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[2ch] I think my GF is cheating on me lol \(^o^)/

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Last Edited: 2008-11-16 01:16:13
November 15 2008 01:47 GMT
#1
The op will be updated as I work on the translation.

2chan is an anonymous msg board. I'll put the OP's text in bold. The numbers preceding the lines are the post #'s from the thread. >># refers to a response to post/poster of the appropriate number.

Oftentimes, >>1 signifies a post towards the OP

Original Link: http://urasoku.blog106.fc2.com/blog-entry-522.html
(although only like 4 people @ TL can read it haha)



warning:graphic
I will put in 'markers' as I add parts: "Part 1", "Part 2", etc which you can hopefully search for as i add onto the op.

Part 1

1 :2008/09/18(木) 01:55:04.99 ID:D5wGkXYs0
I want to die.



2 :
Live


3 :
details plz.


6 : 01:57:55.32 ID:D5wGkXYs0
I've been going out with her for 2.5 years already lol



8 :
"Actually the partner didn't even realize they were 'going out'"
happen a lot huh?


10 :
>>8
Hush!! You can't say that!


7 :
Beat her up and make her cough up the truth!
Confiscate her cell phone (japanese cell phones are the primary medium for emails in addition to calls) and show the evidence to her face!

You better do at least that, to a chick who's being happy with another dude's dick being rammed in her.


>>7
Not her cell phone.
When I went to visit her at her place,
I saw it at the bottom of her trash bag...



a rubber...



Part 2

11 :
>>1
For starters, you gotta explain the details bro


12 :2008/09/18(木) 02:00:57.35 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Today (the 17th), I visited GF's room
↓
At the bottom of the tied up garbage bag at the front door...
↓
Used condom discovered!
↓
Oh shit doesn't it have calips in it?
↓
\(^o^)/


*Calips: http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/calpis.gif
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calpis
Calpis is a Japanese drink that's kind of juice like. In its original form it's like a white, super concentrated gatorade type substance that isnt quite as thick as semen, but it's white, thicker than milk, and b/c it's viscous it resembles semen if you spill a bit of it on something etc

13 :
Then it's not really "I think" is it?

16 :2008/09/18(木) 02:02:03.72 ID:D5wGkXYs0
>>13
I guess you're right OTL




18 :
What do you want to do, if she's indeed cheating on you?
Depending on this, I think how you face this will change.


19 :
I've seen an identical thread before.
It reeks of phishing

But anyways, are you retarded, being so attached to a used-3d-sweets-hag-parasite?

22 :
>>16
Probably b/c you didn't pay enough attention to her.


17 :
>>1
Not yours?

>>17
Last time I did it with her was 2-3 weeks ago...



Part 3

24 :
Just the other day, I broke up with my GF of 5 years.
She cheated on me.
Makes you want to die.

>>24
Comrade...

Let's go to the forest?


*forest* refers to the thick forestation below Mt. Fuji, where many people go to commit suicide b/c no one lives in the area. In fact the magnetic material in the soil messes up compasses and many hikers get lost and die there as well


28 :
At least it was your GF

Thinking what if it was your wife...


29 :
I guess I'll leave you with "the template"

"Sorry" → If you're going to apologize now, you shouldn't have done it in the first place.

"I was lonely" → So when you're lonely you spread your legs to other men. I see.

"It's only you that I love!" → So you're got no problem spreading your legs for a guy you dont even love huh.

"I'll never do it again!" → The issue isn't whether you'll do it again in the future, but the fact that you've committed the act already.

"No matter what, I don't want to break up" → I don't want to continue, no matter what.

"Don't leave me alone" → Dummy~ you've got the guy you cheated with-- (smiling)

"Then I'm going to die" → You love me so much, and yet you're ok with cheating on me. Impressive! Truly impressive!



Part 4

33 :
So what is it that you want to do?

