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Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
November 14 2013 21:35 GMT
#11761
On November 15 2013 06:33 UniversalSnip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:30 Shelke14 wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:20 Shelke14 wrote:
At least Id have something haha im so sad


She'd try and sap the nerd out of you. Trust me, not worth.

oh id just inject the nerd into her OH YEA

That's how the succubus drains, shelke...


Why is it that sc2 threads are all gone from my TL now? I went to my settings and SC2 is crossed out and i can't undo it.. Plus, i watched lostgirl season premiere and it was actually pretty good.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:36 GMT
#11762
ded gaem
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
November 14 2013 21:38 GMT
#11763
Oh squats, how I love thee. The ass will get fat.
NSFW:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://spotmebro.com/spotmebrotest/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Strong-Glutes-and-calves.jpg
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:39 GMT
#11764
Clicked on the spoiler with no fear in my eyes.

Was so relieved when it was a link.

Will look when home
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
November 14 2013 21:40 GMT
#11765
On November 15 2013 06:33 jcarlsoniv wrote:
haha skelke, you're more than welcome to try. Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Like, I'm all for girls being fit and stuff. But girls with muscles are scary.


Agreed. It's like, okay, you're athletic, you don't need to lift 200 lbs like it's nothing. :s
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
November 14 2013 21:41 GMT
#11766
On November 15 2013 06:39 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Clicked on the spoiler with no fear in my eyes.

Was so relieved when it was a link.

Will look when home


I thought I'd better play safe. Spoilers are too tempting.
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
November 14 2013 21:42 GMT
#11767
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
November 14 2013 21:42 GMT
#11768
On November 15 2013 06:34 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:31 kainzero wrote:
My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders

Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff

I thought that was just proper hygiene.

Oh man I never heard that joke before

Maybe I should've included clean and jerk so you can make jokes about jerking off hurhurhur
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
November 14 2013 21:42 GMT
#11769
On November 15 2013 06:34 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:34 Gahlo wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:31 kainzero wrote:
My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders

Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff

I thought that was just proper hygiene.

I'm all for girls doing proper hygiene, why are you against it?


fucking gahlo and his weird fetishes

How did you conclude I was against it? All I did was make a pun.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
November 14 2013 21:44 GMT
#11770
On November 15 2013 06:42 kainzero wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:34 Gahlo wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:31 kainzero wrote:
My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders

Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff

I thought that was just proper hygiene.

Oh man I never heard that joke before

Maybe I should've included clean and jerk so you can make jokes about jerking off hurhurhur

I'd make a masturbation joke, but nothing would come out of it.
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 21:45:15
November 14 2013 21:44 GMT
#11771
On November 15 2013 06:38 Doctorbeat wrote:
Oh squats, how I love thee. The ass will get fat.
NSFW:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://spotmebro.com/spotmebrotest/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Strong-Glutes-and-calves.jpg

Oh god. That is beautiful.
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
November 14 2013 21:47 GMT
#11772
à propos masturbation, the client currently advertises to keep your sword without a sheath
A backwards poet writes inverse.
JonnyLaw
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3482 Posts
November 14 2013 21:56 GMT
#11773
On November 15 2013 06:38 Doctorbeat wrote:
Oh squats, how I love thee. The ass will get fat.
NSFW:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://spotmebro.com/spotmebrotest/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Strong-Glutes-and-calves.jpg



I had no idea what to expect with the link. Pleasantly surprised for once by a random link on the internet. Half of the shit my friend's link me I wish I'd never seen.
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
November 14 2013 21:58 GMT
#11774
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
November 14 2013 22:00 GMT
#11775
On November 15 2013 06:58 red_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).

I don't know how you can judge their legitimacy of fear off of internet comments though
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 22:00 GMT
#11776
On November 15 2013 06:58 red_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).


Well, some muscle is fine. But when they start getting really ripped, it's just very unappealing to me. Just a taste thing, I guess.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
November 14 2013 22:03 GMT
#11777
On November 15 2013 07:00 kainzero wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:58 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).

I don't know how you can judge their legitimacy of fear off of internet comments though


I kind of accounted for that with the 'seem to be' qualifier, meaning I am aware that their statements could be hyperbolic and they just don't like how they look(I especially think this one counts for Soniv since he's a former gymnast; the gymnasts I know may be short, but they're pretty stout dudes).
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 22:05:03
November 14 2013 22:04 GMT
#11778
On November 15 2013 07:03 red_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 07:00 kainzero wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:58 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).

I don't know how you can judge their legitimacy of fear off of internet comments though


I kind of accounted for that with the 'seem to be' qualifier, meaning I am aware that their statements could be hyperbolic and they just don't like how they look(I especially think this one counts for Soniv since he's a former gymnast; the gymnasts I know may be short, but they're pretty stout dudes).


Let's put it this way.

I'm 5'11" ~155 lbs.

My ex is 5'3" and probably close to what I weigh at this point (probably a little lighter). And it's all muscle.

So to me, that's scary lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
November 14 2013 22:07 GMT
#11779
On November 15 2013 07:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 07:03 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 07:00 kainzero wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:58 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).

I don't know how you can judge their legitimacy of fear off of internet comments though


I kind of accounted for that with the 'seem to be' qualifier, meaning I am aware that their statements could be hyperbolic and they just don't like how they look(I especially think this one counts for Soniv since he's a former gymnast; the gymnasts I know may be short, but they're pretty stout dudes).


Let's put it this way.

I'm 5'11" ~155 lbs.

My ex is 5'3" and probably close to what I weigh at this point (probably a little lighter). And it's all muscle.

So to me, that's scary lol


Damn the gymnasts I know are little pint sized dudes, you're actually taller than I am, kind of surprising. Does that have to do with event specialization?
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 22:12 GMT
#11780
On November 15 2013 07:07 red_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 07:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On November 15 2013 07:03 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 07:00 kainzero wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:58 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:42 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:34 red_ wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'


Whoops my bad. Was deadlifting. Still though.


Part of me wants to still flat out dismiss it, but at least this time it's something that isn't like, beyond world records and whatnot, so I'll let it slide(kind of).

Can't believe how many of you seem to be legit afraid of women with any muscle(because I'm assuming you aren't talking about legitimately quite muscular, Figure competitor and beyond style females).

I don't know how you can judge their legitimacy of fear off of internet comments though


I kind of accounted for that with the 'seem to be' qualifier, meaning I am aware that their statements could be hyperbolic and they just don't like how they look(I especially think this one counts for Soniv since he's a former gymnast; the gymnasts I know may be short, but they're pretty stout dudes).


Let's put it this way.

I'm 5'11" ~155 lbs.

My ex is 5'3" and probably close to what I weigh at this point (probably a little lighter). And it's all muscle.

So to me, that's scary lol


Damn the gymnasts I know are little pint sized dudes, you're actually taller than I am, kind of surprising. Does that have to do with event specialization?


Long bodies generate better swing (basic physics). I've never been particularly strong, but my core strength and proper technique led me to All American on pommel horse.

But yes, most gymnasts are stock and jacked.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
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