Champions Mafia - Who do we send? - Page 22

On April 01 2015 12:23 Coagulation wrote:
omgus.net got banned from this but we still represent the best way we know how by sending people to spam dick pics in the game threads.

On April 01 2015 12:23 Coagulation wrote:
omgus.net got banned from this but we still represent the best way we know how by sending people to spam dick pics in the game threads.

On April 02 2015 16:23 Chezinu wrote:
Bio:

Who is Chezinu? Well... Chezinu is Chezinu. There is no way one can explain the being. It was once said by a man who saw the face of Chez, "You were a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Now you are just a riddle."

His following is great. His cults are many. His role, unbelievable.

Chezinu first made his appearance in a small town called Liquidia on March 18th, 2008. For years, the being trolled the forums of TL Mafia with laughter and prestige. The beast has never left his cave, which is TL Mafia, until now!

But he leaves not to abandon... but to expand!

As it is written, "Today, we cry out to the Beast! We have brave heroes and wizards in our mist. We shall ride the Beast to new worlds! We shall fly mounted to distance lands! The TL Mafia Empire shall Expand!"

Darth Punk was born with an innate ability to piss people off. After years of getting beat up for being a twat he discovered internet mafia where he could refine his pretentious douche persona without the threat of people throwing garbage at him everywhere he goes.

He spends his mafia time divided between TL.net where he enjoys circle jerking in the ban list and reminiscing about how awesome he is while occasionally stopping by at omgus.net to remind everyone they are shit newbie scrubs.

The term “idiot savant” comes to mind when thinking of Darth. And I think its safe to say that I speak for all of us here at omgus.net when I say, please go die in a fire.

On July 27 2012 06:42 Chezinu wrote:
Semi-Sane (I tried, but couldn’t resist and little insanity) Speech:

Hello everyone,
My real username is Chezinu. Mr. Walton was my alias. I know a great number of you know me as the director of communication. You may have presumed I had about 3 people working with me that had an ability to communicate. There have been rumors that I could intercept mafia’s communication lines. This is false. There have been rumors that I could censor mafia’s messages. This is false. There have been rumors that I know all the town roles. This is false. There have been rumors that I am mafia. This is false. There have been rumors that I have a role checking ability. This is false. There have been rumors that Chezinu’s play style is amazing. I would like to be this is true.

So what is truth? I would like to say in this case, it is objective and absolute. So what is the truth about Chezinu’s role. You see, Chezinu feels uncomfortable about coming out with his role. He loves to bluff and play both sides because he loves to live to troll again. By revealing who he really is, he could be placed in danger and forever end his ability to troll in the current game. How can he captivate his audience when there is no mystery? However, Chezinu must do the right thing and play to win, although it is not mentioned in the rules. Sometimes that requires sacrifice. He has to lay down his ammunition to troll and have fun for the greater good of town.
The truth… It hurts to day… I once heard in a tv show, “If the truth hurts, you are not living your life right.” Well, today it hurts to tell the truth. I think it is because I’m selfish… I just want to troll and have fun, but I must let it go! I must tell the truth.

Okay, here we go. I am…a…. Bossy Employee. There I said it. I am no longer going to do as I did when I pretended to be a bank in the game LSB hosted. You see, in that game similar to this game, I took properties of my roles and morphed it into something way more powerful. It’s all an illusion. It’s just Brown Fluff to cause chaos in the eyes of mafia and to keep my selfish self alive. Though some of you may wonder how I could possibly only be a bossy employee yet know soo much about other people’s roles and alignment. If I said, “Cause I’m Chezinu” I wouldn’t be telling the whole story. Yes, I do have some skills to read peoples, but not as advance of Ver (+host rep). There must be something more, you may wonder. Well, Chezinu bluffs a lot. From reactions of the bluff he get feedback on people’s behavior. He jokes around to get people’s guard down so that they may slip. He shoot a fake nuke at mafia to get then to panic and lie. He loves to taunt the mafia and pretends to know their plans. Sometime he may have extremely educated guesses that are accurate. He loves to pretend to be with them and act as one of them. He questions people with “trollish” questions to breadcrumb clues or get reactions. Few may pick it up, but far less don’t. Chezinu’s plans only works if he lives. For only he can read people’s reactions toward himself because he is the only one that knows his own role. He strives to live for a few days as he gathers information. Then if he is town, he reveals his findings if they weren’t picked up from his breadcrumbs. He may be late in posting (if he gets into technical beta for an mmofps game) , but he will come through if he has something to say and if that something should be said.