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Blazinghand
United States25557 Posts
Get well soon Onegu, we'll all rooting for you!
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On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit
Good you went through it. Wish you quick recovery!
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Was thinking of inviting someone over because I think the meta here will suit him. Looking for a newbie game. Anything like that coming up soon (like in the next couple days)?
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Welcome back Onegu; feel less like shit soon and have a speedy recovery!
[ edit: if you're feeling up to it, come back and hang out with us in Host's Revenge hosting QT ! ]
On December 23 2016 11:11 QuickTwist wrote:
Was thinking of inviting someone over because I think the meta here will suit him. Looking for a newbie game. Anything like that coming up soon (like in the next couple days)?
There should be one posted soonish!
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On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit
Welcome back! Did they turn your organs into fancy puppets?
Glad to see your still kicking ^^
On December 23 2016 08:03 Acrofales wrote:Plz copypaste. Shitty omgus shitty forum hates me and gives sql errors.
Wednesday, December 21st, 2016.
2016 was a big year for me. I made a career change. I got engaged. I bought a house. And recently I found out my girlfriend is pregnant.
To all you virgins out there, yeah I'm talking about EN and skully, it's fucking easy to get a girl pregnant. It's like you have unprotected sex for a month, and in all likelihood, the bitch is going to get fertilized. And condoms feel like shit. And a lot of girls cant go on birth control because it fucks up their hormones.
So barring any miscarriage, I guess I'm having a kid. I wonder how soon I should make him smoke weed with me. 13? If it's a girl I'm not going to love it.
My weed addiction has kind of taken control again. Weed is just too good for me to maintain once a week. I'm back to everyday. But once I start doing it every day, it loses its potency. So it's getting back to the situation where I'm craving it despite the effect being barely noticeable.
OMG and she is playing up the pregnant thing so much. Eating all kinds of chips and the helluva good buttermilk ranch dip, which I think tastes and smells like feet.
"I'm eating for two."
Bitch, the baby is just a couple of cells. It doesn't need you to sleep 10 hours a day.
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On December 22 2016 23:34 kitaman27 wrote:We can do this everyone! We can unlock Chezinu's secrets to save TL Mafia. We just need to work together! Here is what I've put together so far: Show nested quote +On December 22 2016 15:13 Chezinu wrote:
For there is a proverb that it is the glory for kings to search out a matter. Yes, kings. Seek ye kings and find! Proverbs 25:2: It is the glory of God to conceal a matter; to search out a matter is the glory of kings.Who is the King that he is referring to? King Hezekiah of Judah? Or Perhaps King Solomon himself? What wisdom is Chezinu trying to bestow upon us?! Show nested quote +On December 22 2016 15:13 Chezinu wrote:
All that to say, I am back. Not in half, but in full. I am here to troll the good troll where the seemingly meaningless is not so meaningless. The task is try not to get lost in the language, but to find the consistency within. You must find the theme to understand the whole of the message. So come, let us play the game. If you take the first letter of your sentence, you get: ---> ANITYS ---> SANITY What does this mean? Is there more to the message? Show nested quote +On May 26 2016 13:08 Chezinu wrote:
In order to cure this disease, the untamed must act tame in order to lure prey before unleashing the cray once more. When a society has gone to far, a counterbalance must be taken to save the day. At times as such where mourning is present and hearts are solemn. The earnesty of the hour is realised. No more for the time being. Let us put off our insanity. For we are scaring the children. Bring back the sanity so the insanity can rise once more. Earlier in the thread chezinu spoke on this topic. Is this somehow the key to returning to our former glory?!
That is some pretty good kingmanship skills you got there. I really liked the circular sanity that you highlighted.
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On December 23 2016 06:01 WaveofShadow wrote:
Grats on getting through onegu. Only up from here.
Also I just read some stuff on omgus for the first time, especially the kush blog.
Holy hell.
PSHHHHH
You act like your girlfriend never shits in your mouth, while you're eating her ass out.
prude.
Ass to mouth is the cornerstone of a healthy marriage.
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On December 23 2016 13:07 Coagulation wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 06:01 WaveofShadow wrote:
Grats on getting through onegu. Only up from here.
Also I just read some stuff on omgus for the first time, especially the kush blog.
Holy hell. PSHHHHH You act like your girlfriend never shits in your mouth, while you're eating her ass out. prude. Ass to mouth is the cornerstone of a healthy marriage.
I mean, I cannot disagree with the bold statement in the regards that it help a marriage sex life, but I am not sure it is the "cornerstone" of a healthy marriage.
Fetishes are the cornerstones.
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On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit
sounds like onegu is too sick to go out side and play and should play mafia. onegu on meds is best onegu
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On December 23 2016 12:15 Shapelog wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit Welcome back! Did they turn your organs into fancy puppets? Glad to see your still kicking ^^ Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 08:03 Acrofales wrote:Plz copypaste. Shitty omgus shitty forum hates me and gives sql errors. Show nested quote +Wednesday, December 21st, 2016.
