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+ Show Spoiler + marvellosity = A Slimy Revolt, also: Travel Slim, Yo (good advice) kitaman = I AM TANK (rofl) greymist = Get My Sir, My Tigers, Gets Rimy (uhh is that a word?) Toadesstern = Toast Sender (among many other comical ones) | ||
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it all started way back when I was in elementary school and found it exceedingly funny that "God" is "dog" spelled backwards. | ||
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I read that as "the pye flows through me" first reaction = what the fuck kind of pie flows through someone | ||
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Who am I, in one sense, to be the lead? I can assure you, it is not from greed. If your color strikes mine, I shall add you to the line. But first you must answer for all to see: what color does the nail take, when long in water it you shake? One may take this word, and provide some creativity. A little change and a little thought, and you may come up with synonymity. With this result, one may band. The destiny may then truly be grand. Then you can follow, and drink to the curb: New Broth of Hood Rot Herb | ||
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Beware the broth that sells itself as broth, but in reality is cancer. We must purge the cancer, or we shall succumb to it. | ||
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Do not be fooled, brethren. | ||
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One must not be colorblind, nor colored, to understand. | ||
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Ask forth and it will be received; the temperature shall be publicly announced. | ||
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One must cross the bridge to reach the town, but what of he beneath? Is he not an impedance? From whence I come, impostors are eradicated. The only justice is death. Death to false idols. Death to debauchery. Death to the night and the fire and the leaves. The charcoal, the apple, and the grass-even the sky cannot be trusted. For it is dirt that is the common denominator. | ||
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One may say that bending the truth and withholding it are the same. However that in itself is bending at the knees. | ||
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Is he oblivious to the movement, we wonder? Perhaps, but it is just as plausible that he is not really blind, but just evil. The threats are empty until the shots have been fired. So if they ring true: why, I am willing to die to see it through. So, what will it be? Will you kill me? | ||
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If you meet my condition, then be it as it may, follow my ideals. Philosophically this idea is predicated upon the need for the lamb to feel like the lion. However, the lamb is not the lion. It cannot lead, it can only baa. It is helpless without the guidance of the shepherd. However, the shepherd is not all knowing. Sometimes there is the one who cries wolf. Perhaps there may be many wolf-criers amongst the herd. In the presence of one cry, the sheep will follow the prescribed path to safety. The "wolf" may be slain, only for the shepherd to discover that it was his dog that was killed. The loyal, trusting dog, murdered by the will of the sheep. But, are the sheep responsible, or is it the crier? Every now and then, along comes the rat. We have one in our presence already. The rat gnaws and gnaws, feeding away all while the shepherd is tending his flock, heeding or ignoring the many cries of wolves. Eventually, the rat brings his friends, swarming in on the poor sheep. The plague spreads, and soon it is man, woman, child, lamb, sheep, dog, cat, and yes, even wolf, that cannot move. It is only creeping death that appears, egged on by the fires of disease. I have found the rat. The rat is the liar and the cheat, the devourer of souls. The rat is the impostor. The broth is stewing. | ||
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On March 11 2013 01:33 Kurumi wrote: If a fish caught another fish using a hook, does the first fish turn into a man? The fish will die out of water. | ||
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But be it as it may, it is not a wolf we are hunting. It is the rat. I am the dog, and he is the rat. The dog does not like the rat. The dog growls at the rat. | ||
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On March 11 2013 01:37 Oatsmaster wrote: Are you proposing that we lynch 1 of them today? Well the problem with that as scum, is that you cant really push anything, you stay in the shadows and arnt involved. So by process of elimination, you will probably get lynched eventually. The rat does not come in twos or threes or even fours at the break of dawn. The rat comes alone, at first. It sniffs the air, searching, sniveling, and scampering. The rat's home is the very ground that it defiles. The dirt is ruined by its stench, its excrement black with the harbingers of pestilence. In the morning search for food, the rat seeks the weak and the helpless-the young and crawling, the old and feeble. The true time of the rat is night. For it is only then when the rat may bring his brother and sister, mother and father, to feast. The rat seeks the company of the gnawing, groveling vermin that use the innocent earth for their maligned purposes. This particular rat hails from the east. For now, he is alone. | ||
