Honestly, whoever taught the phrase "u mad bro?" to every derpy retard in the game needs to be maimed. Yes, I'm sort of mad that you fed Fizz 6 kills in midlane and then never called mia as he came to tower dive me bot lane, and then blamed me for losing the game. Sucking on its own would not have made me mad; sucking and then blaming me for your -12 is going to fucking piss me off when I'm 4-2 after Fizz dives me twice because you don't ward your river or call missing laners.

eScapegoat100

Canada71 Posts

August 06 2012 02:20 GMT

#4763

Parents hop on the internet to watch olympic highlights...

Playing Ahri with 1200 ping real fun...

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

August 06 2012 04:15 GMT

#4764

I. Hate. Kennen. If you play Kennen you can die in a blazing pit of doom.

I_Love_Bacon

United States5765 Posts

August 06 2012 04:26 GMT

#4765

While the Pulsefire Ezreal skin in every game has dropped off.... AP Ez is still ass and will never win a game.

Fuck him for wasting my time - like always.

Requizen

United States33802 Posts

August 06 2012 04:29 GMT

#4766

asdjfasd people suck.

Someone else calls top. This jackass picks Panth top and goes, "no that guy called mid!", when we can all clearly scroll up and prove him otherwise.

And of course, he pushes as hard as fucking possible against top Cho, doesn't ward, gets killed repeatedly, and blames me. In One gank, I go up (at his behest, I didn't want to), blatantly tell him I don't have ult, then he yells at me for not ulting.

He continues to ult 1v5 while never actually ulting into a teamfight and afks at the end after throwing the game for us.

Fuck you buddy.

kainzero

United States5211 Posts

August 06 2012 06:18 GMT

#4767

i don't mind if people suck because it happens

but when two people suck AND they keep making fun of each other on how bad they are? like i just don't know.

had an ashe who got stunned by taric all day. like taric would literally walk up to her and stun her while she was farming and didn't even walk back. behind by like 40 cs in the mid game.

she then takes shots at the kassadin mid who only has 40 cs after the 20 min mark and lost to an ap soraka and calls him stupid for first picking kass

so the last 5 minutes of the game are them complaining at each other. fun

ocelotter

United States16 Posts

August 06 2012 11:46 GMT

#4768

frustration reaches moderate levels again today. get camped for the first 10-15 minutes of the game top, against a yorick of all laners. then the other lanes proceed to lose despite no jungle pressure, and then when we finally get a chance to teamfight (and the game is still not lost at this point, mind you), our team runs away and gets picked off one at a time as we flee. game ends, kennen hasn't ulted in a team fight a single time.

why play kennen if your R key isn't working?

Abenson

Canada4122 Posts

August 06 2012 14:52 GMT

#4769

I think I have discovered the secret to solo q.
Played jungle pantheon, and camped an exhaust ignite nasus at top. He rq's before 10 minutes.
....

Then enemy ashe has ie pd at 21 min and we lose 4v5

arb

Noobville17920 Posts

August 06 2012 15:17 GMT

#4770

Think im just gonna never support again in solo queue, win all my games i play some sort of not support

lose all the games i support(except for the occasional blitzcrank game)

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

August 06 2012 16:52 GMT

#4771

botlane terror day. 3 games, 3 times the enemy carrie has gotten more then 10 kills before the 20 minute mark. 8/3 Ahri does not help that much, when there is a 20/1 trist on the other team.

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

August 06 2012 19:39 GMT

#4772

Just uhhh....charm the trist.

Antyee

Hungary1011 Posts

August 06 2012 20:27 GMT

#4773

They flame me in champ select that I'm a noob, and Nunu top is unplayable.
Lastpick picks Renekton and I'm forced to support with Nunu.
Renekton gives 4 kills in 10 mins.

Instant karma <3

Abenson

Canada4122 Posts

August 06 2012 20:52 GMT

#4774

I worked so hard for 5 elo ._.

Cloud9157

United States2968 Posts

August 06 2012 23:26 GMT

#4775

Holy fuck.

Beat top Kayle with Kennen by 2 kills and 30-40 cs by end of laning. Too bad enemy bot has a 15 minute TF thanks to retarded Vayne+Taric. Taric then proceeds to build a Thornmail, because we know how hard he is getting focused.

I even second picked Kennen to bait their picks. Third pick picks Zyra into Malz claiming he can beat him with her. Proceeds to feed him 5+ kills. Jungle Darius so lost between bot+mid and doesn't know who to help out.

Looked up the Taric afterwards. 9 games played at 1259 elo. Too fucking terror.

Oh, and if it wasn't bad enough, their jungler was dc'd for about 30 minutes of the game. No jungler at all. Needless to we lost a 4v5.

SnK-Arcbound

United States4423 Posts

August 06 2012 23:33 GMT

#4776

lol cris, with 2000 games played, and +75 thinks he's a real 2400 player. That's a 51.7% win rate, brags about his elo and how bad his teammates are and how he can't wait to get unbanned because people don't know how to team fight, loses his lane to a 1700 player. He split pushes with baron, doesn't ward, doesn't force objectives with baron. Plays irelia and attacks tanks, instead of like carries who will die faster to the true damage. His alt is ~1800 with 200 games played.

And this just in, fucking crushed him. He has very poor decision making outside of the lane. Very good at not dying in lane, but once that ends he has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

August 06 2012 23:39 GMT

#4777

His smurf sir cr1s is pretty freaking bad, you can't believe how he got that high in the first place

I_Love_Bacon

United States5765 Posts

August 07 2012 05:42 GMT

#4778

Hour long game. I'm playing support. Our Draven in lane was 100% pussy and gave up kills several times because he refused to hard engage when I'd go in as taric and both lane opponents would escape at sub 200hp. End of game, have a chance to end the game when it's 4v2 but he refuses to engage with team. Team calls him a pussy as we're running back to base because opponents are up... he responds by turning around and suiciding into them.

GG

Amui

Canada10567 Posts

August 07 2012 06:47 GMT

#4779

I think I'm not meant to play top lane. Get camped EVERY FUCKING GAME. Give up first wave to not die to level 2 gank? Doesn't matter mundo's still gonna sit in there and when you hit level 3 and go for a ranged creep, he's still going to be there, level 2, ready to run in cleaver and exhaust your ass. Fuck this game.