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Have you ever noticed that people in particular fields (CS, medicine, physics, philosophy, law, etc.) have their own lingo that makes them sound smart to people who didn't study that particular field? Academics are bad at this. Shoot even Starcraft has its own lingo to differentiate the "haves" from the "have-nots".
I want us all to throw out the smartest sounding thing we know from whatever field it is. However you do have to say SOMETHING. It can't just be nonsense.
I'll start:
The definition of "Romaticism" according to my philosophy/literature professor
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated."
LoL, his final exam was: "Using TWENTY passages from Romantic literature and philosophy, illustrate the validity of this definition."
Lots of students crapped their pants that day. 
I'll post some more later from medicine and economics since those are my two main fields.
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dude i'd ace that exam np
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Fair enough, but to what purpose?
So we can learn these word-by-word and then try to sound smart ourselves when we speak to mere mortals? I mean, either you have a vocabulary (and understanding of a certain thing) that makes you capable of forming such phrases or you don't. I don't see how random references from different fields would help anyone.
But maybe it's just me. :/
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth... - Ragnar Birko, 2007
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1584 Posts
Sup guise lets have buttseks.
- Sea.Really
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"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"
-Adam Yamaguchi
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what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?
oh yeah, romanticism.
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Braavos36374 Posts
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."
--dragon_lil
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On December 13 2008 05:34 CubEdIn wrote:
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"
-Adam Yamaguchi
rofl
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I don't feel smart when I'm talking about Maths around people who don't study it, it feels more like I'm talking in a foreign language.
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"ln(e^n) = e^(n-1)"
- Emeraldsparks, Putnam Examination
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Norway28654 Posts
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."
--dragon_lil
hahahaha thats the funniest post ever on tl
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public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
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+ Show Spoiler +No known species of reindeer can fly; BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children -- persons under 18 -- in the world; BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run tops 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,000 tons. Traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this air will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft's re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
- OmgIRok
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On December 13 2008 05:57 ilj.psa wrote:+ Show Spoiler +No known species of reindeer can fly; BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children -- persons under 18 -- in the world; BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run tops 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,000 tons. Traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this air will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft's re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. - OmgIRok
Hahaha, that is the best quote I've ever read in my life.
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Finally my teamliquidian forum knowledge pays off.
I almost got mugged one night walking to my car on campus, and well, if I'm gonna get mugged, the fucker is gonna bleed. Yeah, I have that mentality of where I refuse to go down without taking someone else down with me.
-RPF, forum failure
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On December 13 2008 05:57 ilj.psa wrote:+ Show Spoiler +No known species of reindeer can fly; BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children -- persons under 18 -- in the world; BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run tops 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,000 tons. Traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this air will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft's re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. - OmgIRok
OMG!
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The more cheese, the more holes. The more Holes in the cheese, the less cheese. Thus: The more cheese, the less cheese.
+ Show Spoiler +No of course not... I've just heard it again recently and it's funny
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+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic.
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This is not WC3 in Space... It is much more sophisticated
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“There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance.”
- Ali ibn Abi-Talib
“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.”
“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.”
- Dom Helder Camara
You learn alot from civilization 4
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Style is comprised mainly of the manner in which you break the rules.
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On December 13 2008 06:20 Aurious wrote:
This is not WC3 in Space... It is much more sophisticated
I think it was just "This is not warcraft in space." War3 didnt come out until 4 years after SC 
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On December 13 2008 06:30 Ideas wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:20 Aurious wrote:
This is not WC3 in Space... It is much more sophisticated I think it was just "This is not warcraft in space." War3 didnt come out until 4 years after SC
He's talking about SC2.
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is awesome32274 Posts
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway
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When a shock wave hits something, stuff happens and you see waves n stuff bounce around
F = ma
Aaaaaaand I'm spent
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Isn't tl.net's IQ supposed to be like above average? I guess this thread proves that tl is not as smart as it thinks it is? =O
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I wouldn't say this is the smartest I've seen or known but it's the best that I have on hand right now:
The Sun sucks dark. In fact it sucks dark so hard that the friction of the dark moving to the Sun causes the Sun to be very hot. The flow of dark towards the Sun intercepted by the Earth causes the side of the Earth away from the Sun to accumulate dark, thus causing Night. As the Earth rotates the dark caught on the night side can then be pulled off, this causing the absence of dark known as Day.
What we call light bulbs are truly dark suckers as well. That is why light bulbs are hot, just like the Sun. When a light bulb is full of dark and won’t suck dark any more, it cools off. If you look in old light bulbs you can even see the accumulation of dark. Dark is also heavier than water. This can be seen in the oceans where the deeper you go the darker it gets.
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon.
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On December 13 2008 06:15 Varn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic.
lol nice
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United States24673 Posts
Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it.
On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon.
I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message.
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I have picture of staff and warlock on my pillow in house. :<0 My face has moustache.
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message.
No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O
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United States24673 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:11 HnR)hT wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message. No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O
No I only know basic quantum mechanics... as well as eigenstates, four-momentum, etc
Is your wording just a little atypical for english?
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Braavos36374 Posts
Coming is Like El Nino !
El Nino is spanish word for child. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burn down trees. This child is more than a child. It really isn't child at all. It is a storm. A deadly storm that kills people and burns down trees.
Warm water usually builds up around Australia. But not any more with El Nino. El Nino moves the warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely to other places. Where are these other places? These are places that also have water, but water that usually not as warm as the warm water El Nino moves to these said other places. These other places are to the east. Of the water.
In Peru, they have many names for many things, one of the things they have names for is for people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that would be "fisherman". But we don't.
In Peru, they have different names for things that we do in America. They call that kind of people "pescadores". That's Spanish. That's what they speak in Peru. When El Nino comes, these "pescadores" can't catch any fish. El Nino is caused when the peruvian god get angry. They have been angry for millions of years and have made El Nino for millions of years. Many many moons ago, the Peruvians commited human sacrifices to satiate there gods and end the flood that was caused by El Nino. In todays modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning our trees with El Nino.
Instead of satisfying the gods, many of "these" scientists have tried to control El Nino with "science". They put up expensive fish-attracting-buoys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, fighting the power of gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, they didn't work and everyone died. --Jeremy Lavine
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:14 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 07:11 HnR)hT wrote:On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message. No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O No I only know basic quantum mechanics... as well as eigenstates, four-momentum, etc Is your wording just a little atypical for english?
No, but I can see how it might sound nonsensical to someone who is not familiar with the basics of QFT. It was the whole point of this thread I thought T.T
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Braavos36374 Posts
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United States24673 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:16 HnR)hT wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 07:14 micronesia wrote:On December 13 2008 07:11 HnR)hT wrote:On December 13 2008 07:07 micronesia wrote:Pretty much anything I say to my students seems to fall in this category no matter how clear I make it. On December 13 2008 06:59 HnR)hT wrote:
To the leading order in perturbation theory in quantum electrodynamics, fermions and antifermions in eigenstates of four-momentum interact by exchanging a four-momentum conserving virtual photon. I think I know every word in there and yet that doesn't seem to make sense. I hope your goal was to slap together 10 impressive sounding physics terms rather than to transmit a coherent message. No. It's 100% correct as it stands. Do you know quantum field theory? :O No I only know basic quantum mechanics... as well as eigenstates, four-momentum, etc Is your wording just a little atypical for english? No, but I can see how it might sound nonsensical to someone who is not familiar with the basics of QFT. It was the whole point of this thread I thought T.T
Yes it is. I realized it would be ironic if it turned out that the sentences was perfectly fine, but I wasn't convinced and asked away.
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On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
Wow your code consists of failsauce.
You're passing a string array to intelligence but the parameter for intelligence is a integer, and you're missing a semicolon. Plus what that other guy said.
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If you want to configure your 3d animation to have ambient occlusion, follow these steps:
Step 1: Create a new render layer with all objects from the outliner and name this layer "beauty"
Step 2: Create a new render layer with all object nodes OTHER than lights or any environmental proxy node. Name this layer "AO"
Step 3: Ensure your renderer is set to mental ray, and ensure default light is turned off.
Step 4: Create a new shader node of a lambert. Name this AOSh, and turn the color all the way to white, and the diffuse to 1.0
Step 5: Create the mental ray node mib.amb.occlusion. The samples will change the number of rays emitted from each polygon to sample collisions with other surfaces to darken concave areas and lighten convex areas. The more samples, the more rays, and the higher quality, but the more expensive this process is and thus the higher render time. I would suggest changing your samples to 256.
Spread affects to what angle the rays will be emitted from the polygon. A spread of 1.0 will emit rays in all directions all the way to 180 degrees planar with the polygon, whereas a spread of 0.5 will only emit rays to 45 degrees in either direction (90 degrees total). A spread of 1.0 is the most accurate, especially when dealing with very high res meshes whose concavity is diminished through smooth surfaces.
Max Distance is the single most important value for your ambient occlusion node, as it affects how far a ray will travel before giving up on colliding with another surface. The lower this number, the lighter your model will be, and the less shading granted from ambient occlusion. The higher the number, conversely, the darker your model will be, and the more your scene will be shaded by ambient occlusion.
Step 6: Connect the mib.amb.occlusion image output to the lambert "AOSh"'s Ambient Color input.
Step 7: Assign AOSh as an existing layer override to render layer AO.
Step 8: Render both the beauty layer and the AO layer, and composite them together with AO on top, using blending mode Multiply. Change opacity to lower the effect to your taste.
I dunno how smart that sounded, but I'm willing to bet anyone not really into 3d animation wouldn't understand it.
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0,9 periodic = 1
well, I'm an economist, but i like such mathematical things
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Germany2896 Posts
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I'll just throw in some of the quotes me likes.
"If you don’t discover what you’d die for, you aren’t fit to live."
- M.L. King
"Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it."
-Jalai ed-Din Rumi
"What I always hated and detested and cursed above all things was this contentment, this healthiness and comfort, this carefully preserved optimism of the middle classes, this fat and prosperous brood of mediocrity."
-Herman Hesse
"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." Hermann Hesse
"You are only afraid if you are not in harmony with yourself. People are afraid because they have never owned up to themselves." Hermann Hesse
"It is not the critic who counts, or the man who points out how the strong man stumble or when the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who at best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least the fails while daring greatly so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat . . . for those who have had to fight for it, life has truly a flavor the protected shall never know."
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United States24673 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:41 MasterOfChaos wrote:![[image loading]](http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/e_to_the_pi_times_i.png)
I can think of several interpretations of this and I'm not sure which one is right.
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I wish everyone talked like the professor in the OP .
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United States11637 Posts
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On December 13 2008 05:32 keit wrote:
Sup guise lets have buttseks.
- Sea.Really
> : O
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You drive me crazy, I just cant sleep.
I'm so excited, but I'm in too deep.
Woaaahhh, crazy, but it feels alright.
Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night.
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United States11637 Posts
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On December 13 2008 06:53 GrayArea wrote:
Isn't tl.net's IQ supposed to be like above average? I guess this thread proves that tl is not as smart as it thinks it is? =O
lol
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I think ya'll shouldn't be quoting and be making up stuff on your own.
