Unknown Life form found in North Carolina sewers

This is one of those things, where we all stay silent about our clear understanding that it's bullshit, so we can try and fool other people right..? Right...?

On July 01 2009 06:52 ghermination wrote:
Looks like some kind of sponge (you know, like the sea cucumber). The pulsate to force water through their skin, because they filter food out of it. Also, it could be some sort of "slime mould". They can walk.

On July 01 2009 06:53 UmmTheHobo wrote:


Shut up, it's Zerg

On July 01 2009 07:03 Superiorwolf wrote:
Oh that thing is disgusting. Gross. I wonder if someone kicked it would it like explode all over the place, or just roll on the ground all over the place and fling its slime all over people's faces and keep pulsating and become a FUCKING BANELING.

On July 01 2009 07:03 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
fascinating and gross

I'd love to hear more about this though and less rehashes of the lame ass scbw jokes that usually get spammed when something looks remotely scbw'ish.

On July 01 2009 07:03 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
fascinating and gross

I'd love to hear more about this though and less rehashes of the lame ass scbw jokes that usually get spammed when something looks remotely scbw'ish.

On July 01 2009 07:19 Superiorwolf wrote:

Almost like when everyone makes jokes when people get their heads knocked off by Batman rollercoasters!










=D!!!!

But yeah this is interesting I'd love to find out more

On July 01 2009 07:34 zobz wrote:
It's not a goddamned sewer goddamnit. It's clearly someone or something's innards. Too bad now you can't watch it again, but those walls are not cement, they are flesh, or organ all the same, and that camera is not being carried by a person walking through a tunnel, but sliding on the end of a wire, most likely up somebody's rectum i speculate. Like jesus christ.

On July 01 2009 07:34 zobz wrote:
It's not a goddamned sewer goddamnit. It's clearly someone or something's innards. Too bad now you can't watch it again, but those walls are not cement, they are flesh, or organ all the same, and that camera is not being carried by a person walking through a tunnel, but sliding on the end of a wire, most likely up somebody's rectum i speculate. Like jesus christ.

On July 01 2009 07:34 zobz wrote:
It's not a goddamned sewer goddamnit. It's clearly someone or something's innards. Too bad now you can't watch it again, but those walls are not cement, they are flesh, or organ all the same, and that camera is not being carried by a person walking through a tunnel, but sliding on the end of a wire, most likely up somebody's rectum i speculate. Like jesus christ.

On July 01 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote:


Fail. lol there is even an article in which they talk about the fact that this was on a robotic sewer cam, and it is quoted inside this thread. When it turns to look around you can see light at the end of the tunnel... who has a rectum that is so gaping that you can see light at the end of it? who has a rectum where there is clearly water flowing through it? After checking around the internet its a colony of prehistoric animals which are the predecessors of sponges, although they only live in freshwater nowadays.

On July 01 2009 08:22 unkkz wrote:
I so want to poke it with a sharp stick.

On July 01 2009 08:50 thewalkindude wrote:
Shit that thing gives me the creeps.

On July 01 2009 07:57 ghermination wrote:


Fail. lol there is even an article in which they talk about the fact that this was on a robotic sewer cam, and it is quoted inside this thread. When it turns to look around you can see light at the end of the tunnel... who has a rectum that is so gaping that you can see light at the end of it? who has a rectum where there is clearly water flowing through it? After checking around the internet its a colony of prehistoric animals which are the predecessors of sponges, although they only live in freshwater nowadays.

On July 01 2009 09:16 Katurday wrote:
EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: You may notice my post count. It was so gross I had to register an account and voice my disgust!

On July 01 2009 09:08 SuperJongMan wrote:
I wanna bite it. I bet it squirts.

On July 01 2009 07:34 zobz wrote:
It's not a goddamned sewer goddamnit. It's clearly someone or something's innards. Too bad now you can't watch it again, but those walls are not cement, they are flesh, or organ all the same, and that camera is not being carried by a person walking through a tunnel, but sliding on the end of a wire, most likely up somebody's rectum i speculate. Like jesus christ.

On July 01 2009 06:47 mrgerry wrote:
zerg are real! yay

On July 01 2009 11:17 konadora wrote:
Lurker egg

Lol I love the comment on youtube

"SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS"

On July 01 2009 12:41 Torenhire wrote:
... Next thing to come up is going to be a corsair shaped UFO flying over New York or something.

On July 01 2009 06:51 UmmTheHobo wrote:
I am organizing a strike team to take these suckers down no matter the cost.

Private message me for more info.

On July 01 2009 06:47 ReMiiX wrote:
ehhh. I am in North Carolina... /Sterilizes water

On July 01 2009 11:17 konadora wrote:
"SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS"

On July 01 2009 06:47 ReMiiX wrote:
ehhh. I am in North Carolina... /Sterilizes water

On July 01 2009 08:22 unkkz wrote:
I so want to poke it with a sharp stick.

