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Sweden33719 Posts
I ran into this ad today on the subway.
You can't see it in this picture, but it's advertising something called the "Orgasmatron Headscratcher". I believe there were some lines about "Indescribable pleasure", and possibly something involving vibrations, I'm too tired to recall exactly.
Yes.
I nearly started laughing right there, I guess despite living here all my life I'm not used to this weirdness.
Here's a blog-post by an american living in sweden, which saves me the trouble telling you anything more:
http://welcometosweden.blogspot.com/2009/05/orgasmic-advertisements-in-stockholm.html
I love this country.
Maybe I should convince TL to sell these a la progaming shirts... Ok going to sleep, just remembered about this and had to share.
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LOL WTF
Haha I don't see ads like that here in Canada =/
Kinda want to travel to Sweden one day actually.
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Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.
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Hahaha oh wow.
I never see anything interesting/funny here :p
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Motorhead had an album called "Orgasmatron"
Pretty awesome album imo.
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im 99% sure we've had those in aus for ages  .
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On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.
Lol well played sir, well played.
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fyi, the orgasmatron name came from Sleeper, which is one of the funniest movies ever made, but the same idea also appeared in Barbarella, the craziest movie ever
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I'm planning a trip to Scandinavia after I graduate. Not sure I could ever live there, however. Mean personal income tax of 45%+?? I'll pass.
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On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.
Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?
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On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?
hahahaha lovely
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United States3824 Posts
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?
I'll handle this one Testie,
Actually, your mom gave him that nickname. BUURRRRRRN!!!
Lol jk 
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Melbourne5338 Posts
On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school.
were you studying at the high school at the time or just visiting
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FuDDx
United States5008 Posts
On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?
A special ed student in my High school got busted not once not twice but FIVE times in one year.Pulling his own chain in the library bathroom.
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lol, wow this is hilarious, i've never seen stuff like this in canada lol
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On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating?
ohhh ouch
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On June 03 2009 13:28 R3condite wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating? ohhh ouch
wtf? i masterbate in the bathroom everyday? whats wrong with that?
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that thing feels really good tho, i have one.
a really good stoner toy, feels orgasmic when you're baked. And that guy says blablabla about fingernails, it's like ticking yourself. You cant.
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I thought it was didlo, but was disappointed. This would of been better if it was what I thought it was.
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United States4126 Posts
That is one of the most hilarious names for a product, ever 
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Haha i've seen ads for these before.
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On June 03 2009 13:15 FuDDx wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating? A special ed student in my High school got busted not once not twice but FIVE times in one year.Pulling his own chain in the library bathroom.
what the fuck.
May I ask why people were walking in on him in the bathroom? Just to check up on him or something, or did he not like locking the door?
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On June 03 2009 12:43 benjammin wrote:
fyi, the orgasmatron name came from Sleeper, which is one of the funniest movies ever made, but the same idea also appeared in Barbarella, the craziest movie ever
woody allen's sleeper.
glad to see fellow TLers know such genius
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On June 03 2009 12:38 Ftrunkz wrote:im 99% sure we've had those in aus for ages .
Yeah, we have, assuming its the same product. Its actually not a sex toy at all. Its a massaging deivce that is used on your head. Most people dont realise how sensitive the nerves on your head are (because they are blocked with hair all the time). This device just goes about stimulating those nerves. It sends like a tingling sensation all over your head.
However considering the product me and Ftrunkz are referring to is relatively cheap, I dont think advertising would be profitable for the company that makes them. So it is possible its a different product
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These are everywhere in Australia. So standard. Sold at markets and shops. They work a treat also
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what the fuck is that anyways? Its a vibrator for sexual pleasure everyone knows it but nobody points it out?
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On June 03 2009 15:08 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 13:15 FuDDx wrote:On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating? A special ed student in my High school got busted not once not twice but FIVE times in one year.Pulling his own chain in the library bathroom. what the fuck. May I ask why people were walking in on him in the bathroom? Just to check up on him or something, or did he not like locking the door?
noises man, noises
grunts
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On June 03 2009 13:15 pachi wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. were you studying at the high school at the time or just visiting
winner
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On June 03 2009 13:15 pachi wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. were you studying at the high school at the time or just visiting
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
dear sweet jesus
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On June 03 2009 17:15 MarklarMarklar wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 13:15 pachi wrote:On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. were you studying at the high school at the time or just visiting LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111 dear sweet jesus
it raised a chuckle nothing more.