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On December 13 2008 08:26 boesthius wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:40 IntoTheWow wrote:
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway Shut up when I'm talking to you. + Show Spoiler +
Everything you say to me
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+ Show Spoiler +TheBeyonder says:
You suck and I hate the fuck out of you and i want you out the fuck of this fucking forum you spit sucking slimy sick excuse for rotting zombie flesh that you are and you are too because thats all you fuck is ugly rotting smell of death zombie flesh from every bad horror flick ever produced your wretch winch witch hosebag mother was a fucking corpse anyway even from the very begginning when she was born out of a rank and dirty green diseased piss filled test tube she is ill with countless sexual diseases because she got them from makin it with the garbage trash that you and your sleazy worthless kind do it with and you live like a slob too you dont even flush your hideous toilet or use deodorant so you smell like the crack of a bums ass the kind your sister licks with her lizard like forked toungue at lunchtime to get her nourishment at least when she isnt near a dirty smell scummy toilet where she can lick and chew and gnaw with her yellow rotting teeth on the lumps of toilet paper that are filled with vast quantities hard peanutty lumps of poop and thats what makes up her draino caustic ridden chemically imbalanced brain too cause she is stupid and drives a really shitty car the kind that they would use in maacco commercials but its even worse than that cause they wouldnt even consider using it in their commercial cause it was too ugly and stinky so she fucked the director for nothing and ate his shit because she liked it and had to have it fill her repugnant slut mouth right up to and even beyond the bitches brim just like your ganglean yak anus loving dick does at the end of a long night when you come home from the starCaliber bars because you couldnt get some shit eater like yourself to piss on you so you have to have her do it and she doesnt even do it well either because she is more used to pissing on herself which is fine since she was bread that way to begin to be a piss drinking whore of the world more than likely even though she gets more than enough practice from all her white trash scummy trailer park and gutter whore friends that are always tweeking and shooting up diareaha from leaking rotting corpses cause their lives are so god damned miserable and meaningless cause they work at mac donalds eating the stuff from the grease traps and licking the floor clean in search of pubic hairs to add to heir collections that they have stuffed between their teeth they should have their faces mashed against the hot grill and their genitals cut off made into french fries and deep fried in boiling oil but thats too good for them they should be made to slave for ronald mac donald for their entire fucking lives they gleefully chew and suck on that queer ronalds ding a ling all all the ding dong day long for free cause they love him and because he is a nazi with masculine black reflective jack boots to shove up their bitch asses ronald boy grinds their heads into tiny piles of ashes he laughs at them and makes their lives a living hot breathing hell hell where they belong alongside you getting your butt reamed by the devils hot boiling tongue and you will love it too cause you are a chump and demons from all over know that your sisters give it away for free this is why they let them live so that I can kill them with my fucking bare hands squeeze their guts out of their stinky rancid cunts that scientists dont even know how to describe cause its so god damn gross and smelly everyone within a hundred miles or kilometers or whatever pukes all over the place these are good innocent people and your family and you are making them puke i should kill you pump fifty million billion trillion hot screaming rusty bullets into your face and body there arent enough bullets in the entire world for you and your poor excuse for a family they would have to have the factories make them day and night forever and ever i will shoot you until my gun melts dripping hot metal on your fucking piece of shit you call a body girls laugh at you when you go to the beach you have no right to even be seen near water at all cause you surely dont bathe in it do you fucker head with that matted uncut dirty seaweed you call hair you are to cheap to even go to supercuts they wouldnt let you in anyway they will scream and run away from you but i wont i will shove handgrenades up your filthy butthole but i sure wont forget to wear rubber gloves as thick as plywood and a gas mask too cause you fart all the time you stink and kids make fun of you and make you feel like an idiot for doing so but you cant help it cause your sick demonic sucking family dinner ritual begins when your mother farts in your dads face while he jacks off on top of your dinner you enjoy watching his anus open gaping wide while your mother sticks her tongue into it and sucks out all that ancient shit that wont come out naturally cause hes so constipated all the time cause he sits all day at home cause no one will hire him because he looks like a retard and snot is always running out of his nose onto the floor by the gallon and you bottle it up in a thermos so you can drink it when you are on the street bumming money and no one gives it to you but you give it to them all the way down your throat too and they laugh at you and hit you and beat you and ram steel girders attached to funny cars into your measly little balls that you make little girls suck but they throw up i hate you and i havent even begun yet cause theres so many things fucked up about you so why cant you just realize that you have no need to even be a part of this galaxy or dimension you arent even fit to be an alien on star trek mr spock would kill you on sight he is too smart to let you get away with living and annoying people day and night you have annoyed everyone on the planet ten times over they see you coming and get sick to their stomachs i should call up the air force and have them blow up an atomic bomb in your face and video tape it so everyone can enjoy watching you get fried on the big screen and we will humiliate you and your highly inbred family by tieing them up naked behind a speeding jet car and dragging them all over the salt flats after weve covered it with nails and broken glass and hot lava you suck shit i hate you and there arent enough words in the dictionary to describe it so i will say it over and over and brainwash you into killing yourself you piece of turd what the hellwhy dont you get the fuck out of this city what are you doing listening this it just proves what a simple cocksucker shithead you are get out or fucking kill yourself or are you too god damn fucking chicken you are arent you you fucking worthless slob i hate you you are ugly get off of my sidewalk why should i have to put up with you just because you pretend to live here bullshit you are nothing but bullshit you make me sick of all that you and your kind do you are taking up my space man and i dont like it not at all damn you go burn your house down and go to jail and get buttfucked like you should because you are such a god damn fuckwadded fagacite i should just kill you myself but that would be much to easy your family can eat your anus but i wont you stink of swamp shit and i dont have anything to do with swamp shit but you do because you are and thats why i am telling you this because im tired of wasting my time looking for ways to annihilate you off the god damn face of this fucking planet its being taken over by scum suck fuckers and you are one and i am gonna send you a letter bomb filled with nails and other such horribly devastating objects to rip your ugly face completely and totally off the same face that i have to look at everywhere i go im pissed and i want you fucking out of here even if i have to call in jets to do it carrying bombs and missiles and butt piercing bullets that will rip your fucking ass off so you will quit stuffing things up it that dont belong to you go die you are a piece of dung that isnt worth coming out of a mad cows hairy hemorrhoidal ass i wanna cut your fucking prick off and feed it to your kids in the poor district shit head you are brainless and you dont even know how to tie your shoes because if you did you wouldnt trip so much would you asshole breath when was the last time you thought of killing yourself its been a long time probably so why dont you go do it tonight so i can get some sleep im tired of you waking me up you bastard i will burn your house down i will paint your fucking life black i want to ruin your donkey dick shit swallowing cow cunt sucking life and warp the minds of your poor pathetic dirty children so that they will grow up to be deranged and fuck themselves with broken glass and roam the streets to get hit by cars i will turn them against you you commie pinko cheadar headed buttfucker go sell some of your drugs to your mom so she can overdose and die then you can fuck her like you do your dogs cats and babies you live in hopes that you will become rich or some shit like that you wont so fuck you you cant cause you cant do anything good at all except nothing you can do nothing real good because you are nothing god damn it you are a piece of the ugliest stinkly asshole of your ever so worthless parents your mother is a whore and fucks bums and sucks their dicks and swallows their alcoholic cum cause she cant get enough you let her tongue your asshole and then you shit in her mouth and she spreads it on your dick and sucks it off cause she will suck any strange diseased penis for nothing because she has to have it in her mouth and your dirty pathetic children are the same way you love to rape your little kids tight pussies because they scream and its the only way you can get off when you dont have some ugly fat slobs stinky mildew cunt in your mouth right get the fuck out of here i am going to rip you into pieces and cram them down the sewer so the rats can eat you and shit you out of their anuses because you are a rats ass and rats shit and its what you deserve today right now you lazy fuck go die git leave and go stick your fat head on a railroad track so it can get squashed or i will nail you to the front of a semi truck and drive it over a fucking cliff you son of a bitch you cant comprehend that cause you are too brainless so just fill your house with gas and light a match you cant even do that you are so worthless i cant trade you for dirt you cant do anything but take up space you are a vegetable that rots in sewage and slime you eat bugs and brush your teeth with piss and defecate on the floor and sleep in it because you love shit and you eat shit you are shit i hate you you completely suck im not through yet you deserve all that you can get today now and surely not tomorrow because of the flat worm that you are slime sucking pus filled bag of cartilage is what your head is made out of because you sure dont have any brains they have been buttfucked out of your skull by the dick hungry aliens that spewed forth from your mamas pussy coming from sucking down all that rancid sticky sperm from fat sweaty drunk and dirty diseased bums that live in your house you attract flies and you should be poisoned in your sleep by somebody with lots of money to give to me for killing your gross asshole with dynamite up your bug infested butthole you are gross and you eat and lick the insides of porta potties after they have been abandoned in the desert for years in the hot sun and you live in them too and thats why you have no reason to exist at all leave this planet you dont even speak and cohearent language you are dumb and nothing comes out of your mouth but sludge except cum from your dads herpe ridden dick that is so small it is too small a meal for even a tiny little ant you have every sickness in the world you contaminated sloth fuck you to death with an i beam you need to be raped and beaten within an inch of your life you shit faced asshole pig fucker you fuck pigs cause you are one you are to stupid to know the difference between animal cunt and your own you suck on bricks to pass the time you need to be taken to a junkyard and cut with rusty metal and then have a corroded drive shaft rammed up your ass by an entire pro football team you drunk worthless stinky sheep fucker get out of my face you are utterly ugly and disgusting in unimaginable vast quatities of ways and means you make me sick take your god damn dog with you too your dog is so stupid you make him eat the shit out of your asshole cause he is too dumb to know how to eat dog biscuits he is a mangy mutt that should be put to sleep but they wont waste perfectly good poison on him he should be run over by a truck laden with the heaviest of steel and concrete so as to squash him into a pancake that no one will recognize except of course your whore of a mother who will scrape it off with her teeth and take it to your messy dirty house to be cooked for dinner so your dad can get the energy up to fuck your sisters while listening to you moan and groan as i stick needles into your eyes you dont need to see cause no one wants to see you you suck and you live in a man hole but you arent a man you are a worthless pile of shit carrying diseases and you love it i will burn you with a piece of molten sun go die i hate you leave this planet you are hated and loathed in every corner of the world even the penguins at the south pole hate you and want to kill you they wait day and night for you to step foot on their continent they will freeze you in a block of ice for an eternity if they even see you and i would drag you there naked over a dirt road but there is such a long line of people waiting to destroy you and your entire buttfucking excuse for a family they will just lynch all of you and rip their guts out and let them run into the street why dont you just save them the trouble and run into the street right now so as the cars can run you down into the dirt where you belong you are dirt you eat dirt that has poop in it you suck on exhaust pipes in your spare time you haven't the luck to do it long enough to kill yourself climb into my engine compartment so my cars fan can get a chance to cut your skankly green dick off so you cant reproduce and make this world even more unbearable for everyone else go eat dead bodies they are your only source of fucking food cause food wilts spoils and dies when around your rancid filthy body god hates you too you make my grass die when you walk down the street i should call the fucking cops they will arrest you for every crime in the book and you wont be able to run in that silly ass way that you do cause the cops will have helicopters and drop napalm on you it is worth losing a whole block if they can get you the cops have a picture of your ugly pus covered face in every car they own even the cops on tv have orders to shoot you full of holes on sight you cant hide you never learned how to hide you are too stupid to grasp the idea of hide and seek the kids never played with you in school because you dressed like a fucking slob hippy fuck from some worthless past decade they kicked you and teased you and made you suck their cocks even the school nurse filled hypos with acid and shot up your eyeballs as the teachers watched and laughed at you cause you were fucking dumb they tried to teach you but they couldnt you always had shit in your mouth so they couldnt understand you fucking rotting widerbeast cock eater i will smash your fucking face in with a crescent wrench the biggest and heaviest that they make and then stick your brain in a blender and feed it to fat people at jenny craigs and watch them puke cause your little brain isnt worth anything as food much less as garbage it is garbage but the garbage men will ignore it and pretend it isnt there when i put i out they wont take it cause it will ruin their truck those trucks cost alot of money and you owe everyone enough as it is you humongous scumpot buffalo anus chewing blister headed roach faced whore slime fuck get the fuck out of here i will run you out of town myself and i wont need marshall dillon to do it because you never heard of him because your tv sucks and gets shitty reception cause you are too stupid to attach an antennae to it they wouldnt even sell you one at the tv store cause you were to cheap to buy basic cable and you stunk so bad and had so many flies around you laying eggs in your hair you are a maggot nursery you scared off all the customers everything about you is totally sick your measly life is pathetic you suck and your whole family sucks go kill your self with a god damn chainsaw i will cut down the biggest tree in the world and let it fall on you and squash you into the fucking dirt you are fertilizer that plants and bugs dont even eat you are truly non scrumptious to even the lowest of all life forms if rocks were alive they wouldnt touch you either nothing on this great planet will touch you at least it was great until you came along my job is to basicly eradicate disintegrate and annihilate you into total nothingness not even a trace of you has to be here or it will grow into another one of you and thats all this world needs is another bad sci fi horror show but i wont mind cause i will get to destroy you all over again yes and i will too so lets get fucking started shall we i wont show you any mercy cause you dont deserve any not even from god he is waiting also to kill the shit out of you he hates you he didnt even make you to begin with that was someone that broke into his house when he was out creating another universe cause you have ruined this one with your presence you are trash and you have ruined this whole universe and now we have to make spaceships to get the fuck out of here but we wont have to if you destroy yourself now do it scum or i will cave in your chest with a dozen industrial strength acme buggs bunny pneumatic jackhammers and rip out your insides and sell it to alpo for dog food but they will laugh and slam the door cause you are poison and filth and you have bad taste