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Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4122 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 18:47:19
June 08 2015 18:47 GMT
#103181
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 08 2015 18:51 GMT
#103182
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

Because he wouldn't be a man if he did so.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
June 08 2015 18:51 GMT
#103183
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

So he'd just be watching then?
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
June 08 2015 18:56 GMT
#103184
Only if they wore cat ears.
Hey! How you doin'?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
June 08 2015 19:03 GMT
#103185
On June 09 2015 03:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

So he'd just be watching then?

I argued on skype that the best formula for orgies is 1 man and n girls where n is a natural number. But someone said that the best type of 5-person orgy is 5 girls, which contradicts my formula (it should be 4 girls and a 1 guy)
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
June 08 2015 19:06 GMT
#103186
I'm probably going to regret asking this...

What makes that the best formula for orgies?
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
June 08 2015 19:06 GMT
#103187
yup. those causes certainly make sense. certain drugs or alcohol may also be factors. Too much substituting caffeine for sleep is def a factor.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35145 Posts
June 08 2015 19:07 GMT
#103188
On June 09 2015 03:28 MooMooMugi wrote:
Guys, what should I eat for lunch today? Costco or Subways

You're going to ask that in OT? Of course the answer will be Costco.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 19:09:41
June 08 2015 19:08 GMT
#103189
On June 09 2015 04:03 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 03:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

So he'd just be watching then?

I argued on skype that the best formula for orgies is 1 man and n girls where n is a natural number. But someone said that the best type of 5-person orgy is 5 girls, which contradicts my formula (it should be 4 girls and a 1 guy)

i dunno bout you but i'd love to see an orgy with an irrational number of girls


Ey gurl let's have a creampi
A backwards poet writes inverse.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 19:10:43
June 08 2015 19:10 GMT
#103190
On June 09 2015 04:08 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:03 Scip wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

So he'd just be watching then?

I argued on skype that the best formula for orgies is 1 man and n girls where n is a natural number. But someone said that the best type of 5-person orgy is 5 girls, which contradicts my formula (it should be 4 girls and a 1 guy)

i dunno bout you but i'd love to see an orgy with an irrational number of girls


Ey gurl let's have a creampi

What about i girls? That's probably well within Scip's reach.

(Come on you knew it was coming)
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
June 08 2015 19:14 GMT
#103191
sure
unlike scip
A backwards poet writes inverse.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 19:15:01
June 08 2015 19:14 GMT
#103192
On June 09 2015 04:10 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:08 Dandel Ion wrote:
On June 09 2015 04:03 Scip wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

So he'd just be watching then?

I argued on skype that the best formula for orgies is 1 man and n girls where n is a natural number. But someone said that the best type of 5-person orgy is 5 girls, which contradicts my formula (it should be 4 girls and a 1 guy)

i dunno bout you but i'd love to see an orgy with an irrational number of girls


Ey gurl let's have a creampi

What about i girls? That's probably well within Scip's reach.

(Come on you knew it was coming)


All he'd have to do is square her and he'd have one less girl than before!

On June 09 2015 04:08 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:03 Scip wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
On June 09 2015 03:47 Fildun wrote:
As soon as he'd cut his hair he'd get a 5-some with 5 girls.

So he'd just be watching then?

I argued on skype that the best formula for orgies is 1 man and n girls where n is a natural number. But someone said that the best type of 5-person orgy is 5 girls, which contradicts my formula (it should be 4 girls and a 1 guy)

i dunno bout you but i'd love to see an orgy with an irrational number of girls


Ey gurl let's have a creampi


hah, nice
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 19:27:07
June 08 2015 19:24 GMT
#103193
On June 09 2015 04:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I'm probably going to regret asking this...

What makes that the best formula for orgies?

okay, my logic is this, and tell me if you think it's flawed:
imagine, if you will, that you are having sex in your room. Do you think the experience would be improved if there was another guy having sex with someone else in that room as well? And does the answer change depending on how many girls you're having sex with at the same time?
If the answer to both questions is no (and it would undoubtedly be for me) then, assuming you don't like amputees, the natural number of girls + 1 guy clearly follows.

Also, I think that squaring a girl was one of the ancient greek problems, but I'm not sure if it's been proven to be impossible.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 19:29:43
June 08 2015 19:28 GMT
#103194
On June 09 2015 04:24 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I'm probably going to regret asking this...

What makes that the best formula for orgies?

okay, my logic is this, and tell me if you think it's flawed:
imagine, if you will, that you are having sex in your room. Do you think the experience would be improved if there was another guy having sex with someone else in that room as well? And does the answer change depending on how many girls you're having sex with at the same time?
If the answer to both questions is no (and it would undoubtedly be for me) then, assuming you don't like amputees, the natural number of girls + 1 guy clearly follows.


