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WCG announced the Samsung Euro Championship this week, an invite-only tournament with apparently a cash prize. Full details here.
But more importantly, the news that shook the bw community by its ankles and reaped the precious loose change, the news that killed a man at a Foreigner concert in '76, the news that makes you grow up to be just like your parents:
Testie has joined ToT.
While this news bounced pathetically off FakeSteve's mighty shield composed of indifference and a dash of contempt, it made babies cry, grown men hang their heads in shame, and did an independant movie in college. By adding the best foreigner ever (EVER) to the team, ToT has become 'quite strong'. The biggest of several threads is here.
Other news, buzz about a new StarCraft patch has been floating around the forum. Something must be made very clear:
The only reliable source is http://www.blizzard.com , where information is now displayed
The TL Staff Starleague Group Stages are now complete. Liquibet for the Quarter-finals (to be played this Sunday) are up. All replays from the Quarter, Semi, and Finals will be released, along with RWAs by Manifesto7 and GroT. A second set of RWAs for the final games will be released, with commentary done by FakeSteve[TPR]. They will feature no technical merit whatsoever, and will most likely offend the players, and some of our more "timid" forum posters.
SKY Proleague latest results here.
Latest MSL results here, interview with the winner here.
This Week in OSL:
GoodFriend > GoRush
Reach > SaferZerg
Doggi > Yellow
iloveoov > NaDa
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FakeSteve's Choice
Poster of the Week: XellOs_PlutO - Just for his OSL 2004 Highlight Reel (here), and of course for the other great videos he and his team have made.
OSL Player Of The Week: GoodFriend - 3-0 in a group that included GoRush, ChoJJa, and Sync. That's just plain impressive. He took full advantage of the map and GoRush's playing style by fast-academy rushing on Guillotine for his third win.
Threads worth checking out:
Make your own fun art
Drinking Poll
Best Instrumentals
FakeSteve Meets His Adoring Public
This week: Rekrul
FS: How's stomping koreans going, in whatever literal sense you choose to take that
Rek: Good, i punched a truck last night. My hand is fucking sore.
FS: I take it you lost then. Man, if you can't beat a stationary object in a fight you got some serious work to do
Rek: It was a moving truck. Gimme some credit
FS: Stopping traffic with your fist?
Rek: I dont pick on parked cars.
Rekrul then started yelling about PokerStars being gay, and signed off. Here's what he had to say:
Dan - i can see through you said:
god
Dan - i can see through you said:
JFKDSL:JFDSKL FSJKL SFJKL DFJKL DFKL DFJKL DFJKL D
Dan - i can see through you said:
W T F
Dan - i can see through you said:
B S
Dan - i can see through you said:
o m G
FakeSteve said:
what the fuck
Dan - i can see through you said:
fucking PS 18nom
And here's a brief conversation Dave tried to have with me:
Dave[9]: sup
FakeSteve: You fucking suck, go kill yourself
Dave[9]: ...... wtf?
Wtf indeed folks, wtf indeed.
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Shit That Pissed Me Off
-Group C of the TL.Net Staff StarLeague. FUCK YOU BILL YOU FUCKING SKINNY-ASS WHITE GOES-TO-THE-WASHROOM-THIRTY-TIMES-A-DAY PROTOSS FAGGOT.
-Doggi beating Yellow. Jesus fucking christ the fucking world is ending.
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HALL OF SHAME
sol-10
hunterAS
zeus
Gigglepants
Oliphaunt
FrenzalRhomb
.KOZI.
Mr.OinK
LzGamer-
wallacinho
[city] clan
assault
bsauce
Jesus christ, it's a faggot parade!
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More to come next week
-FakeSteve[TPR]
Edit: SurG is a faggot