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I'm sure these things exist pretty much everywhere. I've seen a bunch in Paris (although I've never seen any ads^^). Don't think they're found in sex shops because of their name though, they really are quite standard.
PS: they are absolutely awesome
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On June 03 2009 17:18 DeathSpank wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 17:15 MarklarMarklar wrote:On June 03 2009 13:15 pachi wrote:On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. were you studying at the high school at the time or just visiting LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111 dear sweet jesus it raised a chuckle nothing more.
go laugh at family guy you idiot!!
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Sweden33719 Posts
On June 03 2009 15:45 Fen wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 12:38 Ftrunkz wrote:im 99% sure we've had those in aus for ages . Yeah, we have, assuming its the same product. Its actually not a sex toy at all. Its a massaging deivce that is used on your head. Most people dont realise how sensitive the nerves on your head are (because they are blocked with hair all the time). This device just goes about stimulating those nerves. It sends like a tingling sensation all over your head. However considering the product me and Ftrunkz are referring to is relatively cheap, I dont think advertising would be profitable for the company that makes them. So it is possible its a different product
It's about 14-15~$ here, so not really expensive. It was advertised alongside other products from that company too.
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On June 03 2009 21:21 FrozenArbiter wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 15:45 Fen wrote:On June 03 2009 12:38 Ftrunkz wrote:im 99% sure we've had those in aus for ages . Yeah, we have, assuming its the same product. Its actually not a sex toy at all. Its a massaging deivce that is used on your head. Most people dont realise how sensitive the nerves on your head are (because they are blocked with hair all the time). This device just goes about stimulating those nerves. It sends like a tingling sensation all over your head. However considering the product me and Ftrunkz are referring to is relatively cheap, I dont think advertising would be profitable for the company that makes them. So it is possible its a different product It's about 14-15~$ here, so not really expensive. It was advertised alongside other products from that company too.
Well then get one, you wont regret it. Great thing to have at parties and stuff.
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On June 03 2009 13:06 s_side wrote:
I'm planning a trip to Scandinavia after I graduate. Not sure I could ever live there, however. Mean personal income tax of 45%+?? I'll pass.
Which country in Scandinavia has 45%+ tax?
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United States43187 Posts
Pretty standard product. Bought my gf (now ex) one for her birthday a few weeks ago. The company is called Orgasmatron and the original Orgasmatron was basically a head massager. The one I bought her is the upgrade called the Trembler which vibrates as it does it. I'd recommend them, great to have at parties or just lying around, cheap and a very good gift because everyone likes them and they don't cost much.
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The Swedes know what's up. :p
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at least you get entertaining ads. The only ones around here involve "Learn English Fast" and the person in the ad is of course hispanic. It's not even remotely funny 
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can you orgasm by scratching your head?? BRB
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lol, these things were getting ads and write ups in britain a few years ago. Theres different versions (I think one you plug wires into your spine). None of them work apparantly.
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On June 03 2009 13:15 FuDDx wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 13:09 deathgod6 wrote:On June 03 2009 12:03 MYM.Testie wrote:
Orgasmatron was my nickname in high school. Because you had an orgasm everyday in the school bathroom while masturbating? A special ed student in my High school got busted not once not twice but FIVE times in one year.Pulling his own chain in the library bathroom.
This kid jacked off on the bus once and he got suspended for a week, but he was too afraid to tell his parents so he came to school anyway. Nobody noticed.
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Belgium6773 Posts
On June 03 2009 13:30 MarklarMarklar wrote:
that thing feels really good tho, i have one.
a really good stoner toy, feels orgasmic when you're baked.
it really does
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I am the one. Orgasmatron. The outstretched, grasping hand.
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Why do Europeans always get the hilarious ads?
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I don't remember where I saw it, but I saw a product being sold once called the Cockchafer.
It's also the name of an insect, apparently. I really don't want to know what that bug does
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One of my friends has one of these things. It feels cool but by no means does it deserve the name orgasmotron.
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