I was doling out a bit of the grief on a player as the game kept waiting for him during a 4v4.

We also were featuring FaceBones and JimRaynor(both great names)

I kind of felt bad about it afterward as it was his second game on the ladder...but seriously...make sure you can run the game before you play!

MenacingVitamin

United States50 Posts

October 06 2010 17:56 GMT

#902

I love how this thread is titled "Funny Opponent Quotes" and reads more like "Look at me being an asshat".

AZbadfish

United States56 Posts

October 06 2010 18:19 GMT

#903

My favorite to happen to me so far:

I play as random and spawned as Terran, the other player was also Terran. Map is scrap station.

He worker rushes me and kills my supply depot scv so I'm short one. I load up 5 scvs and float my cc to the island. After it lands i start making more scvs and build a rax. What he did was run his scvs back to his main and load them up into his cc and floated it to the island. He landed and unloaded and started attacking my scvs with his! he only had 5 and i had 7 or 8 by this point and a marine. we both know he's going to lose so this happens:

him - you f***ing p*ssy
me - lol? you're the one worker rushing...
him - yeah but you're the one who ran away like a p*ssy

he leaves, i lol some more

edit: also, I tend to cheese if I've had a string of frustrating losses. I've only cannon rushed once and felt so bad I apologized before he quit. But once I spawned as Terran and it was another tvt. I went quick cloakshees and rushed him with two. He said "I would say gg but ur a d*ck". I thought that was pretty funny and a correct assessment.

Terrorcore

Canada132 Posts

October 07 2010 22:02 GMT

#904

This one just happened. Got a good laugh out of it for some reason...

Jukebox Joe

United Kingdom358 Posts

October 07 2010 22:07 GMT

#905

On October 08 2010 07:02 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:

This one just happened. Got a good laugh out of it for some reason...

That's pretty amazing

BluFenix

United States32 Posts

October 07 2010 22:35 GMT

#906

Just got this little gem here:

Probably tell what's going on there. Roaches ftw!

sTsCompleted

United States380 Posts

October 08 2010 00:31 GMT

#907

lol not a rage but still pretty funny. i was bored so i built an extra orbital in my base and kept on scanning the zerg's base. one of the scans he takes all his lings/roaches and kills his queen. i say WTF lol? he says:

That weird thing started popping up as SOON as i got my queen. so i killed it.

aztrorisk

United States896 Posts

October 08 2010 02:16 GMT

#908

After securing the gold, my opponent sent out mass banshee and vikings so I intercepted them with my observer and my opponent pulled back but I blinked into his army and took out his army. He responded by posting:

Lay off the SC2, you damn korean

I found this post to be very humorous and complimenting because I didn't think my play was very good to be called korean.

FrostOtter

United States537 Posts

October 08 2010 04:43 GMT

#909

"good job, scrub, that's annoying"- then quit

and

"sick rush, faggot fox"

Boblhead

United States2577 Posts

October 08 2010 04:56 GMT

#910

CyberPitz

United States428 Posts

October 08 2010 05:35 GMT

#911

On October 08 2010 07:35 BluFenix wrote:
Just got this little gem here:

Probably tell what's going on there. Roaches ftw!

Seems like something I'd say when I'm really drunk

Quochobao

United States350 Posts

October 08 2010 17:45 GMT

#912

Him: GL HF
Me (trying to be a smart aleck): what does that mean?
Him: means I love you
Me (lol): dude I have a gf
Him: I bet she cant suck a dick like i do
Him: slurp
Me: lmaooooooooo
Him: dont get too horny now. u got a game to play.

It's just so funny because I'm the one who planned to be funny in the first place. But he out-fun me!