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On February 22 2012 04:16 Zephirdd wrote: sounds like a game I should play while drunk.
/in We all saw how that worked for you. I am a trained professional. Don't try this at home. Play at the bar instead. /IN
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On February 22 2012 16:01 Bill Murray wrote: i hate bastard games /in This is like a double negative or sumthin'
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GGQ is scum. Prove me wrong.
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On February 23 2012 19:44 syllogism wrote: When is this starting? I think we are at 30 now Kurumi should mod kill you for editing and then resurrect you on day 4.
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No problem. I'm The Drunken Bus Driver I just ran Palmars scummy ass over. And I don't even remember getting behind the wheel.
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On February 23 2012 23:43 Palmar wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2012 23:39 Jayjay54 wrote:On February 23 2012 23:33 blubbdavid wrote: Ah, I see, Palmar is trying to eliminate people with numbers in their name. Jackal58, you are next! I don't like that approach one bit. well sucks for you.
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On February 23 2012 23:52 Jayjay54 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2012 23:43 Palmar wrote:On February 23 2012 23:39 Jayjay54 wrote:On February 23 2012 23:33 blubbdavid wrote: Ah, I see, Palmar is trying to eliminate people with numbers in their name. Jackal58, you are next! I don't like that approach one bit. well sucks for you. did you already know that you are named after a muscle you basically use to jerk off? Funniest thing I've ever read here.
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On February 24 2012 00:02 Forumite wrote: /confirm
Jackal58, your bus didn´t kill Palmar, it didn´t even seriously injure him. Hoard Filler is probably just another name for Veteran. We should probably put a medic on him tonight. Sure thing man.
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On February 24 2012 00:16 Zephirdd wrote: wait did I just get trolled by everyone else who was posting until now? Still are man.
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On February 24 2012 01:15 Nisani201 wrote: If I win, Kurumi has to write the word "you" with a lower case "Y". If you win I'll only type with my elbows for a month.
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On February 24 2012 01:37 Jitsu wrote:Show nested quote +On February 24 2012 01:22 Jackal58 wrote:On February 24 2012 01:15 Nisani201 wrote: If I win, Kurumi has to write the word "you" with a lower case "Y". If you win I'll only type with my elbows for a month. While drunk. (read: all the time)
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On February 25 2012 04:17 syllogism wrote: When can we expect the roles? I think we just make our own.
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On February 25 2012 04:23 vaderseven wrote: If thats the case you are the day 1 lynch cuz we all know you are scum at heart. Bitch please. I'm a Republican. I have no heart.
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Vote for me for mayor. I'm a republican.
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On February 25 2012 07:30 GreYMisT wrote:Show nested quote +On February 25 2012 07:28 Palmar wrote:SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITA nuclear missile has been launched towards Greymist, it'll hit him whenever the day ends. Though the hour grows dark, we stand fast! Never give up...Never surrender! Somebody shoots at me and I'm running. Vote for a mayor with enough sense to gtfo.
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On February 25 2012 08:18 Nisani201 wrote:And this is why I should be voted for mayor. Credentials:- More often than anyone else in this game, have I been killed night 1 as town
- I have played 22 games of mafia on TL prior to this one
- I had to learn the game the hard way, I fucked up massively in my newbie games
- In the last 7 games I have played as town, I have successfully pushed for mafia lynch on day 1
- I am one of the most transparent player in this game, my town play is top notch, my scum play is pretty bad
- Unlike some other candidates, you can actually call me out for being wrong, because I'm not bad
- If for some reason I don't hit mayor, I'm one of the few people in this game that has the guts and reads to successfully play as the sheriff.
This is how I intend to run town:- I will be running a strict Lynch-All-Liars policy (LAL) and will push hard to enforce it. With a game this big we cannot afford townies running amok with some ridiculous plans of how lying will somehow benefit town. Do not lie, you will be held accountable.
- I will encourage scumhunting. I will personally be very active and willing to answer questions. I will help our newer players recognizing scumtells. But more importantly, I have the confidence and the guts to call people out on bullshit. I will let you know if what you're doing is bad, or wrong.