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As one can see, one of the signs of the rat is the steadfast denouncement of one who seems "lower" than he. The trap has worked, the rat is caught! ##unvote ##vote Kurumi The dog must rest now. | ||
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On March 11 2013 02:22 prplhz wrote: Kurumi's personality is Chezinu. wherebugsgo's personality is Kurumi who is always acting Chezinuish anyway. I solved it. the chicken has pondered, but it seems the result is the product of the ingestion of feces. As the dog it is my duty to lead the sheep away from danger, but the shepherd must know. Look at me, master. I will point you in the right direction. On March 10 2013 23:13 Kurumi wrote: ##vote iamperfection the rats seek the weak. | ||
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It is well known, but often bastardized. I will set this straight now. Imagine we now live in a long past age. Our language is the language of the Sages. In this language of the wise, the ending "mi" roughly translates into "the little." It is a dimunitive title, used most commonly for the apprentice of a wizard. The evil ones are rough, but the sages are not. There is no aural difference, merely in our script. If we were to transliterate to the modern language of the flock, it would be the difference between the letters "f" and "ph," or "c" and "s" and "z," or, in our case, the difference between "C" and "K". In the past, a member of The Great Ones was old Curu, also known as The Cunning. Curu had a duality and the propensity to delve into evil, but on the whole acted as one of the influential Sages of our past. In the language of the wise, Curu means "goose", although "Curumi" means "duck." Oddly enough, "Uruc" (ooroos) translates into "mouse", and "Uruk" (oorook) is "rat". When we add a dimunitive, with "soft" letters such as "c", a vowel is added. "Uruc" becomes "Urucimi". With "hard" letters, the end vowel must be moved to the front to facilitate the dimunitive. Thus, from "Uruk" we get "Kurumi." I have thus discovered the true meaning behind the name of the impostor. After all, the old saying is that, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it is most definitely a rat. | ||
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My mind moves slowly from the ages in slumber. | ||
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On March 11 2013 03:11 Kurumi wrote: I never claimed I got a role called Chezinu or anything like that. What I claimed is that I AM Chezinu. It is not about roles (which I love finding out as you might know already) but about being a certain person. I just don't abide by the rules, hosts want me to believe I am someone when I clearly am someone else. yes, that's it, rat. The truth is being squeezed out, little by little. We should step on this rat-kill it forever, before it vomits at our feet. | ||
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On March 11 2013 03:28 HiroPro wrote: bugs what is your opinion on risk.nuke? is he a chicken? No, that's the hazy discolored one. My friend, sometimes it is best to characterize those who are misguided as the loud sheep in the flock. This particular sheep baas pretty loudly, but it is only because another sheep ran away from a boy crying wolf. | ||
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I can give you a taste of my broth in return. I promise it will taste good. | ||
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On March 11 2013 05:18 Promethelax wrote: I see bugs thinks it is the New Years but his posting, in me, instils fear. This bugs is useless and dumb his posts do not attempt to find scum; this man does not deserve to be here. I say our WBG is corrupted his blood, when it flows, will be red. I say we must hang him, many people harangue him. He should end up dead. So I lay down my vote to elect this thug though I've read the thread slow as a slug, for the moment I think he is our best flip this man is scum, though he hasn't scum-slipped. So for now I say ##Vote: Bugs some people say that the greatest gift one can give is life. Sadly I do not have the means to do so, but I can give you the second greatest gift one can give: a rat. Wait that's not right. Who the hell wrote this drivel? I'm gonna go fire that guy right now. __________________________________________________________________________________________________ Hello, brother Promethelax. I see that you have met my friend, the honorable George. Sadly George is a bit preoccupied at the moment-he seems to be pondering the question of whether the fish and the human can coexist peacefully. Quite a quirky fellow, really. On good days he most certainly is high-functioning, but as his gardener can attest, we really do not know what goes on inside that cranium of his. I do have to say to you though: is our townies learning? Damn it who brought him back?! ___________________________________________________________________________________________________ Welcome, comrade. Have you looked at the rat yet? It's quacking pretty loudly, wouldn't you say? We should band together, you know. Otherwise I might be given the impression that you are the mole in the group. We all know that, though the mole is weaker than the rat, it is hated much more severely. So the questions to ask you are: are you the mole? Or perhaps you are the disease of the rat? Or a fat lazy cat? From my first impression you certainly don't seem like my friend the shepherd! | ||
