I am so mad right now that I can't even think straight enough to write in rage. I simply ask that certain disease-ridden fucksticks that dare call themselves human beings would just go drink the biggest bottle of bleach they can find. They don't deserve to breathe oxygen, and I surmise that they didn't get enough of it as children.

jcarlsoniv

United States27922 Posts

November 15 2012 04:39 GMT

#6202

Tell us how you really feel req

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

November 15 2012 04:41 GMT

#6203

On November 15 2012 13:32 Requizen wrote:
I am so mad right now that I can't even think straight enough to write in rage. I simply ask that certain disease-ridden fucksticks that dare call themselves human beings would just go drink the biggest bottle of bleach they can find. They don't deserve to breathe oxygen, and I surmise that they didn't get enough of it as children.

Wow. To think a game would cause people to want to murder others. ;___;

petered

United States1817 Posts

November 15 2012 05:05 GMT

#6204

Getting a bit over the top aren't we?

BTW zerg, do you just hang out in this thread to commentate on their QQ without ever qqing yourself? I mean, I am not criticizing just curious. Most people post their rage then go back to the GD but you seem to post more here than in other threads and I rarely ever see you QQing.

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

November 15 2012 05:16 GMT

#6205

I hang out here because I'm always QQ'ing.

Saeglopur

Canada177 Posts

November 15 2012 05:19 GMT

#6206

And this is why the QQ thread has 360k views.

gtrsrs

United States9109 Posts

November 15 2012 05:49 GMT

#6207

since s3 started
my bot lanes have yet to get a kill
in the entire game

...

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

November 15 2012 06:11 GMT

#6208

On November 15 2012 14:49 gtrsrs wrote:
since s3 started
my bot lanes have yet to get a kill
in the entire game

...

Why are you KS'ing them?

NEOtheONE

United States2233 Posts

November 15 2012 06:55 GMT

#6209

And my epic winstreak as Shyvana in ranked comes to an end. Vlad vs Xin top, Malz vs Kass mid, and Ez and Leona vs Cait and sona bot. It was me vs Nunu in jungle. After about a half dozen frustratingly close not kills for us we were down 12 kills to 3. Somehow I had managed not to die and I pick up a double kill diving Nunu and Sona at their inner turret after a lengthy engagement. So I was 2/0/0. I thought maybe I could help carry us out, but Cait and Kass continued to get fed and I couldn't itemize to stop both of them myself. Teamfights were essentially Cait with red buff runs into us and Kass continues to slow us, and then sona flashes in and ults us so Kass and Cait can just instaburst us down. Was just painful.

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

November 15 2012 08:38 GMT

#6210

Gotta love people who were 'gold' last season and main ad jump into fights as trist with 100 hp when the kill is already guaranteed.

Thanks trist for single handedly throwing the game. It wasn't even like they were camped, she would literally suicide every 2v2 bot.

NEOtheONE

United States2233 Posts

November 15 2012 08:48 GMT

#6211

So after starting out 3-0 this season, I lose 3 in a row. I really really hate being the jungler when my team feeds in every lane and I cannot babysit them all. I started out 2/0/0 in the first one ended up 3/5/1. I started out 5/1/2 in the second lost game as jungle Diana, I end up 7/10/12, and in the third game I started 0/1/10 as jungle Diana and ended up 1/4/15. The most frustrating part is watching as they push their lanes out only to get jumped on while I am trying to help the opposite side of the map at that exact same moment. I want to smack all of them.

nanoscorp

United States1237 Posts

November 15 2012 10:08 GMT

#6212

Playing Cho in the jungle, with what looks like a 4-man squad filling out the team as they're talking about vent, etc. Smooth ride, I figure, play conservatively, put some pressure, don't feed... Top/Mid are about even, Bot is bad. Gank bot once with pings and a lane pushed to our tower, no response even with a Q that hits. Meh. Next gank I just go in and eat their ashe with no help. Team derp just hangs around bot tower, ignores my pings at dragon, not doing much when we could have snagged dragon easily with smite and help from either mid or bot but nooo, everyone just backs after a weak push. The next teamfight bot river goes terribly, despite a lot of disruption and another munched adc. Midgame I follow Vayne around a bit to see why she's doing so badly and it all becomes clear. 5 man push up to our 2nd mid tower, she ults and charges in solo from their blue side river. Literally 1v5 with me a couple steps behind watching in disbelief. Gets wrecked, blames me for not dying even though I hit Q+E on the 3 closest champs and ducked out safely. Rest of the game follows a similar pattern, our side jumping into terrible engagements, dying, and bitching.

Very few wards from "support zed", I try to make up for it with oracle's and more wards, team keeps dying for no reason as I'm trying to sweep river near baron. I manage to emulate their playstyle once, getting caught 1v5 near our top tri-bush. Die, lose oracle, give up baron, game ends 1m later. Chat is all 4/8/10 zed complaining about my play when 97% of the game was a heroic effort to salvage the trainwreck that was his lane. End up as the only positive KDA with some nice plays and solid jungle control on our side, pretty happy with how I played. The worst feeders blame me for the loss. I think they actually would have been happier if I'd died in more of the teamfights. QQ

419

Russian Federation3631 Posts

November 15 2012 10:16 GMT

#6213

mother of god

this thread

it is complete

Antyee

Hungary1011 Posts

November 15 2012 10:44 GMT

#6214

How can udyr die to riven at lvl2?-.-

Azelja

Japan762 Posts

November 15 2012 11:10 GMT

#6215

On November 15 2012 19:44 Antyee wrote:
How can udyr die to riven at lvl2?-.-

Riven OP. Better nerf Irelia.

wussleeQ

United States3130 Posts

November 15 2012 11:17 GMT

#6216

wanted to prove to my friend i could play top win first 2 games and 3rd game i win lane and we are about to win game until leona dcs for rest of game T_T

soverelgne

United Kingdom72 Posts

November 15 2012 12:46 GMT

#6217

Connection was always spotty where I live, but it got worse and worse the more placement matches I tried to play -.- going to have to work my ass off this season

edit: Did I mention champion select crashing like half the time on this laptop? Yea, definitely not playing more than two games a day

Deleted User 101379

4849 Posts

November 15 2012 12:58 GMT

#6218

I ganked bot as Malphite together with mid. The MF was already fed so she managed to get both me and Graves very low with her Ult but her Support and the counterganking Jungler were already down by then so it was a safe kill for the full health mid and support, so i let both of them finish her off while i hid in the bush to recall.
Graves was next to me in the bush with 100hp.
Then he decides to move out of it and re-engage.
And MF Q's him.
The shot kills Graves.
Then bounces.
And kills me -.-

petered

United States1817 Posts

November 15 2012 14:22 GMT

#6219

On November 15 2012 14:19 Saeglopur wrote:

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And this is why the QQ thread has 360k views.

And all this time I thought people were just coming to read the QQ hall of infamy and dream about getting there one day.

BlueSpace

Germany2182 Posts

November 15 2012 14:29 GMT

#6220

On November 15 2012 23:22 petered wrote:

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And all this time I thought people were just coming to read the QQ hall of infamy and dream about getting there one day.

I come to her for balance. Whenever I read this thread I know other people get as irrationally upset with this game as me and that makes me feel good and strangely a little bit less lonely in general.