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Mr.Larson
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada10 Posts
April 24 2010 01:41 GMT
#81
I am out of gas
Both in Starcraft and my car
Give me some money
Shinshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1237 Posts
April 24 2010 01:41 GMT
#82
From the large army
Thundering storms strike the Earth
Then two becomes one
BeSt[WHITE] Have a great retirement | "SKT is best KT." - Vortok | http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7190/ep24hitcombo2small.gif
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 24 2010 01:42 GMT
#83
The nerd contest is great. I'd imagine the dilemma for a lot of people is "How much do I want a beta key? Is it really worth outing myself by posting my entire futanari hentai collection? Whoever sees the picture will surely never respect me again.... but StarCraft II...."


I'm so glad I already have my beta key.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
April 24 2010 01:42 GMT
#84
On April 24 2010 10:39 im a roc wrote:
Ugh... It's like 1 A.M. here and I need to sleep, but I really want that Haiku Key.......


I figured I'd go down swingin'.

Haiku:

Oh how I want that
Beta key o’er yonder.
But alas, bed time.
Beware The Proxy Pool Rush
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 08:30:10
April 24 2010 01:42 GMT
#85
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
sacrife
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway26 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 01:45:46
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#86
this spring, one man, delievers the keys.

get down, get down again, thor is here.

for all of us, that wants a key, I should be one.

Haikus can be fun, but sometimes they don't make sense. Pylon.

Shout-outs to starcraft are like shout-outs to rappers. What's up, my zealots?

Little Miss Kerrigan. Toilet paper on her heel. And no one tells her.

Well actually. They tell her. But all it is is graragruuhhu.

Pro starcraft commentators. With years of practice. PLAGUUUUU.

After writing so many haikus. And reading normal comments. I still read them as haiku.


[image loading]
This is actually just 1/4th of what I had, I had to throw some away the other day.
What can I say. I like my juice and I don't like to get up. I need my mana!
PRRAAGGUEEAAA
Spec
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Taiwan931 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 01:46:33
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#87
Haiku entry:
Unquestionable.
The manliness of the Thor
You haz malfunction?
Eye for an eye make the world go blind - Gandhi
Guc
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia28 Posts
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#88
my helion's locked
the roaches are approaching
need a beta key
CORN! I ATE NO CORN
bendez
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada283 Posts
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#89
Roaches marauders.
Immortals.
Didn't even try.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#90
On April 24 2010 10:39 pm_squad wrote:
Hello FakeSteve, I want to ask a question about the photo contest. I can't honestly fit all my Pokemon stuff I want to cram in into a single photo. Can I take several pictures please to really show how much of a nerd I am? lol If not I'll do my best then to fit as much as possible.


pile that shit up, whats a little manual labour for a beta key?

really though feel free to post a bunch of pictures, i'm just going to post one picture from the 5 winners when i update the OP after 16:00. everyone's gonna see what a huge pokemon fanboy you are!! hows ur charmander kid???
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Kare
Profile Joined March 2009
Norway786 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 01:44:39
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#91
Horang2 base in base
Nada fucks base in the base
FakeSteve speaks!

In life you can obtain all sorts of material wealth, but the real treasure is the epic feelings you get while doing something you love.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 24 2010 01:43 GMT
#92
The stadium's packed
As the crowd roars heavily
We gather to watch
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Mr.Larson
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada10 Posts
April 24 2010 01:44 GMT
#93
I've tried so damn hard
To get me a beta key
nothing is working
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
April 24 2010 01:44 GMT
#94
Another few that I thought up. I guess I'm less in tune with the beta banter and balance stuff, so I guess this'll revolve more around the actual story.

She had a clear view,
Nothing can escape her blades,
Why didn't she kill me?

Defeated and maimed,
Psi blades dead and broken bones,
Born to fight again,

A marine patrol,
Stumbles over a strange hole,
Killed by lurking trolls

Voices in my head,
Desperately I called for him,
He came far too late,

I had a zergling,
It murdered my neighbor's dog,
It gave it a hug,



/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
April 24 2010 01:44 GMT
#95
Zergs can't write haikus
It would be like Day's ovies
Which I guess would rule
im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
April 24 2010 01:45 GMT
#96
I'm amazed at how many people are getting the form for the haiku wrong... As a total grammar nazi it kind of irritates me when people mess up on syllable counts like that...
Beware The Proxy Pool Rush
saint_fu
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 03:03:29
April 24 2010 01:45 GMT
#97
Quantity vs Quality?

+ Show Spoiler +
madly mash F5
realize your effort was in vain
cry in a corner

watch pros play Brood War
challenge your friends to a match
rape them like a boss

five four three two one
wait probe where are you going?
fail split once again

terran is for men
protoss is for the cowards
zerg is alien scum

boxer versus oov
the game drags on for an hour
fangirls fall asleep

build just carriers
a "useful talent toi have"
even the best agree

try for beta key
always fail horrendously
who needs sc2?

lose to dark templars
smash your keyboard and your mouse
your parents worry

try single player mode
too lazy to play right
"power overwhelming"

learning of Egypt
your teacher mentions scarabs
you think of reavers

your opponent is winning
erect engineering bays
fly them all over

Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
April 24 2010 01:46 GMT
#98
On April 24 2010 10:45 im a roc wrote:
I'm amazed at how many people are getting the form for the haiku wrong... As a total grammar nazi it kind of irritates me when people mess up on syllable counts like that...


Hello fellow grammar Nazi!

*high five*
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
TLaw
Profile Joined March 2010
Peru34 Posts
April 24 2010 01:46 GMT
#99
Haiku second entry:
Hydras on the way
Engineering bay in the air
Ggaemo's face
[image loading]
sc2
Mykill
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada3402 Posts
April 24 2010 01:46 GMT
#100
Brood lords are im ba
Toss is screwed for sure
Zerg is made of win
[~~The Impossible Leads To Invention~~] CJ Entusman #52 The problem with internet quotations is that they are hard to verify -Abraham Lincoln c.1863
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