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On March 11 2013 00:08 Kurumi wrote: Hello guys, It is me, Chezinu! So I see we have started this game and I am really happy to play it. I will try my best to have fun! So how about we start having fun right now? I tried this last game, but I got cursed so it was a disaster... Write down three things! One is false, rest is true! 1) I am Chezinu. 2) I have not read my role PM. 3) I don't have a day power. On March 11 2013 03:11 Kurumi wrote: I never claimed I got a role called Chezinu or anything like that. What I claimed is that I AM Chezinu. It is not about roles (which I love finding out as you might know already) but about being a certain person. I just don't abide by the rules, hosts want me to believe I am someone when I clearly am someone else. The rat has snivelled his way into quite the mess, wouldn't you say? "Oh yes, yes I would sir. Maybe the rat wants some of the stew sir?" It's not a stew, it's a broth! "But of course. We can say it's a broth." My beard grows longer. | ||
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On March 11 2013 06:50 Kurumi wrote: oh and if you dont i will pardon the lynch target because i fucking can "and we must not forget this one, sir" of course not, little mouse! | ||
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but the not-rat (actually a mouse) says he may be a mouse with a mask today and a rat tomorrow. "Today I die," the mouse says. And, he says, he will not tell us when he turns into a rat! Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence. So is this mouse a mouse under the bridge, or a mouse over the bridge? I say, brothers, that we burn the mouse and say our prayers, for it shall be safer for us if the mouse does not become rabid. | ||
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On March 11 2013 07:30 Kurumi wrote: See, even the jub jub who i am supposed to be agrees about killing me the mask of the rat was indeed something familiar, was it not? what a cunning rat... I mean, mouse. | ||
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On March 11 2013 07:36 strongandbig wrote: thats actually a much better reason to kill him than it is to kill you like, what are you going for here? I'm assuming that you are trying to win, because your claim is that for town to kill you would make the town more likely to win and therefore make you more likely to win. However, how do you know that your win condition can't change after you die? That's pretty much the only way your role would make sense - you want to make the team win that you're on at the moment, not the team you're on when you die. Additionally - the logical conclusion of "I want to win, my alignment might change, etc" is not to just suggest that we kill you off right away to freeze your alignment. Waiting a few days to see which team is winning makes far more sense. So yeah I'm calling bull shit. You're probably lying; if I can see that then wbg should see it too; but he still wants to lynch you. Therefore, I would like to lynch him. this chicken seems to be choking, no? This broth would probably help you, but I'm afraid that the broth is not for chickens. | ||
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why, one may say, did the dog bark at the rat, though the man in the sky said the rat was a mouse? well, the mouse wanted to die. The mouse said he may not really be a mouse forever. The mouse said tomorrow, he may feel like a rat. One should normally trust the mouse, but when he says he may feel like a rat-one must burn the rat. The plague should not be allowed to spread. The dog cannot accept the lies of the rat, for it is shameful to be trodden on by one that is smaller. The broth is not brewed merely by rodents. The dog would certainly like to share his broth with one nobleman. Oh BloodyOne, I may be colorblind, so I will overlook the red overtones of your name. Would you like to drink from my honeypot? Perhaps you can help me. I have found a few chickens, and herded some sheep. But who is my shepherd? Are you my shepherd? Is it the one they call Phil? Or perhaps it is one of the newer, the younger. I like the Pro. My tail wags when I think of him. Please, excuse me. I have accidentally drank the poison of the humans, that which they call Pepsi. As the Sages would say, it is not quite good for my digestive system. | ||
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On March 11 2013 17:48 Mocsta wrote: Lol.. U herded sheep? Are u suggesting yam actions are a direct by product of your wisdom and guidance? tell me, oh wise one: does your toilet flush in the right direction? If a man were to announce to all: I am telling the truth: I am Mocsta. My name is my identity. The Australians are the best. What would you smell? For I, if I were the Mocsta, I would smell rat. | ||
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On March 12 2013 01:11 marvellosity wrote: So basically bugs, apart from being useless, it comes down to what we think of this post. Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence. Why, then, would a "rat" announce that he would turn into a rat at all? Why even mention it if you're a "rat"? There seems to be a logic breakdown. bugs is basically advocating lynching a townie on the basis he might not be town later. It's so *lazy*. Hello, oh sparkly one. I wish I could see in colors! The dog does not understand your slowness. Perhaps the sparkles are too much? Please, do not pay attention to the tail. It can be very distracting. *woof woof* Let me tell you a story, that I had told our crocodile friend. Mr Crocodile, I asked him, what would you do if you were the last crocodilian to live? Sorry, I suppose that is not specific enough. What if someone else said they were the last crocodilian? I am the one true dog. There is no other dog. No other woofs and pants and licks and wags like me. The rat said he was the true dog. This made the dog angry. Do you understand now, oh sparkly one? Surely you have realized-there cannot be two dogs. I also smelled, that the impostor rat seemed oddly...familiar. Do you know of the Hindus? It was like that, as if the rat wanted to be an elephant. But that the elephant wasn't satisfactory, so he chose to try to become a dog. I know this is all confusing, but let me put it this way: in a past life, I believe I had a trunk. I still sometimes feel the urge to snort water. Remember, I am the one true dog. You may choose to put me down today, put me out of my misery. I am okay with that. Sometimes the dog must make the sacrifice for the greater good. However I do not think that you would be very happy with me afterward. You would see that then I would have been more useful in your service. As a guide doc, perhaps-to lead the blind and the ugly. And to bring in the chickens and herd sheep. | ||
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I think our friend George is involved in all of this. | ||
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On March 12 2013 02:41 marvellosity wrote: this literally answers none of the issues i raised Do you not read, oh sparkly one? If someone were to come and say, "I am the one and only sparkly one." Would you not seek to smite him? Perhaps my dog brain is more sophisticated than yours. For that. I apologize for the confusion. Perhaps we can talk when you are done pondering incontemplatables. | ||
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On March 12 2013 02:48 marvellosity wrote: No, that's completely irrelevant. I understand your original push on Kurumi, because he was claiming to be your personality. I get that. That's not what I brought up in my post. What I brought up in my post was the following: 1) why would you think mafia would announce that they were town but would turn into mafia? Why on earth would mafia say this? 2) why did you still want to lynch him when the host called him town. why were you lazily saying "we should kill this townie now because he may not be town later" instead of wanting to lynch actual mafia? These things have nothing to do with Kurumi claiming your personality. Oh yes, sparkly one, you are quite the nitwit. Once upon a time, there was legend, of a time when the eagles ruled. Do you know what I am talking about? During this time, the eagles hunted all the rats. The sniveling, dirty, poop-sniffing (although I admit I do it too) rats. All through this era, no rat was spared. After all, why trust any rat? Once a rat, always a rat. At least, until The Punishment. The Punishment cannot be spared for any rat. If we were to allow the mouse to become a rat, would we not have some problem? The rat Kurumi had said, maybe later I may still be a rat. But how would we know if he becomes a rat? Sure, maybe as a mouse he will tell us. Then why indeed did he also think it the right thing to do? Maybe he, as a mouse, could only win with mice if he choked on cheese. The Punishment made him forever a mouse. Sometimes there are traitor mice. In this case the true rats could use the mouse and spread the Plague! However, one must remember: the dog knew that the rat was spreading lies. The dog will not tolerate that, no. Any such rat will quickly become the dog's chew toy. Perhaps you will understand this now. Alas, the dog has qualification exams and has not been vigilant. Perhaps soon he will become a guard dog. | ||
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On March 12 2013 03:02 marvellosity wrote: He wasn't a rat, and he was mod-confirmed as not being a rat today. your whole argument stinks. HE WAS NOT A RAT. Yes, the man in the sky said he was not a rat. But how at the time could the dog know if the man in the sky spoke from the Book, or it was another rat speaking through the man in the sky? Or perhaps even a misguided curiosity cat. The curious cat does not always find the cat burglar. Sometimes the curiosity kills the cat! Now can you see, oh sparkly nitwit? The truth is sometimes not so easy to see from the old eyes of the dog. Certainly it is easy to say in the absence of the rat! | ||
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It is understandable, there are mice jealous of the dog. But, being the dog is hard work. | ||
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I do not like the soft one. Or the Foolish one. These two must live for now-perhaps they are tired cows. Everyone knows you cannot milk a cow in the morning. Let us instead maul the nonperfect one. | ||
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The dog will eat you if you do not stop parroting, | ||
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The dog is sad. The dog will not talk anymore. The dog will leave now. | ||
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The birdbrain cannot think for itself. The dog's job is not to think for the bird. | ||
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The dog never had anything to say about the bird. Other than: the bird is dumb. | ||
