Some media outlets didn't get the joke and actually posted it as news that he actually got bitten by a crocodile

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Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
January 17 2015 16:23 GMT
#10021
On January 18 2015 01:14 Mensol wrote: Show nested quote + ![]() The Dutch international was retrieving a ball from a lake on Bayern's winter training camp in Qatar when he was bitten by a crocodile - or so the winger claims. According to BILD, Robben now wears a bandage round his "heavily bruised thumb, middle and ring fingers" after being bitten by the large aquatic reptile which didn't take kindly to Robben entering its territory. "When I got a ball from the hole by the pool, a crocodile bit me", Robben said. An alternative version of events posits that Robben sustained the injury in a weights session, which would probably make a lot more sense. We're not David Attenborough, but a quick consultation of the world's favourite free encyclopedia suggests crocodiles are not even native to Qatar. Anyhow, we're not sure this is what Pep Guardiola meant when he said he wanted to bring some 'bite' to Bayern's attack. https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/bayern- What the fuck. Some media outlets didn't get the joke and actually posted it as news that he actually got bitten by a crocodile ![]() | ||
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zeo
Serbia6343 Posts
January 17 2015 16:32 GMT
#10022
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NuclearJudas
6546 Posts
January 17 2015 16:33 GMT
#10023
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Rokomish
United States68 Posts
January 17 2015 16:34 GMT
#10024
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Dante08
Singapore4179 Posts
January 17 2015 16:36 GMT
#10025
On January 18 2015 01:33 NuclearJudas wrote: LOL Falcao misses an absolute sitter. To be fair the defender touched the ball if not he would have gotten to it | ||
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NuclearJudas
6546 Posts
January 17 2015 16:37 GMT
#10026
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
January 17 2015 16:39 GMT
#10027
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NuclearJudas
6546 Posts
January 17 2015 16:47 GMT
#10028
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malcram
2752 Posts
January 17 2015 16:58 GMT
#10029
oscar could have gotten a hat trick lol | ||
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smr
Germany4808 Posts
January 17 2015 17:20 GMT
#10030
Dortmund played Steaua Bucarest. Best three players for the german side: 1. Reus. 2. 16yr old 3. 16yr old Can't wait to see Reus play with Hazard or Ronaldo next year : ) e: fuck fpl. have to bury my ambitions soon (again : P) | ||
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Greg_J
China4409 Posts
January 17 2015 17:31 GMT
#10031
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Ferrose
United States11378 Posts
January 17 2015 17:32 GMT
#10032
On January 18 2015 02:31 Greg_J wrote: Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them? No, I'm in the same boat. Especially after seeing the way Newcastle fans have been acting online. It's been disgraceful. | ||
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Greg_J
China4409 Posts
January 17 2015 17:36 GMT
#10033
On January 18 2015 02:32 Ferrose wrote: Show nested quote + On January 18 2015 02:31 Greg_J wrote: Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them? No, I'm in the same boat. Especially after seeing the way Newcastle fans have been acting online. It's been disgraceful. https://twitter.com/RyanRosenblatt/status/556494473413152770 Linesman must have just completely forgot that rule. I haven't seen it by the way. But that picture looks pretty conclusive. | ||
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Ferrose
United States11378 Posts
January 17 2015 17:37 GMT
#10034
On January 18 2015 02:36 Greg_J wrote: Show nested quote + On January 18 2015 02:32 Ferrose wrote: On January 18 2015 02:31 Greg_J wrote: Is it wrong that I'm secretly hoping Newcastle do badly for a while so they can realise how gooder job Alan Pardew was doing for them? No, I'm in the same boat. Especially after seeing the way Newcastle fans have been acting online. It's been disgraceful. https://twitter.com/RyanRosenblatt/status/556494473413152770 Linesman must have just completely forgot that rule. I haven't seen it by the way. But that picture looks pretty conclusive. Not to mention the opposition defender five yards ahead of him... | ||
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Greg_J
China4409 Posts
January 17 2015 17:44 GMT
#10035
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
January 17 2015 17:45 GMT
#10036
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Ysellian
Netherlands9029 Posts
January 17 2015 17:45 GMT
#10037
Great to see him score, hope he does well. Great chest control from Pelle, he's doing the same in the EPL as he did in the eredivisie. | ||
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Ferrose
United States11378 Posts
January 17 2015 17:46 GMT
#10038
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Mensol
14536 Posts
January 17 2015 17:48 GMT
#10039
On January 18 2015 02:46 Ferrose wrote: Lol I did not know that Elia went to Southampton. And he got a goal. Good for him. They loan him like 1.5 week ago iirc. He also played against Manchester United last week. On January 18 2015 02:45 Ysellian wrote: ELIAAAA! Great to see him score, hope he does well. Great chest control from Pelle, he's doing the same in the EPL as he did in the eredivisie. Soton = Eredivise in PL :3 | ||
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
January 17 2015 17:48 GMT
#10040
The 17minute applause that Newcastle do every game is great respect to those two who were killed. Good fans the Geordie's, even if they did chase out a good manager TT | ||
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