>>33
Part of me wants to break up... but a part of me doesn't want to.
Honestly my confusion lead me to escape here



39 :
You're guarenteed victory if you've made up your mind about breaking up.
Since you know you're breaking up you can talk with composure.

Actually, >>1, the fact you couldn't bring it up the moment you found the evidence points to the fact that you're either a loser or phishing us.

Is the internet term "level" what's used for fake stories etc? I don't know 4chan terms enough to know


42 :
You gotta determine the direction of this thread first.
If you're going to just bitch and complain, just stop.


38 :
She lives alone?

>>38
Ya she lives alone



41 :
Alright, first you've gotta calm down.
Once you've calmed down, think of possible reasons why she'd cheat on you.

>>41
Reason... I wonder really what it could be.
I do think I've been good to her...



45 :
My situation was far worse than yours.
My wife, pregnant 5 months cheated on me and talked to me about breaking up.
It was RIGHT before we were going to submit the marriage forms.
Seriously, I want to die OTL
My world shattered in an instant.

>>45
I don't want to compare, but I guess my situation is at least better than yours... you're right



55 :
>>1
Did you do something that would cause her to cheat on you?

>>55
I really don't think I did...
We'd go out together, and were having sex pretty frequently.
I'd drink often with her parents too



62 :
Cheating doesnt have a fucking reason or anything. The mood turned into something like that, so she cheated. End of story.


63 :
>>1
You should die.


Part 5

57 :
Wait, did you go through her trash that was already tied up?
Man if you're a guy like that, no wonder she'd cheat on you.
You must be a nasty guy.

>>57
It was transparent, so I could see through it



59 :
>>1, do you just want to listen to your pity story?
or are you actually going to take action?
Make up your mind!

>>59
Sorry.
I don't even know what I should be doing, so I came here for escape



65 :
you should take this opportunity to really make things clear.
Otherwise it's going to be a waste of your time as it drags on and on.


67 :
So are you just going to talk on and on and complain?
We're not your friends or anything.
Do Something. Doesn't have to be an anchor, but actually do something.

>>67
Sorry.
I guess I'll try sending her an email


because emails are sent to the cell phones, they see it immediately. I guess just think of it as a txt msg++


75 :
Must be tough...


Part 6

76 :2008/09/18(木) 02:23:33.62 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Give me a sec, phone call!



80 :
Demand to know about the Calpis!!!


81 :
There is no such thing as a girl that doesn't cheat.


84 :
Let's predict what's going to happen next.
I think the GF came crying and asking for forgiveness.


85 :
You've got a long ways to go at the point you're choosing the kind of girl who'd cheat on you in the first place.


90 :
Looks like we have to wait....


88 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:31:02.71 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Call ended



91 :
>>1
Details!!


94 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:33:47.40 ID:D5wGkXYs0
I was told here already that I should mail her, and I wanted to ask her too, so I emailed her.
Since i thought I should just ask her directly



95 :
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An JoJo AA



93 :
Plz start from the conclusion.
And then the details.

96 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:34:44.62 ID:D5wGkXYs0
>>93
OK

In the end, we agreed to meet tomorrow (18th) @ her room and talk it over



97 :
That means....


Part 7

101 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:37:03.03 ID:D5wGkXYs0
I guess I'll write specs

Her
Age: 22
Height: 155ish
Weight: 44kg'ish

Me
176cm
62kg



102 :
Pple who cheat, will continue to cheat.
There's really no cure.

Even when they're found out, they regret and repent the fact that they were caught, rather than the fact that they've caused pain towards their significant other.
OP, it's really a waste of time to spend/waste time on someone like this.


106 :
Cheating is like the same thing as "I eat b/c I feel hungry"


105 :2008/09/18(木) 02:38:38.77 ID:+bZ9Q3ycO
>>96
That means it's "today" right...

Btw at what time?

>>105
I'm thinking of going around noon.
We didn't really specify a time



111 :
So she didn't make excuses?
Is the guy going to be there tomorrow too?


112 :
I want to know the details of the phone call


113 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:45:27.66 ID:D5wGkXYs0

First the content of the email.