all one has to do is look ever so slightly into your trashy condemned piece of shit house and they will scream and run away your bed is full of bugs and lice and you sleep with bums from third world countries so you can ram their dirty cocks into your gaping sewer of a cunt the subway is cleaner than you are you are fucking fucked up man go to the cemetery and dig yourself a grave and i will throw your ass in and bury you alive and encase the whole area in super quick dry concrete to make sure you stay there then i will go to your house and i will microwave all your stinky smelly mangy pets and watch and laugh as they explode and cover the kitchen walls with blood i will piss gleefully all over your photographs of your ridiculous family cause they are mangy like the exploded dogs and cats you fuck in your bedroom i have to torch it all down to the ground to make it safe to live for other people that are unfortunate enough to live near you or even remotely pass through the area in sheer pain and agony you give them all nightmares you are so hideous and disgusting i will sell grenade launchers to your neighbors so they can so they can murder your brothers and sisters and anyone else who has anything to do with you whatsoever in the slightest tiniest bit at all ever i totally hate you dude or should i say dud that would certainly be more like it wouldnt it but you cant answer me because i have crammed poisonous lizards into your face and mouth you suck and are a lowlife and you and i but mostly i have the need to have every kind of pain known to man and unman and super man ultra man spider man cool man and the man inflicted upon you you need to suffer all the time everywhere everyday no matter which vacation spot you try to run away to i will find you i will punch your titties into your spine and paralyze you and drop you into a gigantic pool of hungry young maggots and carpet beetles but you deserve more than that cause you deserve nothing at all people never listen to you and ignore you because they are sick of the sound of your voice and i am too and i will run a sears roto tiller over your head over and over and take pictures of it and pass them around your school with pictures of both of your parents sucking and fucking giant prehistoric sloth beasts your dick looks like a dog dick only worse cause that would be offensive to all dogs everywhere and your cunt looks like a rotted hole in the side of a ten day old battlefield corpse i would put you on a space ship and blast you off to another galaxy but it will come back because the aliens will have nothing to do at all with you you arent even considered by them to be even the lowest of all life forms you are so fucking useless your destiny is to rot in your own mind and go crazy and torture yourself for an eternity with oh so brief periods of normalness so you can forget the torture you have suffered only to have it happen again a howitzer a blender chopping away at your genitals i will be at the controls and i will waste your family and spouse in front of you and have them raped into nothingness by alien beings from other planets and i will sell tickets and make a fortune so i can live in splendor you disgusting poor excuse for matter that you are i hate you completely and totally i kill you in my sleep and when i am awake and so did everyone else that ever lived ever since the beginning of all time known and unknown even the animals and plants hate you they would like to see you live in the streets and set on fire on a daily basis you bastard fuckhole starCaliber nazi piece of trash bitch fucker and sucker of all that is repugnant and surely not to forget as well all that is sickly and gross and disgustingly corroded with puke from a thousand drunken junkie slimeballs that live in bowling alleys to die a thousand million deaths isnt even enough for you either and your whore of a girlfriend that needs to have her head converted into a trash can for toxic waste that is all she is good for besides a lousy fuck you would have thought she couldnt fuck anything any more cause she fucks anything that moves including things that dont move like rocks and hammers and broken wine bottles but it doesnt have to be a wine bottle or even a broken bottle but she has had so many thousands of regular bottles up there she has gotten to the point where only broken wine bottles will fuck her she is a fucking slut mangy fat whoring bitch and soon even the broken wine bottles will have nothing to do with her then she will have to go back to rocks and when that peters out she will have you because trash fucks trash and begets even more trash that you screw also even though it is incest you bastarding whoring fucking shitty junk heap of unwanted broken plates with stupid brainless designs on them nobody wants likes or needs you go kill your head with a blast of ddt you are lower than the lowly hairy dangling dick of a sewer roach scummy gross idiot you are trash i will kick your god damn fuck ass all the way down the street i will sick rabid dogs on your butt you are so moldy they would rather die than bite you so why dont you just bite yourself i will even sharpen your teeth though you have none they rotted out of your skull a long time ago or should i say that your dentist felt sorry for them being trapped in that crummy head of yours that he yanked them out just before committing suicide because he could not believe that he even got close to your horrible ugly smelly mouth just to save some teeth but thats his job to save teeth and my job is to knock teeth in and we will start with you because you are first in someones mind when they think about whose teeth they would like to knock in with a steel bar covered with many countless unbelievably sharp edges so sharp that it doesnt even have to get near something to cut it completely and absolutely totally off the entire fucking face of the planet where no one can find it again not even god and he wont even bother cause i have told you he hates you and wants you to cease to exist he hates your furniture and your house it looks like every broken down ugly abandoned crack house combined even all the ones that the cops shut down and they are shutting them down because they are looking for you mother fucker and its only a matter of time before they find you and bring you to me so i can torment you and make you eat your dads testicles and lick the hot asphalt streets covered with oil and rocks and animal carcasses you will keep listening because what i say is the holy truth and fact and even scientists from everywhere say that yes you need to die and the sooner the better you sack of shit with dead smelly fish in it i will go into the future and bring back the biggest most modern and destructive gun ever in the universe and jam your head down inside the barrel with my foot and just before you suffocate i will pull the trigger and the whole planet will cheer and they will make me king of earth and i will have all the pussy i want you asshole you will die and i will be thanked daily for the rest of time come on in i am ready i will kick your ass i will write about destroying you and it will be a best seller everyone wants to stick an axe in your chest and twist it they will look deep into your eyes and laugh until their sides split you are a walking comedy you are a hundred bad drivers you are so dumb stupid and pathetic you dont even know how to play candyland and even if you had candyland the company who makes it would find out cause all of a sudden all the other candyland games would stink when children opened them up and the company would take it back from you and slap you in the fucking face for even thinking that they made the game for you to even know about much less play it and all those poor kids with stinky candyland games that they got for christmas you have ruined christmas for them and santa clause will make a special trip from the north pole to fucking kill you and make you suck the caca out of his reindeers asses then he will call christ and he will fucking nail you to a cross and tell his dad to strike you with lightning every hour on the hour and call down vultures to eat away at your eyeballs you will die and i will be first in line to watch i will piss and defecate on your grave i will kick over your headstone and carve giant swastikas on it and spray paint your address on every wall and flat surface in the world so people can go to your house any time they want day or night and abuse you and torture and maim and burn and squash your little pecker and shove it in to your fucking mouth so you can choke on it and barf yourself inside out so i can pour salt on your insides and take a cheese grater to your balls you damn dirty dick licking dirt clod you slovenly dimwitted shitheaded shitkicker go suck a horses dick i will ravage your family with fire and bombs i will destroy your lives you are all fucking shitty and insignificant and have no use being you fucking sucking shithole fag licker of street gutters your mom lives in the gutter i will crush her damn head cause your brain is made by purina cause you have such a dog face from sticking your nose in poodle butts you bastard slime let me fucking rip you in half and drag you across the desert i want to drown you in my toilet and flush you down the pipes to the sewage treatment plant where you will probably fuck up the machines and nobody will be able to use their toilets anymore so they will have to tie you up and shit in your mouth you will get so constipated and we will shove a cork in your ass to make you explode all over the walls and we will make your children clean it up with their hair it is so matted and rotted anyway who will know the difference i will know the difference i can spot you and your kind from far far away even from another planet even if i was blind and on another planet you cannot hide anywhere and no one will let you anyway you are trapped there is no way out you will see my bullets coming towards you in slow motion yet you will not be able to escape and parts of your body will be shredded one by one and you will scream scream scream in such terrible agony i cant even begin to describe it without using up all time in the world but if you wake up my neighbors i will kick your fucking lame chicken ass in so just remember that when you wake up and find that your legs have been cut off and you feel like screaming you dumb slobbering idiot go suck an egg i fucking hate you to death you damn dirty urinal licker when are you going to put a shotgun in your disgusting mouth fucker head i will destroy you i will disintegrate you into a pile of ashes and dump you into an ashtray so everyone can stick their cigarettes out on your miserable ass you dirty bastard you will be hung and beaten with rusty iron chains the heaviest that they make then you will be staked out in the desert to dehydrate and decompose in the hot sun your eyes will boil away what the hell is going on here why are you even on this planet why do you exist at all you septic tank sucker i will tell you you mother fucker you exist so as i can torment you and spit on you and tell you how much you fucking suck you bastard you are so fucking ugly when you walk down the street people scream and run to the bomb shelters and get flame throwers to burn you to cinders you are their entertainment i will ruin you to the utmost of my endlessly praised and admired ability when it comes to the subject of your destruction and who is to do it my ability far exceeds the limits of your measly mealy little raoch nipple brain so i will have to show you i will give a sample to your head i will demonstrate my powers of annihilation on the members of your family i will make their lives a living three dimensional hell and i am not talkin walt disney either i will starve them and urinate and defecate on their crushed and mangled bodies and i will have the time of my life smashing you out of existence it will give me the utmost pleasure and people will think of me forever after as a living god for ridding the universe of your entity when people eat a hero sandwich they will think of me because i am the one living being that will stop at absolutely nothing to eradicate you into total anti matter and that is all that matters to me and everyone else they hate you i hate you the gods even hate you especially zeus he is just aching to pump countless bolts of lightning into your fanny he will bring back to life every roman gladiator and they will slaughter you one by one over and over again yes it will be a glorious undertaking the klingons will have their turn too and so will everyone else that has ever lived in fiction or nonfiction they will all pay me huge and ludicrous sums of money to get a chance to destroy you and i will have a penthouse and women and you name it mother fucker i will tear you and punch holes in your tongue with an awl ya baby i am just getting started so you will read and read on cause this is about you and all for you my knives are for you my guns are for you my bombs missiles grenades landmines every tool of destruction known to man is at my disposal it was all donated to me with a hand shake and a smile once they knew what i needed them for your time has come it is your end bayba hallelujah praise all the gods of war and destruction your dead mutha fuckah i will kill yer ass an dats garunteeed i have all the heavy weight muthas on my side we are talkin god and jesus and allah and zeus and apollo and adolf hitler and lizzy borden and charles manson and abe lincoln and bozo and ready kilowatt and sugar bear and the whole crew from the honey comb hide out and gi joe not those little ones either were talking bout scarface gi joe and evel knievel and ghengis cahn and captain kirk and godzilla and general destructo and spider man and the entire planet of the apes and charles bronson and mike tyson and secret sauce agent and william shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and fucking everyone man you are dead meat we will kill your ass you are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny i will see to that you big fat slob of a cock eater you i hate you to no ends to infinity even past infinity so fuck you i will light you on fire and dowse you with fucking gasoline and other such highly flammable liquids shit head i ache to fry you and boil you in tar i have all kinds of nifty things in store for you mutha let the lord be praised for giving me such powers of complete and total carnage and i even have his permission to do with you anything i want he has washed his hands of you and left you to me for whatever and i will too you walking talking bag of used cat litter you fucking whore you will take anything up your pussy your cunt is a fucking vacuum cleaner that only sucks up things that are dirty and rusted and covered with mold and puke you suck on popsicles made from frozen diarrhea you never eat anything else but fecal matter except maybe maggots and some other shit like that shit you know what the fuck i mean your the one that does it not i you fuckin cocksucker do you understand now why i hate you of course not you are too fucking retarded you are a nitwit a dufus and a simple and complete moron i will grind you against the roughest and harshest substances known to exist and i will put them on my black and decker belt sander and run it back and forth across your body but lets start with your ugly face so i wont have to look at it while i finish the job and this job pays well too even though i would gladly do it for free the thought of actually receiving truck loads of moola for doing something that i enjoy as much and even more than anything else makes me do it with that much bigger a smile on my face and even more warmth in my heart and laughter laughter laughter it is hilarious to watch you in such pain and to know that i am the sole perpetrator of your torture and punishment you were mistakenly brought into this world now you must you will and you are right now even as i speak and shove this skewer up your filthy ass suffering the consequences of your actions that were of course made by no thought of your own but i dont care do you hear me i dont fucking fucking care you are dead and thats all that matters and thats all that you even need think about cause thats all that your tiny mind can handle just you leave the how and why and what to me i will do a good job blowing you away you have the best turning you into the dirt that you are cause i hate you and i want you dead to all the universe and everything in it no one will ever find your remains they will be spread all over the galaxy it will take a five year mission an ten thousand dr whos to find you but they wont find you and do you want to know why ha ha ha ha ho ho he he ha because thats why because they fucking dont care either and they never ever will ever thats why you dick head they hate you i told you you idiot everyone hates you everyone is on my side you havent got a prayer not even a chance in millions you have no hope of escaping they are all waiting everything that is nasty and painful awaits you patiently cause every possible combination of torture and torment will be inflicted upon you we have the biggest super computers in the world working day and night coming up with new and interesting ways of fucking with you physically and mentally as well with others we might have overlooked you just name it sooner or later it will happen to you it is all heading in your direction it has one and only one target in mind and that is of course you who the fuck else you dummy what did you think that there was someone else do you think i would go through all this trouble for someone else ha ha bullshit you are so fucked and hated that there is only one of you to destroy it would be nice if we had exact copies of you to kill along with yourself but unfortunately we dont but we do have the immediate members of your family on ice so that when we are finished with you we can have a big party and start up on them yes sir it will be a blast what me and my cronies will do to them will turn your stomach but then again maybe it wont cause we will just do to them what we did to you we might change the order a bit for variety but so what who cares where you are concerned no one does thats who you are