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Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
January 17 2015 16:23 GMT
#10021
On January 18 2015 01:14 Mensol wrote:
Show nested quote +

[image loading]
The Dutch international was retrieving a ball from a lake on Bayern's winter training camp in Qatar when he was bitten by a crocodile - or so the winger claims.

According to BILD, Robben now wears a bandage round his "heavily bruised thumb, middle and ring fingers" after being bitten by the large aquatic reptile which didn't take kindly to Robben entering its territory.

"When I got a ball from the hole by the pool, a crocodile bit me", Robben said.

An alternative version of events posits that Robben sustained the injury in a weights session, which would probably make a lot more sense.

We're not David Attenborough, but a quick consultation of the world's favourite free encyclopedia suggests crocodiles are not even native to Qatar.

Anyhow, we're not sure this is what Pep Guardiola meant when he said he wanted to bring some 'bite' to Bayern's attack.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/bayern-

What the fuck.


Some media outlets didn't get the joke and actually posted it as news that he actually got bitten by a crocodile
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zeo
Profile Joined October 2009
Serbia6344 Posts
January 17 2015 16:32 GMT
#10022
Feel bad for Diego but getting injured would be worse.
“What the public criticizes in you, cultivate. It is you.” - Jean Cocteau
NuclearJudas
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
6546 Posts
January 17 2015 16:33 GMT
#10023
LOL Falcao misses an absolute sitter.
Life is like Tetris. Your errors pile up but your accomplishments disappear. - Robert Ohlén | http://railroaddiary.wordpress.com/ - My words about stuff.
Rokomish
Profile Joined March 2011
United States68 Posts
January 17 2015 16:34 GMT
#10024
He is having an absolute nightmare in front of goal today!
marooder diedie
Dante08
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Singapore4203 Posts
January 17 2015 16:36 GMT
#10025
On January 18 2015 01:33 NuclearJudas wrote:
LOL Falcao misses an absolute sitter.


To be fair the defender touched the ball if not he would have gotten to it
NuclearJudas
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
6546 Posts
January 17 2015 16:37 GMT
#10026
2-0 Liverpool. Sweet finish by Lambert.
Life is like Tetris. Your errors pile up but your accomplishments disappear. - Robert Ohlén | http://railroaddiary.wordpress.com/ - My words about stuff.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
January 17 2015 16:39 GMT
#10027
Schurrle with the tap in . 5-0
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
NuclearJudas
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
6546 Posts
January 17 2015 16:47 GMT
#10028
Pardiola is at it again! Palace are in the lead now. 2-3
Life is like Tetris. Your errors pile up but your accomplishments disappear. - Robert Ohlén | http://railroaddiary.wordpress.com/ - My words about stuff.
malcram
Profile Joined November 2010
2752 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-17 16:59:10
January 17 2015 16:58 GMT
#10029
awww, schurrle KSed oscar!

oscar could have gotten a hat trick lol
smr
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany4808 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-17 17:21:51
January 17 2015 17:20 GMT
#10030
News from Spain.
Dortmund played Steaua Bucarest. Best three players for the german side: 1. Reus. 2. 16yr old 3. 16yr old Can't wait to see Reus play with Hazard or Ronaldo next year : )

e: fuck fpl. have to bury my ambitions soon (again : P)
Greg_J
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
China4409 Posts
January 17 2015 17:31 GMT
#10031
Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them?
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-17 17:32:53
January 17 2015 17:32 GMT
#10032
On January 18 2015 02:31 Greg_J wrote:
Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them?


No, I'm in the same boat. Especially after seeing the way Newcastle fans have been acting online. It's been disgraceful.

@113candlemagic Office lady by day, lonely woman at night. | Official lolicon of thread 94273
Greg_J
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
China4409 Posts
January 17 2015 17:36 GMT
#10033
On January 18 2015 02:32 Ferrose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2015 02:31 Greg_J wrote:
Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them?


No, I'm in the same boat. Especially after seeing the way Newcastle fans have been acting online. It's been disgraceful.

https://twitter.com/RyanRosenblatt/status/556494473413152770

Linesman must have just completely forgot that rule. I haven't seen it by the way. But that picture looks pretty conclusive.
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
January 17 2015 17:37 GMT
#10034
On January 18 2015 02:36 Greg_J wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2015 02:32 Ferrose wrote:
On January 18 2015 02:31 Greg_J wrote:
Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them?


No, I'm in the same boat. Especially after seeing the way Newcastle fans have been acting online. It's been disgraceful.

https://twitter.com/RyanRosenblatt/status/556494473413152770

Linesman must have just completely forgot that rule. I haven't seen it by the way. But that picture looks pretty conclusive.


Not to mention the opposition defender five yards ahead of him...
@113candlemagic Office lady by day, lonely woman at night. | Official lolicon of thread 94273
Greg_J
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
China4409 Posts
January 17 2015 17:44 GMT
#10035
Tim krul should have stopped that. Newcastle sinking.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
January 17 2015 17:45 GMT
#10036
Terrible goalkeeping from Krul, should never of went in lol
ModeratorTeam Liquid Football Thread Guru! - Chelsea FC ♥
Ysellian
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands9029 Posts
January 17 2015 17:45 GMT
#10037
ELIAAAA! Great to see him score, hope he does well. Great chest control from Pelle, he's doing the same in the EPL as he did in the eredivisie.
Ferrose
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States11378 Posts
January 17 2015 17:46 GMT
#10038
Lol I did not know that Elia went to Southampton. And he got a goal. Good for him.
@113candlemagic Office lady by day, lonely woman at night. | Official lolicon of thread 94273
Mensol
Profile Joined September 2012
14536 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-17 17:48:59
January 17 2015 17:48 GMT
#10039
On January 18 2015 02:46 Ferrose wrote:
Lol I did not know that Elia went to Southampton. And he got a goal. Good for him.

They loan him like 1.5 week ago iirc. He also played against Manchester United last week.

On January 18 2015 02:45 Ysellian wrote:
ELIAAAA! Great to see him score, hope he does well. Great chest control from Pelle, he's doing the same in the EPL as he did in the eredivisie.

Soton = Eredivise in PL :3
If you don't know what the fuck you are doing, how are your enemies supposed to know what the fuck you are doing. - imaqtpie on NA teams at Worlds.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
January 17 2015 17:48 GMT
#10040
Yeah take nothing away from the play from Southampton it was good. Pelle great control and pass, Davis slides in Elia perfectly and then he hit the target, but it was straight at the keeper lol. Should never of went in xD

The 17minute applause that Newcastle do every game is great respect to those two who were killed. Good fans the Geordie's, even if they did chase out a good manager TT
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