Title: Sorry for going home abruptly today

Body: Is it ok if I ask you something? I saw a rubber from outside the trash bag, but that's not mine is it...?



So I sent the above, and then she called me



117 :
I bet 2 Trillian Zimbabwe dollars on "OP gets wrapped up nicely and becomes a "keeper" for the GF"

ie she'll continue to just toy with him etc


118 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:50:30.84 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Continuation

Me: "Hello?"
GF: "Hi"
Me: "..."
GF: "What's going on, in the middle of the night? (laugh)"
note the time stamp on the post
Me: "Um.. well... mumble mumble"
GF: "That's >>1's~~ Did you think I cheated on you? (laugh)"
Me: "uh... but..."
GF: "But I love >>1~♪♪"








Me: "But after the last time we had sex, we went and threw out the trash together didn't we?"


GF: "Huh..?................."





It just so happened that that day was the day for trash collection OTL



141 :
>118
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

This is something to die over.


142 :
Oh Gawd


116 :
>113
So what are your plans?
But in any case, I think you shoudl be proud of the fact htat you're willing to stand up and take action.

I just ended up losing faith in both her and myself.

>>116
I think I'll start by just talking it over with her.
It's not like my feelings for her have gone away.



Part 8

147 :
So you're able to continue to like her... despite knowing that she's going to keep repeating her cheating ways.


144 :
Wow you're totally whipped.

This is how >>1 became a convinient guy for the GF, conintuing to be fooled by her facade.


145 :
Man, this >>1 honestly ticks me off. Seriously, stand up for yourself.
Do you want to make ANOTHER thread in the middle of the night to have people feel sorry for your ass?


152 :
The GF's clearly going to try to pretend like nothing bad happened.
You got to stick the evidence in her face.


155 :
But these kinds of guys arent uncommon either are they....
they know they're being cheated on, but some part of them still believes in the girl.

What an M-guy
I bet right now, the GF is talking things over with the guy she cheated with to conduct a clean break-up with >>1.

"M" being massochistic ofc


157 :
Well, it's a pretty simple series of events.
her argument:
- I definitely didn't cheat on you.
- The rubber must have stuck to the bottom of the trash bin and not get thrown away that time
- I'm APPALLED that you're not believing me!
- I love you so much! Why dont you believe me!


153 :
Well, no matter what, keep your cool. All sorts of shit will hit the fan if you get riled up.

If you want to know the truth, ask to see her cell phone. Although your heart might fall apart because of it.

>>153
I'll have her show me tomorrow for sure



156 :1:2008/09/18(木) 02:57:29.97 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Continuation

Me: "......"
GF: "Huh, you must be misremembering~~~ (laugh)"
ME: "No, I went and threw it out. I dont think I'm mistaken here"


GF: "................"

we were silent over the phone for about 2-3 minutes after this



159 :
Well, if >>1, you think for sure that she is cheating on you, then you should NOT believe the words that come out of her mouth no matter what.


161 :
I bet she's getting it on with the other guy as we speak.


162 :
Here's how you can find out if it's cheating or not.

Go and get an DNA analysis on the semen in the condom.
If it doesn't match your DNA, then she's clearly having an affair.


163 :
>>1
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Part 9

166 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:02:29.31 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Continuation

Me: "...I'm not sure what to do"
GF: "..."
Me: "I was your first time... so I intended to be good to you forever and was dating you with serious intentions..."
GF: "..."
Me: "Do you not like me anymore? Did I do something?"
GF: "...no"
Me: "Do you want to break up?"
GF: "NO!!"

And she started to cry and say sorry, sorry.






167 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします:2008/09/18(木) 03:03:32.88 ID:dWDlPuhJ0
>"I was your first time...

LOL you sound slimy


172 :
She says sorry...
but that doesnt change the fact that she's twisting her hips on top of some dude you don't know.

Fuck her.


