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On March 13 2013 03:58 Promethelax wrote:Show nested quote +On March 13 2013 03:43 WaveofShadow wrote:On March 13 2013 00:47 Mocsta wrote:Thats SO awesome Thnx prome <3 No RNG this game, its doubly as potent  Lol I'd laugh if Prom started posting about RNG without your permission and got you lynched. I hear your weak calls echoing in your empty mind-halls I happen to like RNG So you can just blow me c'mon and limerLICK my balls! + Show Spoiler +I've been waiting for an entire game to tell someone to limerLICK my balls, sorry Moc, you gave me the perfect excuse.
Well that twas a good one, can give real credit there
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IN 20 MINUTES YOU WILL SEE THE MOST AWESOME DART THROWING LIVE THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
IT WILL DETERMINE THE FATE OF THESE 9 HYDRALISKS
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/5wJ68v2.jpg)
PREPARE
http://www.twitch.tv/artanisxp
+ Show Spoiler +You will learn absolutely nothing from it since what the order of throwing means is unknown to all but me and Dandel  It'll still be a funny kind of pointless though!
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United States22154 Posts
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FUCK THAT'S BULLSHIT I WANT TO WATCH
VOD THAT SHIT SO I CAN WATCH LATER TO GLEAN THOSE DELICIOUS DELICIOUS GAME SOLVING FORMULAE
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Day 1
Darts were thrown.
You have 48 hours to vote. Failing to vote will make me very angry at you and maybe more than that.
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Haven't check role PM either bitches
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Marshall Islands1474 Posts
For obvious reasons my bullshit tolerance is pretty low.
##Vote: Moology
Take this as a warning AND an intent to lynch.
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Rejoice! For I am Town
ohh damn it, this isnt personality mafia
E-gads!
How shall we sign off on hydra authors?
Happy to just put initial @ bottom of post?
(Kinda like EZ in NMM4)
M
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We probably need to sign posts like so:
(Oats)
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My posts will be painfully obvious...no pun intended. Just count the number of elipses and if it's >4, it's VE. Plus I'll be signing my posts.
Anyway I'm town this game so you guys can all breathe just a little bit easier.
-VE
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On March 13 2013 08:25 FiveTouch wrote:
For obvious reasons my bullshit tolerance is pretty low.
##Vote: Moology
Take this as a warning AND an intent to lynch.
for obvious reasons why are you willing to lynch bullshit instead of scum?
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see this is why I always pull some bs tactic at the start... it's so boring when nobody's blatantly scummy
(a ghost)
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On March 13 2013 08:39 NewbieXXXI_ObsQT wrote:Show nested quote +On March 13 2013 08:25 FiveTouch wrote:
For obvious reasons my bullshit tolerance is pretty low.
##Vote: Moology
Take this as a warning AND an intent to lynch. for obvious reasons why are you willing to lynch bullshit instead of scum?
ebwop
Signed
yours truly
iamperfection
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of Mafia Hydra
Lynch Mafia
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, lynching mafia would be it.
The long-term benefits of lynching mafia have been proven by towns,
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
Than my own countless mislynches. I will dispense this advice... now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of being newb, oh, never mind.
You will not understand the players and posters of your first game
Until they're jaded but trust me, in a couple years you'll look back
At games you played and recall in a way you can't grasp now
How much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really played.
You are NOT as bad as you imagine.
Don't worry about the next game or worry knowing that worrying
Is as effective as trying to solve a scum team
By throwing darts.
The real troubles in mafia are apt to be things
That never crossed your newbie mind
That kind of blindsides you at 4 a.m. hours before a deadline.
Do one thing every day that amuses you.
Read
Don't be reckless with other player's words.
Don't put up with players who are reckless with yours.
Analyze
Don't waste you time on lurkers
Sometimes town's ahead, sometimes town's behind,
The game is long and in the end, it's only with the mafia.
Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults,
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how
Keep your old game PMs, throw away your old thread subscriptions
Write
The most interesting players I know
Didn't play mafia until 22 years old
Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know do not.
Get plenty of rest, be kind to your eyes.
You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll carry, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll teach newbies, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll leave after 40 games, maybe you'll gloat over mafia corpses on your 7th straight town victory.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much
Or berate yourself either
Your lynches are half chance, so are everybody else's.
Enjoy your hydra, use it every way you can.
Don't be afraid of it, or what other players think of it.
It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Talk, even if you have noplace to do it in but your own PM inbox
Read the OP even if you don't intend to obey it.
Do not read newbie guides they will only make you self-conscious.
Get to know your idols, you never know when they'll quit for good,
Be nice to your game hosts, they're your best link to future games,
And the most likely to help you in the future.
Understand that mafia games come and go,
But a previous few, who should hold on (MAFIA LI - ALWAYS REMEMBER)
Work hard to find the gaps in the mafia's playstyle.
For as the better you get, the more you need the players
You knew when you started this game.
Live in the General Forum once but leave before it makes you too hard.
Live in the Blogs Forum once but leave before it makes you too soft.
Enjoy
Accept certain inalienable players
Mafiastars will rise, game hosts will philander, you too will get good
And when you do, you'll fantasize about when you were new
Mafiastars were nobodies, game hosts were stoic, and newbies respected veterans.
Respect the veterans
Do not expect anyone else to support you
Maybe you have a Skype group, maybe you'll have an amazing Hydra partner.
But you never know when your time in this game might run out.
Don't mess too much with your meta
Or by the time you hit Day 3 you're going to look like you're playing Day 8
Be careful whose advice you take but be patient with those who supply it
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing for roles from the game thread, pointing them out, getting them night killed,
And making a bigger deal about it than it is.
But trust me on the mafia.
-OO
+ Show Spoiler +Everybody's Free (To wear sunscreen)
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what a useless post obvious
you scum?
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EPT