- I will discourage lurking. I will in public sight help lurker-banes find suitable targets and offer assistance without revealing them by publicly posting reasons people are lurking.
- I will be aggressive and fair. I will be active and logical. If at any point of the game my logic doesn't hold up you should lynch me. But it won't come to that.
In conclusionYou have the opportunity to vote one of the more experienced player and one of the more successful players into office. In addition, more than almost any other veteran in this game, I have a history of being very, very active and open. None of the other true veterans in this game (veteran meaning both experienced and good), play the game with as much passion as I do. I hope you all make the right choice. Vote me for mayor and I'll kill Nisani before night 1 starts.
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On February 25 2012 08:20 chaos13 wrote: I'll go with Nisani for mayor.
##Vote Nisani201 He's your twin brother isn't he.
I'll kill Chaos13 night 1 too in order to remove any confusion with Chaoser.
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Lol. Radfield is gonna be glowing.
Vote for me I'm international
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On February 25 2012 11:54 Forumite wrote: Jackal, why do you want to kill Chaos13 and Nisani201 as your first order of business as Mayor? Why them, and not someone obnoxious, like Curu? Curu hadn't burned our retinas at the time I announced. I am flexible in my positions and policies. I can also lick my elbow. That is flexibility to the max. I shall kill Curu when I'm elected. Unless he starts posting pics of hot chicks. The Village People are not hot chicks. I don't believe Curu is up to this challenge. I bring a certain skill set to the job of Mayor tailored specifically for this game. 1 - I am irreverent. I don't give a shit what you believe, you're wrong. 2 - My grasp of the use of profanity exceeds anything any of you have ever witnessed before. I have many years of experience in professional profaning. I was an army platoon sergeant. I can swear at you in ways your mother never dreamed of. 3 - I have no conscience. Ripping your guts out doesn't bother me at all. 4 - I shot L in L night 1. Fuck with me. I dare you. 5 - My sense of humor is a national treasure that needs to survive til the end of the game. 6 - I've got god on my side. 7 - I get laid more than you do. 8 - I'm 100% guaranteed town. A vote for me is a vote for me. A vote for anybody else is wasted.
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On February 25 2012 12:14 Forumite wrote:Show nested quote +On February 25 2012 07:04 chaos13 wrote:On February 25 2012 07:01 GreYMisT wrote: Chaos, Dismay, and horror lurk in every shadow, around every corner. ! What's up? ##Nuke: GreYMisTAnd this time I mean it! Oh, god damn it, it was you who started nuking? Mind explaining why? I think he was picking the lint out of his belly button.
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On February 25 2012 12:13 EchelonTee wrote: oh wait it's mayor election. I'll vote anyone into mayor who lynches Nisani.
##Unvote: Nisani201 I'm your huckleberry.
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On February 25 2012 12:38 Erandorr wrote:Show nested quote +On February 25 2012 12:10 Jackal58 wrote:On February 25 2012 11:54 Forumite wrote: Jackal, why do you want to kill Chaos13 and Nisani201 as your first order of business as Mayor? Why them, and not someone obnoxious, like Curu? Curu hadn't burned our retinas at the time I announced. I am flexible in my positions and policies. I can also lick my elbow. That is flexibility to the max. I shall kill Curu when I'm elected. Unless he starts posting pics of hot chicks. The Village People are not hot chicks. I don't believe Curu is up to this challenge. I bring a certain skill set to the job of Mayor tailored specifically for this game. 1 - I am irreverent. I don't give a shit what you believe, you're wrong. 2 - My grasp of the use of profanity exceeds anything any of you have ever witnessed before. I have many years of experience in professional profaning. I was an army platoon sergeant. I can swear at you in ways your mother never dreamed of. 3 - I have no conscience. Ripping your guts out doesn't bother me at all. 4 - I shot L in L night 1. Fuck with me. I dare you. 5 - My sense of humor is a national treasure that needs to survive til the end of the game. 6 - I've got god on my side. 7 - I get laid more than you do. 8 - I'm 100% guaranteed town. A vote for me is a vote for me. A vote for anybody else is wasted. give me proof for 2,3,6 and seven and your vote is mine. I especially want to see number two. PM me if its not acceptable even for this thread ( I sure hope it is not) 2- I provided Toad with the means to belittle WBGs penis size in English. A task he was incapable of performing in his native language. I'll PM you if this is not sufficient you sperm burping road whore. 3 - I still have somebodies guts stuck on my boot. 6 - I'm Tim fucking Teebow. Seven - You're a virgin.
