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TelecoM

United States10774 Posts

March 31 2010 18:18 GMT

#421

LOL IM OWNED i guess it was a joke =P

Captain Peabody

United States3135 Posts

March 31 2010 18:20 GMT

#422

This is definitely a very welcome development. However, I am concerned that you haven't gone far enough in implementing a bunch of crucial changes that are absolutely necessary for SC2 to succeed as an E-SPORT. I've included some of these below:

(1): The Colossus (or GAY, GENERIC, PEW-PEW C&C TRIPOD OF LAMENESS) NEEDS to be removed and replaced by the Reaver with a jetpack that flies. This would be called the Rocket Reaver, and it would shoot Rocket Scarabs that can hit both air and ground, but which randomly get stuck on trees, grass, rocks, and other terrain features (this is to balance out the incredible power of the Rocket Reaver). Also, it should move slower than the Mothership.

(2): The Void Ray (or GAY PEW-PEW SPACE SHIP THAT KEEPS KILLING MY BUILDINGS) NEEDS to be removed and replaced by an improved Scout, or Super Scout (you can call it whatever, but I kinda like Super Scout). The Super Scout would fire missiles that get more powerful the longer you focus on a single target, just like the Void Ray's attack. However, this attack would only work against air units; against ground, the Super Scout would use the SC1 Scout's cool little alien machine gun thingy (8 damage per attack). This is because it's just GAY and STUPID to lose all your buildings to Void Rays, and is definitely not something that can be allowed if SC2 is going to be a successful E-SPORT!

(3): The Ghost NEEDS to get Lockdown back, replacing EMP. Lockdown is just SUCH a CRUCIAL and IMPORTANT ability for Terran with so many micro possibilities, while EMP is a totally stupid and useless ability (I mean, like, who wants to remove energy? wtf, noob?) that takes NO MICRO to use. Also, the Ghost should wear a Beret like in SC1.

(4): The Queen NEEDS to be able to fly (like, why would it devolve?), and it should spawn Broodlings from your hatchs instead of larvae. This ability would be really useful for stopping attacks and early rushes and stuff. This change is REALLY IMPORTANT.

(5): The Stalker NEEDS to lose Blink, because Blink is a lame ability from WC3 (NO DEMON HUNTERS, BLIZZARD!) with no micro possibilities that is for noobs. Instead, it should have the ability to jump really really high on grasshopper legs and land anywhere within your vision almost instantly. This ability would be called JUMP.

(6): The colors in this game NEED to be changed. Everything is bright and cheery and WC3-like, and it's STUPID. It's not hard to fix, though, just make everything darker by, like, 27%, make all the grass and trees brown, and make all the gay Protoss stuff STOP GLOWING! And to make sure you can actually see team colors (because they're SO GIMPED now), every unit should have a giant square of neon team-color floating right above them; this is to make it easier to identify which side the unit's on in mirror matchups and stuff.

There's a bunch more, but I don't have time to think of them all right now. This should be more than enough to get you started on fixing up the game.

Anyway, THANK YOU SO MUCH for making SC2 into a viable E-SPORT instead of a lame WC3 clone. You guys are SO AWESOME!
TAKE THAT, DUSTIN BROWDER, AND ALL YOUR LAME C&C CRAP!

PokePill

United States1048 Posts

March 31 2010 18:20 GMT

#423

On April 01 2010 00:05 Seacow wrote:
I sincerely hope this is a joke.

I wish the opposite, I wish this wasn't a joke.

Kage

India788 Posts

March 31 2010 18:24 GMT

#424

LOL I went through the whole fucking website and checked source to see if there was a download. Well played mods , well played you had me there haha.

lipebra

Brazil130 Posts

March 31 2010 18:27 GMT

#425

Man the game is not out yet, and u already saying that it cant be a esports??

i hope it is a joke...

frequency

Australia1901 Posts

March 31 2010 18:29 GMT

#426

On April 01 2010 03:20 Captain Peabody wrote:
(5): The Stalker NEEDS to lose Blink, because Blink is a lame ability from WC3 (NO DEMON HUNTERS, BLIZZARD!) with no micro possibilities that is for noobs. Instead, it should have the ability to jump really really high on grasshopper legs and land anywhere within your vision almost instantly. This ability would be called JUMP.

Awesome post, but the Warden has Blink, not the Demon Hunter (stop thinking of DotA

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Canada4732 Posts

March 31 2010 18:30 GMT

#427

I looked at this and hoped it was some form of perverse joke.

I am glad.

neobowman

Canada3324 Posts

March 31 2010 18:30 GMT

#428

There's no way that this is a joke. That would be completely ridiculous. I mean, it's not even a special day or anything. Who in their right mind would do something like this just to try and fool us? I mean, it would have to be an international holiday or something.