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Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 09 2012 23:53 GMT
#401
Translations to help town

On May 10 2012 08:50 P-body wrote:
 4861686120796f75206964696f74204e6973616e69

Haha you idiot Nisani
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Carolus Magnus
Profile Joined April 2012
France172 Posts
May 09 2012 23:54 GMT
#402
Hello humble peasants, this is your emperor. Vote for me or I'll send my army to slaughter your family and rape your pet animals. In return, I'll give you scum to be killed so you can think life is good and keep paying me taxes, so I can have feasts and hookers, while you eat bread and fuck your ugly wives. GG.
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 09 2012 23:54 GMT
#403
For those of you that don't know

I present to you



The Cat Party

[image loading]
(Mattchew and Hassybaby seen here)

We will eliminate mice scum and Nisani201 dogs. We will be cute and cuddly to all townies, but devestatingly lethal to all mafia members. We will rule with iron paws and tiger like senses.

In summary

Vote Mattchew for Emperor and Hassybaby for Empress

I will be most likely hanging an in-character smurf or Jitsu (cause hes not trolling or trying.. hes blending)


There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 09 2012 23:55 GMT
#404
:3
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Forumite
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden3280 Posts
May 09 2012 23:56 GMT
#405
I like those candidates, but I see one tiny little problem with everyone voting for Hassy+Matt.
:3
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
May 09 2012 23:57 GMT
#406
I see a catface in your comment, so I assume it's not me :3
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
P-body
Profile Joined March 2012
United States71 Posts
May 09 2012 23:58 GMT
#407
 49206c6f6f6b20666f727761726420746f20636f6e76657273696e67207769746820616c6c206f6620796f7520616674657220627265616b66617374
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
Forumite
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden3280 Posts
May 10 2012 00:00 GMT
#408
P-body, do you have a posting restriction connected to hexadecimal messages?
:3
QuickSilver7
Profile Joined May 2011
Russian Federation69 Posts
May 10 2012 00:00 GMT
#409
What I did when I saw this thread

[image loading]

Anybody mind summarizing the OP for me?
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
May 10 2012 00:02 GMT
#410
On May 10 2012 09:00 QuickSilver7 wrote:
What I did when I saw this thread

[image loading]

Anybody mind summarizing the OP for me?


Vote me for Empress
And Mattchew for Emperor
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
A.T.L.A.S.
Profile Joined March 2012
United States67 Posts
May 10 2012 00:04 GMT
#411
The OP Clearly has:


On April 27 2012 06:55 Caller wrote:
Concept:

The Holy Roman Empire is in VOTE A.T.L.A.S. FOR EMPORER the middle of a crisis: the recent Emperor has died and there is a succession crisis. Fortunately, due to the sheer amount of fucking that Kaiser Caller I had been involved in throughout his reign, we have many possible heirs to the throne. That is why we gather you here today.

Now the main line of Caller is the Hamburger line. As he was known for riding his wife into battle, a great number of you gathered here are of this line. That being said, he doubtless was fucking many other people, including his wife's sisters, other people's wives, other people's sisters, the pope, two rabbits, a decayed, dead, cardinal, and some sort of cherry-colored pastry. So it seems obvious that there would be other lines as well.

Of course, there is an order to inheritance. All players will PM me the name of two players, one for Emperor and one for Empress. The person with the most votes becomes Emperor, and his heir is the player behind him in line. Similarly, the player for Empress will become Empress and the following player will be the Empress's heir.

Emperor's Powers:
One lynch, every day, for free.
Appoints a Chancellor.
Redistributes any roles that are left vacant (i.e. dead players with no heirs)
Masoned with Empress.

Chancellor's Powers:
Investigates the role/family alignment of any player, once per night.

Empress's Powers
May choose to pardon one lynch, a day.
Appoints an Archbishop.
Masoned with Emperor.

Archbishop's Powers
May declare somebody a heretic. This reveals their role and family alignment to the whole town.