173 :
My gues is that the days you don't see her, almost all of the days she's fucking the other guy.


174 :
I think it's a bit off? Should be like this!

Me: "...I'm not sure what to do"
GF: "... (man what an annoying guy, I'm telling you I didn't cheat on you)"
Me: "I was your first time... so I intended to be good to you forever and was dating you with serious intentions..."
GF: "... (lol "your first time", you sound so pathetic. There's tons of guys who are better than you)"
Me: "Do you not like me anymore? Did I do something?"
GF: "...no (guess I can't say "yes" here can I)"
Me: "Do you want to break up?"
GF: "NO!! (...Need more money!...)"

(Super move: Fake crying)


185 :
Honeslty, you should just leave her alone for a while.
At least that's what I gather from the conversation.

I understand how you feel, but you aren't going to be able to talk calmly the day after the fact.
If you leave her once, and she still gets in touch with her, THEN you should go talk to her. You've first got to calm down, or else nothing is going to go right.

>>185
I just want to hear the situation, and how it all happened...
I need to know, to decide what I'm going to do from here





Part 10

191 :
LOL What difference is it going to make, knowing the situation and how it all happened?
In the end, the girl you took care of was just a public toilet*.

*kind of like the expression "Villiage Taxi"


186 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:12:43.26 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Continuing:

Me: "Anyways, please stop crying"
GF: "(Crying hard)"
Me: "Let's calm down and talk?"
GF: "Oh.. kay.."
Me: "Let me hear your story"
GF: "ok..." (still crying)
Me: "Do i Know the guy?"
GF: "..........."


188 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:14:55.09 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Cont...

Me: "Hello? I'm asking..."
GF: "T-shita*"
Me: "... What? T-Shita!?!?"

T-Shita is a guy at my work who joined after me (although we're the same age)

GF: "Yea... T-Shita and..."
Me: "uh huh....




...... AND!?"


Looks like it wasn't just one guy OTL


T-shita is a half abbreviation of the guy's name to keep anonymity. Japanese last names are often composed of two Kanji Charaters, so the second character is "Shita - 下" with a first character that starts with a sound T. examples: Tanishita - 谷下, Tsukashita - 塚下 (okay, I'm not sure if that last name exists, but you get the point)


190 :
THREEE WAAAYYYY!!!


192 :
What a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH loooooool

Is that what you want us to say?
I don't see a reason why you should even need or want to go talk to her at this point.


197 :
HAHAHHAHA It's not one guy looooooooool


187 :
>>1
Write faster.

>>187
Sorry
My hands are shaking


Part 11
[b]199 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:18:18.83 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Cont...

Me: "What? There's one more...? Who is it?"
GF: "...K-saki"

K-saki was also a guy at my work (part time job) who joined after me.
He hung out with T-shita often.

Me: "You're serious..."
GF: ".....yes"
Me: "Why... can we meet and talk? I want to listen properly"
GF: "Yes... even from now"

And since there are no trains left at this time of day, we arranged to meet today.

It's just unbelievable in so many ways.

*Note time stamp*


200 :
No matter what the girl says, break up

It's for your sake.


211 :
At the stage where she tried to deny it, it was already no good, out of bounds.

>>1, even before you go talk to her, you should first of all be angry!!!


216 :
You know, was this girl really even a virgin?


212 :
>199
email here RIGHT NOW and tell her "Let's break up"



Part 12

214 :
Wow she must be quite a whore
It's a waste of your time
Just break up with her via email

213 :
This is... *gulp*

hm, can you tell us the girl's looks and personality?

>>196
She's a really shy/quiet type
appearance.... she has hair that's to about a little about her waist, long hair.
Face... I don't know TV pple



219 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:22:46.85 ID:D5wGkXYs0

I see a lot of replies tellingme to break up...

Yea... I understand....

I think I'd say the same thing if a friend of mine got into this situation



220 :
T-Shita: "Ungh! How do you like this, bigger than >>1's right?"
GF: "Oh Yes, ahhh ahhh"
K-Saki: "I've got your first time in the 'back', hyaa!"
GF: "AHHHHH!?"


