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Pony Express Issue 81: June 22 - June 29, 2009

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
July 02 2009 06:23 GMT
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Canada Day Edition


Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Sorry for the lateness guys

By special request, I have uploaded GGPlay vs YellOw on 815

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – (Retired)
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – (Retired)
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy – Interviews
Aesop – (Retired)

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p3
Progamer Photos ................................... p4
Random Image of the Week .................... p5
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p6
The Shit Bus .......................................... p6
Best of Blogs ......................................... p7
Ban of the Week .................................... p8
Vod of the Week .................................... p9
Interviews .............................................. p10

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  • Drug Trafficking Death

  • RIP MJ

  • RIP Farrah Fawcet

  • RIP Billy Mays


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  • Favorite Guitarist

  • Post your job

  • Fantastic

  • CHILL VS COMBAT-EX


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Lilsusie on SpiritoftheTuna, hurt.

<lilsusie> i think i liked you better when i didnt know what you looked like



12:54 dronebot: wtf is that
12:54 aLur: Hitler forcing zealot into mines
12:54 aLur: or something



14:30 deekay|: you white people
14:30 deekay|: srsly
14:31 Pholon: you are white
14:31 deekay|: i know
14:31 deekay|: thank god



[15:19] <iCCup|deL> it was hard
[15:20] <Pholon> but you nailed it?
[15:20] <iCCup|deL> it was brutal trying to finish it in time
[15:20] <iCCup|deL> well I made mistakes but there was no time to fix it
[15:20] <iCCup|deL> but I did the right procedure etc



15:52 MoltkeWarding: SEOUL, South Korea ? North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.
15:54 MoltkeWarding: I wiped the USA off the map at least 5 times in HoI2
15:54 MoltkeWarding: Four times as Nazi Germany and once as Poland


Thats right, poland.


There's no such thing as a german prostitute.

[22:06] <Manifesto7> if a girl in Japan trims her public hair, she is considered a prostitute




What's family for eh?

[ 07:13:27 ] [ Harem ] oh so hcorp is going to marry his cousin/sister?
[ 07:13:30 ] [ @Hcorp ] we call them natives
[ 07:13:32 ] [ @Hcorp ] goddamnit dude
[ 07:13:38 ] [ @Hcorp ] you know my cousin is visiting for my bday
[ 07:13:41 ] [ @Hcorp ] don't say that
[ 07:13:46 ] [ BloodyC0bbler ] rofl
[ 07:13:51 ] [ XCetron ] just find a sheep as decoy
[ 07:13:51 ] [ @aers ] the traditional jab is marry a sheep for the record
[ 07:13:55 ] [ +Xiberia ] is your cousin hot
[ 07:13:55 ] [ @Hcorp ] yes
[ 07:13:58 ] [ @Hcorp ] OH GOD
[ 07:13:59 ] [ BloodyC0bbler ] rofl
[ 07:14:00 ] [ @Hcorp ] HORRIBLE TIMING
[ 07:14:01 ] [ @aers ] LOL
[ 07:14:03 ] [ XCetron ] pic plz
[ 07:14:08 ] [ Harem ] hahaha
[ 07:14:09 ] [ @aers ] quick, abort irc
[ 07:14:10 ] [ @aers ] leave
[ 07:14:12 ] [ littlechava ] pic
[ 07:14:12 ] [ littlechava ] pic
[ 07:14:13 ] [ @aers ] abandon ship[
[ 07:14:13 ] [ BloodyC0bbler ] hahaha
[ 07:14:13 ] [ littlechava ] pic
[ 07:14:13 ] · · Parts : Hcorp [ ~Horrigan@125-238-242-221.broadband-telecom.global-gateway.net.nz ]



Purge the heretics.

15:26 Aqo: does anybody here play/have C&C3 TW? ;o
15:27 *** Aqo was kicked by Nyovne (LOL C&C)
15:27 Afasia: there goes
15:27 Afasia: even asking if it gets you kicked
15:27 MarS_Violet: lol




ROUGH KINKY SEX MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!??

<Nyovne> I did some bitch (srlsy she's one hell of a bitch) last week
<Nyovne> and I was doing her and she started talking all dirty when I grabbed her hair
<MarS_Violet> in dutch?
<MarS_Violet> what is talking dirty like in dutch
<Nyovne> so I pretty much molested her to shit while talking dirty back and choking/slapping her to craps
11:46 <Nyovne> afterwards she was like
<Nyovne> oh god that was the best sex ever
<Nyovne> and I was
<Nyovne> O_O
<Nyovne> lol
<MarS_Violet> lol
<Nyovne> kinky little bitch
<MarS_Violet> did she bite and scratch too
<Nyovne> no real biting
<Nyovne> but my arms and back are
<Nyovne> owned
<MarS_Violet> haha
<Nyovne> scratces to blood
<Nyovne> lol
11:47 <MarS_Violet> yeh
<Nyovne> should have seen the damned sheets
<Nyovne> disgusting
<MarS_Violet> haha
<Nyovne> blood and cum everywhere
<Nyovne> I always attact the weird ones
<Nyovne> but I guess I like it that way
<Pholon> did you end up scarred?
<Pholon> I can imagine you 20 years from now
<Pholon> going autch
<MarS_Violet> well it's hard to tell beforehand, Nyo
<Pholon> to your wife
<Pholon> and saying
11:48 <Pholon> old veteran wound playing up
<Pholon> kek
<Zizoo> ok so when you're fighting against carriers with goliaths
<MarS_Violet> aww
<MarS_Violet> way to kill my boner, zizoo
<Zizoo> and hit hold position so they hit the interceptors
<Zizoo> what do you do when they stop firing
<Pholon> zizoo, is this about sex?
<MarS_Violet> zizoo can you rephrase that in terms of rough kinky sex?



