TL Mafia XXXVI - Page 59

He looked up and saw a masked man with a blood-spattered black apron tied around his waist. The man masterfully handled his instruments, hands moving at a blur, flashes of steel rising and falling, leaving perfectly sized morsels behind. He lifted a finger to his mouth and sucked.

On January 30 2011 11:24 Coagulation wrote:
the only clue i could find


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=Jackal58

Steeler picture in profile

On January 30 2011 11:32 Jackal58 wrote:

If that were the case d3's death would have been by cheese grater.

From Nemesis' profile:
From Nemesis' profile:
"I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, these hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'."

Nemesis hasn't been here all day.

On January 30 2011 11:24 SiNiquity wrote:
Either mafia stacked hits and SK didn't submit, or mafia didn't submit. Either way we win.

He looked up and saw a masked man with a blood-spattered black apron tied around his waist. The man masterfully handled his instruments, hands moving at a blur, flashes of steel rising and falling, leaving perfectly sized morsels behind. He lifted a finger to his mouth and sucked.

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We had a new two new kinds of meat tonight. The flesh tastes like pork, a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good.
The second meat was really fatty and greasy, so the meat kind of breaks up in your mouth

And then we realized that this wasn't any ordinary meat.
We never found the chef afterwards. Nor did we find d3_crescentia.

On January 26 2011 15:39 Beneather wrote:


I meant the number of deaths the town is going to have. Badly worded I guess.

On January 30 2011 11:36 Kenpachi wrote:

I still think Nemesis was to be lynched yesterday. can we kill him today?

"It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you."

The tale features a player who is dumbfounded by the game master's description of a nearby gazebo, as he has never heard of a gazebo. Convinced that he has encountered some sort of monster, he queries the bewildered game master for its specifics in meticulous detail then proceeds to attempt wounding it with an arrow (and, obviously, fails). By the end of the encounter the player, lacking the means to harm a gazebo, opts to flee in desperation; the frustrated game master responds "It's too late. You've awakened the Gazebo; it catches you and eats you."

The measure of a terrible day is when you go to bed thinking "man, I wish the zombie apocalypse would start already"