229 :
how old is she again? 22?
maybe she still wants to just play around with various guys?

And so as she was "playing around", she started liking someone during the process, and had sex, and what not...

Break up with the bitch. I'm your friend and I'm telling you.


230 :
Picuture the girl acutally being reamed by the guy.
You'll immediately lose interest in the girl.


232 :
You'll get over her within abotu 2 weeks.
It's actually pretty funny and amazing, I've gone through it myself.
Cheating whores will always be cheating whores even when they become grandmas
If you have a kid, I'd feel sorry for the kid.


234 :
1. Keep her as a "friend with benefits" -> GO
2. Break up -> Just use phone/email
3. Don't want to break up. I feel bad having her as a sexfriend -> no options but for >>1 to die.


CHOOSE


Part 13

235 :
So she grabbed your friends' dicks with both her upper and lower mouths.
What a awful woman. How do you feel right now?
Are you happy being told "I love you" with the same mouth that was saying "OH.. OHH" with your friend?


236 :
If you say something along the lines of "I know that you cheated on me. but I still love you" then you can mend things back togehter.
Since >>1 seems to be clinging onto her still, I'll just say that.


251 :
I'm sure >>1 and the GF had all sorts of memories together.
The joy you felt when you first held her hand, The days when you smiled at petty things,
The moment you spotted her at the meeting place, Her delicious home made food...

Buttttt behind it all, she was yelping and having sex with another guy lololololol


247 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:28:20.81 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry, going to afk for a bit

I mailed K-saki after the phone call, and it seems he's arrived outside my apartment



265 :
>>247
No matter what you do, don't resort to physical violence

Whatever the reason, if you act first you're going to "LOSE"


256 :
>>247
Punch him.
Beat up on him until he bleeds, starts crying and starts apologizing for what he did.


281 :
Don't use force. If you hit him, you're going to be at a disadvantage in all sorts of areas.


278 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:33:17.45 ID:D5wGkXYs0
I went to have K-saki move his car

So my workplace where K-saki and T-tani worked as well as a bar.
Every wednesday they have an event, so I mailed him thinking he may be still awake.

I have to aplogize to the pple who told me not to hit him.
I already socked him once.



Part 14

297 :
Just stop with that one hit


285 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:35:15.24 ID:D5wGkXYs0
hmm he's not coming back...
I told him to press the door bell but...
did he run?

Oh, and pple who are fighting sleep, please go to bed. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening to my whining, and also teh people who gave me advice.


295 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:35:42.96 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry, he came



311 :
Sounds like a typical female. Look for a better girl!

Brings back memories...


310 :
I just came! Plz explain to me in 3 lines!

There's kind of a "tradition" to keep posts to under 3 lines in general


313 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします:2008/09/18(木) 03:41:11.09 ID:dWDlPuhJ0
>>310
GF cheats
Phone call GF Cries a river
Cheating guy arrives


317 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします:2008/09/18(木) 03:42:37.35 ID:+FHO+UJQO
>>310
Bitch
An impressive
3 run homerun


322 :
An used rubber at GF's house
Persecute via phone
Villain is Yasu

*3rd line is a meme, I forget where it's from*


330 :
>>1 fighting~


332 :
I wonder if things have turned... a little homo!


333 :
>>332
If that's the case, he's found new happiness in his life so I wouldn't mind.


334 :
i wonder if he'll just not come back.


335 :
No live reports yet~~~?


347 :
Thread over?


348 :1:2008/09/18(木) 03:58:20.81 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry.
I'm in tears right now so it's hard to type.
I might leave things to the police




Part 15

349 :
Calm downnnn
What happened?


350 :
>>348
What? Police?


351 :
OMG cut to the chase plzzz


355 :
take 3 deep breaths!


362 :
Ohhhhh, here comes the assault charges!!


