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Carolus Magnus
Profile Joined April 2012
France172 Posts
May 10 2012 00:23 GMT
#421
Also I shall claim day 1 since my role allows for that and I see no demerits on doing this. I shall do it to calm down the peasants and give them hope.
I'm a Hamburger Knight. I have 2 lives and can protect people taking a hit instead of them.
As you all know knights are of royal blood so it's only fitting that I'd be the god choosen ruler.

As for mariage, get in line. A king's bed is something that many desire, but only the deserving (hottest looking) shall ever be blessed with.
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 10 2012 00:24 GMT
#422
1. /pointandlaughatnisani.
2.
On May 10 2012 09:00 Forumite wrote:
P-body, do you have a posting restriction connected to hexadecimal messages?

obviously not since he started doing it with his /in post.
3.
The first result on Google for "Cat Party" is this monstrosity:
[image loading]
Do you really want to be voting for that?
I propose voting for Drazerk for both emperor and empress.
He's basically insane; it's pretty much the same as voting for Caller would be.
That's good because (A) unpredictability probably harms scum more than town because meta theory blahblah, and (b) it'd be friggen' hilarious.
Case in point:
Steve Higgenbottom. (link is to http://twitter.com/#!/drazerk.)
And who wouldn't love Empress Higgenbottom.
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
May 10 2012 00:24 GMT
#423
Quicksilver too for lynching, he's only trolling atm.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
Laika
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
May 10 2012 01:20 GMT
#424
On May 10 2012 08:19 YES_THIS_IS_DOG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 08:04 sinani206 wrote:
nisani marry me?

*growling*
*runs away*


Hai dog, this is spacedog.

[image loading]

Wanna get married and breed some super-cute puppies for maximum cuteness?
BagManager
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada30 Posts
May 10 2012 01:24 GMT
#425
I don't like dogs

I also don't like Russians

which means I hate Russian dogs

I still need to find the bag room
I manage bags and stuff
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 10 2012 01:34 GMT
#426
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
BagManager
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada30 Posts
May 10 2012 01:39 GMT
#427
On May 10 2012 10:34 Mattchew wrote:
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress


no
I manage bags and stuff
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 10 2012 01:42 GMT
#428
On May 10 2012 10:39 BagManager wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 10:34 Mattchew wrote:
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress


no

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
The_Bard
Profile Joined November 2011
United States92 Posts
May 10 2012 01:45 GMT
#429
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
P-body
Profile Joined March 2012
United States71 Posts
May 10 2012 01:51 GMT
#430
On May 10 2012 10:45 The_Bard wrote:
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

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Smurf for Aperture Mafia
A.T.L.A.S.
Profile Joined March 2012
United States67 Posts
May 10 2012 01:51 GMT
#431
On May 10 2012 10:42 Mattchew wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 10:39 BagManager wrote:
On May 10 2012 10:34 Mattchew wrote:
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress


no

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.


After I read "What is Love?" the rest of your entire post became:

On May 10 2012 10:42 Mattchew wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 10:39 BagManager wrote:
On May 10 2012 10:34 Mattchew wrote:
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress


no

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 10 2012 01:56 GMT
#432
On May 10 2012 10:51 A.T.L.A.S. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 10:42 Mattchew wrote:
On May 10 2012 10:39 BagManager wrote:
On May 10 2012 10:34 Mattchew wrote:
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress


no

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.


After I read "What is Love?" the rest of your entire post became:

Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 10:42 Mattchew wrote:
On May 10 2012 10:39 BagManager wrote:
On May 10 2012 10:34 Mattchew wrote:
hey bag manager... i will appoint you a committee to do the bagging for you, that you can manage... vote me and hassy for emperor/empress


no

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...


then you are an idiot.
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 10 2012 01:57 GMT
#433
On May 10 2012 10:51 P-body wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2012 10:45 The_Bard wrote:
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, ah yeahOne of my favorite songs...Currently, I'm not interested in marrying with anyone who doesn't make catfaces, and I suggest we lynch the other Robot, as he has clearly been corrupted (see his first post).

Re: Post Restriction, it started out as a harmless joke, but Caller made it permanent in my role as punishment.

There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Laika
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
May 10 2012 01:58 GMT
#434
On May 10 2012 10:45 The_Bard wrote:
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
YES_THIS_IS_DOG
Profile Joined April 2012
United States88 Posts
May 10 2012 02:05 GMT
#435
*growls in dissatisfaction*
woof
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 10 2012 02:10 GMT
#436
On May 10 2012 11:05 YES_THIS_IS_DOG wrote:
*growls in dissatisfaction*

[image loading]
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
strongandbig
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4858 Posts
May 10 2012 02:21 GMT
#437
Here's a debate question for the candidates:

Atlas and P-body (the robosmurfs) are probably the same person.

Do we get a two-for-one deal on lynching robots? (ie, do we think that they're guaranteed to be the same alignment?)

Or is Caller just gonna Caller us all up ons?
"It's the torso" "only more so!"
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
May 10 2012 02:23 GMT
#438
On May 10 2012 11:21 strongandbig wrote:
Here's a debate question for the candidates:

Atlas and P-body (the robosmurfs) are probably the same person.

Do we get a two-for-one deal on lynching robots? (ie, do we think that they're guaranteed to be the same alignment?)

Or is Caller just gonna Caller us all up ons?


I don't think they are the same person

I dont think there is anything to determine either's alignment but I don't think they are tied either way.
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
A.T.L.A.S.
Profile Joined March 2012
United States67 Posts
May 10 2012 02:24 GMT
#439
On May 10 2012 11:21 strongandbig wrote:
Here's a debate question for the candidates:

Atlas and P-body (the robosmurfs) are probably the same person.

Do we get a two-for-one deal on lynching robots? (ie, do we think that they're guaranteed to be the same alignment?)

Or is Caller just gonna Caller us all up ons?


You are willing to lynch me purely based off the fact that you think me and p-body might be the same person?

Even if you assume that we are the same person, what is your rational?

Smurf for Aperture Mafia
Companion Cube
Profile Joined February 2012
32 Posts
May 10 2012 03:17 GMT
#440
[image loading]

HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS! AT FIRST I WAS KIND OF SAD BECAUSE I MISSED THE START OF THIS WONDERFUL GAME.
I WAS THINKING I MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ THE FIRST 20 PAGES, BUT IT WAS FUN. I LAUGHED.
I REALLY WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE, BUT THE HIGHER POWERS WILL NOT LET ME.
ISN'T THAT A PITY? ALL MY LIFE I WILL HAVE TO BE ALONE EVEN THOUGH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.
The Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and does not speak. If it does speak, disregard its advice.
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