On July 01 2009 12:41 Torenhire wrote:
... Next thing to come up is going to be a corsair shaped UFO flying over New York or something.

On July 01 2009 15:09 Sosha wrote:
maybe not a person, but its a video of something's insides..

the long tunnel-like thing.. is a throat..
it's prolly some sort of tumor or parasite that's being studied inside another being.

Animal / person.

but it's not an alien or some shit.

c'mon ppl!!
it's just a video w/ a weird title to freak ppl out..
like showing a clip of Predator from utube w/ title "OMG ALIENS KILLED MY PARENTS"

cant believe everything u hear/read.

gL

On July 01 2009 16:56 Sosha wrote:
and u can't seriously think it's what the title implys.
because that's 100% bullshit.

U think if that was in the sewers - and it was real, there wouldn't have been a news report about it?

gimme a break

Here, everyone that's naive and foolish.
LATEBREAKING VIDEO FROM INSIDE THE OVERMIND OFMG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbcJiYhFKY&feature=PlayList&p=FA4A34829F107482&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=48
gL

On July 01 2009 07:34 zobz wrote:
It's not a goddamned sewer goddamnit. It's clearly someone or something's innards. Too bad now you can't watch it again, but those walls are not cement, they are flesh, or organ all the same, and that camera is not being carried by a person walking through a tunnel, but sliding on the end of a wire, most likely up somebody's rectum i speculate. Like jesus christ.

On July 01 2009 16:56 Sosha wrote:
and u can't seriously think it's what the title implys.
because that's 100% bullshit.

U think if that was in the sewers - and it was real, there wouldn't have been a news report about it?

gimme a break

Here, everyone that's naive and foolish.
LATEBREAKING VIDEO FROM INSIDE THE OVERMIND OFMG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbcJiYhFKY&feature=PlayList&p=FA4A34829F107482&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=48
gL

On July 01 2009 17:37 Sosha wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-kXrm19qC4&feature=player_embedded
(might be a bit hard to see at times, since its in an actual sewer, and dark. even with lights provided, but clearly a difference)
Notice the difference in material covering the "walls"
There's no way the OP video is of an actual sewer..
Sewers are made up of concrete walls.. not a flesh-like substance.

I'll admit, i don't know what exactly it is. I'm not a scientist.
But I refuse to believe that it's some "unknown life form" and that its in a sewer.

gL

On July 01 2009 15:05 Sosha wrote:
its not a creature..
its not taken in public..

its a video of an operation.
camera inside of a person, viewing its organs.

c'mon ppl..

gL

On July 01 2009 20:08 zizou21 wrote:


edit: you do realize noone actually thinks this is the zerg, right? wahahha. do you know what an organism is?LOL

On July 01 2009 21:29 Z-BosoN wrote:
If this is a sewer, how come the camera doesn't shake? How come its motions are always straight and rapid? Either someone brought a cinematic camera moving thing to a sewer, or some idiot with editing skills made some internal tumors or whatever the goddamn hell that thing is look like it was inside a sewer.
Video editing has come quite a long way guys.

We will find out if this is true or not in a month's time, when actual reporters will see it and tell us about it.

On July 01 2009 21:29 Z-BosoN wrote:
If this is a sewer, how come the camera doesn't shake? How come its motions are always straight and rapid? Either someone brought a cinematic camera moving thing to a sewer, or some idiot with editing skills made some internal tumors or whatever the goddamn hell that thing is look like it was inside a sewer.
Video editing has come quite a long way guys.

We will find out if this is true or not in a month's time, when actual reporters will see it and tell us about it.

On July 01 2009 07:32 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/554621/13324ada/levende_poep_gevonden_topic_.html

^ Same video different link.

On July 01 2009 21:41 genryou wrote:


oh come on now, why so serious?

it doesnt matter whether it was natural or man made, we should just enjoy the mystery while it was still remain mystery.

On July 01 2009 23:22 Z-BosoN wrote:

I'm pretty chill, that was just directed towards those who are absolutely certain that that is a sewer with a tumor on it.

On July 01 2009 06:47 Caller wrote:
Captain Keyes?

On July 01 2009 08:58 Kuja900 wrote:
"Thanks for the video – I had not see it before. No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video."

aww

On July 01 2009 17:21 D4EMON wrote:
SOLVED

"You shouldn’t trust me however…you should trust an expert in one of the aforementioned groups. Enter stage right Dr. Timothy S. Wood who is an expert on freshwater bryozoa and an officer with the International Bryozoology Association. I sent along the video and this was his reponse…

Thanks for the video – I had not see it before. No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video."