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On March 12 2013 03:26 HiroPro wrote: Will the dog shtre with the hero then? Toi me the perfect one asppears quite clear and frank. When he is mafia he hides and talksn nonsense. In this game he loks much more bold, if a little quiet. To answerr vivax, right now i am thinking about killing corazon and sloosh also. But I thijk it is best to stick to one candidate when we have this kind of mess. I will rewad moire cosely and decided oncer i get to a computer Oh great Hero, please explain to the dog. The dog disagrees. While the dog is chasing cats, the imperfect one is quiet. The dog is used to seeing the imperfect one. The dog smells funny things when the imperfect one is absent. | ||
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On March 12 2013 03:35 HiroPro wrote: It isd they way in which he speaks dog. He is confident and wanted so be head even idf he doesnt say much. you can check of yourself aperture 2 is ag od bbet just the very tone and manner is quite different when hie s mafia. alsooi it is quite badf to speark of such things when they still happens the herio knows buts the perfecet oen did get modkilled recetnly, so a little more quit is expected. ah yes, but it is confusing to dog why the imperfect one speaks of the Sages, but does not do anything to question the wise. the dog mostly is very confused with this thing that the imperfect one has said. On March 11 2013 10:47 iamperfection wrote: Also ve what do you think my alignment is? the dog's memory may be hazy, but he remembers only rats say these things. | ||
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On March 12 2013 03:50 Promethelax wrote: Imp asks every game whether red or green what people see him as, what does he seem so your read is incorrect fear for your neck its time for you to restart I deem. the bird is not speaking the truth. The dog would like proof. | ||
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the dog can confidently say that the dog is not a rat, however. The dog is less sure that the imperfect one is anything but a chicken. Perhaps the discolored one should be stamped out instead. ##unvote ##vote prplhz | ||
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On March 12 2013 05:10 prplhz wrote: For real? The dog thinks the rat should claim now. The dog is about to maul the rat. | ||
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On March 12 2013 05:12 prplhz wrote:  ![[image loading]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wmdeKkpi1r81ieqo1_500.gif) | ||
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Today my dog attacked a haze of purple smoke in a fit of rage. I was notified by the authorities that it was pulled back and prevented from doing its duty. I apologize for any inconvenience this message may cause. | ||
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oh sparkly one, you are so blind. I would help you, but you want to kick my dog! You will get what you deserve when I am gone. | ||
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And yet he is mad! | ||
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On March 12 2013 06:59 marvellosity wrote: i'd rather lynch the capable dickhead who hides behind his role and refuses to play, yes. the dog is not refusing to play! it is the sparkly one who is prickly. | ||
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But, the sparkly one spat on the dog. The dog will not play with the sparkly one anymore. | ||
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##unvote prplhz ##vote wherebugsgo the dog does not want to live in this cruel world any longer. | ||
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On March 12 2013 07:14 Vivax wrote: No you have to respond to my case I'm actually on the receiving end and I don't see a reason why you forgot that you called me, bugs and yamato scum after coming back saying that everyone looks scummy to you all of a sudden. Bugs you aren't a jester right. I jest. You jest. We all jest! | ||
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On March 12 2013 07:36 supersoft wrote: get your shit together, wbg. Really. hello softie. What color is your favorite? | ||
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I wanted to live longer.  fuck you guys and fuck kurumi for lying hahahahaalthough to be fair I probably would not have lived that long anyway given how much time I had to sacrifice | ||
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On March 19 2013 13:24 marvellosity wrote: anyway sorry to town for being an ass and totally awful all game. got totally thrown by corazon refusing to interact with town and then foolishness having at least 2, probably 3 mafia reads wrong, and i thought that had to make him mafia. generally just a downhill, overemotional pile of crap from my end. i'm not used to being so hilariously wrong so I'll have to come back to this game in a couple of days to filter the mafia, and resolve never to play this way again. I can't remember having a game like this so I need t make sure it doesn't happen again :/ oh sparkly one, the dog would never have led you wrong. You should have heeded those puppy eyes and said those words of praise. Instead, the dog was shot in the heart, and the shepherd was soon gone too. It was a day of bloodshed and a night of despair. Why, only the Sages could have saved you then, but even they were misguided by the stars. Sadly the Brown Brotherhood was only a front for the cause, a product of the old dog's senility. In fantasy dreamworld, perhaps the reality would have been different. Remember the old saying. | ||
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In other words it's better to acknowledge that you were wrong, and why, rather than say, "wow that guy deserved it" | ||
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