[17:33] <@lilsusie> yup, trust me, i know how to bite a penis


Nibbled artosis down to asian size.



14:51 HolyOne: fkin illeterates


Wut?


leulz Quintus u dog

[22:45] <Xiberia> what the fuck
[22:46] <Xiberia> he started fucking the asian prostitute
[22:46] <Nyovne> lol
[22:46] <Xiberia> and she turned into a monster
[22:46] <Xiberia> wtfff
[22:46] <Quint> sounds like your average marriage to me
[22:46] <Nyovne> LOL



Really, the keys are like right next to eachother.

<@Pholon> the redhead is pretty cute
<Clowe> yeah he should rape her
<Clowe> date*
<Clowe> sry
<Clowe> :/
<AlTheCake> lul
<@Pholon> rofl



The cleverness!

[10:49] <petzergling> failstorm how old are u
[10:49] <FailStorm> 22
[10:49] <FailStorm> soon to be
[10:49] <FailStorm> that is
[10:49] <FailStorm> in a month
[10:50] <@lilsusie> you say that now
[10:50] <@lilsusie> but i doubt you will be in 10 years


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Mysteries of Proleague #1:

Why Fantasy, why?

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From here

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From here

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FUUUUUUU pics of the week

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On June 24 2009 15:45 VIB wrote:
<-


-Ask TL.net what lube you can use and get an emoticon. Seems fairly reasonable.


And again we honor a special member of the idiot community: Racenilatr

Please just see his posts for amazing material.

Thanks,
Team Troll Booth Willie

The Shit Bus

On June 24 2009 16:34 sith wrote:
I just got back as well. shit was awesome, to say the least.

and let me tell you, i cannot wait for for .gif of megan fox's boobs giggling over and over (which they do several times)


-There is a lot of things boobs do. "Giggling" is however, not one of them. But interesting that you'd think that... I mean, really?


On June 26 2009 07:16 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Shit happens. Not surprised he died. He looked fucked up for years now. Just another human life imo, no reason to feel sad.


Wat?

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  • floor exercise gets jumped

  • {CC}StealthBlue on death

  • SCC-Faust on a boat talking about GoldenEye and Perfect Dark

  • Zombie Movies for Day9

  • In case you missed the pokemon thread

  • Clasic's best friends

  • Boblion on Moltke

  • vRoOk's girl blog

  • Racenilatr's girl blog


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IntoTheWow was just temp banned for 2 days by SonuvBob.

That account was created on 2004-05-09 19:22:12 and had 23637 posts.

Reason: Gosh, I'd look like a hypocrite if I let you get away with what I just banned that guy for.


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Question of the Week
How did you like Day's commentary?

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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
July 02 2009 06:28 GMT
#2
Lol Mani...

Nice IRC this issue
POGGERS
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 02 2009 06:36 GMT
#3
--- Nuked ---
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
July 02 2009 06:36 GMT
#4
Thanks Kau!

Lol itw got tempbanned haha
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
July 02 2009 06:37 GMT
#5
On July 02 2009 15:36 boesthius wrote:
oh man the irc quotes are golden. and god the chill vs combat-ex was SOOOO GOOOODDDD. day's commentary was the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard, hahaha. BEAR SEMENNNNNN.

thanks for the px again, kau


So many priceless quotes haha
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5108 Posts
July 02 2009 06:37 GMT
#6
yay PX

thanks guys
"you wouldnt feel that way if it was your magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen" - racebannon
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
July 02 2009 06:42 GMT
#7
[22:06] <Manifesto7> if a girl in Japan trims her public hair, she is considered a prostitute

lol What?
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
July 02 2009 06:43 GMT
#8
fontong
#1 midas fan
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
July 02 2009 06:43 GMT
#9
i loved days commentary, thank you very much.


^ ^ great PX as always
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 02 2009 06:44 GMT
#10
Excellent PX thank you everyone <3
Peace~
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
July 02 2009 06:49 GMT
#11
rofl @ the yarnc fuuuuuu pic
hi
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 02 2009 06:49 GMT
#12
nice work guys <3
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 02 2009 06:52 GMT
#13
Day's commentary was fucking epic.

Haters can die in a bucket.
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
July 02 2009 06:58 GMT
#14
hehe awesome PX, and day[9] ruled more then usual :D we all got a sneakpeek of what he's capable of on ret's stream the other day, but this was just.... wow
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
July 02 2009 06:59 GMT
#15
Day is the man add some balloon pictures hehe ^_^

Can not say it enough I LOVE PX!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
July 02 2009 07:00 GMT
#16
day's commentary was going between hilarious and forced humour for me. He had some very insightful comments throughout the matches tho. But what does he know, he's just an A zerg.
Official Entusman #21
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
July 02 2009 07:05 GMT
#17
I was never banned before. Why did you do that Bob, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Moderator<:3-/-<
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
July 02 2009 07:08 GMT
#18
Day's commentary was very entertaining during the match, but I think it would get boring/annoying if it was common. In fact, I think that Chill vs combat would be one of the few places where its appropriate.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
July 02 2009 07:14 GMT
#19
Day's commentary was fucking sick.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
July 02 2009 07:15 GMT
#20
On July 02 2009 16:05 IntoTheWow wrote:
I was never banned before. Why did you do that Bob, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


23637 posts before a ban has to be a record... considering I think there are only two people ahead of you, and both are staff?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
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