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On February 25 2012 12:40 Nisani201 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 25 2012 12:36 EchelonTee wrote: I changed my mind. I'll vote for whoever I feel is trolling the least. Not sure who that is at this point In comparison it is. If you have no further arguments to present other than your beliefs, then I consider this discussion over. I have pointed you in the direction of evidence for my town play being stronger than my scum play, if you look at recent games you will see I echo this statement on more than one occasion. If you do not agree, that's your choice. How about running for mayor yourself with lynching me as your primary argument? He can come up with his own goddamned platform. That ones mine.
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On February 25 2012 15:02 wherebugsgo wrote:Show nested quote +On February 25 2012 14:30 Curu wrote: I'm a very, very powerful blue role. You should put me in office. so am I
On February 25 2012 16:05 Cyber_Cheese wrote: I'm a compulsive vig. Anyone who doesn't vote me is a target. I am Tim Fucking Teebow. God is on my side.
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GWB is the spawn of Satan.
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##Visit Plagues upon: A Killer Cuppa Tea
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On February 26 2012 06:50 chaos13 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 26 2012 04:53 blubbdavid wrote: So, Jackal58 has Nisani, GWB, Chaos13 and AKILLERCUPPPPPAPPPPPAPPAPAPTWEEAEAA as targets? On day 1? Must be his omniscience.
Jackal is always scum. If you don't treat him as such, he will destroy you. I hosted a game with him once, and that was by far the best scum play I have ever seen. Bitch please. I'm blushing. I hate to disappoint you but I'm town this time. God is on my side.
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On February 26 2012 07:49 chaos13 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 26 2012 07:40 Jackal58 wrote:On February 26 2012 06:50 chaos13 wrote:On February 26 2012 04:53 blubbdavid wrote: So, Jackal58 has Nisani, GWB, Chaos13 and AKILLERCUPPPPPAPPPPPAPPAPAPTWEEAEAA as targets? On day 1? Must be his omniscience.
Jackal is always scum. If you don't treat him as such, he will destroy you. I hosted a game with him once, and that was by far the best scum play I have ever seen. Bitch please. I'm blushing. I hate to disappoint you but I'm town this time. God is on my side. Who should I target with my new role? Is it nasty? Does it leave your victim quivering in a pile of jellied synaptic responses? If so WBG/GWB. Even if it doesn't do that WBG/GWB. He's scum.
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On February 26 2012 08:02 Bill Murray wrote: I had to put a vote down, and i liked WBG's green claim early on it is the most we have to go on i need to catch up on the game. does anyone have any recommendations on who is likely to be scum, with reasoning? I'm gonna protect you night 1 and every night Bill. You'll never die.
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2 Bills in 1 game??????? Doomed we are.
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On February 26 2012 08:50 syllogism wrote: WBG has role claimed to me so he is obviously town Is that all it takes?
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On February 26 2012 09:11 Liquid`Sheth wrote: So, whats up? I was thinking, how about a mass claim? And i think we should all claim to,at least one person. Perhaps the person below us on the list. Also im happy going with a random lynch tonight. Wbg is obviously town, stop caling him scum vanilabear. If a European made George W. Fucking Bush a townie I'll eat my fucking shorts.
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On February 26 2012 09:19 Liquid`Sheth wrote: Jackal could you link the irc or whatever pplare talking about? Im not on a comp,im on an ipad and its slow. And you really think so syllo? It might be dumb for me to claim unless everyone else does. Probably Quakenet but I haven't been on it. Dunno what channel name they're using.
