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AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 20:58:54
November 14 2013 20:58 GMT
#11741
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.

I give up.

Edit: SORRY FOR POSTING SO MUCH BUT WORK IS BORING TODAY.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 14 2013 21:01 GMT
#11742
Work usually a blast for you, Asmo?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:01 GMT
#11743
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO

My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying.

Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY"

think I dodged a bullet
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 21:05:40
November 14 2013 21:04 GMT
#11744
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO

My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying.

Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY"

think I dodged a bullet


I mean, you've only dodged a bullet if she doesn't come after you.

I find my ex-gfs scary, but not because of muscles. Instead, I think that every girl I've dated is converging into the same person. Slowly they're all getting the same haircut and getting into the same issues. It's like some sort of horrifying convergence and I don't know what will happen when the singularity arrives.

On November 15 2013 06:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Work usually a blast for you, Asmo?


Sometimes there's a problem to solve that I can amuse myself with for a while. Other times no one knows what I'm supposed to be doing, myself included, and I sit around for five hours.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:07 GMT
#11745
On November 15 2013 06:04 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO

My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying.

Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY"

think I dodged a bullet


I mean, you've only dodged a bullet if she doesn't come after you.

I find my ex-gfs scary, but not because of muscles. Instead, I think that every girl I've dated is converging into the same person. Slowly they're all getting the same haircut and getting into the same issues. It's like some sort of horrifying convergence and I don't know what will happen when the singularity arrives.



lol

mine was kinda on the crazy side, but I didn't realize it until afterwards

My current gf is definitely on the crazy side, but at least I'm aware of it lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
November 14 2013 21:16 GMT
#11746
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO

My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying.

Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY"

think I dodged a bullet


Man, whats her number I'll take her out to a nice dinner :D
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:17 GMT
#11747
Are you interested in a stage 5 clinger that could beat you up?
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-14 21:21:08
November 14 2013 21:18 GMT
#11748
On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO

My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying.

Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY"

think I dodged a bullet

That uh... doesn't sound so bad.

EDIT:
On November 15 2013 06:17 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Are you interested in a stage 5 clinger?


SCRATCH THAT.
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 14 2013 21:19 GMT
#11749
That's practically Yandere.

Someone call Req.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
November 14 2013 21:20 GMT
#11750
At least Id have something haha im so sad
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:22 GMT
#11751
On November 15 2013 06:20 Shelke14 wrote:
At least Id have something haha im so sad


She'd try and sap the nerd out of you. Trust me, not worth.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
November 14 2013 21:24 GMT
#11752
On November 15 2013 05:53 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 05:51 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On November 15 2013 05:44 BlackPaladin wrote:
So, I signed up for my spring semester classes today. My academic adviser was being evaluated on his advising....and I think he failed at trying to advise me lol.

I feel so bad for him but like.....he basically said everything wrong so I had this need to correct him. About 5 times. >_____>
The evaluator literally was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and had to leave the room. G_G


It's a good thing I had 2 advisers in college cuz my Business adviser was less than worthless. He didn't even know I was his advisee when I took accounting with him.


I don't know if I've had an adviser whose job wasn't to sign stuff for me and go "Yep, that sounds about right." I did most of my planning myself.


Yep, that's normally how all my advisers are. I always do all the planning but I do it based around the literal fuckton of questions I throw at them to find out everything I can about how I can make my schedule work for me lol.

On November 15 2013 06:01 jcarlsoniv wrote:
GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE ASMO

My ex gf has recently gotten incredibly terrifying. She was always athletic and into martial arts and stuff, but she's getting like, really jacked and terrifying.

Like. Really scary. My current gf saw her in class yesterday and texted me being like "HOLY SHIT SHE'S SCARY"

think I dodged a bullet


Oh. My. God.
My ex from my old high school after I moved and we broke up got into weight lifting. She and I were always athletic growing up, playing soccer and such, and when we were together she was on the soccer team at our school. But oh my god. She got into that weight lifting stuff and she now has more muscles than Arnold Schwarzenegger in a muscle suit. I think her muscle's muscles could bench press me, and I'm not slim like I was back then.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
November 14 2013 21:30 GMT
#11753
On November 15 2013 06:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:20 Shelke14 wrote:
At least Id have something haha im so sad


She'd try and sap the nerd out of you. Trust me, not worth.

oh id just inject the nerd into her OH YEA
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
November 14 2013 21:31 GMT
#11754
My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders

Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
November 14 2013 21:33 GMT
#11755
Da fuck homestory cup 8 is happening?
UniversalSnip
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
9871 Posts
November 14 2013 21:33 GMT
#11756
On November 15 2013 06:30 Shelke14 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On November 15 2013 06:20 Shelke14 wrote:
At least Id have something haha im so sad


She'd try and sap the nerd out of you. Trust me, not worth.

oh id just inject the nerd into her OH YEA

That's how the succubus drains, shelke...
"How fucking dare you defile the sanctity of DotA with your fucking casual plebian terminology? May the curse of Gaben and Volvo be upon you. le filthy casual."
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 14 2013 21:33 GMT
#11757
haha skelke, you're more than welcome to try. Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Like, I'm all for girls being fit and stuff. But girls with muscles are scary.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
November 14 2013 21:34 GMT
#11758
On November 15 2013 06:31 kainzero wrote:
My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders

Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff

I thought that was just proper hygiene.
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
November 14 2013 21:34 GMT
#11759
On November 15 2013 05:58 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 05:57 UniversalSnip wrote:
Man. Girl came into the gym today and just started busting out so many pull ups... shit like that motivates you.


I know a girl who can lift 400 lbs. over her head.


No you don't, not unless you are being extremely generous with what you consider to be 'lifting over her head.'
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
November 14 2013 21:34 GMT
#11760
On November 15 2013 06:34 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2013 06:31 kainzero wrote:
My friends girlfriend has more thighs than Colonel Sanders

Oh Crossfit, making girls do cleans and snatches and stuff

I thought that was just proper hygiene.

I'm all for girls doing proper hygiene, why are you against it?


fucking gahlo and his weird fetishes
A backwards poet writes inverse.
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