a bad fuck kill yourself and save us the trouble you will try that and it wont work cause you were meant to be destroyed by me and me alone and if i want others to join in on the fun who hate you too thats my god damn business so fuck off you big fuckin weenie i will roast you and feed you too baseball fans but they will take just one bite and go running to the john to throw up and shit all kinds of diaherrea out of their asses and you will be there to catch it too with your mouth wide open begging and pleading for more caca to be heaved in your direction and will it ever be heaved in your direction we are talking about dump trucks and forklifts and bulldozers and every other kind of heavy machinery available to man yes their wheels will roll over you relentlessly crushing and mangling your body so your own mother wont recognize it but all she will have to do is look at that filthy butthole of yours and she will recognize you immediately cause she has spent so much time with her tongue up there how many times a day does she scratch and claw at your pants to get you to give her an opportunity to reach way up your butthole and grab hold of mounds of hot shit that she can spread all over her naked body and then lay outside in the hot sun and bask in the stink and masturbate with dead rattlesnakes i will tell you how many times none thats how many because all she has to do is ask and you gladly have her do it and teach your sisters to do it and your dad cause you and your whole family are fucking sick they need to be put away they need to be taken to a field and bombed by lowflying aircraft from every nation in the world we will test nerve gas on your family we will shoot you up with gallons of toxic drugs and watch and laugh as you peel off your skin and eat it yes why dont you just consume yourself that will be easy enough we will cook one of your arms over an open fire and let you eat it then we will do the same to your other arm and your legs and when thats all done and you are nothing but an even more useless torso we will just shoot you and use you as shark bate mother fucker full of shit that you are i will kick your ass i will fuckin kill you man you god damn homo fucking ass sucking living rot i hate you i will tar and feather and burn you pump a thousand pounds of compressed air into you until you fucking explode dont you realize dont you fucking get it i know your dumb and stupid and you are a moron and that is why i am drilling it into your head this is my job we have already covered that the only thing you need do is just listen to me listen to me because i am right listen to me because you have no mind of your own listen to me because you are searching for destruction but you dont have to search i am more than willing to bring it to your front door you asshole i am your armageddon man i am dominos pizza guaranteed fresh hot free delivery to you the one i hate what more can you ask for than to have the same service delivered to your crazy fucked up and smelly loved ones but you dont need to ask this is just what i am talking about you are so dumb this is a fucking package deal not only do we wipe you out but we wipe everyone out that has anything to do with you we have a list and we are checking it twice we will decide who will get slaughtered and fried mutha fuckah jam jam jam on it you will die thats all there is to it theres no tell in which one of us will do it so get this shit head yer fukin history baby go get the fuck out of here you are a scum and suck fuck off eat shit go jump on the slow boat to china and when you do get to china we will be right there to blow your fucking head to smithereens got it you bastard you piece of turd you amount to nothing not one iota ziltcho zero nada the big circle we will sell your children to satanists to use in their rituals we will make tapes of it so that the torture of your children can be seen and enjoyed by millions on the geraldo show your annihilation will be the hippest and most popular saturday morning entertainment for all the kids who you went to school with especially the neilsons who teased you and hit you and beat on you and called you names and who hated you and made you eat their shit and suck their dicks they will all watch you fry and take part in call in surveys of what to do to you next it will be fun it will be a fun family entertainment extravaganza for us all and not only on a sunday morning either but on every day of the week like morton downey jr like the six o clock news like reruns and wheel of fortune pat sajak will crucify you on the wheel himself and spin it and vanna white will menstruate all over your spinning body you will get so sick from spinning that you will puke in one long gigantic barf that will leave you completely hollow and your organs and guts will be all over the set and we will stomp on them and mash them with our feet and then feed it to snails also of course long sharp burning white hot shards of tempered glass will be dropped on you from the top of a skyscraper while you are chained to the street so cars carrying gleefully stoked to the max passengers can play havoc with your ugly deformed zitty pestilent stinky rancid moldy body you trashy bottle fucking masturbating necrophilic your torture will give all of us who hate your miserable ass such a rip roaring good time budwieser will be drunk dry and then after we are drunk we will drive dozens of large older and incredibly heavy and cheap automobiles recklessly into your home your mother and father will cover the bottom of our vehicles your kids will eat the glass of our headlights and your girlfriend your girl friend will be train fucked and i mean we will tie her down and literally drive a roaring mile long amtrak up her gaping hole what you have the nerve to call her pussy we will be on a cunt hunt when we find the cunt we will shoot her and cut her fucking head off and stuff it in a trash bin behind a seven eleven where it will rot and decay into a mound of dust and all the poor decayed maggots who died thinking they had found a meal but they found poison instead you bastard how dare you bring that on poor innocent maggots fuck you you will pay you bastard you will pay with your services as a being to be hated and destroyed fucking fuck you fuck fuck you and fuck you to death fucking die die die die die i hate hate hate you i hate all of you come to me i will crush you into and right through the pavement i will beat you with my fists until nothing is left not even the tiniest morsel of your being will escape me i will pound you into the dirt until the earth splits in half i will torment you till the sun is reduced to a single ice cube wandering around the universe aimlessly in search of a freezer i will take you out to space and toss you into a fucking black hole let carl sagan deal with your pitiful shit i wont have it any more do you fucking understand me you slovenly wretch of a human being but you arent a human you are a cheap imitation a poorly informed imposter your are dead meat and youre mine mine to destroy mine to obliterate mine to throw into the depths of the deepest hottest inferno yah mutha you are mine and i am lovin it you dont know just how bitchin it is to have your very own torture toy it is great and thats all you need to know cause i will tell you what ever the fuck i want to if i want to tell you to bite your tongue in half or i will mash your balls in a vise hey thats my business not yours so fuck off and do what i tell you and without delay either cause if you postpone any of my enjoyment by god forbid procrastinating i will beat the shit out of you and cut your little sisters titties off got that clown idiot jerko you better because i am not laughing mother fucker i hate you and i always will hate you forever and ever and we are not talking just until the cows come home or until hell freezes over or when the fat lady sings we are talking forever man you suck and stink and smell and i will kill you you are a worthless piece of trash the worst thing ever to happen to gods universe and you are dead meat all of us feel the same way and we wont rest because fucking with you is how we get our jollies and our jollies are very important to us you bastard go die i hate you now you fuck go back to the beginning of this story the best story that has ever been written or ever will be fuck the bible as it has nothing on this fine piece of work and start all over again or i will kill the shit out of you i didnt think you would obey me thats why i love to fuck with you because you are a never ending inspiration you piss me off so much all the time i always have energy to kill and maim you i have endless credit with the swiss banks and all the worlds defense departments to get as many weapons as i need want or could ever ask for to obliterate your poor pathetic weenie into dust space dust because thats where i would have to put it deep into space so deep.
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Antidisestablishmentarianism
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The seven main modes in music are Major, dorien, phryigian, lydian, mixolidian, minor, and locrien.
Lydian is the kewlist it has like an augmented 4th it sounds cool it can be heard in frank zappa's Appostrophe ( ' ). Phrygian has that western sound with the minor second. Locrien is the weird one that nobody uses but it still sounds kinda noice.
Haha I only the basic stuff in music theory, (basic compared to people who know alot of stuff). I randomly wank around on guitar more then anything else, whole tone scales ftw lol.
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We learn them as Ionian, Dorian, Phrygian, Lydian, Mixolydian, Aeolian, and Locrian.
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On December 13 2008 06:15 Varn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic.
/* static and nonstatic stuff is correct but ur main method does NOT have to be private...
actually i've never seen it as private in the first place... */
include <stdio.h>
void intelligence(char[][] statements) /* prints a random statement from the bunch.. */
{
int maxRand = 32767;
double rant = rand() / maxRand;
printf("%s\n", statements[(int) (rant * strlen(statements))]);
}
int main()
{
char[][] statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."
}
printf("Hello World!\n");
intelligence(statements);
}
return 0;
}
/* pwnt... */
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On December 13 2008 10:00 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
The seven main modes in music are Major, dorien, phryigian, lydian, mixolidian, minor, and locrien.
Lydian is the kewlist it has like an augmented 4th it sounds cool it can be heard in frank zappa's Appostrophe ( ' ). Phrygian has that western sound with the minor second. Locrien is the weird one that nobody uses but it still sounds kinda noice.
Haha I only the basic stuff in music theory, (basic compared to people who know alot of stuff). I randomly wank around on guitar more then anything else, whole tone scales ftw lol.
The smartest thing you can say involves the word "kewlist"? :p
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Just go around quoting Stoke's theorem all the time, it gets all the ladies
trust me
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
On December 13 2008 10:26 hi19hi19 wrote:
Just go around quoting Stoke's theorem all the time, it gets all the ladies
trust me
The real Stoke's theorem, or the dumb Calc 3 version? 
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ohh rite..
the halting problem..
if u rn't CS and a CS major explains the halting problem to u.. u'd better wish u were math major or ur head's gonna blow... sry im too lazy to type it up
google it
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Postmodernists adopt a linguistic version of Rene Descartes's idea theory of perception (and intentionality generally). To understand the idea theory, and the postmodern adaptation of it, a good place to start is with a commonsense, critical realist view of perception. According to critical realism, when a subject is looking at a red object such as an apple, the object itself is the direct object of the sensory state. What one sees directly is the apple itself. True, one must have a sensation of red to apprehend the apple, but on the critical realist view, the sensation of red is to be understand as a case of being-appeared-to-redly and analyzed as a self-presenting property. What is a self-presenting property? If property F is a self-presenting one, then it is by means of F that a relevant external object is presented directly to a person, and F presents itself directly to the person as well. Thus, F presents its object mediately though direct, and itself immediately.
-As originally stated by J.P. Moreland
(Though I say this myself, I thought it best to quote Moreland for the simple reason that he says it "better")
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never push the red button
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On December 13 2008 10:14 R3condite wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:15 Varn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic. /* static and nonstatic stuff is correct but ur main method does NOT have to be private... actually i've never seen it as private in the first place... */ include
void intelligence(char[][] statements) /* prints a random statement from the bunch.. */
{
int maxRand = 32767;
double rant = rand() / maxRand;
printf("%s\n", statements[(int) (rant * strlen(statements))]);
}
int main()
{
char[][] statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."
}
printf("Hello World!\n");
intelligence(statements);
}
return 0;
}
/* pwnt... */
open(ME,$0);
@statements = ("Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker\nI think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land.",
do {local $/;<ME>});
print "Hello World!\n".$statements[rand($#statements+1)];
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*Veg asking for computer help*
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+ Show Spoiler +I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
fuck i was on sick tilt last night i micro'd that yoja back to my jib but she didn't want to bbong WTF
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On December 13 2008 10:14 R3condite wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:15 Varn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic. /* static and nonstatic stuff is correct but ur main method does NOT have to be private... actually i've never seen it as private in the first place... */
He was actually referring to the fact that it was misspelled as "pubic".
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I have a patient presenting with weakness and localised pain in the left elbow with paresthesia along an ulna nerve distribution. Upon physical examination, there is marked swelling due to a haemorrhagic effusion in the left elbow joint. Plain X ray reveals a transerve fracture of the olecranon process of the left ulna.
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wu tang clan aint nuttin ta fuck wit
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this thread got pretty derailed
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+ Show Spoiler +
Soulja boy tell'm
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You...
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
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On December 13 2008 11:33 Rostam wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 10:14 R3condite wrote:On December 13 2008 06:15 Varn wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On December 13 2008 05:57 Archaic wrote:
public class HelloWorld
{
pubic static void main(String[] args)
{
String[] statements = new String[7]
statements = {
"Romanticism is the discovery, then expanded intuitive understanding that the self and the other exist in a categorically interdependent imperative, that the nature of the real is non-systematic and transcendent, and that value is simultaneously coalescent with the absolute, yet experientially radically individuated.",
"It all comes from the heart and bubbles forth...",
"Sup guise lets have buttseks. ",
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis",
"what does this have to do with falling in love with one's sister?",
"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR",
"I found the way that a merine beat a lurker
I think it's no problem if the lurker isn't under land."}
System.out.println("Hello World!");
intelligence(statements);
}
public void intelligence(int go)
{
System.out.println(go[(int)(Math.random()*go.length())]);
}
}
EDIT
I'm not going to keep this up to date...
n*x&(n-1)?
That's not gonna compile man. You're referring to the non-static method intelligence from the static method main. Oh, that and your main method is pubic. /* static and nonstatic stuff is correct but ur main method does NOT have to be private... actually i've never seen it as private in the first place... */ He was actually referring to the fact that it was misspelled as "pubic".
ROFL i think it got edited soo when i saw it...there was no problem
btw Don't press the red button by far beats everything and anything said thus far...
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Jesus might have scripted the bible, but the press was handled by the devil
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn’t.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn’t, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn’t, or vice versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn’t be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
I actually memorized this for some odd reason. I blame http://tomahawk.ytmnd.com/
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United States996 Posts
i heard that those who know dont say and those who say dont know -_-
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O here here how hoth sprowled met the duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement!
among others of the same origin (assuming tl gets this reference). the man was beyond a genius.
LOL @ beyonder, santa, and that essay about lightning. and the whole first page being people making fun of OP.