365 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:01:57.43 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Im going to write it in bullet point style
This is really tough for me


373 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:05:31.66 ID:D5wGkXYs0
First, as soon as we saw each other he started apologizing
I punched him without allowing him to do anything else
I make him go move the car which was parked right in front of the train tracks
When he got back, we talked in my room.
At first he was just constantly apologizing.
I kept telling him to tell me everything...
And then...


376 :
Please dont tell us that he said
"It was a phishing story!"


379 :
OMG why did you stop there!


380 :
( ̄ー ̄)ニヨニヨ


381 :
(´・ω・`)



Part 16

383 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:10:47.09 ID:D5wGkXYs0
So apparently they tricked her into having sex with them.
They told her that when I was at the bar, I used the store's money and they recently found out about it. So K and T paid instead.

>>1 was a manager they looked up to, so they don't want to tell >>1
But on the other hand, having to pay several hundred dollars hurts as well
If you dont want to worsen the manager's reputation, (currently a full-time employee in charge of store #2) let us screw you.



400 :

ΩΩΩ〈Wha, Whaaaat!?


397 :
>>1 you were a manger?
Didn't think you were so high up haha


398 :
Isn't this... a felony?


406 :
>>383
You should just stick a dildo up his ass, cement it with super glue and just throw him in front of the police department.


399 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:13:41.42 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Of course, I didn't do anything like that.
She said she wanted to call me to confirm, but K and T convinced her, saying that if she called me, I would find out.

They said that "B/c 'I' am working hard and going places with work they didn't want to make a big fuss out of it. If she let them screw her once, they'd forget everything..."


At this point I started to cry out loud and hit him again.



409 :
This is rough...


410 :
Hurry up and go to the police.


404 :
TBH
It's her fault for not being able to have faith in your character.


407 :
Is this like the "'It's me' fraud", just with teh GF instead of money?

*note* 'It's me' fraud is a phone fraud rampant in japan where people will call mothers posing as sons, saying they've gotten into some trouble and they need money to settle things - ie, got into a car accident, got some girl pregnant, etc. Instead of saying the son's name, they just say 'it's me', and wait for the mother to say the son's name, from which point they can go to work. In fact, I believe my aunt was targetted by one of these 2 years ago. There are some funny'ish stories online where the phone call was answered by the son himself, or how the mother had acutally lost the son so the villian, who had some compassion, posed as the son and talked with the mother even though both sides understodd that the relationship was fake etc


416 :
It makes me sad to think about the GF who was acting upbeat to not have >>1 notice anything...
Poor girl


402 :
>>383
Wait a mine what exactly happened?

Did the GF get blackmailed by K and T, saying "Hey XX-san, the money doesn't match. You were in charge of the cash machine today right?"
And >>1 is the manager? What's going on?

>>402
sorry, so the store calculates expenses and liquor sales and what not every 2 months, and they told her that the books said that we had paid for liquor that hadn't been ordered



420 :
Okay seriously. Don't go to the police, just take all their money, beat the living shit out of them and step on their balls.
I've had my GF raped before so it's pissing me off just listening to this.


430 :
If you've hit him, I advise against going to the police.


421 :
Wait? Thinking realistically here.

GF -> TK : Oh crap my BF found out lol
GF: Let's make it so that I was taken advantage of
TK: Wait wait, then we're going to be in shit lol
GF: Then let's make it so that I was blackmailed, and if he is about to report it, I'll make him stop loooooooooool


434 :
Yea, it's probably >>421
I'd imagine they've matched up their stories.


435 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:21:39.16 ID:D5wGkXYs0
So my neighbor who i'm friendly with ran over here from the voices, and at first he looked like he was angry, going "What time do you think it is!" but after seeing the state I was in, he stopped me and asked me what was going on.

I was crying a ton, and K was just repeating I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and the old man was telling me to calm down since it was so late into the night

I didn't know what to do, and I was frustrated and pissed off, and my brain was completely a mess, so at this point I made K go home


*note time stamp



Part 17

436 :
Call the poilce

441 :
By going to the police, The girl is going to have to go through all sorts of crap though.
Then again, the benefit of making a 'case' is that she can prove her innocence.