Royal Marriages
Are you worried about losing your titles? Wondering why you can't PM? No problem! Marry people! You may marry one person (until death do you part) and in doing so you can mason the other player. In addition, if one of you dies, and the other lives, the living spouse gets ALL of the dead person's roles. Obviously, the Empress and Emperor cannot marry, because they are technically married to each other (unless, of course, one or both are already married to someone else) but everybody else can. You may not communicate with anyone until you are masoned. Hey, most people that married never even met before the wedding! Also, you can only send me one name per day/night to be married to. Pending marriages collapse after the night phase, and you can send in another name.

Now you may be concerned about the fact that the Emperor and the Empress, or other people, may end up in a position where multiple people have claims on the same titles. Well that's where the fun begins! Nobody gets the titles until one or the other person dies! If they both die, then the titles go back to the Emperor!

Title Roles

Duke: A Jailer with 3 Votes.
Count: Has two votes.
Viscount: Has one vote.
Other roles????

And before you ask, if you hold two Duke titles and one viscount title, you have seven votes.

more later? maybe?



If you note the bolded section i have pointed out, your course should be clear.
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
QuickSilver7
Profile Joined May 2011
Russian Federation69 Posts
May 10 2012 00:09 GMT
#412
Actually I'm going to vote for myself as Emperor, if you want to win I encourage you to do the same.

[image loading]
Carolus Magnus
Profile Joined April 2012
France172 Posts
May 10 2012 00:11 GMT
#413
The gods only allow those of royal blood to become kings. The translation to this is vote for me because I'm the greatest.
Matchew bow down to your king. I know you want to make a difference, but play time is over. Support me and I shall reward you, since I read that your intentions are noble.
Forumite I have your number. Keep doing what you are doing and you shall be the first to hang to please the peasants.
Carolus Magnus
Profile Joined April 2012
France172 Posts
May 10 2012 00:13 GMT
#414
Quicksilver7 I know who you are. Join me and we shall purge this lands of the unfaiteful.
A.T.L.A.S.
Profile Joined March 2012
United States67 Posts
May 10 2012 00:13 GMT
#415
On May 10 2012 09:11 Carolus Magnus wrote:
The gods only allow those of royal blood to become kings. The translation to this is vote for me because I'm the greatest.
Matchew bow down to your king. I know you want to make a difference, but play time is over. Support me and I shall reward you, since I read that your intentions are noble.
Forumite I have your number. Keep doing what you are doing and you shall be the first to hang to please the peasants.


I like this one, He shall recieve my vote for empress, and we shall be the first Robot-Royal marraige of our age!
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
QuickSilver7
Profile Joined May 2011
Russian Federation69 Posts
May 10 2012 00:14 GMT
#416
On May 10 2012 09:11 Carolus Magnus wrote:
The gods only allow those of royal blood to become kings. The translation to this is vote for me because I'm the greatest.
Matchew bow down to your king. I know you want to make a difference, but play time is over. Support me and I shall reward you, since I read that your intentions are noble.
Forumite I have your number. Keep doing what you are doing and you shall be the first to hang to please the peasants.

You seem like a decent chap, I'll marry you.

[image loading]
Forumite
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden3280 Posts
May 10 2012 00:14 GMT
#417
On May 10 2012 09:09 QuickSilver7 wrote:
Actually I'm going to vote for myself as Emperor, if you want to win I encourage you to do the same.

[image loading]

Voting yourself when you have no chance of winning is anti-town.
:3
Jitsu
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States929 Posts
May 10 2012 00:16 GMT
#418
As Forumite says.

Again, the most plausible solution is to just vote for me.
Zerg Player in CheckMate Gaming - http://checkmategaming.webs.com/
QuickSilver7
Profile Joined May 2011
Russian Federation69 Posts
May 10 2012 00:20 GMT
#419
On May 10 2012 09:14 Forumite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 09:09 QuickSilver7 wrote:
Actually I'm going to vote for myself as Emperor, if you want to win I encourage you to do the same.

[image loading]

Voting yourself when you have no chance of winning is anti-town.

[image loading]

I have a great chance of winning since I'm the best chance the town has.
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
May 10 2012 00:23 GMT
#420
I like the idea of lynching Nisani, as town or scum he isn't any helpful anyway (No offence :|) .

FOTE MATT + ME(Im Empress) PLZ!

Or ill just vote matt hassy but w/e.

meh here.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
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