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i could probably spew hours of stuff about crystallization that no one would understand except maybe lil.sis and chill
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mess with the best die like the rest -CRASH OVERRIDE YEAH BITCHES
what a great movie
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On December 13 2008 13:38 KOFgokuon wrote:
i could probably spew hours of stuff about crystallization that no one would understand except maybe lil.sis and chill
Crystals have souls
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On December 13 2008 11:45 shavingcream66 wrote:
this thread got pretty derailed
I'm pretty happy with the thread actually. It ended up more funny than it would have been if people had followed the real format.
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United States1865 Posts
On December 13 2008 07:15 Hot_Bid wrote:Show nested quote +Coming is Like El Nino !
El Nino is spanish word for child. Like all things spanish, it is dangerous. It kills people and burn down trees. This child is more than a child. It really isn't child at all. It is a storm. A deadly storm that kills people and burns down trees.
Warm water usually builds up around Australia. But not any more with El Nino. El Nino moves the warm water from Australia to somewhere else, namely to other places. Where are these other places? These are places that also have water, but water that usually not as warm as the warm water El Nino moves to these said other places. These other places are to the east. Of the water.
In Peru, they have many names for many things, one of the things they have names for is for people who go fishing, go fishing to make a living. If we had a word for this kind of people that would be "fisherman". But we don't.
In Peru, they have different names for things that we do in America. They call that kind of people "pescadores". That's Spanish. That's what they speak in Peru. When El Nino comes, these "pescadores" can't catch any fish. El Nino is caused when the peruvian god get angry. They have been angry for millions of years and have made El Nino for millions of years. Many many moons ago, the Peruvians commited human sacrifices to satiate there gods and end the flood that was caused by El Nino. In todays modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions. We are too proud. We will not commit human sacrifices. We refuse to satiate the Peruvian gods. Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning our trees with El Nino.
Instead of satisfying the gods, many of "these" scientists have tried to control El Nino with "science". They put up expensive fish-attracting-buoys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, fighting the power of gods with flashlight batteries! Needless to say, they didn't work and everyone died. --Jeremy Lavine
A culturally defining masterpiece, El Nino is a provocative insight into the racially controversial tempest that derives its potency from its host region. This particular work is a cartographer's dream--it takes the mind on a blissful ride from the waters of Australia elsewhere, namely, other places. Especially touching is the undeniable bond the reader makes with the "pescadores" of Peru, victims of spiteful gods and unable to catch any fish because of El Nino. The reader becomes entrenched with their plight up until the epic carthartic conclusion which has left every expert and critic completely breathless. Lavine's curt, apathetic approach to the final sequence truly encases the spirit of the piece in literary carbonite.
- Review from Uncyclopedia
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Here is some Economics jargon from the second half (supply side) of Intermediate Price Theory class. (notes I made as a tutor):
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1. Analogs
a. Utility Functions-->Production Functions: Q(L,K) generally
b. Indifference Curves-->Isoquants (K and L on the axes)
c. MRS-->MRTS or RTS (marginal rate of technical substitution
d. Expenditure Function-->Cost function (PxX + PyY--> wL + vK)
e. Marshallian Demand--> NO ANALOG in producer theory
f. Hicksian Demand-->Conditional Factor Demands (L* and K*)
g. MUx and MUy-->MPL and MPK (marginal products)
2. New things
a. Returns to Scale
3. Welfare
a. Consumer/Producer surplus/DWL
4. LR vs. SR
a. SR—K is fixed.
5. Cost Functions
a. Remember that C= wL + vK for both SR and LR
b. SR Cost Function—(1) Change Q(L)-->L(Q) (2) Plug L(Q) and K to C
c. LR Cost Function—Find L* and K* (cond. factor) and plug into C
6. Supply Curves
a. SR Competitive—(1) Find MC function (2) MC= P (3) Solve for Q
b. LR Perfect Competition— P=min of AC IS the supply curve.
i. (1) Find AC curve (2) Minimize it (3) Solve for Q, then P
7. Profit Maximization and Derived Demands
a. No Lagrangian. (1) find π function (2) take 2 partials (3) solve for K, L
8. Taxes
a. Solving for effect/graph/incidence of sales tax
i. (1) Pd = Ps + Tax (2) Solve Qd=Qs using substitution
b. Types of Taxes
i. Ad Valorem—Sales Tax
ii. Excise—Per UNIT tax
iii. Lump Sum—Income or other lump-sum tax
Also, if anyone can answer my practice questions, I will be impressed:
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Practice Problems
1. Suppose John consumes apples and bananas. His Utility is given by U=(A*B)^2/3.
a. Find Marshallian Demands for apples and bananas
b. Find Hicksian Demands for apples and bananas
c. Find the Indirect Utility Function
d. Find the optimized Expenditure Function
e. If John has an income of 100 dollars and the price of an apple is $.50 and the price of a banana is $.75, give values for his consumption of apples and oranges, and give values for his total expenditures and Indirect Utility
f. Using the Slutzky Equation, give values for the income effect, substitution effect, and total effect for bananas
2. Now suppose that John from problem 1 faces a banana price change from $.75 to $1.
Graphically decompose the total effect of the price change on bananas into income and substitution effects
Give values for the income effect, substitution effect and the total effect
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On December 13 2008 14:43 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
win.
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Whoring is a hell of an addiction.
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check out the first 2 sentences in the "Oxen of the Sun" chapter in JJoyces "Ulysses"
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The word you're looking for is esoteric.
Strangely enough, the sentence above satisfies the topic of this post.
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Korea (South)922 Posts
try puttin bengay on your balls, it feels fuckin great.
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On December 13 2008 09:12 shinigami wrote:+ Show Spoiler +TheBeyonder says:
You suck and I hate the fuck out of you and i want you out the fuck of this fucking forum you spit sucking slimy sick excuse for rotting zombie flesh that you are and you are too because thats all you fuck is ugly rotting smell of death zombie flesh from every bad horror flick ever produced your wretch winch witch hosebag mother was a fucking corpse anyway even from the very begginning when she was born out of a rank and dirty green diseased piss filled test tube she is ill with countless sexual diseases because she got them from makin it with the garbage trash that you and your sleazy worthless kind do it with and you live like a slob too you dont even flush your hideous toilet or use deodorant so you smell like the crack of a bums ass the kind your sister licks with her lizard like forked toungue at lunchtime to get her nourishment at least when she isnt near a dirty smell scummy toilet where she can lick and chew and gnaw with her yellow rotting teeth on the lumps of toilet paper that are filled with vast quantities hard peanutty lumps of poop and thats what makes up her draino caustic ridden chemically imbalanced brain too cause she is stupid and drives a really shitty car the kind that they would use in maacco commercials but its even worse than that cause they wouldnt even consider using it in their commercial cause it was too ugly and stinky so she fucked the director for nothing and ate his shit because she liked it and had to have it fill her repugnant slut mouth right up to and even beyond the bitches brim just like your ganglean yak anus loving dick does at the end of a long night when you come home from the starCaliber bars because you couldnt get some shit eater like yourself to piss on you so you have to have her do it and she doesnt even do it well either because she is more used to pissing on herself which is fine since she was bread that way to begin to be a piss drinking whore of the world more than likely even though she gets more than enough practice from all her white trash scummy trailer park and gutter whore friends that are always tweeking and shooting up diareaha from leaking rotting corpses cause their lives are so god damned miserable and meaningless cause they work at mac donalds eating the stuff from the grease traps and licking the floor clean in search of pubic hairs to add to heir collections that they have stuffed between their teeth they should have their faces mashed against the hot grill and their genitals cut off made into french fries and deep fried in boiling oil but thats too good for them they should be made to slave for ronald mac donald for their entire fucking lives they gleefully chew and suck on that queer ronalds ding a ling all all the ding dong day long for free cause they love him and because he is a nazi with masculine black reflective jack boots to shove up their bitch asses ronald boy grinds their heads into tiny piles of ashes he laughs at them and makes their lives a living hot breathing hell hell where they belong alongside you getting your butt reamed by the devils hot boiling tongue and you will love it too cause you are a chump and demons from all over know that your sisters give it away for free this is why they let them live so that I can kill them with my fucking bare hands squeeze their guts out of their stinky rancid cunts that scientists dont even know how to describe cause its so god damn gross and smelly everyone within a hundred miles or kilometers or whatever pukes all over the place these are good innocent people and your family and you are making them puke i should kill you pump fifty million billion trillion hot screaming rusty bullets into your face and body there arent enough bullets in the entire world for you and your poor excuse for a family they would have to have the factories make them day and night forever and ever i will shoot you until my gun melts dripping hot metal on your fucking piece of shit you call a body girls laugh at you when you go to the beach you have no right to even be seen near water at all cause you surely dont bathe in it do you fucker head with that matted uncut dirty seaweed you call hair you are to cheap to even go to supercuts they wouldnt let you in anyway they will scream and run away from you but i wont i will shove handgrenades up your filthy butthole but i sure wont forget to wear rubber gloves as thick as plywood and a gas mask too cause you fart all the time you stink and kids make fun of you and make you feel like an idiot for doing so but you cant help it cause your sick demonic sucking family dinner ritual begins when your mother farts in your dads face while he jacks off on top of your dinner you enjoy watching his anus open gaping wide while your mother sticks her tongue into it and sucks out all that ancient shit that wont come out naturally cause hes so constipated all the time cause he sits all day at home cause no one will hire him because he looks like a retard and snot is always running out of his nose onto the floor by the gallon and you bottle it up in a thermos so you can drink it when you are on the street bumming money and no one gives it to you but you give it to them all the way down your throat too and they laugh at you and hit you and beat you and ram steel girders attached to funny cars into your measly little balls that you make little girls suck but they throw up i hate you and i havent even begun yet cause theres so many things fucked up about you so why cant you just realize that you have no need to even be a part of this galaxy or dimension you arent even fit to be an alien on star trek mr spock would kill you on sight he is too smart to let you get away with living and annoying people day and night you have annoyed everyone on the planet ten times over they see you coming and get sick to their stomachs i should call up the air force and have them blow up an atomic bomb in your face and video tape it so everyone can enjoy watching you get fried on the big screen and we will humiliate you and your highly inbred family by tieing them up naked behind a speeding jet car and dragging them all over the salt flats after weve covered it with nails and broken glass and hot lava you suck shit i hate you and there arent enough words in the dictionary to describe it so i will say it over and over and brainwash you into killing yourself you piece of turd what the hellwhy dont you get the fuck out of this city what are you doing listening this it just proves what a simple cocksucker shithead you are get out or fucking kill yourself or are you too god damn fucking chicken you are arent you you fucking worthless slob i hate you you are ugly get off of my sidewalk why should i have to put up with you just because you pretend to live here bullshit you are nothing but bullshit you make me sick of all that you and your kind do you are taking up my space man and i dont like it not at all damn you go burn your house down and go to jail and get buttfucked like you should because you are such a god damn fuckwadded fagacite i should just kill you myself but that would be much to easy your family can eat your anus but i wont you stink of swamp shit and i dont have anything to do with swamp shit but you do because you are and thats why i am telling you this because im tired of wasting my time looking for ways to annihilate you off the god damn face of this fucking planet its being taken over by scum suck fuckers and you are one and i am gonna send you a letter bomb filled with nails and other such horribly devastating objects to rip your ugly face completely and totally off the same face that i have to look at everywhere i go im pissed and i want you fucking out of here even if i have to call in jets to do it carrying bombs and missiles and butt piercing bullets that will rip your fucking ass off so you will quit stuffing things up it that dont belong to you go die you are a piece of dung that isnt worth coming out of a mad cows hairy hemorrhoidal ass i wanna cut your fucking prick off and feed it to your kids in the poor district shit head you are brainless and you dont even know how to tie your shoes because if you did you wouldnt trip so much would you asshole breath when was the last time you thought of killing yourself its been a long time probably so why dont you go do it tonight so i can get some sleep im tired of you waking me up you bastard i will burn your house down i will paint your fucking life black i want to ruin your donkey dick shit swallowing cow cunt sucking life and warp the minds of your poor pathetic dirty children so that they will grow up to be deranged and fuck themselves with broken glass and roam the streets to get hit by cars i will turn them against you you commie pinko cheadar headed buttfucker go sell some of your drugs to your mom so she can overdose and die then you can fuck her like you do your dogs cats and babies you live in hopes that you will become rich or some shit like that you wont so fuck you you cant cause you cant do anything good at all except nothing you can do nothing real good because you are nothing god damn it you are a piece of the ugliest stinkly asshole of your ever so worthless parents your mother is a whore and fucks bums and sucks their dicks and swallows their alcoholic cum cause she cant get enough you let her tongue your asshole and then you shit in her mouth and she spreads it on your dick and sucks it off cause she will suck any strange diseased penis for nothing because she has to have it in her mouth and your dirty pathetic children are the same way you love to rape your little kids tight pussies because they scream and its the only way you can get off when you dont have some ugly fat slobs stinky mildew cunt in your mouth right get the fuck out of here i am going to rip you into pieces and cram them down the sewer so the rats can eat you and shit you out of their anuses because you are a rats ass and rats shit and its what you deserve today right now you lazy fuck go die git leave and go stick your fat head on a railroad track so it can get squashed or i will nail you to the front of a semi truck and drive it over a fucking cliff you son of a bitch you cant comprehend that cause you are too brainless so just fill your house with gas and light a match you cant even do that you are so worthless i cant trade you for dirt you cant do anything but take up space you are a vegetable that rots in sewage and slime you eat bugs and brush your teeth with piss and defecate on the floor and sleep in it because you love shit and you