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(heated language about to follow)
I'm only fuckign playing carry roles. Every. Fucking. Game. I play jungle or support, NO ONE know where to position, when to push, when to get back, when to jsut fucking leave.
Every fucking time. It doesnt matter if I'm jungle and how many fucking time i gank a lane and feed the laner, the adc, top, mid always fuck shit over. It's so fucking tiring. And I think to myself "well that was just one time, just pick a jungle and let him have the role he wants" (typically someone lower pick than I am)....nope Never again. I'm picking the carry role.
It doesn't matter how many fucking times i say "go mid/top/bot, we need to push now"...nope, we all just fucking sit in jungle 24/7. Go fuck yourself assholes.
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High elo full of trolls and ragequitters and people full of themselves. I've concluded that the best way to win is to pick someone like yorick and make the other laner ragequit in 10 minutes. Before you end up losing because your team includes random shit like double ad, no cc team, roam ad janna, etc.
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Never gunna get to platinum, every time I'm close like 1-2 wins away I get trolled then I start playing bad and borderline 1700 once again
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Fucking moron junglers "hurr durr I gank at level2" NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU MESS UP MY LANE AND MAKE IT PUSH TO THEIR TOWER BEFORE I'M LEVEL THREE, FIRST AGAINST GAREN SO I CAN'T FARM AND HAVE TO EAT SO MUCH MORE HARASS AND THEN AGAINST IRELIA SO I CAN'T EVEN FIGHT HER TO ABUSE HER WEAK EARLY WHILE SHE GETS EVERY FUCKING CS BECAUSE SHE'S IRELIA.
Fucking idiots. Get a brain. Learn to lv2 gank or don't do it. Morons. Trashes. Get lost yourselves, don't screw over while games because I couldn't dominate my lane to compensate the feeding you did to some Ahri.
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Had a complete shit game today :/
First pick, insta lock Cassieopiea. No answer to our questions about if it free week cass. Awesome start -.-We get a GP jungle along with me going Riven top, Varus/Soraka bot.
Game starts, Cassi calls and invade to their blue. Cass gets first blood, I get a kill but then the snake dies, fine. Me and GP recall to base and I head back to lane. I then realize that Soraka/Varus are still at the enemy blue buff, we ping constnatly but they stay. GP tries to go and save them but it basically ends up with the AD Sion I was gonna lane against got a triple kill.
I manage the first levels and follow it up with winning the lane really hard. Ofcourse though, Soraka is 0/4 and Varus is 1/3, Cass is losing her lane somewhat. I start snowballing on Sion, Shacos ganks ends up with me getting two double kill, end up with 8/1 in the end of laning phase.
I snowball enough to make up for their feeding and we (I) dominate the teamfights, luckily the nature of Cassiopiea is that she gets like every fucking kill in teamfights so she gets fed (without deserving it at all). My team still gets caught constantly and we just barely win. Obviously Cassi takes the credit for carrying the game (by losing her lane vs dorans ring kennen).
The only decent player on the team was GP, I honestly don´t feel like my teammates desereved to win that game.
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You only beat me by ~10. Also, won a game, +12, lost the following one (I won't detail it, another tale of lobotomized people pressing buttons at random), -15. Fml.
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Get home, kind of wasted, decide to play lol, get annie mid, trounce lulu, kat disconnects and poppy feeds, gg, qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
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Kennen #1 no skill required lane champ
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On May 17 2012 10:47 zulu_nation8 wrote:
dropped 110 elo today np
wow me 2 . fuq da solo queue
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Seems like this week is hitting me hard with epople who just sit in jungle and then initiate 1v5.
LEARN TO FUCKING GROUP. LEARN TO FUCKING GROUP. LEARN TO FUCKING GROUP. Learn when to fucking push and take towers while you can instead of just sitting on your ass in the jungle. Im so fucking tired of day after day with people just sitting around not taking what we need and sitting back.
Entire enemy team is negative except their lux, who is only 4-3. I dominate, going 8-2 and our Wukong goes 14-4! But 14-4 doesnt mean shit when you're never with the team. And when we all decided to back? He goes in for a kill 1v5. Fucking annoying shitty fuck players. Go fcuk yourself asshole. Love how those assholes never say a single word to you the entire game too
(composes self) ah...feel much better now. gg all
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Lost 5 games in a row. Really discouraged to solo queue now  . I'm not going to blame my team mates because I know I didn't play perfectly every game but fuck. Need to find a partner to support or something.
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Mfw i get a team at 1800 elo with no smite.
And then the enemy noct gets outsmited.
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How to deal with Teemo? Do you stack MR or Armor or a mix of both? Hes highly annoying and impossible to gank
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Sustain with some hp regen runes and philo/wriggles or whatever helps your champ. Or go for burst on someone with a gap closer and don't let the creepwave get pushed. Or play someone that outranges him such as mages or ranged ad champs.
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So apparently my job as the jungler (maokai) is to gank all three lanes at once and camp each lane for 10 mins. When they shittalk me for not ganking I say "Fuck this, im farming. Call me when teamfights start". Apparently not ganking is against the summoners code, and Sion, Vayne and Chogath (who were all losing their lanes to ahri, graves and kayle respectively) threaten to report me. I ignore them, after saying one last time my job isn't to gank their lanes, its my job to be a jungler.
Time passes, i keep jungling, sion roams a bit but still loses his lane (along with the others), and ofc everyone blames the jungler for not winning their lanes for them.
Fuck jungling in solo queue, im sticking to lanes.
Edit: Yeah, so much for 1500.
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Well, that's three games in a row where someone from my team quits/DCs. Awesome.
And fourth game starts with a mixture of capslock and foreign languages in champ select. Feeling good about this one >_<
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Have a losing streak, say I'm gonna definitely win this next game..
Get reginald on enemy team.
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-400 elo this week, so far. lets see how far i fall.
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EPT