2016 was a big year for me. I made a career change. I got engaged. I bought a house. And recently I found out my girlfriend is pregnant.
To all you virgins out there, yeah I'm talking about EN and skully, it's fucking easy to get a girl pregnant. It's like you have unprotected sex for a month, and in all likelihood, the bitch is going to get fertilized. And condoms feel like shit. And a lot of girls cant go on birth control because it fucks up their hormones.
So barring any miscarriage, I guess I'm having a kid. I wonder how soon I should make him smoke weed with me. 13? If it's a girl I'm not going to love it.
My weed addiction has kind of taken control again. Weed is just too good for me to maintain once a week. I'm back to everyday. But once I start doing it every day, it loses its potency. So it's getting back to the situation where I'm craving it despite the effect being barely noticeable.
OMG and she is playing up the pregnant thing so much. Eating all kinds of chips and the helluva good buttermilk ranch dip, which I think tastes and smells like feet.
"I'm eating for two."
Bitch, the baby is just a couple of cells. It doesn't need you to sleep 10 hours a day.
Very confusing. Because that happened in November 2015...
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/470131-girl-blog-bitch-ruined-my-life
Could it be that Kush blogs are fiction? And does that make it better or worse?!
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United Kingdom36161 Posts
On December 23 2016 18:12 Acrofales wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 12:15 Shapelog wrote:On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit Welcome back! Did they turn your organs into fancy puppets? Glad to see your still kicking ^^ On December 23 2016 08:03 Acrofales wrote:Plz copypaste. Shitty omgus shitty forum hates me and gives sql errors. Wednesday, December 21st, 2016.
2016 was a big year for me. I made a career change. I got engaged. I bought a house. And recently I found out my girlfriend is pregnant.
To all you virgins out there, yeah I'm talking about EN and skully, it's fucking easy to get a girl pregnant. It's like you have unprotected sex for a month, and in all likelihood, the bitch is going to get fertilized. And condoms feel like shit. And a lot of girls cant go on birth control because it fucks up their hormones.
So barring any miscarriage, I guess I'm having a kid. I wonder how soon I should make him smoke weed with me. 13? If it's a girl I'm not going to love it.
My weed addiction has kind of taken control again. Weed is just too good for me to maintain once a week. I'm back to everyday. But once I start doing it every day, it loses its potency. So it's getting back to the situation where I'm craving it despite the effect being barely noticeable.
OMG and she is playing up the pregnant thing so much. Eating all kinds of chips and the helluva good buttermilk ranch dip, which I think tastes and smells like feet.
"I'm eating for two."
Bitch, the baby is just a couple of cells. It doesn't need you to sleep 10 hours a day. Very confusing. Because that happened in November 2015... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/470131-girl-blog-bitch-ruined-my-lifeCould it be that Kush blogs are fiction? And does that make it better or worse?!
i'll just say it wouldn't be surprising
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On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit
Glad you made it through all right. Get better from both Tina and I 
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On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit
Please take care of yourself!!!!!!!!!!!
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On December 23 2016 18:12 Acrofales wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 12:15 Shapelog wrote:On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit Welcome back! Did they turn your organs into fancy puppets? Glad to see your still kicking ^^ On December 23 2016 08:03 Acrofales wrote:Plz copypaste. Shitty omgus shitty forum hates me and gives sql errors. Wednesday, December 21st, 2016.
2016 was a big year for me. I made a career change. I got engaged. I bought a house. And recently I found out my girlfriend is pregnant.
To all you virgins out there, yeah I'm talking about EN and skully, it's fucking easy to get a girl pregnant. It's like you have unprotected sex for a month, and in all likelihood, the bitch is going to get fertilized. And condoms feel like shit. And a lot of girls cant go on birth control because it fucks up their hormones.
So barring any miscarriage, I guess I'm having a kid. I wonder how soon I should make him smoke weed with me. 13? If it's a girl I'm not going to love it.
My weed addiction has kind of taken control again. Weed is just too good for me to maintain once a week. I'm back to everyday. But once I start doing it every day, it loses its potency. So it's getting back to the situation where I'm craving it despite the effect being barely noticeable.
OMG and she is playing up the pregnant thing so much. Eating all kinds of chips and the helluva good buttermilk ranch dip, which I think tastes and smells like feet.
"I'm eating for two."
Bitch, the baby is just a couple of cells. It doesn't need you to sleep 10 hours a day. Very confusing. Because that happened in November 2015... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/470131-girl-blog-bitch-ruined-my-lifeCould it be that Kush blogs are fiction? And does that make it better or worse?!
I dunno..its not like its hard to reproduce. I would give him the benefit of the doubt because in 9 months if hes still blogging omgus is gonna know if hes really got a crotch goblin running around making his life hell or not.