eat shit you are shit i hate you you completely suck im not through yet you deserve all that you can get today now and surely not tomorrow because of the flat worm that you are slime sucking pus filled bag of cartilage is what your head is made out of because you sure dont have any brains they have been buttfucked out of your skull by the dick hungry aliens that spewed forth from your mamas pussy coming from sucking down all that rancid sticky sperm from fat sweaty drunk and dirty diseased bums that live in your house you attract flies and you should be poisoned in your sleep by somebody with lots of money to give to me for killing your gross asshole with dynamite up your bug infested butthole you are gross and you eat and lick the insides of porta potties after they have been abandoned in the desert for years in the hot sun and you live in them too and thats why you have no reason to exist at all leave this planet you dont even speak and cohearent language you are dumb and nothing comes out of your mouth but sludge except cum from your dads herpe ridden dick that is so small it is too small a meal for even a tiny little ant you have every sickness in the world you contaminated sloth fuck you to death with an i beam you need to be raped and beaten within an inch of your life you shit faced asshole pig fucker you fuck pigs cause you are one you are to stupid to know the difference between animal cunt and your own you suck on bricks to pass the time you need to be taken to a junkyard and cut with rusty metal and then have a corroded drive shaft rammed up your ass by an entire pro football team you drunk worthless stinky sheep fucker get out of my face you are utterly ugly and disgusting in unimaginable vast quatities of ways and means you make me sick take your god damn dog with you too your dog is so stupid you make him eat the shit out of your asshole cause he is too dumb to know how to eat dog biscuits he is a mangy mutt that should be put to sleep but they wont waste perfectly good poison on him he should be run over by a truck laden with the heaviest of steel and concrete so as to squash him into a pancake that no one will recognize except of course your whore of a mother who will scrape it off with her teeth and take it to your messy dirty house to be cooked for dinner so your dad can get the energy up to fuck your sisters while listening to you moan and groan as i stick needles into your eyes you dont need to see cause no one wants to see you you suck and you live in a man hole but you arent a man you are a worthless pile of shit carrying diseases and you love it i will burn you with a piece of molten sun go die i hate you leave this planet you are hated and loathed in every corner of the world even the penguins at the south pole hate you and want to kill you they wait day and night for you to step foot on their continent they will freeze you in a block of ice for an eternity if they even see you and i would drag you there naked over a dirt road but there is such a long line of people waiting to destroy you and your entire buttfucking excuse for a family they will just lynch all of you and rip their guts out and let them run into the street why dont you just save them the trouble and run into the street right now so as the cars can run you down into the dirt where you belong you are dirt you eat dirt that has poop in it you suck on exhaust pipes in your spare time you haven't the luck to do it long enough to kill yourself climb into my engine compartment so my cars fan can get a chance to cut your skankly green dick off so you cant reproduce and make this world even more unbearable for everyone else go eat dead bodies they are your only source of fucking food cause food wilts spoils and dies when around your rancid filthy body god hates you too you make my grass die when you walk down the street i should call the fucking cops they will arrest you for every crime in the book and you wont be able to run in that silly ass way that you do cause the cops will have helicopters and drop napalm on you it is worth losing a whole block if they can get you the cops have a picture of your ugly pus covered face in every car they own even the cops on tv have orders to shoot you full of holes on sight you cant hide you never learned how to hide you are too stupid to grasp the idea of hide and seek the kids never played with you in school because you dressed like a fucking slob hippy fuck from some worthless past decade they kicked you and teased you and made you suck their cocks even the school nurse filled hypos with acid and shot up your eyeballs as the teachers watched and laughed at you cause you were fucking dumb they tried to teach you but they couldnt you always had shit in your mouth so they couldnt understand you fucking rotting widerbeast cock eater i will smash your fucking face in with a crescent wrench the biggest and heaviest that they make and then stick your brain in a blender and feed it to fat people at jenny craigs and watch them puke cause your little brain isnt worth anything as food much less as garbage it is garbage but the garbage men will ignore it and pretend it isnt there when i put i out they wont take it cause it will ruin their truck those trucks cost alot of money and you owe everyone enough as it is you humongous scumpot buffalo anus chewing blister headed roach faced whore slime fuck get the fuck out of here i will run you out of town myself and i wont need marshall dillon to do it because you never heard of him because your tv sucks and gets shitty reception cause you are too stupid to attach an antennae to it they wouldnt even sell you one at the tv store cause you were to cheap to buy basic cable and you stunk so bad and had so many flies around you laying eggs in your hair you are a maggot nursery you scared off all the customers everything about you is totally sick your measly life is pathetic you suck and your whole family sucks go kill your self with a god damn chainsaw i will cut down the biggest tree in the world and let it fall on you and squash you into the fucking dirt you are fertilizer that plants and bugs dont even eat you are truly non scrumptious to even the lowest of all life forms if rocks were alive they wouldnt touch you either nothing on this great planet will touch you at least it was great until you came along my job is to basicly eradicate disintegrate and annihilate you into total nothingness not even a trace of you has to be here or it will grow into another one of you and thats all this world needs is another bad sci fi horror show but i wont mind cause i will get to destroy you all over again yes and i will too so lets get fucking started shall we i wont show you any mercy cause you dont deserve any not even from god he is waiting also to kill the shit out of you he hates you he didnt even make you to begin with that was someone that broke into his house when he was out creating another universe cause you have ruined this one with your presence you are trash and you have ruined this whole universe and now we have to make spaceships to get the fuck out of here but we wont have to if you destroy yourself now do it scum or i will cave in your chest with a dozen industrial strength acme buggs bunny pneumatic jackhammers and rip out your insides and sell it to alpo for dog food but they will laugh and slam the door cause you are poison and filth and you have bad taste all one has to do is look ever so slightly into your trashy condemned piece of shit house and they will scream and run away your bed is full of bugs and lice and you sleep with bums from third world countries so you can ram their dirty cocks into your gaping sewer of a cunt the subway is cleaner than you are you are fucking fucked up man go to the cemetery and dig yourself a grave and i will throw your ass in and bury you alive and encase the whole area in super quick dry concrete to make sure you stay there then i will go to your house and i will microwave all your stinky smelly mangy pets and watch and laugh as they explode and cover the kitchen walls with blood i will piss gleefully all over your photographs of your ridiculous family cause they are mangy like the exploded dogs and cats you fuck in your bedroom i have to torch it all down to the ground to make it safe to live for other people that are unfortunate enough to live near you or even remotely pass through the area in sheer pain and agony you give them all nightmares you are so hideous and disgusting i will sell grenade launchers to your neighbors so they can so they can murder your brothers and sisters and anyone else who has anything to do with you whatsoever in the slightest tiniest bit at all ever i totally hate you dude or should i say dud that would certainly be more like it wouldnt it but you cant answer me because i have crammed poisonous lizards into your face and mouth you suck and are a lowlife and you and i but mostly i have the need to have every kind of pain known to man and unman and super man ultra man spider man cool man and the man inflicted upon you you need to suffer all the time everywhere everyday no matter which vacation spot you try to run away to i will find you i will punch your titties into your spine and paralyze you and drop you into a gigantic pool of hungry young maggots and carpet beetles but you deserve more than that cause you deserve nothing at all people never listen to you and ignore you because they are sick of the sound of your voice and i am too and i will run a sears roto tiller over your head over and over and take pictures of it and pass them around your school with pictures of both of your parents sucking and fucking giant prehistoric sloth beasts your dick looks like a dog dick only worse cause that would be offensive to all dogs everywhere and your cunt looks like a rotted hole in the side of a ten day old battlefield corpse i would put you on a space ship and blast you off to another galaxy but it will come back because the aliens will have nothing to do at all with you you arent even considered by them to be even the lowest of all life forms you are so fucking useless your destiny is to rot in your own mind and go crazy and torture yourself for an eternity with oh so brief periods of normalness so you can forget the torture you have suffered only to have it happen again a howitzer a blender chopping away at your genitals i will be at the controls and i will waste your family and spouse in front of you and have them raped into nothingness by alien beings from other planets and i will sell tickets and make a fortune so i can live in splendor you disgusting poor excuse for matter that you are i hate you completely and totally i kill you in my sleep and when i am awake and so did everyone else that ever lived ever since the beginning of all time known and unknown even the animals and plants hate you they would like to see you live in the streets and set on fire on a daily basis you bastard fuckhole starCaliber nazi piece of trash bitch fucker and sucker of all that is repugnant and surely not to forget as well all that is sickly and gross and disgustingly corroded with puke from a thousand drunken junkie slimeballs that live in bowling alleys to die a thousand million deaths isnt even enough for you either and your whore of a girlfriend that needs to have her head converted into a trash can for toxic waste that is all she is good for besides a lousy fuck you would have thought she couldnt fuck anything any more cause she fucks anything that moves including things that dont move like rocks and hammers and broken wine bottles but it doesnt have to be a wine bottle or even a broken bottle but she has had so many thousands of regular bottles up there she has gotten to the point where only broken wine bottles will fuck her she is a fucking slut mangy fat whoring bitch and soon even the broken wine bottles will have nothing to do with her then she will have to go back to rocks and when that peters out she will have you because trash fucks trash and begets even more trash that you screw also even though it is incest you bastarding whoring fucking shitty junk heap of unwanted broken plates with stupid brainless designs on them nobody wants likes or needs you go kill your head with a blast of ddt you are lower than the lowly hairy dangling dick of a sewer roach scummy gross idiot you are trash i will kick your god damn fuck ass all the way down the street i will sick rabid dogs on your butt you are so moldy they would rather die than bite you so why dont you just bite yourself i will even sharpen your teeth though you have none they rotted out of your skull a long time ago or should i say that your dentist felt sorry for them being trapped in that crummy head of yours that he yanked them out just before committing suicide because he could not believe that he even got close to your horrible ugly smelly mouth just to save some teeth but thats his job to save teeth and my job is to knock teeth in and we will start with you because you are first in someones mind when they think about whose teeth they would like to knock in with a steel bar covered with many countless unbelievably sharp edges so sharp that it doesnt even have to get near something to cut it completely and absolutely totally off the entire fucking face of the planet where no one can find it again not even god and he wont even bother cause i have told you he hates you and wants you to cease to exist he hates your furniture and your house it looks like every broken down ugly abandoned crack house combined even all the ones that the cops shut down and they are shutting them down because they are looking for you mother fucker and its only a matter of time before they find you and bring you to me so i can torment you and make you eat your dads testicles and lick the hot asphalt streets covered with oil and rocks and animal carcasses you will keep listening because what i say is the holy truth and fact and even scientists from everywhere say that yes you need to die and the sooner the better you sack of shit with dead smelly fish in it i will go into the future and bring back the biggest most modern and destructive gun ever in the universe and jam your head down inside the barrel with my foot and just before you suffocate i will pull the trigger and the whole planet will cheer and they will make me king of earth and i will have all the pussy i want you asshole you will die and i will be thanked daily for the rest of time come on in i am ready i will kick your ass i will write about destroying you and it will be a best seller everyone wants to stick an axe in your chest and twist it they will look deep into your eyes and laugh until their sides split you are a walking comedy you are a hundred bad drivers you are so dumb stupid and pathetic you dont even know how to play candyland and even if you had candyland the company who makes it would find out cause all of a sudden all the other candyland games would stink when children opened them up and the company would take it back from you and slap you in the fucking face for even thinking that they made the game for you to even know about much less play it and all those poor kids with stinky candyland games that they got for christmas you have ruined christmas for them and santa clause will make a special trip from the north pole to fucking kill you and make you suck the caca out of his reindeers asses then he will call christ and he will fucking nail you to a cross and tell his dad to strike you with lightning every hour on the hour and call down vultures to eat away at your eyeballs you will die and i will be first in line to watch i will piss and defecate on your grave i will kick over your headstone and carve giant swastikas on it and spray paint your address on every wall and flat surface in the world so people can go to your house any time they want day or night and abuse you and torture and maim and burn and squash your little pecker and shove it in to your fucking mouth so you can choke on it and barf yourself inside out so i can pour salt on your insides and take a cheese grater to your balls you damn dirty dick licking dirt clod you slovenly dimwitted shitheaded shitkicker go suck a horses dick i will ravage your family with fire and bombs i will destroy your lives you are all fucking shitty and insignificant and have no use being you fucking sucking shithole fag licker of street gutters your mom lives in the gutter i will crush her damn head cause your brain is made by purina cause you have such a dog face from sticking your nose in poodle butts you bastard slime let me fucking rip you in half and drag you across the desert i want to drown you in my toilet and flush you down the pipes to the sewage treatment plant where you will probably fuck up the machines and nobody will be able to use their toilets anymore so they will have to tie you up and shit in your mouth you will get so constipated and we will shove a cork in your ass to make you explode all over the walls and we will make your children clean it up with their hair it is so matted and rotted anyway who will know the difference i will know the difference i can spot you and your kind from far far away even from another planet even if i was blind and on another planet you cannot hide anywhere and no one will let you anyway you are trapped there is no way out you will see my bullets coming towards you in slow motion yet you will not be able to escape