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I am Tim Fucking Teebow. God is on my side. If I pray for you nothing can kill you. Make me the goddamned mother fucking mayor. Fucking douchebags. I'm betting your goddamned fathers touched you at night.
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On February 26 2012 12:35 Liquid`Sheth wrote: Jackal have i acted at all scummy? And if so, how can i fix it? The only sure fire cure for people that are acting scummy is to lynch them. Why are you asking my opinion?
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On February 26 2012 12:59 Liquid`Sheth wrote: I want help from you. I want to play the best townie i can. I imagine you can help.i really thin wbg is town too and im not sure about wome ppl, atm i think ur town and just want ur advice. No reason to try and get me lynched. Pretty uncool man. Maybe urmafia from that. Im really unsure. This day is so usieless, never fidnding scum in this mess. Townjust falling apart, i hate to watch that and its only the first day. I am the last person to give advice on how to act as townie. Every game I play I end up on everybody's scum list. I appreciate you asking me for advice but I'm really not the authority on acting town. Especially on day 1.
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On February 26 2012 20:22 syllogism wrote: I guess lynching him is fine but he can only win with mafia if he dies on a specific day, making it rather difficult to meaningfully cooperate with them He wont be an issue.
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On February 27 2012 02:10 syllogism wrote:Show nested quote +On February 27 2012 02:04 blubbdavid wrote: Wait, why are so many voting for syllo? The only thing he has done till now was collecting roles like a madman. And who is he gonna lynch? Because I'm the inventor, I'm town and being in an elected position makes it easier to coordinate the roles. I would rather be the sheriff. But mainly because I asked them to! Then make me mayor and you sheriff.
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Vote me guys. I'm unstoppable medic. God is on my side.
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On February 27 2012 06:55 Forumite wrote: Why isn´t Jackal voting for himself? cause I forgot.
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Everybody voting Syllo is scum or stupid.
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Apparently I am now immune to vodka.
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On February 27 2012 07:14 jaybrundage wrote: soooo jackal is scum yes
No. But you might be.
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Sorry but killing bugs is a hobby of mine.
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I tried a fake plague. It didn't do anything.
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Oh look there's scum right there.
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On February 27 2012 22:49 blubbdavid wrote: Jackal,how about we celebrate your unveiling as scum with some wodka? I'll drink all your vodka. I'm immune to it. I'm also blue. Not red. Actually I think red is banned again.
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On February 27 2012 23:43 blubbdavid wrote:Hey guys, I am onto something. Look at these posts: Show nested quote +On February 27 2012 06:27 Zephirdd wrote: Also anyone voting for syllo/sandroba so he can push this retarded strategy is either scum or stupid Show nested quote +On February 27 2012 07:03 Jackal58 wrote: Everybody voting Syllo is scum or stupid. Scum or stupid. Scum or stupid. Scum or stupid. Is this a codeword? Look who got nuked. Furthermore, right these two posters are already under heavy suspicion. Coincidence? Scum or stupid?
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On February 28 2012 01:24 Jayjay54 wrote: fun fact mattchew, i don't think denuke actually works :D
also david finds a common term and is on to something. maybe WIFOM is the next code word.
@forumite, how can you see jackal not a suspect at the moment? Syllo flipping town does not make me scum. Bugs flipping town does not make me scum. Get over yourself.
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On February 28 2012 02:19 Jayjay54 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2012 02:13 Jackal58 wrote:On February 28 2012 01:24 Jayjay54 wrote: fun fact mattchew, i don't think denuke actually works :D
also david finds a common term and is on to something. maybe WIFOM is the next code word.
@forumite, how can you see jackal not a suspect at the moment? Syllo flipping town does not make me scum. Bugs flipping town does not make me scum. Get over yourself. like mattchew said, it's not really about you being scum. I didn't even accuse you in that post. but it's actually suspicious to not be suspicious of you right now. There is a fair chance that scum had a candidate and that would be you...and you didn't lynch who you said you'd lynch. I'll buy that. You can only take me at my word that I'm not red. If somebody else is insisting I'm not red they know something the rest of us don't. I already told you why I lynched Bugs. And besides Nisani I also said I'd lynch the tea cup guy. So get over it. I lynched Bugs and I still don't feel bad.