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On December 23 2016 19:25 Artanis[Xp] wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit Glad you made it through all right. Get better from both Tina and I
Tell Tina she needs to go get some ham
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On December 24 2016 04:08 Coagulation wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2016 18:12 Acrofales wrote:On December 23 2016 12:15 Shapelog wrote:On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit Welcome back! Did they turn your organs into fancy puppets? Glad to see your still kicking ^^ On December 23 2016 08:03 Acrofales wrote:Plz copypaste. Shitty omgus shitty forum hates me and gives sql errors. Wednesday, December 21st, 2016.
2016 was a big year for me. I made a career change. I got engaged. I bought a house. And recently I found out my girlfriend is pregnant.
To all you virgins out there, yeah I'm talking about EN and skully, it's fucking easy to get a girl pregnant. It's like you have unprotected sex for a month, and in all likelihood, the bitch is going to get fertilized. And condoms feel like shit. And a lot of girls cant go on birth control because it fucks up their hormones.
So barring any miscarriage, I guess I'm having a kid. I wonder how soon I should make him smoke weed with me. 13? If it's a girl I'm not going to love it.
My weed addiction has kind of taken control again. Weed is just too good for me to maintain once a week. I'm back to everyday. But once I start doing it every day, it loses its potency. So it's getting back to the situation where I'm craving it despite the effect being barely noticeable.
OMG and she is playing up the pregnant thing so much. Eating all kinds of chips and the helluva good buttermilk ranch dip, which I think tastes and smells like feet.
"I'm eating for two."
Bitch, the baby is just a couple of cells. It doesn't need you to sleep 10 hours a day. Very confusing. Because that happened in November 2015... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/470131-girl-blog-bitch-ruined-my-lifeCould it be that Kush blogs are fiction? And does that make it better or worse?! I dunno..its not like its hard to reproduce. I would give him the benefit of the doubt because in 9 months if hes still blogging omgus is gonna know if hes really got a crotch goblin running around making his life hell or not.
My point was that he claims to have gotten a girl pregnant without wanting to twice, a year apart. Either his "bitch who ruined his life" is having a freakishly long pregnancy (or at least convincing Kush of this fact), he did the same dumb shit twice in a year, or it's made up 
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Merry fucking Christmas nerds!!! Also, ass to mouth is clearly Marv's cornerstone.
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On December 24 2016 04:26 Acrofales wrote:Show nested quote +On December 24 2016 04:08 Coagulation wrote:On December 23 2016 18:12 Acrofales wrote:On December 23 2016 12:15 Shapelog wrote:On December 23 2016 05:34 Onegu wrote:
Hello boys and girls. Onegu is home. Onegu feels like shit. Onegu will tell you all about it at some point when I feel less like shit Welcome back! Did they turn your organs into fancy puppets? Glad to see your still kicking ^^ On December 23 2016 08:03 Acrofales wrote:Plz copypaste. Shitty omgus shitty forum hates me and gives sql errors. Wednesday, December 21st, 2016.
2016 was a big year for me. I made a career change. I got engaged. I bought a house. And recently I found out my girlfriend is pregnant.
To all you virgins out there, yeah I'm talking about EN and skully, it's fucking easy to get a girl pregnant. It's like you have unprotected sex for a month, and in all likelihood, the bitch is going to get fertilized. And condoms feel like shit. And a lot of girls cant go on birth control because it fucks up their hormones.
So barring any miscarriage, I guess I'm having a kid. I wonder how soon I should make him smoke weed with me. 13? If it's a girl I'm not going to love it.
My weed addiction has kind of taken control again. Weed is just too good for me to maintain once a week. I'm back to everyday. But once I start doing it every day, it loses its potency. So it's getting back to the situation where I'm craving it despite the effect being barely noticeable.
OMG and she is playing up the pregnant thing so much. Eating all kinds of chips and the helluva good buttermilk ranch dip, which I think tastes and smells like feet.
"I'm eating for two."
Bitch, the baby is just a couple of cells. It doesn't need you to sleep 10 hours a day. Very confusing. Because that happened in November 2015... http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/470131-girl-blog-bitch-ruined-my-lifeCould it be that Kush blogs are fiction? And does that make it better or worse?! I dunno..its not like its hard to reproduce. I would give him the benefit of the doubt because in 9 months if hes still blogging omgus is gonna know if hes really got a crotch goblin running around making his life hell or not. My point was that he claims to have gotten a girl pregnant without wanting to twice, a year apart. Either his "bitch who ruined his life" is having a freakishly long pregnancy (or at least convincing Kush of this fact), he did the same dumb shit twice in a year, or it's made up
he did the same dumb shit twice in a year
Is that really so hard to believe?
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This is the same guy who said..
"Came inside her, no condom. She says she doesn't think she can get pregnant though so yah"
And
"Other guys came in her and she didn't get pregnant, so therefore she doesn't think she can get pregnant. fuck i hate condoms so much though. and pulling out is also terrible."
After banging a mom.
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Everything on the internet is made up.
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