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Apparently is really healthy and is filled with unique textures and is a revolutionary ingredient. I have really really really really high doubts that this is real but the comments on some sites were worth posting,
http://blogs.chicagoreader.com/food/2008/11/20/cum-n-get-it/
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients--you will love this cook book!"
Comments:
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Made with love"
"Inexpensive to produce..." ? My fucking Internet bill is almost $50 a month.
LOL The recipe said to beat the eggs.
"The taste of semen is complex and dynamic." Every girl I have ever met clearly do not understand this concept.
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what made me laugh the hardest by far was the title of the article
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That can't be serious....
can it?
[edit] and rofl @ the title.. !!
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Lol i just love the 2 topics: Penis Restaurant and Semen in Food.
Semen going to be the new soysauce?
Poll: Would you eat semen?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): Hell no!
(Vote): Only a little
(Vote): I've already eaten it!
(Vote): If it tastes good why not?
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LOL... I cant believe this is serious.
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Russian Federation4333 Posts
LOL!
"Penis restaurant" thread and "Semen in food: thread.
One right under the other. 
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Kennigit
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Irony that this thread is neighboring the penis thread much?
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Russian Federation4333 Posts
LOLOLOLOL. I still can't get over how those 2 threads are right next to each other.
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TL has a penis fascination problem?
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I think we've all inadvertently tasted semen before..one way or another, amirite!?
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This is definitely EE-HAN TIMING.
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"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."
I can't stop laughing.
Mom: im making dinner soon so ill need some ingredients...
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Poll: Suppose you only have three options, what will you choose?
(Vote): Die
(Vote): Eat semen and live.
(Vote): Eat penis and live.
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Whats with all this perverted shit.
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I wouldn't eat anybody's semen, not even mine.
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I hear HIV adds a certain pzazzz to fine cuisine.
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On December 11 2008 15:10 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
I hear HIV adds a certain pzazzz to fine cuisine.
Unless you used it like salt and ate it like asap... i dont think so.
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Hey some people like a little risk in their food. See fugu or casu marzu.
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On December 11 2008 14:44 Jyvblamo wrote:
This is definitely EE-HAN TIMING.
LOL wasn't there a picture about ForGG's nickname "Time Attacker"
Which was like a clock with a penis attached lol.
Btw my dormmate was looking at my screen when I opened TL and was like "Is that some kind of gay forum?"
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Jacqueline
December 10th - 9:33 p.m.
I would love to hear the recipes decribes in detail at a family dinner table on how it was made....
Lol
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mannnnn i wouldn't want to have to take the time to jerk off every time i want to eat
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thedeadhaji
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it 'could' have been serious if it was nonhuman i guess...
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Get over it, you have to kiss a girl after a blowjob anyway.
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On December 11 2008 20:02 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
Get over it, you have to kiss a girl after a blowjob anyway.
Says who? I don't make a girl kiss me after I've...... anyways, I'll stop there.
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On December 11 2008 20:02 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
Get over it, you have to kiss a girl after a blowjob anyway.
I don't kiss her after she does her dirty work, she doesn't kiss me after i do mine. Life is good.
Call me old fashioned but tasting semen is just one of those things I plan on going my whole life without experiencing, sorry.
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On December 11 2008 20:19 dream-_- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 11 2008 20:02 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
Get over it, you have to kiss a girl after a blowjob anyway. I don't kiss her after she does her dirty work, she doesn't kiss me after i do mine. Life is good. Call me old fashioned but tasting semen is just one of those things I plan on going my whole life without experiencing, sorry.
I'm just saying it's not that big of a deal =P. I don't mind at all (your sex life, not tasting semen. I just deal with it.).
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On December 11 2008 15:10 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
I hear HIV adds a certain pzazzz to fine cuisine.
Just fyi, but HIV can't be transferred through saliva. I think.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
AHHAHA OMG i saw this book just last week wtfff there was like
oysters with white sauce -_-
or like chilled semen or someting
UGHH
OHOH OH
HOUMOUS -> CUMOUS
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semen has: fructose (sweet!), bicarbonates (to buffer acidic vagina and add that extra dash of flavor), prostaglandins (meant to increase sperm motility but hell, hormones are good for you), and clotting factors (helps you in case you cut yourself while preparing the meal).
Oh yea, sperm too. Whatever.
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On December 11 2008 18:27 -orb- wrote:
mannnnn i wouldn't want to have to take the time to jerk off every time i want to eat
More like I wouldn't want to take the time to eat every time I jerk off
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the book I'd been waiting for!
totally making that pudding and giving it to my gurl
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Eww...that's not right, that's not right...
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Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
Haha, we have Penis, Semen, and Testie all at once!
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On December 12 2008 04:56 EvilTeletubby wrote:Haha, we have Penis, Semen, and Testie all at once!
Not to mention other recent threads:
-Serious nut discussion.
-dongs in your mouth
-Jizzed in my Pants
Oh wait, but it was a serious nut discussion.
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Who the fuck even cares that it's healthy, I'd rather clog my veins with some unhealthy shit and die a painful death right there than shove someone's cum down my throat.
yyuuasfddggasausaushgghghgttghrrhghhhhhhhhggggggggg
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LOL
Who would provide the semen??
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On December 11 2008 14:45 nitram wrote:
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."
I can't stop laughing.
Mom: im making dinner soon so ill need some ingredients...
this.is.fcking.win.
I would eat it sure if it would help global hunger
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I'm so sick of jerkoffs writing books and revealing all our secrets!
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Across the road from my high school there's a store where a guy jacked off onto the doughnuts for an "icing" like appearance... needless to say when this was found out he was fired and pretty much ridiculed.
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Ignorance is bliss! arggg
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i cant believe most people voted that they rather swallow jizz than eat cooked penis. both are fucking disgusting but really, if you HAD TO choose, eating a cooked penis is obviously the better deal....or the least traumatizing i should say.
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
I'm giving away free samples if anyone wants some.
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Anyone here seen the episode of the most recent Ultimate fighter where one guy put semen on his Sushi because people on the other team were eating it. Good times.
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On December 11 2008 14:39 ktp wrote:
I think we've all inadvertently tasted semen before..one way or another, amirite!?
err...no?
fuk eating semen and live...
food is my <3 there's nooo way im gonna eat semen as food =.=
plus if they r gonna put it that way then y use human semen? pigs can produce like a bucket full...
On December 12 2008 06:57 DeathByMonkeys wrote:
Across the road from my high school there's a store where a guy jacked off onto the doughnuts for an "icing" like appearance... needless to say when this was found out he was fired and pretty much ridiculed.
ugh u serious?
ohhh btw guys sea urchins during mating season produces so much semen that the part of the sea near then becomes whitish and milky... learned that from AP Bio all the girls went ewwwwww and all the guys went wowwww
rofl
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Some of you guys are such fucking prudes, seriously.
On December 11 2008 20:19 dream-_- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 11 2008 20:02 ZERG_RUSSIAN wrote:
Get over it, you have to kiss a girl after a blowjob anyway. I don't kiss her after she does her dirty work, she doesn't kiss me after i do mine. Life is good. Call me old fashioned but tasting semen is just one of those things I plan on going my whole life without experiencing, sorry.
Here's a perfect example.
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I don't get how things like this persist. Maybe it's not really worth discussing or getting in a huff over, but seriously, semen is not healthy to eat. It's not really bad for you either. It just is. Imbibing semen has zero health benefits. That people keep saying it does just bugs me to no end.
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