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Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 21 2012 21:17 GMT
#19
On February 22 2012 04:16 Zephirdd wrote:
sounds like a game I should play while drunk.

/in

We all saw how that worked for you. I am a trained professional. Don't try this at home. Play at the bar instead.
/IN
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 22 2012 14:38 GMT
#34
On February 22 2012 16:01 Bill Murray wrote:
i hate bastard games
/in

This is like a double negative or sumthin'
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 03:39 GMT
#73
GGQ is scum. Prove me wrong.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 13:37 GMT
#81
On February 23 2012 19:44 syllogism wrote:
When is this starting? I think we are at 30 now

Kurumi should mod kill you for editing and then resurrect you on day 4.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 14:42 GMT
#101
No problem. I'm The Drunken Bus Driver I just ran Palmars scummy ass over. And I don't even remember getting behind the wheel.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 14:46 GMT
#105
On February 23 2012 23:43 Palmar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2012 23:39 Jayjay54 wrote:
On February 23 2012 23:33 blubbdavid wrote:
Ah, I see, Palmar is trying to eliminate people with numbers in their name. Jackal58, you are next!


I don't like that approach one bit.


well sucks for you.

[image loading]
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 14:54 GMT
#107
On February 23 2012 23:52 Jayjay54 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 23 2012 23:43 Palmar wrote:
On February 23 2012 23:39 Jayjay54 wrote:
On February 23 2012 23:33 blubbdavid wrote:
Ah, I see, Palmar is trying to eliminate people with numbers in their name. Jackal58, you are next!


I don't like that approach one bit.


well sucks for you.


did you already know that you are named after a muscle you basically use to jerk off?

Funniest thing I've ever read here.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 15:04 GMT
#109
On February 24 2012 00:02 Forumite wrote:
/confirm

Jackal58, your bus didn´t kill Palmar, it didn´t even seriously injure him. Hoard Filler is probably just another name for Veteran. We should probably put a medic on him tonight.

Sure thing man.
[image loading]
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 15:26 GMT
#115
On February 24 2012 00:16 Zephirdd wrote:
wait did I just get trolled by everyone else who was posting until now?

Still are man.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 16:22 GMT
#122
On February 24 2012 01:15 Nisani201 wrote:
If I win, Kurumi has to write the word "you" with a lower case "Y".

If you win I'll only type with my elbows for a month.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 23 2012 18:33 GMT
#130
On February 24 2012 01:37 Jitsu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 24 2012 01:22 Jackal58 wrote:
On February 24 2012 01:15 Nisani201 wrote:
If I win, Kurumi has to write the word "you" with a lower case "Y".

If you win I'll only type with my elbows for a month.


While drunk.

(read: all the time)

[image loading]
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 19:19 GMT
#167
On February 25 2012 04:17 syllogism wrote:
When can we expect the roles?

I think we just make our own.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 20:58 GMT
#181
On February 25 2012 04:23 vaderseven wrote:
If thats the case you are the day 1 lynch cuz we all know you are scum at heart.

Bitch please. I'm a Republican. I have no heart.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 21:39 GMT
#202
Vote for me for mayor. I'm a republican.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 23:19 GMT
#284
On February 25 2012 07:30 GreYMisT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2012 07:28 Palmar wrote:
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT


[image loading]

A nuclear missile has been launched towards Greymist, it'll hit him whenever the day ends.


Though the hour grows dark, we stand fast!

Never give up...Never surrender!

Somebody shoots at me and I'm running.
Vote for a mayor with enough sense to gtfo.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 23:20 GMT
#285
On February 25 2012 08:18 Nisani201 wrote:
And this is why I should be voted for mayor.


Credentials:

  • More often than anyone else in this game, have I been killed night 1 as town
  • I have played 22 games of mafia on TL prior to this one
  • I had to learn the game the hard way, I fucked up massively in my newbie games
  • In the last 7 games I have played as town, I have successfully pushed for mafia lynch on day 1
  • I am one of the most transparent player in this game, my town play is top notch, my scum play is pretty bad
  • Unlike some other candidates, you can actually call me out for being wrong, because I'm not bad
  • If for some reason I don't hit mayor, I'm one of the few people in this game that has the guts and reads to successfully play as the sheriff.


This is how I intend to run town:

  • I will be running a strict Lynch-All-Liars policy (LAL) and will push hard to enforce it. With a game this big we cannot afford townies running amok with some ridiculous plans of how lying will somehow benefit town. Do not lie, you will be held accountable.
  • I will encourage scumhunting. I will personally be very active and willing to answer questions. I will help our newer players recognizing scumtells. But more importantly, I have the confidence and the guts to call people out on bullshit. I will let you know if what you're doing is bad, or wrong.
  • I will discourage lurking. I will in public sight help lurker-banes find suitable targets and offer assistance without revealing them by publicly posting reasons people are lurking.
  • I will be aggressive and fair. I will be active and logical. If at any point of the game my logic doesn't hold up you should lynch me. But it won't come to that.


In conclusion

You have the opportunity to vote one of the more experienced player and one of the more successful players into office. In addition, more than almost any other veteran in this game, I have a history of being very, very active and open. None of the other true veterans in this game (veteran meaning both experienced and good), play the game with as much passion as I do.

I hope you all make the right choice.

Vote me for mayor and I'll kill Nisani before night 1 starts.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 23:25 GMT
#290
On February 25 2012 08:20 chaos13 wrote:
I'll go with Nisani for mayor.

##Vote Nisani201

He's your twin brother isn't he.


I'll kill Chaos13 night 1 too in order to remove any confusion with Chaoser.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 24 2012 23:29 GMT
#294
Lol. Radfield is gonna be glowing.


Vote for me I'm international
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 25 2012 03:10 GMT
#329
On February 25 2012 11:54 Forumite wrote:
Jackal, why do you want to kill Chaos13 and Nisani201 as your first order of business as Mayor? Why them, and not someone obnoxious, like Curu?

Curu hadn't burned our retinas at the time I announced.
I am flexible in my positions and policies. I can also lick my elbow. That is flexibility to the max. I shall kill Curu when I'm elected. Unless he starts posting pics of hot chicks. The Village People are not hot chicks. I don't believe Curu is up to this challenge.
I bring a certain skill set to the job of Mayor tailored specifically for this game.
1 - I am irreverent. I don't give a shit what you believe, you're wrong.
2 - My grasp of the use of profanity exceeds anything any of you have ever witnessed before. I have many years of experience in professional profaning. I was an army platoon sergeant. I can swear at you in ways your mother never dreamed of.
3 - I have no conscience. Ripping your guts out doesn't bother me at all.
4 - I shot L in L night 1. Fuck with me. I dare you.
5 - My sense of humor is a national treasure that needs to survive til the end of the game.
6 - I've got god on my side.
7 - I get laid more than you do.
8 - I'm 100% guaranteed town.
A vote for me is a vote for me. A vote for anybody else is wasted.
Life can only kill you once.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
February 25 2012 03:16 GMT
#333
On February 25 2012 12:14 Forumite wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 25 2012 07:04 chaos13 wrote:
On February 25 2012 07:01 GreYMisT wrote:
Chaos, Dismay, and horror lurk in every shadow, around every corner. !


What's up?

##Nuke: GreYMisT

And this time I mean it!

Oh, god damn it, it was you who started nuking? Mind explaining why?

I think he was picking the lint out of his belly button.
Life can only kill you once.
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