Well, it's inherently flawed because it fails to take into account the most important variable of all - the sexual preferences of all parties involved. The fact that you have to propose all of those questions exemplifies that itself.

Stating that there is an optimal formula for something that is entirely subjective is and always will be greatly flawed.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2396 Posts
June 08 2015 19:30 GMT
#103195
Is it just me or does anyone else read Scip's posts in his voice?
Disabled gamer - Diamond 3 (LoL) D+ Rank scrublord on BW. Bisu doesnt need DTs, He uses probes. just ask Flash.
TheHumanSensation
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada1210 Posts
June 08 2015 19:31 GMT
#103196
This is a terrible day for OT.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 19:31:44
June 08 2015 19:31 GMT
#103197
On June 09 2015 04:24 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I'm probably going to regret asking this...

What makes that the best formula for orgies?

okay, my logic is this, and tell me if you think it's flawed:
imagine, if you will, that you are having sex in your room. Do you think the experience would be improved if there was another guy having sex with someone else in that room as well? And does the answer change depending on how many girls you're having sex with at the same time?
If the answer to both questions is no (and it would undoubtedly be for me) then, assuming you don't like amputees, the natural number of girls + 1 guy clearly follows.

Also, I think that squaring a girl was one of the ancient greek problems, but I'm not sure if it's been proven to be impossible.

You're also discounting physiological/psychological factors like performance anxiety (do you think it is inherently easier to perform for/with one girl versus 4) and stamina.

On June 09 2015 04:30 Ethelis wrote:
Is it just me or does anyone else read Scip's posts in his voice?

Always.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
June 08 2015 19:34 GMT
#103198
I read all of Wave's posts in the voice of his Witch Doctor impression.
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JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
June 08 2015 19:39 GMT
#103199
On June 09 2015 04:24 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I'm probably going to regret asking this...

What makes that the best formula for orgies?

okay, my logic is this, and tell me if you think it's flawed:
imagine, if you will, that you are having sex in your room. Do you think the experience would be improved if there was another guy having sex with someone else in that room as well? And does the answer change depending on how many girls you're having sex with at the same time?
If the answer to both questions is no (and it would undoubtedly be for me) then, assuming you don't like amputees, the natural number of girls + 1 guy clearly follows.

Also, I think that squaring a girl was one of the ancient greek problems, but I'm not sure if it's been proven to be impossible.


I think there is a certain threshold where
1) There are too many women for you to stimulate/satisfy which would then naturally lead them to pleasure themselves (assuming they just don't sit around and watch) which leads to the threshold of
2) Being able to enjoy the visual experience of said women pleasuring themselves without sacrificing your performance.

I believe it is at this threshold (I won't pretend like I even know what that is as I am a sexual plebian only having the pleasure and sexual comeptency to be with one woman at a time) that another man can be brought in to the equation. Especially if said man is a close friend of yours who you trust and feel comfortable around. Now I personally would not want to have any sexual contact with this man, not that there is anything wrong with that, but I have no qualms sharing the fruits of my orgy with a close friend - and if we are being honest here I think it would intensify the experience knowing that I was sharing this seemingly heavenly situation with a buddy of mine.

And if we are talking pure theory here I think 4 women is the threshold for one man. Your mouth, two hands, and your little soniv could all be doing god's work given that you have the sexual skills of Pootie Tang.
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red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
June 08 2015 19:48 GMT
#103200
On June 09 2015 04:31 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 04:24 Scip wrote:
On June 09 2015 04:06 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I'm probably going to regret asking this...

What makes that the best formula for orgies?

okay, my logic is this, and tell me if you think it's flawed:
imagine, if you will, that you are having sex in your room. Do you think the experience would be improved if there was another guy having sex with someone else in that room as well? And does the answer change depending on how many girls you're having sex with at the same time?
If the answer to both questions is no (and it would undoubtedly be for me) then, assuming you don't like amputees, the natural number of girls + 1 guy clearly follows.

Also, I think that squaring a girl was one of the ancient greek problems, but I'm not sure if it's been proven to be impossible.

You're also discounting physiological/psychological factors like performance anxiety (do you think it is inherently easier to perform for/with one girl versus 4) and stamina.


I dunno about making a formula that accounts for growth in numbers beyond 3/4, but a foursome has some obvious benefits over a threesome because of the pairing options. There are still a bunch of complicating factors that arise from sexual preference and some psychology(subconsciously picking favorites, jealousy, etc), but those are present in a threesome as well. The major downside is finding a third willing woman with the required sexual preference, something that's already a major limiting factor in a threesome to begin with.
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