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Apparently I'm on fire or some shit.
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On February 28 2012 08:25 Zephirdd wrote: bro, jackal determines the lynch.
we're fucked. Wouldn't be much of a game if I picked the lynch everyday would it?
Hell ya it would.
First game I've ever been in where I didn't think GGQ was scum. So he must be scum.
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On February 28 2012 09:15 VanillaTownie wrote: My potato
Its gone...
I'm sure it gave it's life for vodka.
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On February 28 2012 12:08 jaybrundage wrote: why arent we pushing jackal for lynch. We had three candidates for mayor.
2 turned out to be town.
Scum will want a candidate for mayor.
Jackal is prolly scum. Your mom prolly works nights at a truck stop.
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On February 28 2012 13:14 jaybrundage wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2012 12:15 Jackal58 wrote:On February 28 2012 12:08 jaybrundage wrote: why arent we pushing jackal for lynch. We had three candidates for mayor.
2 turned out to be town.
Scum will want a candidate for mayor.
Jackal is prolly scum. Your mom prolly works nights at a truck stop. Wait a fucken second. Are you kidding me. Why the fuck would you bring my mother into this thread for christs sakes. Why the fuck would you bring any personal insults about people family members let alone insulting people. I could say that i was fucking your wife in the face last night and she choked on my dick. But of course that would be an asshole move and completly irrelevant. I say this to make a point that you should never ever stoop to personal insults especially at peoples family members. We are here to play mafia and have fun. Don't personally attack people. And by the way my mom works as a real estate broker and owns about 5 properties that she rents. Im kind of disappointed that people start this. Kind of shits on your day. If you make a personal insult to me or my family members again I will try my best to get you banned. Show nested quote +On February 28 2012 12:34 Mattchew wrote:On February 28 2012 12:15 Jackal58 wrote:On February 28 2012 12:08 jaybrundage wrote: why arent we pushing jackal for lynch. We had three candidates for mayor.
2 turned out to be town.
Scum will want a candidate for mayor.
Jackal is prolly scum. Your mom prolly works nights at a truck stop. jackal would know because he's the scum that uses her ##vote jackal58 Its not funny. Make a fucken case. Don't make a joke about shit like that. Somebody has no sense of humor.
On February 28 2012 20:23 Zephirdd wrote: Just for the record, even though I *think* grey is scum, Jackal seems more likely scum than him at this point.
You're high. You're scum. Nice try.
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I think you're the only sane one here sheth.
Make a list of the morons voting for me. Cause like they're all morons.
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Pray tell, what are these other reads?
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On February 29 2012 11:57 Bluelightz wrote: Alright Nisani.
Voting Jackal now.
He lynched obvious town day 1 and he isn't helping town. How the hell was Bugs obv town?
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On February 29 2012 12:29 Bluelightz wrote: Well I retract bugs as obvious town but still I believed bugs was town. But you want to lynch me because Bugs was obv town.
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I'll be back. I'm gonna go gouge out my eye with an ice pick.
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On March 01 2012 00:20 Jayjay54 wrote: hmm. lynching sheth might be a good idea too. need to reconsider... Lynching the DT claim first is stupid.
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On March 01 2012 00:45 Jayjay54 wrote: well, he unclaimed again. he claims VT now. which is what makes me suspicious... He claimed his role was stolen. We know role thieves are in the game. We lynch Zeph. And go from there.
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On March 02 2012 07:15 blubbdavid wrote:No, it's because of this post: Show nested quote +On March 01 2012 21:24 blubbdavid wrote: During night? That I get killed? Jackal, medic me. Atleast my theory was 100% right. Well I'm glad you straightened that out for me.
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Now I get to be a ghost and argue with Syllo.
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