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BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
June 08 2015 19:56 GMT
#103201
I'm 5 and wtf did I just read, OT. o___o;
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 08 2015 20:08 GMT
#103202
On June 09 2015 04:34 TheYango wrote:
I read all of Wave's posts in the voice of his Witch Doctor impression.

OOOO YAHHH
LOOK AT ME GO
ROLL OUT DA BARRELS
HAH
FEEL IT IN YA BONES
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
June 08 2015 20:19 GMT
#103203
Well it's official. Dpad too broken to work. I'm really hoping that the replacement will magically solve all my combo problems.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 20:25:19
June 08 2015 20:22 GMT
#103204
Alright guys, those are some valid concerns, what I'd want to say though is that this is my formula for the ideal x-personed orgy (so the number of girls in my ideal orgies would always be x-1). HOWEVER, nowhere was it stated that the goodness of an orgy increases linearly with the amount of girls involved. Clearly you hit diminishing returns extremely quickly and it might even become worse as the number of girls increases (in my personal preferences, I'd actually prefer a 1 on 1 over a threesome), BUT, if I was given the arduous task of having to participate in an x-person orgy and I could choose the sex (and sexual identity) of all present, I would go for me+all girls. That's all the formula is for. I think it's important that I can mathematically express my wishes in case of likely to occur scenarios such as this one.

And this is just my personal preference (I wouldn't be surprised if many men shared it though). Enjoying observing your buddy have sex with a girl or 4 is your privilege JonGalt and I'm not taking it away, but it's just not for me.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
June 08 2015 20:27 GMT
#103205
What if you cloned yourself, would you allow a clone of yourself into an orgy with many girls? It's essentially Galt's buddy example but with someone who shares your same conscious. That way you could (you meaning you + your clone) be pleasuring many more women at the same time, and does the increasing number of pleasured women increase the personal gratification you yourself receive?
Hey! How you doin'?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
June 08 2015 20:29 GMT
#103206
Unless my clone is directly connected to my central nervous system (siamese twin clone) then no, it might as well be another person (who just happens to share my DNA)
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 20:33:02
June 08 2015 20:32 GMT
#103207
On June 09 2015 05:29 Scip wrote:
Unless my clone is directly connected to my central nervous system (siamese twin clone) then no, it might as well be another person (who just happens to share my DNA)


But how would you know which one you were? What if you were both and neither at the same time!

edit - it's been a long day
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Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
June 08 2015 20:33 GMT
#103208
Hello friends how are you? I think today is pretty cool. I'm going to start a new 40k army.
It's your boy Guzma!
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 20:34:10
June 08 2015 20:33 GMT
#103209
On June 09 2015 05:32 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2015 05:29 Scip wrote:
Unless my clone is directly connected to my central nervous system (siamese twin clone) then no, it might as well be another person (who just happens to share my DNA)


But how would you know which one you were? What if you were both and neither at the same time!

edit - it's been a long day

Fortunately that's perfectly inconsequential.
On June 09 2015 05:33 Requizen wrote:
Hello friends how are you? I think today is pretty cool. I'm going to start a new 40k army.

rip savings
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
June 08 2015 20:33 GMT
#103210
You're telling me. I've been at work almost 12 hours and I've had to slog through so much metaphorical shit I'm metaphorically literally covered in fecal matter.
Hey! How you doin'?
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 21:04:37
June 08 2015 20:39 GMT
#103211
On June 09 2015 04:34 TheYango wrote:
I read all of Wave's posts in the voice of his Witch Doctor impression.

Look at it go?~

On June 09 2015 05:33 Requizen wrote:
Hello friends how are you? I think today is pretty cool. I'm going to start a new 40k army.

Just done falling back to Gold II after 1-5 today, with some pretty retarded-ass games, featuring various annoyances.
I think the throws are the most annoying because you have an easy game to close out ahead of you then some idiot decides having a lead equates to shutting his brain off, and you look at your goal of going back to Plat and sigh.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
June 08 2015 20:53 GMT
#103212
On June 09 2015 05:22 Scip wrote:
Alright guys, those are some valid concerns, what I'd want to say though is that this is my formula for the ideal x-personed orgy (so the number of girls in my ideal orgies would always be x-1). HOWEVER, nowhere was it stated that the goodness of an orgy increases linearly with the amount of girls involved. Clearly you hit diminishing returns extremely quickly and it might even become worse as the number of girls increases (in my personal preferences, I'd actually prefer a 1 on 1 over a threesome), BUT, if I was given the arduous task of having to participate in an x-person orgy and I could choose the sex (and sexual identity) of all present, I would go for me+all girls. That's all the formula is for. I think it's important that I can mathematically express my wishes in case of likely to occur scenarios such as this one.

And this is just my personal preference (I wouldn't be surprised if many men shared it though). Enjoying observing your buddy have sex with a girl or 4 is your privilege JonGalt and I'm not taking it away, but it's just not for me.


I definitely would prefer to be participating in the orgy as the only man.

However, if for whatever reason I was thrown into an orgy situation where the diminishing returns/threshold of women was beyond my sexual competency - it is at this point I would be more than happy to share with a close friend (or clone).

ps NSFW but also relevant
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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
June 08 2015 20:55 GMT
#103213
On June 09 2015 05:22 Scip wrote:
Alright guys, those are some valid concerns, what I'd want to say though is that this is my formula for the ideal x-personed orgy (so the number of girls in my ideal orgies would always be x-1). HOWEVER, nowhere was it stated that the goodness of an orgy increases linearly with the amount of girls involved. Clearly you hit diminishing returns extremely quickly and it might even become worse as the number of girls increases (in my personal preferences, I'd actually prefer a 1 on 1 over a threesome), BUT, if I was given the arduous task of having to participate in an x-person orgy and I could choose the sex (and sexual identity) of all present, I would go for me+all girls. That's all the formula is for. I think it's important that I can mathematically express my wishes in case of likely to occur scenarios such as this one.

And this is just my personal preference (I wouldn't be surprised if many men shared it though). Enjoying observing your buddy have sex with a girl or 4 is your privilege JonGalt and I'm not taking it away, but it's just not for me.


That's enough internet for me today...
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
June 08 2015 21:02 GMT
#103214
I feel pretty good about just skipping over all the orgy discussion.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 08 2015 21:05 GMT
#103215
Honestly I disagree with Scip's x-1 formula, because frankly I think you can have too many limits. I think the point where you will be crushed to death under the sheer weight of twenty women (or 1 woman, if it's Scip's mom) has diminishing returns. So it's a slightly adjusted formula where, if X=girls, then the ideal composition is X-1 while X<15.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
June 08 2015 21:09 GMT
#103216
... God damn it offtopic. 100 new posts and half of it is discussion of megaman and the other half a universal theory of orgy. For the record, it's preference that's the unknown and to not include it would be foolish.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
June 08 2015 21:10 GMT
#103217
On June 09 2015 05:29 Scip wrote:
Unless my clone is directly connected to my central nervous system (siamese twin clone) then no, it might as well be another person (who just happens to share my DNA)

So I suppose your answer to the age old question, "is having sex with a clone of yourself considered masturbation," no, then?
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-08 21:47:27
June 08 2015 21:12 GMT
#103218
Well we hit a new low.
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MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
June 08 2015 22:23 GMT
#103219
I think it is fair to say that I am somewhat disappointed.

Staff are talking about various things atm. Will post later once a consensus is reached.

Yes, it's an announcement of an announcement!
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28100 Posts
June 08 2015 22:41 GMT
#103220
Tease
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