Playing against an Eve mid has got to be the most annoying thing ever. You kind of set her back in laning, get a cs lead, write 5 times ss, but she was just waiting a bit back. Then, she dissappears again. You forget the ss. A teammate has been slain! "Lol, Viktor, no ss, you trash" 5 minutes later, you have 30 cs on her, but she is 4/0/0. And now those dudes top and bot start dying by themselves (even more). The guys they were up against come to your lane, show you their string of ears and then hit you with very big, fat swords. "Viktor never follows, olololroflololomglazergunpewpew, so bad". Yeah, do i go top or bot when she disappers? Do i really want to follow a 4/0/0 eve with doublebuff? We surprisingly won that game, still it was such a bad experience overall, being just the dude with the highest cs in the game and still everyone tells you you suck and feeds.

McBain

Canada25 Posts

November 16 2012 01:25 GMT

#6242

I`ve managed to reach that state where you`re so low after placement matches that you are literally the only player on the team with a loading screen border. Then you lose, and your team starts calling you a booster for not carrying their dumbfucking feeding flea-bitten asses - i`m sorry, i didn`t realize being gold rated last season means i have to put up with your stupid antics and bear the burden of GET THE FUCK OFF MY BALLS AND MY TEAM WHAT THE FUCK ASDFGHAEKRALGHAJEGADF

deathray797

196 Posts

November 16 2012 02:39 GMT

#6243

Get gold in S2
Aim to get plat in S3
Start out the season 1-4
sad

McBain

Canada25 Posts

November 16 2012 03:01 GMT

#6244

Story of my life bro. Wanna duo?

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

November 16 2012 06:43 GMT

#6245

What the fuck. We get a malphite who literally does not press R. Sits there and eats a whole bunch of poke, but refuses to ever touch the R button. Yell at him all fucking game and only actually does a good ulti when it doesn't matter. Literally, how can an AD carry shoot malphite repeatedly while he's 20 range outside turret without getting ulted when teams are even.

Cuddle

Sweden1345 Posts

November 16 2012 10:09 GMT

#6246

On November 16 2012 06:15 Roffles wrote:Man, with you guys cloggin the line to hell, I'll be on the stairway to heaven.

Caught myself pardoning a toxic guy yesterday because, "Well, I've read so much worse in QQ-thread". Had already pressed the pardon button when I realized I probably shouldn't use this thread as bench mark.

greggy

United Kingdom1483 Posts

November 16 2012 16:29 GMT

#6247

ez in my game built wriggles as 1st item ;/

impirion

124 Posts

November 16 2012 16:43 GMT

#6248

wriggles first was a thing for a while to deal with a losing lane

Alaric

France45622 Posts

November 16 2012 16:54 GMT

#6249

Recorrupted: Im not supp
Recorrupted: Work it out amongst you.
Recorrupted: Or i'll just pick what I please
Armoric: So, basically, you're threatening us?
Recorrupted: If ye want.

Sounds nice.
Also wriggles first can be interesting if you plan on using it to actually get ahead (win your lane with it's immediate usefulness, take fast drakes, etc.) but that's typically a case of people seeing pros do stuff and replicating it without having the slighest idea of the implications.

Eve tower dives and ends up at 50 hp when it's their second tower, but doesn't follow when Diana and Teemo are coming while I steal their red (Mao flashless and recalled).
Oh, add to that that Jayce saw this all but decided to just back at this moment so Teemo could run to their jungle.

Later, Diana roams like hell, Eve doesn't do anything. We catch Diana in our jungle. 3v3, Eve just has to come... she doesn't move.
Fuck you stupid fucker.

greggy

United Kingdom1483 Posts

November 16 2012 16:55 GMT

#6250

well, we weren't losing. it was ali(me) + ez vs graves blitz premade, we got first blood double kill (i got both kills because big support play) and then ez came into lane with zerks + madred into wriggles into phage -> triforce

we still won because our nidalee mid hit every spear she threw

Broetchenholer

Germany1840 Posts

November 16 2012 17:49 GMT

#6251

I am finally above 1350 and out of that ugly place where every starter plays and people are really angry because of that. Sweet elo heavens. I am first pick. banning shen and kat, someone wants diana banned, i ban eve instead. "WTF ARE YOU RETARDED? IF THEY PICK DIANA I TROLL". Okay. They don't pick diana. 4th and 5th are premade and want bot. so third pick asks what support they want, second pick asks what adc they want. Support wants leona. leona locked, adc doesn't say anything but "ROFL I TROLL, WE SAID WE ARE PREMADE! FUCK U FUCKTARDS!" Out of desperation, second pick locks in Viktor in the last second. "yeah vikor, so useless, go die in rl". Now the ad locks in graves and the support asks which top third pick wants, who is busy telling the flamer to stop it and forgets. So he locks jax last second. Which 3rd does not have. Then someone dodges...

YAY!

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

November 16 2012 19:12 GMT

#6252

I don't know why you think above 1350 is somehow better than below. 1400s are filled with a bunch of dumb people who think they know how to play the game but really don't.

Zess

Adun Toridas!9144 Posts

November 16 2012 19:21 GMT

#6253

Team is getting sieged at inhib tower, but enemy team doesn't cover for their ranged champs when they try to poke us down.

Me: whenever Ez or Teemo pokes out in front of their tank line, just flash ult and pull them away from the team.

Wave dies, so Ez is backing out. Sona flashes forward, whiffs ult sideways. Gragas flashes forward, ults Ez away from us. They get engaged on and die. We lose inhib then slowly lose game.

;_;

Ogww

Finland224 Posts

November 16 2012 20:58 GMT

#6254

Fuck the level of games in 1200-1500 elo currently. Got nice 8 win streak as Twitch to start the day, then like 4 losses in a row and every fucking one of these games losing team has had either afk or trollpick or seriously unskilled, first timers most of the time, players who lost the game for them. Ended up with more elo than I started with but every fucking game was just horrible.

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

November 16 2012 21:41 GMT

#6255

On November 16 2012 08:27 LaNague wrote:
haha, i agree.

No idea whats going on, but the botlanes recently have been real terror.
Also people who jungle the new champion because phreak mentioned the word "jungle" in the spotlight at some point. But im used to those allready.

zed has unreal jungle clears, kinda like shyv in that he needs a laner with cc to gank though

OutlaW-

Czech Republic5053 Posts

November 16 2012 22:01 GMT

#6256

On November 17 2012 04:12 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I don't know why you think above 1350 is somehow better than below. 1400s are filled with a bunch of dumb people who think they know how to play the game but really don't.

so are 1500s
and 2000s
sad world

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

November 16 2012 22:02 GMT

#6257

On November 17 2012 07:01 OutlaW- wrote:

Show nested quote +

so are 1500s
and 2000s
sad world

My original post was basically just a pessimistic post about how every ELO has just the same amount of retards as the next ELO bracket. It just so happens that they're better than the other retards at lower ELO brackets.

And then I decided to just leave it be.