and parts of your body will be shredded one by one and you will scream scream scream in such terrible agony i cant even begin to describe it without using up all time in the world but if you wake up my neighbors i will kick your fucking lame chicken ass in so just remember that when you wake up and find that your legs have been cut off and you feel like screaming you dumb slobbering idiot go suck an egg i fucking hate you to death you damn dirty urinal licker when are you going to put a shotgun in your disgusting mouth fucker head i will destroy you i will disintegrate you into a pile of ashes and dump you into an ashtray so everyone can stick their cigarettes out on your miserable ass you dirty bastard you will be hung and beaten with rusty iron chains the heaviest that they make then you will be staked out in the desert to dehydrate and decompose in the hot sun your eyes will boil away what the hell is going on here why are you even on this planet why do you exist at all you septic tank sucker i will tell you you mother fucker you exist so as i can torment you and spit on you and tell you how much you fucking suck you bastard you are so fucking ugly when you walk down the street people scream and run to the bomb shelters and get flame throwers to burn you to cinders you are their entertainment i will ruin you to the utmost of my endlessly praised and admired ability when it comes to the subject of your destruction and who is to do it my ability far exceeds the limits of your measly mealy little raoch nipple brain so i will have to show you i will give a sample to your head i will demonstrate my powers of annihilation on the members of your family i will make their lives a living three dimensional hell and i am not talkin walt disney either i will starve them and urinate and defecate on their crushed and mangled bodies and i will have the time of my life smashing you out of existence it will give me the utmost pleasure and people will think of me forever after as a living god for ridding the universe of your entity when people eat a hero sandwich they will think of me because i am the one living being that will stop at absolutely nothing to eradicate you into total anti matter and that is all that matters to me and everyone else they hate you i hate you the gods even hate you especially zeus he is just aching to pump countless bolts of lightning into your fanny he will bring back to life every roman gladiator and they will slaughter you one by one over and over again yes it will be a glorious undertaking the klingons will have their turn too and so will everyone else that has ever lived in fiction or nonfiction they will all pay me huge and ludicrous sums of money to get a chance to destroy you and i will have a penthouse and women and you name it mother fucker i will tear you and punch holes in your tongue with an awl ya baby i am just getting started so you will read and read on cause this is about you and all for you my knives are for you my guns are for you my bombs missiles grenades landmines every tool of destruction known to man is at my disposal it was all donated to me with a hand shake and a smile once they knew what i needed them for your time has come it is your end bayba hallelujah praise all the gods of war and destruction your dead mutha fuckah i will kill yer ass an dats garunteeed i have all the heavy weight muthas on my side we are talkin god and jesus and allah and zeus and apollo and adolf hitler and lizzy borden and charles manson and abe lincoln and bozo and ready kilowatt and sugar bear and the whole crew from the honey comb hide out and gi joe not those little ones either were talking bout scarface gi joe and evel knievel and ghengis cahn and captain kirk and godzilla and general destructo and spider man and the entire planet of the apes and charles bronson and mike tyson and secret sauce agent and william shakespeare and jabber jaw and madonna and fucking everyone man you are dead meat we will kill your ass you are fucked forever you cant deny your destiny i will see to that you big fat slob of a cock eater you i hate you to no ends to infinity even past infinity so fuck you i will light you on fire and dowse you with fucking gasoline and other such highly flammable liquids shit head i ache to fry you and boil you in tar i have all kinds of nifty things in store for you mutha let the lord be praised for giving me such powers of complete and total carnage and i even have his permission to do with you anything i want he has washed his hands of you and left you to me for whatever and i will too you walking talking bag of used cat litter you fucking whore you will take anything up your pussy your cunt is a fucking vacuum cleaner that only sucks up things that are dirty and rusted and covered with mold and puke you suck on popsicles made from frozen diarrhea you never eat anything else but fecal matter except maybe maggots and some other shit like that shit you know what the fuck i mean your the one that does it not i you fuckin cocksucker do you understand now why i hate you of course not you are too fucking retarded you are a nitwit a dufus and a simple and complete moron i will grind you against the roughest and harshest substances known to exist and i will put them on my black and decker belt sander and run it back and forth across your body but lets start with your ugly face so i wont have to look at it while i finish the job and this job pays well too even though i would gladly do it for free the thought of actually receiving truck loads of moola for doing something that i enjoy as much and even more than anything else makes me do it with that much bigger a smile on my face and even more warmth in my heart and laughter laughter laughter it is hilarious to watch you in such pain and to know that i am the sole perpetrator of your torture and punishment you were mistakenly brought into this world now you must you will and you are right now even as i speak and shove this skewer up your filthy ass suffering the consequences of your actions that were of course made by no thought of your own but i dont care do you hear me i dont fucking fucking care you are dead and thats all that matters and thats all that you even need think about cause thats all that your tiny mind can handle just you leave the how and why and what to me i will do a good job blowing you away you have the best turning you into the dirt that you are cause i hate you and i want you dead to all the universe and everything in it no one will ever find your remains they will be spread all over the galaxy it will take a five year mission an ten thousand dr whos to find you but they wont find you and do you want to know why ha ha ha ha ho ho he he ha because thats why because they fucking dont care either and they never ever will ever thats why you dick head they hate you i told you you idiot everyone hates you everyone is on my side you havent got a prayer not even a chance in millions you have no hope of escaping they are all waiting everything that is nasty and painful awaits you patiently cause every possible combination of torture and torment will be inflicted upon you we have the biggest super computers in the world working day and night coming up with new and interesting ways of fucking with you physically and mentally as well with others we might have overlooked you just name it sooner or later it will happen to you it is all heading in your direction it has one and only one target in mind and that is of course you who the fuck else you dummy what did you think that there was someone else do you think i would go through all this trouble for someone else ha ha bullshit you are so fucked and hated that there is only one of you to destroy it would be nice if we had exact copies of you to kill along with yourself but unfortunately we dont but we do have the immediate members of your family on ice so that when we are finished with you we can have a big party and start up on them yes sir it will be a blast what me and my cronies will do to them will turn your stomach but then again maybe it wont cause we will just do to them what we did to you we might change the order a bit for variety but so what who cares where you are concerned no one does thats who you are a bad fuck kill yourself and save us the trouble you will try that and it wont work cause you were meant to be destroyed by me and me alone and if i want others to join in on the fun who hate you too thats my god damn business so fuck off you big fuckin weenie i will roast you and feed you too baseball fans but they will take just one bite and go running to the john to throw up and shit all kinds of diaherrea out of their asses and you will be there to catch it too with your mouth wide open begging and pleading for more caca to be heaved in your direction and will it ever be heaved in your direction we are talking about dump trucks and forklifts and bulldozers and every other kind of heavy machinery available to man yes their wheels will roll over you relentlessly crushing and mangling your body so your own mother wont recognize it but all she will have to do is look at that filthy butthole of yours and she will recognize you immediately cause she has spent so much time with her tongue up there how many times a day does she scratch and claw at your pants to get you to give her an opportunity to reach way up your butthole and grab hold of mounds of hot shit that she can spread all over her naked body and then lay outside in the hot sun and bask in the stink and masturbate with dead rattlesnakes i will tell you how many times none thats how many because all she has to do is ask and you gladly have her do it and teach your sisters to do it and your dad cause you and your whole family are fucking sick they need to be put away they need to be taken to a field and bombed by lowflying aircraft from every nation in the world we will test nerve gas on your family we will shoot you up with gallons of toxic drugs and watch and laugh as you peel off your skin and eat it yes why dont you just consume yourself that will be easy enough we will cook one of your arms over an open fire and let you eat it then we will do the same to your other arm and your legs and when thats all done and you are nothing but an even more useless torso we will just shoot you and use you as shark bate mother fucker full of shit that you are i will kick your ass i will fuckin kill you man you god damn homo fucking ass sucking living rot i hate you i will tar and feather and burn you pump a thousand pounds of compressed air into you until you fucking explode dont you realize dont you fucking get it i know your dumb and stupid and you are a moron and that is why i am drilling it into your head this is my job we have already covered that the only thing you need do is just listen to me listen to me because i am right listen to me because you have no mind of your own listen to me because you are searching for destruction but you dont have to search i am more than willing to bring it to your front door you asshole i am your armageddon man i am dominos pizza guaranteed fresh hot free delivery to you the one i hate what more can you ask for than to have the same service delivered to your crazy fucked up and smelly loved ones but you dont need to ask this is just what i am talking about you are so dumb this is a fucking package deal not only do we wipe you out but we wipe everyone out that has anything to do with you we have a list and we are checking it twice we will decide who will get slaughtered and fried mutha fuckah jam jam jam on it you will die thats all there is to it theres no tell in which one of us will do it so get this shit head yer fukin history baby go get the fuck out of here you are a scum and suck fuck off eat shit go jump on the slow boat to china and when you do get to china we will be right there to blow your fucking head to smithereens got it you bastard you piece of turd you amount to nothing not one iota ziltcho zero nada the big circle we will sell your children to satanists to use in their rituals we will make tapes of it so that the torture of your children can be seen and enjoyed by millions on the geraldo show your annihilation will be the hippest and most popular saturday morning entertainment for all the kids who you went to school with especially the neilsons who teased you and hit you and beat on you and called you names and who hated you and made you eat their shit and suck their dicks they will all watch you fry and take part in call in surveys of what to do to you next it will be fun it will be a fun family entertainment extravaganza for us all and not only on a sunday morning either but on every day of the week like morton downey jr like the six o clock news like reruns and wheel of fortune pat sajak will crucify you on the wheel himself and spin it and vanna white will menstruate all over your spinning body you will get so sick from spinning that you will puke in one long gigantic barf that will leave you completely hollow and your organs and guts will be all over the set and we will stomp on them and mash them with our feet and then feed it to snails also of course long sharp burning white hot shards of tempered glass will be dropped on you from the top of a skyscraper while you are chained to the street so cars carrying gleefully stoked to the max passengers can play havoc with your ugly deformed zitty pestilent stinky rancid moldy body you trashy bottle fucking masturbating necrophilic your torture will give all of us who hate your miserable ass such a rip roaring good time budwieser will be drunk dry and then after we are drunk we will drive dozens of large older and incredibly heavy and cheap automobiles recklessly into your home your mother and father will cover the bottom of our vehicles your kids will eat the glass of our headlights and your girlfriend your girl friend will be train fucked and i mean we will tie her down and literally drive a roaring mile long amtrak up her gaping hole what you have the nerve to call her pussy we will be on a cunt hunt when we find the cunt we will shoot her and cut her fucking head off and stuff it in a trash bin behind a seven eleven where it will rot and decay into a mound of dust and all the poor decayed maggots who died thinking they had found a meal but they found poison instead you bastard how dare you bring that on poor innocent maggots fuck you you will pay you bastard you will pay with your services as a being to be hated and destroyed fucking fuck you fuck fuck you and fuck you to death fucking die die die die die i hate hate hate you i hate all of you come to me i will crush you into and right through the pavement i will beat you with my fists until nothing is left not even the tiniest morsel of your being will escape me i will pound you into the dirt until the earth splits in half i will torment you till the sun is reduced to a single ice cube wandering around the universe aimlessly in search of a freezer i will take you out to space and toss you into a fucking black hole let carl sagan deal with your pitiful shit i wont have it any more do you fucking understand me you slovenly wretch of a human being but you arent a human you are a cheap imitation a poorly informed imposter your are dead meat and youre mine mine to destroy mine to obliterate mine to throw into the depths of the deepest hottest inferno yah mutha you are mine and i am lovin it you dont know just how bitchin it is to have your very own torture toy it is great and thats all you need to know cause i will tell you what ever the fuck i want to if i want to tell you to bite your tongue in half or i will mash your balls in a vise hey thats my business not yours so fuck off and do what i tell you and without delay either cause if you postpone any of my enjoyment by god forbid procrastinating i will beat the shit out of you and cut your little sisters titties off got that clown idiot jerko you better because i am not laughing mother fucker i hate you and i always will hate you forever and ever and we are not talking just until the cows come home or until hell freezes over or when the fat lady sings we are talking forever man you suck and stink and smell and i will kill you you are a worthless piece of trash the worst thing ever to happen to gods universe and you are dead meat all of us feel the same way and we wont rest because fucking with you is how we get our jollies and our jollies are very important to us you bastard go die i hate you now you fuck go back to the beginning of this story the best story that has ever been written or ever will be fuck the bible as it has nothing on this fine piece of work and start all over again or i will kill the shit out of you i didnt think you would obey me thats why i love to fuck with you because you are a never ending inspiration you piss me off so much all the time i always have energy to kill and maim you i have endless credit with the swiss banks and all the worlds defense departments to get as many weapons as i need want or could ever ask for to obliterate your poor pathetic weenie into dust space dust because thats where i would have to put it deep into space so deep.
that was beautiful.
pure art
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PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
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Intelligence shouldn't be measured by the length of words or form of prose.
