Yeah no, fuck Vlad.

Here, let's have a litmus test. Do you have a gap closer or sustained slow? Yes?

Congrats! You contered Vlad. Pick up your 13 kills by the door on your way out.

Anakko

France1934 Posts

August 02 2013 22:13 GMT

#9322

Got murdered botlane against a support brand that went balls to the wall 3 doran rings into flash/stuns and not a single ward. Our jungle yi didn't gank a single time and all the other lanes lost and blamed us. I feel bad

Shook

United States27 Posts

August 02 2013 22:38 GMT

#9323

Sona doesnt ward, I have to buy wards as vayne. Sona charges them with her l33t ap items. We get crushed. At least I get to practice 2 roles at once T.T

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

August 03 2013 09:57 GMT

#9324

I love when your first ranked game of the night is your support zyra going kages first, and not placing a single ward until she owns sightstone, then top and mid losing while eve camps bot...amazing these kids are somehow gold, it's really sad when you can't even stay even in lane without jungle pressure, while I'm getting raped because I have to buy my own pinks because zyra is too busy trying to take cs and go AP to support.

Edit: why would you stay in lane as vayne vs a graves leona with less lane half HP? honestly we deserved to lose that game. The fucking level of mental retardation is just way too high when the weekend starts.

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

August 03 2013 13:25 GMT

#9325

Sigh, back in temporary elo hell. Lost 4 in a row wtih mass feeder teams. Last game I was 12-3-4 garen.... but our duo bot managed to surpass 20 deaths in 20 minutes. #SoloQueueLife

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

August 03 2013 14:02 GMT

#9326

Omg finally won, just barely carried going 17-2-9 vayne with an afk on the other team --

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

August 03 2013 14:38 GMT

#9327

It's literally impossible to jungle shen in ranked.

I am team captain so I get Shen through the ban phase by picking hec, malph, eve
1/5 chance of getting captain

"Forcing" my enemy to use bans on thresh, amumu and... blitz!
1/2 chance of shen getting through bans

of getting first pick
1/2 chance, although there is a chance the enemy team won't pick shen

1/1 chance team will complain if you pick revive/smite T_T
wtf?

1/2 chance allied yi won't give a shit that you're first pick and will pick jungle and lock in and pretend to not see you have smite.

Fuck this shit. I'm going back to a less banned jungler I can actually practice.

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

August 03 2013 15:18 GMT

#9328

On August 03 2013 22:25 EtherealDeath wrote:
Sigh, back in temporary elo hell. Lost 4 in a row wtih mass feeder teams. Last game I was 12-3-4 garen.... but our duo bot managed to surpass 20 deaths in 20 minutes. #SoloQueueLife

So it's a string of temporary ELO hells? Is that you how you justify it?

Sakray

France2198 Posts

August 03 2013 19:12 GMT

#9329

OH HEY MAI NAIME IZ TRYNDAMARE AND I AMEUH RITARDEAD AZ FEUCK HERPDERP

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

August 03 2013 19:48 GMT

#9330

On August 04 2013 00:18 Jerubaal wrote:

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So it's a string of temporary ELO hells? Is that you how you justify it?

Yea, its just a temporary elo hell of nigh-uncarryable games unless i were actually high gold or something. So just have to not get so pissed off at it that once I get out of that temporary elo hell, I don't lose winnable games due to rage.

johnnywup

United States3858 Posts

August 03 2013 20:19 GMT

#9331

team throws at baron when i ping them off of it -.- we had 3 inhibs down and they had none. we lose the fight and lose the game because they wouldnt listen to me

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

August 03 2013 21:20 GMT

#9332

THere's nothing like watching your team spiral out of control and constantly feeding then proceed to bitch at you. Thank you 4/10 teemo, thank you for telling me how to play adc when I finished the game 8/4 and the most farm in the game. It really makes sense that you should be the one giving me advice. I would also like to thank the sejuani who tower dove at level 3, idk why I try to save my retard teammates and die for it.

1/9 jax "I main jax"

Edit: What the fuck is it with weekends that brings out every fucking retard and troll? seriously losing 5 games in a row isnt a big deal, but when you're team is quite literally down 6 towers and 3-21 in kills every fucking game because your top is 0/7/1 and your mid is 0/7 every fucking game is so retarded. All I want is to play the game, not get rofl stomped because I just happened to get the 4 worst Gold 1's.

I's so fucking sad I lane against Plat 3-5 ADCs as a GOld 3 and raped them in trades and cs but team cant take their head out of their ass for 30 mintues ot win a fucking game. Oh shit I gave up first blood, better run back to lane and fight him down 400 gold + a level. Oh shit I'm eating ezreal q's in lane for free with no armor runes, I guess I should run at him and try to snare him with me E. Seriously wtf is this bullshit.

OmegaKnetus

Germany431 Posts

August 03 2013 21:25 GMT

#9333

Caitlyn rushes runaan's as first item, proceedes to do zero damage and loses us a won game FML

Hyren

United States817 Posts

August 04 2013 03:03 GMT

#9334

That feel when you hop on league and your friends are already in a full premade 5 ;_;

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

August 04 2013 03:54 GMT

#9335

How to lose with a 6 item ADC that's 14/4 Starring Plat 5 Zero LP shit talking Zed guy and Kayle who doesnt ult in teamfights with a co cast of janna and underfed diana jungle.

upperbound

United States2300 Posts

August 04 2013 05:56 GMT

#9336

How does one get out of silver? No one ever listens to my calls. I was 14-1-0 in this game, at the time my team had 16 kills. Rest of the team got some kills in garbage time, while all inhibs were down but this was a really depressing game. 3 of my 5 deaths were defending nexus.

EDIT: Yorick also had 23 cs at 15:00.

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

August 04 2013 06:36 GMT

#9337

How the fuck is it so hard to listen to pings. panth mia, I ping everybody to back off, nobody listens and panth snowballs.

Fucking ridiculous.

Also Nasus can't outsmite panth ulti. Seriously? That alone cost us the game

Well 3 game losing streak, 3 games in a row where I can't rely on people to win lane, or just go even.

Done with this game for now..

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

August 04 2013 07:36 GMT

#9338

Man, there are some stupid people that play on the weekends.

1. Yi teleports ontop of a turret to get snared by Maokai and die horribly at level 4. He's our jungler.
2. Mundo top who doesn't think to himself "gee, it might be a good idea to get a ninja tabi and a chain vest against Rengar, especially since I'm behind." Instead thinks "better rush warmogs because the mobafire guide tells me to."

ItsFunToLose

United States776 Posts

August 04 2013 09:28 GMT

#9339

You'd think riot could find someone NOT from your last game to queue you with after losing a game horribly.

Also. I managed to janna ult amumu on top of my adc three times in one game. on top of. not next to.

also cocks. fuck everything and everyone. cocks.

ReketSomething

United States6012 Posts

August 04 2013 09:34 GMT

#9340

This is awful. I see so many holes in my play. After every game I see things that "could have won the game/fight" and get really frustrated. This never really happened before. Fuck this.