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.gypsy
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada689 Posts
April 24 2010 01:36 GMT
#61
On April 24 2010 10:33 shadydevo wrote:
I don't know about being the king of nerds, but this is my video game collection hahaha:
[image loading]

Its missing two broodwar CD's that I couldn't find lol... I have no idea why i have 4 Counter-Strike Cd's either.


so pro
https://www.twitch.tv/gypsy93
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 24 2010 01:36 GMT
#62
And more Haikus!
Haiku#3:
Korean said zerg
is OP? I say zerg needs
a boost to hydras

Haiku#4:
all is fair in love
and war; blues nerf bat the whole
damn Star CraftII world

Haiku#5: Cool kids whine I make
Haikus; TL gets 50
I get a haiku

"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
fifnir
Profile Joined April 2010
Greece11 Posts
April 24 2010 01:36 GMT
#63
lend me your arms,
fast as thunderbolts,
for a snare on his roaches

(The earliest westerner known to have written haiku was the Dutchman Hendrik Doeff (1764-1837), who was the Dutch commissioner in the Dejima trading post in Nagasaki, during the first years of the 19th century.[24] One of his haiku:[25]
lend me your arms,
fast as thunderbolts,
for a pillow on my journey.)


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I need he beta,
For starcraft two
Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 01:38:51
April 24 2010 01:36 GMT
#64
Immortals, DTs-
the plight of Terran players;
EMP: savior!
Legends never gg
im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
April 24 2010 01:36 GMT
#65
Haiku:

Baneling is greater
Than marine which is greater
Than fifty void rays.
Beware The Proxy Pool Rush
Caglomera
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia5 Posts
April 24 2010 01:37 GMT
#66
I'm over Day[9]
I need a real Starcraft fix
Broodwar will not do

I'm addicted to Day[9] dailies, but it's no substitute for the real thing! =p
PGHammer
Profile Joined February 2010
United States132 Posts
April 24 2010 01:38 GMT
#67
Protoss gassing up their Nexii;
Banelings lurking in their Nests,
Ghosts marshaling their Nukes;
Must be Starcraft II.
Bad news, fellas
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 24 2010 01:38 GMT
#68
Who says I'm too old
Chatter of Starcraft 2 born
The nostalgia begins
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
April 24 2010 01:38 GMT
#69
Moving in the dark
Nuclear launch detected
They call me the ghost

o choro é livre
pm_squad
Profile Joined April 2010
Mexico180 Posts
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#70
Hello FakeSteve, I want to ask a question about the photo contest. I can't honestly fit all my Pokemon stuff I want to cram in into a single photo. Can I take several pictures please to really show how much of a nerd I am? lol If not I'll do my best then to fit as much as possible.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#71
Who writes brand new rocks
while jerking off in their socks?
Yes, the crotchmaster.

:D
borso
Profile Joined April 2010
Hungary28 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 01:47:37
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#72
An invisible
blade quietly strikes. No more
pain, no hope, no re.
Science. It works bitches!
sRapers_ValkS
Profile Joined August 2009
United States644 Posts
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#73
On April 24 2010 10:28 Catch]22 wrote:
If only I did
Perfect Yamato Split
Terrible Terrible Damage


how many sylables are you counting "terrible" as???

im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#74
Ugh... It's like 1 A.M. here and I need to sleep, but I really want that Haiku Key.......
Beware The Proxy Pool Rush
Swiftice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States35 Posts
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#75
Starcraft is amazing
Micro and macro like crazy
boxer never dies
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#76
Today I shan't eat
For my pockets are empty
Starcraft 2 comes first
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Deyster
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Jordan579 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 01:41:15
April 24 2010 01:39 GMT
#77
After a lot lurking, I think it's time for me to post. Here's my entry :D Hope you like them.

I once was mighty Thor
Armory is what you need to build me
And not a Fusion Core
* * *
My commander is Raynor
For him we him we fight for victory
Or until we're no more
* * *

Or you can use my version of the modified chorus of "Toni Braxton - Unbreak my heart" (but it's not haiku, but for lulz)

Unbreak by Wall
Say you'll let just tech
Undo this hurt you caused
When you went past my wall
And trashed my mineral line
Leave those SCV's
I lost so many fights
Unbreak my wall
My wall
wall
Umm
***
EDIT: removed the video haha.
Watch the minimap.
Rotation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States118 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 02:08:59
April 24 2010 01:40 GMT
#78
Beta contests show
Sadly, I can not win them
May this be my day

Kerrigan is hot
No clothes on in StarCraft II
Bow-chika-wow-wow

To have and to hold
For better or for the worse
Starcraft, I love you.

What is this madness?
I still do not have a key
This must be Sparta

Why have a contest?
All fighting for beta keys
Just give it to me
Jippie
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden40 Posts
April 24 2010 01:40 GMT
#79
War is worse than hell.
Hell doesn't have stasis fields
where you wait to die.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
April 24 2010 01:40 GMT
#80
protoss is too hard man
1a2a3a plz
make it 1a yo
Nony is Bonjwa
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