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Uhh, I know the tax law inside and out... what meaningless knowledge
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you don't sound smart... you just are or are not. If you just want to sound smart they'd know you're a flake eventually.
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Im d on iccup which means i last long.
Only the smartest people understand this ^^
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thedeadhaji
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the smartest thing to say about your intelligence is to not say anything about it.
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I could spit out some line from some book I read, but that isn't me saying something smart, that is me remembering something smart somebody else said.
I mean, I guess I know some technical jargon from a few years studying to be a CM, but that isn't smart so much as efficient. Idk.
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Because of the quadrupole-moment of the Nitrogen-14 nucleus, there is no spin-spin-coupling visible in NMR-spectra, unless the electric field vector is almost zero. This does not account for Nitrogen-15 nuclei, whrere the quadrupole-moment is zero, which is the reason why Nitrongen-NMR-spectra are mostly done with the 15-N-istope.
:p
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Sydney2287 Posts
"spin-spin-coupling" hahaha
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
The transitive property says:
Whenever A > B, and B > C, then A > C as well.
Put into examples:
Pokju > Nada, and Nada > Savior, therefore Pokju > Savior.
Therefore, we see that because Bisu > Pokju, then Bisu > Savior by transitive property.
Tada. Mathematics never fails.
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speaking of pokju havent seen the guy after he got proxy gated in his main in clear view by bisu haha
Must have crushed his heart
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the subconscious responds to complex stimuli with far more clarity than you may think, an emotional response factory for consciousness. ego-slaves can be set free by learning the enormous difference between reality and the human quale. being human is a lot more important than anything else
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Different academic disciplines and even groups (like people who play SC) generate their own meanings for words over time for the sake of streamlining communication...I mean...it's not really all that different from how language develops into colloquialisms and slang dependent on region, culture/sub-culture, what have you, no?
That's speculation.
Academic disciplines just tend to throw around really big complicated sounding words where even a learned person in the major would not necessarily immediately understand...the writer would have to specify his own unique use of language and all that. lol...academic writing can get to be so convoluted and shit...T_T
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I`m D on iccup, but the truth is I`m around B - B+ if I really tried
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On December 13 2008 08:26 boesthius wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 06:40 IntoTheWow wrote:
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway Shut up when I'm talking to you. + Show Spoiler +
shut up when you're talking to me
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On December 13 2008 06:10 0xDEADBEEF wrote:
The more cheese, the more holes. The more Holes in the cheese, the less cheese. Thus: The more cheese, the less cheese.
i feel that i have never truly lived because i have never eaten cheese with holes it it.
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is awesome32274 Posts
On December 13 2008 09:08 LightRailCoyote wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 08:26 boesthius wrote:On December 13 2008 06:40 IntoTheWow wrote:
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway Shut up when I'm talking to you. + Show Spoiler + Everything you say to me + Show Spoiler +Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
+ Show Spoiler +I need a little room to breathe
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United States11637 Posts
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How bout this. Linkin Park is fucking gay.
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United States42598 Posts
On December 14 2008 10:53 SpiralArchitect wrote:
How bout this. Linkin Park is fucking gay.
On October 21 2008 03:47 Kennigit wrote:
4 things i do regularly
1) Slip Linkin Park lyrics into regular conversations to troll ppl.
2) Make L_0o0_L faces
3) say a variation of Manner - manner yo, bm, etc
4) refer to things as zerg rushed kekekekeke.
I can understand why someone might get tweaked by it but In the end it doesn't even matter
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On December 13 2008 16:51 Motiva wrote:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
hickory dickory dock
my balls fell out of my jock
i lay them to rest
on some hooker's chest
and pummeled her face with my cock
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There once was a genie with an eleven foot weenie.
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake.
Now it's only 3 foot 4
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My calculus professor always says "nothing more" and "merely" like he's the fucking jesus of math. I want to kick that guy in the dick.
ProfessorD-Bag:The antireversaljuxtaposedintegral of the Stoke's theorem is obviously nothing more than Green's theorem which is merely the fourteenth derivative of the divergence theorem.
Me: fuck you.
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"Descende, Audax viator, et terrestre centrum attinges"
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On December 14 2008 12:34 vAltyR wrote:
01010011011101000110111101110000001000000111000001101111011010110110100101101110011
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Stop poking me!!
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On December 14 2008 12:55 prOxi.swAMi wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2008 12:34 vAltyR wrote:
01010011011101000110111101110000001000000111000001101111011010110110100101101110011
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Stop poking me!!
Now try this:
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00010000000110110010000100010000000110110001110010010000000110110010001010010000000
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"Well, you just use your brain, do you agree?"
my physics teacher answering a student's question on how to do a problem...
he's the reason i'm not taking physics in uni (well not really)
but he's really really smart, so i'll have to go with that, because if i say something that a smart person said, then clearly i'm smart.
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On December 13 2008 05:57 ilj.psa wrote:+ Show Spoiler +No known species of reindeer can fly; BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children -- persons under 18 -- in the world; BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run tops 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,000 tons. Traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this air will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft's re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. - OmgIRok
-not shameless self promo-
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On December 14 2008 14:19 OmgIRok wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 05:57 ilj.psa wrote:+ Show Spoiler +No known species of reindeer can fly; BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children -- persons under 18 -- in the world; BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run tops 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,000 tons. Traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this air will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft's re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. - OmgIRok -not shameless self promo-
I heard something like this on Discovery or something once. Santa actually just distributes presents by Chaos theory.
Something like this.
1. Santa gets in sleigh.
2. Santa flies.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
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The Captured Conqueror. Its a pretty easy one, but its the only thing I can think of on short notice.
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On December 14 2008 12:01 iPF[Div] wrote:
My calculus professor always says "nothing more" and "merely" like he's the fucking jesus of math. I want to kick that guy in the dick.
ProfessorD-Bag:The antireversaljuxtaposedintegral of the Stoke's theorem is obviously nothing more than Green's theorem which is merely the fourteenth derivative of the divergence theorem.
Me: fuck you.
Haha, but what he say is true :p
Gauss and stokes are just the obvious extensions of the fundamental theorem of calculus into multiple variables, and in the end they are merely special cases of the generalized Stokes theorem.
Thanks for bringing this up by the way, you just helped me understand stokes generalized theorem since I was ready for it now unlike the last time I saw it! It just says that the integral of a function over any body is the same as the integral over the integral of the function over the bodies edges, so simple, I wonder why I am so stupid that I did not see this before.
On December 14 2008 14:18 JeeJee wrote:
"Well, you just use your brain, do you agree?"
my physics teacher answering a student's question on how to do a problem...
he's the reason i'm not taking physics in uni (well not really)
but he's really really smart, so i'll have to go with that, because if i say something that a smart person said, then clearly i'm smart.
A guy like that would make me like physics even more, then of course I have not needed to ask on how to solve problems so it would just be me laughing with him at the others! And you should be happy that he deterred you from the path of physics since it is not easy, especially if you had some trouble with highschool physics.
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So, Klockan3, how's life lately being too smart? Can you still put up with the sight of mere mortals at your feet?
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On December 15 2008 04:11 Naib wrote:
So, Klockan3, how's life lately being too smart? Can you still put up with the sight of mere mortals at your feet?
Did I hear some buzzing at the perimeter of my ego?
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On December 15 2008 04:01 Klockan3 wrote:Show nested quote +On December 14 2008 14:18 JeeJee wrote:
"Well, you just use your brain, do you agree?"
my physics teacher answering a student's question on how to do a problem...
he's the reason i'm not taking physics in uni (well not really)
but he's really really smart, so i'll have to go with that, because if i say something that a smart person said, then clearly i'm smart. A guy like that would make me like physics even more, then of course I have not needed to ask on how to solve problems so it would just be me laughing with him at the others! And you should be happy that he deterred you from the path of physics since it is not easy, especially if you had some trouble with highschool physics.
*woosh*
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Whenever I ask my AP chemistry teacher, "Can you do number 9?" he'll say, "Yes, I can..."
Then he precedes to ask if anyone else needs help.
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On December 13 2008 05:56 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"ln(e^n) = e^(n-1)"
- Emeraldsparks, Putnam Examination
Hahaha, nicely done. Did you shoot yourself afterwards?
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On December 15 2008 04:49 SirTea wrote:
Whenever I ask my AP chemistry teacher, "Can you do number 9?" he'll say, "Yes, I can..."
Then he precedes to ask if anyone else needs help.
One of my math professors said that learning a lot about fourier analysis is important since if you are out at a bar and some person walks up to you and say:
"You know, I have always wondered why people really use the fourier series, there are other similar series with a lot better convergence patterns, why are we using just the fourier ones?"
Then you need to be able to answer that!
He have also said brilliant stuff like:
"I quite often have people with an unanswered love for mathematics send me letters telling me how they have divided an angle into three equal parts..."
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
-Sir Ernest Rutherford
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On December 15 2008 04:56 Oxygen wrote:Show nested quote +On December 13 2008 05:56 EmeraldSparks wrote:
"ln(e^n) = e^(n-1)"
- Emeraldsparks, Putnam Examination Hahaha, nicely done. Did you shoot yourself afterwards?
"That was easy."
"Yeah, you just have to integrate from e^e n times to e^e n+1 times."
"SEPPEKUUUUUUUU"
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On December 14 2008 13:05 vAltyR wrote:Now try this: + Show Spoiler +0011010100110011001000000011011100110100001000000011011001000110001000000011
01110011000000100000001100100011000000100000001101110011000000100000001101100100011
00010000000110110010000100010000000110110001110010010000000110110010001010010000000
11011000110111001000000011001000110000001000000011011001000100001000000011011000110
101001000000011001000110001001000000011001000110001
enjoy!
+ Show Spoiler +Stop poking me!!
Binary > Hexadecimal > ASCII(text)
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" <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker "
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
print (to_be or not to_be)
- Lua scripting language
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Lua = wow add on makes that the worst thing you can ever say.
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This thread had so much potential but did not deliver at all.
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One of the smartest things you can say:
"No."
I think that's a pretty good one.
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On December 13 2008 16:34 AltaiR_ wrote:
try puttin bengay on your balls, it feels fuckin great.
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"1.21 jigawatts!!!! GREAT SCOTT"
--THE Doc
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On December 13 2008 05:57 ilj.psa wrote:+ Show Spoiler +No known species of reindeer can fly; BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children -- persons under 18 -- in the world; BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75 1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run tops 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds.
Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,000 tons. Traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this air will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft's re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per Second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. - OmgIRok
LOL
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Vatican City State491 Posts
Everything is shit, except for piss.
Life's a bitch - so try to be a pimp.
Every moment in life is good or bad.
They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they, also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Highschool is like toilet paper.. You only miss it when it's gone.
I could write an elaborate text about the money system, money is worth absolutely NOTHING. I will write the old joke instead. 3 people meat and discuss their countries.
The Russian says: "We have 1 billion dollars"
The Chinese say: "We have 20 billion dollars"
The American says: "We have a press and print dollars"
"haiku are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator"
Zebo, a 5 year old african orphan has to ride 7 miles to school everyday with only 1 leg, give just a small donation of 2 pounds and i'll send u the video, its fucking hilarious
I don't know what kind of weapons humans will use in World War III, but I am sure World War IV will be faught with swords, and arrows
In googlii non est, ergo non est.
Girls' brains are much stupider than men's are,
so they should always listen to us cause we're smart.
There are four basic human needs: food, sleep, sex and revenge
Who's the mans better friend? A dog, or his wife?
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Who will be happy to see you when you close them in the trunk of your car?
My girlfriend is gaining weight, what to do? Tell her to run for 3 kilometers in the morning, and then additional 3 kilometers in the afternoon. After 7 days, she will be 42 kilometers from you.
It will start raining as soon as I start washing my car, except when I wash the car for the purpose of causing rain
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On December 15 2008 04:49 SirTea wrote:
Whenever I ask my AP chemistry teacher, "Can you do number 9?" he'll say, "Yes, I can..."
Then he precedes to ask if anyone else needs help.
haha my chem. teacher in high school always did that. Or he would be like "Yes I can, can you?"
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