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dbqkqh
Profile Joined August 2010
United States9 Posts
October 09 2010 20:42 GMT
#921
One time I got :
After annihilating my opponents base: "Wow, you Koreans have Starcraft DNA. Get a life."
sp00n-
Profile Joined July 2010
48 Posts
October 09 2010 20:59 GMT
#922
[image loading]

laughed my ass off when I checked match history and saw he was 1100 diamond XD
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
October 10 2010 17:16 GMT
#923
Lol one time me and my friend were just screwing around in 2v2, and I think I double proxy two gated and he 6 pooled. Just as we were winning, he says

"THE HOMOSEXUALITY IS TOO STRONG!"
and leaves. We were laughing so hard, cause it was true. =D
corpsepose
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1678 Posts
October 10 2010 17:31 GMT
#924
[image loading]
http://www.twitch.tv/corpsep0se
STS17
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1817 Posts
October 10 2010 17:33 GMT
#925
^ Patriot should be embarrassed
Platinum Level Terran - Take my advice from that perspective
corpsepose
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1678 Posts
October 10 2010 17:38 GMT
#926
On October 11 2010 02:33 STS17 wrote:
^ Patriot should be embarrassed


some context: that was after a botched 2gate zealot rush on steppes of war, roaches just walked all over his zealots, kited them all over the creep, and then i retaliated while he attempted to build stalkers/cannons

so yeah

hes ~1100-1200 diamond too, i was only ~800 at the time so that just made it sweeter
http://www.twitch.tv/corpsep0se
anderkas
Profile Joined October 2010
United States86 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 20:34:57
October 10 2010 20:28 GMT
#927
Had a guy who said no cheese. "Don't even try to 6 pool it won't work"

Then I scout to see he is rushing reapers and fails miserably. His reasoning? "that's harass not cheese" -_-

When I take out his main and natural he pulls the old "______ has left the game" which is way too easy to recognize in sc2. I say "lame" and pour everything I have into his last undefended base.
There's a base in my base!
nK)Duke
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany936 Posts
October 10 2010 20:29 GMT
#928
'you guys must be really ugly'
~ leaves game
vanceblasc2
Profile Joined October 2010
Bulgaria11 Posts
October 10 2010 21:06 GMT
#929
--- Nuked ---
tetramaster
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada253 Posts
October 10 2010 21:15 GMT
#930
On October 11 2010 06:06 vanceblasc2 wrote:
them: gg hf
Me: ?
them: good luck have fun
me: fuck you nerd


You're terrible.
YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
October 10 2010 21:19 GMT
#931
On October 11 2010 06:06 vanceblasc2 wrote:
them: gg hf
Me: ?
them: good luck have fun
me: fuck you nerd


which part of "funny" you didn't get? -_-
Live it, love it, play it, kill it. JulyZerg and IPXZerg greatest TL.net fan
Gemini_19
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1251 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 21:24:14
October 10 2010 21:23 GMT
#932
On October 11 2010 06:06 vanceblasc2 wrote:
them: gg hf
Me: ?
them: good luck have fun
me: fuck you nerd


That wasn't funny at all...


One time...

Him: gg
Me: gg
*1 minute later*
Him: You carrier rush me and that's all you have to say?
@GGemini19 GM Protoss | http://www.twitch.tv/geminisc2 | I <333 HerO & Trap | Check out my Build of the Week series on /r/allthingsprotoss, TL, or Spawning Tool
vyyye
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden3917 Posts
October 10 2010 21:25 GMT
#933
On October 11 2010 06:23 Gemini_19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 11 2010 06:06 vanceblasc2 wrote:
them: gg hf
Me: ?
them: good luck have fun
me: fuck you nerd


That wasn't funny at all...


One time...

Him: gg
Me: gg
*1 minute later*
Him: You carrier rush me and that's all you have to say?

You disappointed him, carrier rush and nothing witty? Pff, people can't even cheese properly these days!
vanceblasc2
Profile Joined October 2010
Bulgaria11 Posts
October 10 2010 21:26 GMT
#934
--- Nuked ---
Roflhaxx
Profile Joined April 2010
Korea (South)1244 Posts
October 10 2010 21:31 GMT
#935
On October 11 2010 06:26 vanceblasc2 wrote:
what part wasn't fun about it? i thought it was hilarious

what about this?

them: ggl hf
me: fuck your mom nigger

i actually loled at that, but only because it was so stupid.
A game where the first thing you do is scout with a “worker”. Does that make any sense? Who scouts with a “worker”? That’s like sending out the janitor to perform recon, what general would do that? Retarded game.
allurhorses
Profile Joined October 2010
25 Posts
October 10 2010 21:55 GMT
#936
On October 10 2010 05:59 sp00n- wrote:
[image loading]

laughed my ass off when I checked match history and saw he was 1100 diamond XD


Umm what? He's perfectly correct. Hydras are terrible, especially against Terran.
sp00n-
Profile Joined July 2010
48 Posts
October 10 2010 22:46 GMT
#937
On October 11 2010 06:55 allurhorses wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2010 05:59 sp00n- wrote:
[image loading]

laughed my ass off when I checked match history and saw he was 1100 diamond XD


Umm what? He's perfectly correct. Hydras are terrible, especially against Terran.


Sorry but I'm taking Artosis's replay pack side and say that they dont
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-10 23:33:20
October 10 2010 23:32 GMT
#938
On October 11 2010 02:31 corpsepose wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

according to him, i guess you Roach Warren spammed him to death
Senorcuidado
Profile Joined May 2010
United States700 Posts
October 10 2010 23:35 GMT
#939
I was playing Protoss against Zerg once and I stole both of his geysers. He said "I don't have time for this shit" and leaves the game.

In another game, it was really long one on Metalopolis and we traded bases a few times but I killed his broodlords and starved him out.

Him: how can you afford all that?
Me: minerals
Him: very original
he leaves the game.
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
October 10 2010 23:50 GMT
#940
Played a FFA on Kulas. Someone went :

Him : "Cool map, it's so huge!"
Me : "You know it's a 1v1 map right?" (it's been a few weeks).
Him : "What the hell? Are you some kind of pro?

That's right guys. Knowing the maps = being pro.
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