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Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
October 16 2014 13:12 GMT
#1241
How many champions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Zilean.
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
October 16 2014 13:22 GMT
#1242
A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive!
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 16 2014 13:40 GMT
#1243
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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 16 2014 13:56 GMT
#1244
On October 16 2014 22:22 Alaric wrote:
A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive!

U forgot the the BWAAA HAHAHAHA

"Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon. ... it's far away! You were alone the whole time! Ha ha ha!"
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
October 16 2014 14:17 GMT
#1245
On October 16 2014 22:56 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2014 22:22 Alaric wrote:
A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive!

U forgot the the BWAAA HAHAHAHA

"Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon. ... it's far away! You were alone the whole time! Ha ha ha!"

"Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'"
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
October 16 2014 14:38 GMT
#1246
Where does gangplank use the bathroom? The portaparley!

I really like the Crystal Scepter, but sometimes i find it un-Rylai-able.

Why did teemo buy a small house? He doesnt need mushroom.

Why does Hecarim initiate? Because he likes to be the centaur of attention.
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 16 2014 14:46 GMT
#1247
I like to keep it light by not only picking GP but also roleplaying pirate. Like, I answer all questions with "arr" and after I ping care I say "avast!"
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
October 16 2014 14:56 GMT
#1248
Fought an AD maokai once. He was all bark, no bite.

Want to get out of elo hell? You gotta Ryze to the occasion.

Did you see Brand dance last night? He was on fire!

Pick Cass, she'll tip the scales in our favor.

I have Sivir stomach pain, it's making me Nasus.

How come Soraka only has one horn? Alistair got the udder.

Mundo told me a joke once, but it was too cleaver for me.
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-16 15:17:44
October 16 2014 15:16 GMT
#1249
On October 16 2014 11:47 Amui wrote:
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On October 16 2014 10:39 Slusher wrote:
max possible damage is the combo I listed in my first post on the matter but it's super greedy, as you aren't rooting until the 4th spell and you aren't doing AoE until the 7th.

it's almost never practical. if your brain shuts off during teamfights best is to go in with the plan of Q>E>Q>R>Q>W>Q>E>Q or Q>E>R>Q>W>Q>>E>Q

assuing you don't need to blow R for the speed boost to get a good position, or if they are in a hallway/pit it's often best just to blow R to get everyone low so your team can clean up

for 1v1 generally you want to just use the max damage combo but with W first if you are the one who is all inning to make sure they don't escape, also use the W time to studder step closer and hopefully get good bounces on your E for even mroe damage in 1v1s

Honestly it's situation dependant. If something like a 3 man cataclysm happens, you bet I'll be flashing to QERQW the cluster of people for a billion damage.

At the same time, if a squishy makes themselves vulnerable, (flash) QWEQR and walk closer before getting off another Q is better.

I can't think of too many situations where you wouldn't want to spend 2 spells after the first Q though, because often times that combo can chunk or kill somebody right off. Well worth waiting a couple seconds afterwards while Q comes back up to settle into a more steady rhythm.

If you catch someone 1v1, or catch your lane opponent out of position and want to go for the kill, then QWQEQ (or QWQEQRQ if you're 6) while running towards them in the downtime between spells is good, also the small downtime between the w and the second q gives you a chance to run into range of them for the e to bounce between you quickly.
FaCE_1
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada6185 Posts
October 16 2014 16:45 GMT
#1250
On October 16 2014 22:40 krndandaman wrote:
I don't know whether you fill or not, but a player saying 'fill or feed' in champ select tends to make a good atmosphere

in alot of my game, I say "will fill for foods"
n_n
cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
October 16 2014 17:06 GMT
#1251
Isn't this worse than fish puns?
Freeeeeeedom
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
October 16 2014 18:00 GMT
#1252
League related jokes. I'ma say it's on topic and important.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
October 16 2014 18:13 GMT
#1253
I got one too!



Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.




RagequitBM
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada2270 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-16 18:17:12
October 16 2014 18:14 GMT
#1254
On October 16 2014 21:37 M2 wrote:
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On October 16 2014 20:58 Kenpark wrote:
So I'm gonna really tryhard to get to plat. Are there any good LoL related jokes to up the mood in champ select ?

I heard few

Q) How do you counter Lucian?
A) With Black Cleaver :-)

--------------------------------------------------------
Q) Why Lee Sin doesn't joke?
A) He just doesn't see the fun part :-)

--------------------------------------------------------

Yorick went into a bar. There is no counter. :-)


I think the Yorick is supposed to ask "where's the counter?" in that one. Which reminds me of the classic

Two Protoss walk into a bar, but then realize it's not actually a bar, it's the finals of a tournament.
I don't have any good league jokes unfortunately. I guess you can just turn the Protoss into Korean team.

Kind of OT but starcraft, teamliquid, etc.
Twitch.tv/Ragequitbm for all the fans
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 16 2014 18:40 GMT
#1255
On October 17 2014 02:06 cLutZ wrote:
Isn't this worse than fish puns?

Well we can only hope this fizz'le down.
liftlift > tsm
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 16 2014 18:42 GMT
#1256
On October 17 2014 03:40 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2014 02:06 cLutZ wrote:
Isn't this worse than fish puns?

Well we can only hope this fizz'le down.

NO.

Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
October 16 2014 18:50 GMT
#1257
On October 17 2014 01:45 FaCE_1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2014 22:40 krndandaman wrote:
I don't know whether you fill or not, but a player saying 'fill or feed' in champ select tends to make a good atmosphere

in alot of my game, I say "will fill for foods"

Will fill for the lift home
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
October 16 2014 18:50 GMT
#1258
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 16 2014 19:12 GMT
#1259
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Kenpark
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany2350 Posts
October 16 2014 19:19 GMT
#1260
Not really a joke, but when my mate and I duo, we do the walking dead classic.
"They are gonna feel really stupid when they find out."
"Find out what ?"
"They`re fucking with the wrong people."

Always get a smile out of that and the mood lightens up.
Ok back to serious topic now, thx for the inspiration guys.
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