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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote: Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you. I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head. I give up. Edit: SORRY FOR POSTING SO MUCH BUT WORK IS BORING TODAY. | ||
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying. Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY" think I dodged a bullet | ||
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote: GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying. Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY" think I dodged a bullet I mean, you've only dodged a bullet if she doesn't come after you. I find my ex-gfs scary, but not because of muscles. Instead, I think that every girl I've dated is converging into the same person. Slowly they're all getting the same haircut and getting into the same issues. It's like some sort of horrifying convergence and I don't know what will happen when the singularity arrives. On November 15 2013 06:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote: Work usually a blast for you, Asmo? Sometimes there's a problem to solve that I can amuse myself with for a while. Other times no one knows what I'm supposed to be doing, myself included, and I sit around for five hours. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:04 AsmodeusXI wrote: I mean, you've only dodged a bullet if she doesn't come after you. I find my ex-gfs scary, but not because of muscles. Instead, I think that every girl I've dated is converging into the same person. Slowly they're all getting the same haircut and getting into the same issues. It's like some sort of horrifying convergence and I don't know what will happen when the singularity arrives. lol mine was kinda on the crazy side, but I didn't realize it until afterwards My current gf is definitely on the crazy side, but at least I'm aware of it lol | ||
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Shelke14
Canada6655 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote: GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying. Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY" think I dodged a bullet Man, whats her number I'll take her out to a nice dinner :D | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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UniversalSnip
9871 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote: GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying. Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY" think I dodged a bullet That uh... doesn't sound so bad. EDIT: On November 15 2013 06:17 jcarlsoniv wrote: Are you interested in a stage 5 clinger? SCRATCH THAT. | ||
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
Someone call Req. | ||
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Shelke14
Canada6655 Posts
 im so sad | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:20 Shelke14 wrote: At least Id have something haha im so sadShe'd try and sap the nerd out of you. Trust me, not worth. | ||
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BlackPaladin
United States9316 Posts
On November 15 2013 05:53 AsmodeusXI wrote: I don't know if I've had an adviser whose job wasn't to sign stuff for me and go "Yep, that sounds about right." I did most of my planning myself. Yep, that's normally how all my advisers are. I always do all the planning but I do it based around the literal fuckton of questions I throw at them to find out everything I can about how I can make my schedule work for me lol. On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote: GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying. Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY" think I dodged a bullet Oh. My. God. My ex from my old high school after I moved and we broke up got into weight lifting. She and I were always athletic growing up, playing soccer and such, and when we were together she was on the soccer team at our school. But oh my god. She got into that weight lifting stuff and she now has more muscles than Arnold Schwarzenegger in a muscle suit. I think her muscle's muscles could bench press me, and I'm not slim like I was back then. | ||
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Shelke14
Canada6655 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:22 jcarlsoniv wrote: She'd try and sap the nerd out of you. Trust me, not worth. oh id just inject the nerd into her  OH YEA | ||
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kainzero
United States5211 Posts
Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff | ||
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Shelke14
Canada6655 Posts
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UniversalSnip
9871 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:30 Shelke14 wrote: oh id just inject the nerd into her OH YEAThat's how the succubus drains, shelke... | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
Like, I'm all for girls being fit and stuff. But girls with muscles are scary. | ||
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Gahlo
United States35172 Posts
On November 15 2013 06:31 kainzero wrote: My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff I thought that was just proper hygiene. | ||
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red_
United States8474 Posts
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote: I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head. No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.' | ||
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
I'm all for girls doing proper hygiene, why are you against it? fucking gahlo and his weird fetishes | ||
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