443 :
>>435
So your GF was going "ah, ah!" by K's dick.
She was forced into kissing, had her nipples licked, and had fingers up her vagina.
What do you think of your GF who desite her reluctance was being pleasured by all this?

444 :
Hurry up and call her to get her to say this is true.
And tell her you're sorry for doubting her.


446 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:25:48.73 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry.
There are people giving me advice, but I really can't think straight and I just couldnt stand myself, and I was crying listening to him speak, and was hitting him. What woudl happen if I told the police? She woudl have to go through all sorts of trouble?



449 :
The start of what's commonly called "Second Rape"
Depending on the person, they say this is even worse than the actual rape


450 :
If >>1's GF was truly raped in the fullest sense of the word, then by going to the police, the police will be asking her all sorts of personal stuff and will make her distressed again. So I reccomned that you just beat them up personally, take their money and break their balls to make them regret what they did.

And don't tell her about this.


452 :
>>446
It'll be all sorts of trouble
She'd have to go into detail about what exactly happened, and what she went through.
Normally you dont even want to remember it right?

What crime does this fall under? If someone knows, it'd be good to know.
Supposing that they're indeed held guilty of the crime, what sort of merit that brings to you and your GF is really the crux of the matter here.
Although it may clear your hearts, and give you a bit of cash as well.


453 :
Wouldn't this be like blackmailing or rape?


454 :
Would this be rape though? Since she's agreed to it, I don't think it'd be rape... although it might be blackmailing.


456 :
If this happened, wouldnt you normally just heat the living hell out of both of them?
Of course I woudlnt let them talk to anyone else about it, and I'd make them quit their jobs, and would beat them up to the point where it'd traumatize them.
I dont think this is the time for you to be discussing things, or to think about the Law or morals.
It's not a situation where you go "b/c you're a man", or "for the woman you love"
it's just what's expected.


468 :
>>456
You're acting too much on impulse
Japan is governed by law you know?

If you use force, no matter what the reason it's your loss
Game Over

It's the other guy that's going to laugh.

If the other guy has some semblance of a good heart many that would work, but this is a guy who has sex with an acquaintance's GF right? No way.

You should get payback through means that have no legal implications. I can't think of any specifically, but you can't use force. I would want to beat them up if I were in this situation, but honestly it's more effective to give them mental damage rather than physical damage lol.


457 :
So many replies that must be stabbing >>1 in the heart.


458 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:30:19.09 ID:D5wGkXYs0
>>450
>>452
Thank you.
I guess I should try to resolve this through converation?
God, that's really unbearable.



460 :
Civil court at the worst?
Maybe get as much $$ out of them as possible?

>>460
I'd have to talk about her even in civil court?
Sorry... I don't know anything about this.



464 :
So your GF wasn't able to fully trust you,
But are you going to be able to trust your GF completely?
If you can, call her. There's only one thing to do.

>> 464
I'll call her.
For now, I'm going to believe in her.


466 :
Well rape is something that is only establishable if she's willing to talk about it.
So whether she wants to bring it to court is something she has to decide.
So if she doesn't want it, she can always stop the police and other public entities from coming too far in.

>>466
Thanks.
I'll ask her if she answers.
If she doesn't answer, I'll ask her first thing in the morning.



472 :
You dont knwo for sure if K's telling the truth right?
So confiscate K's cell phone.
There might be some evidence left in it!

Before you start talking about police and what not, collect information and evidence!


473 :
>>1
In my case, when my GF cheated on me, I beat the guy up to a pulp and called his parents.
When he went to work with a beat up face, rumors started and I heard he had to quit his job.


476 :
TK: "Hey guys, >>1's GF is weak in the head so if you scare her a bit you can easily have sex with her"
Coworkers/customers: "Serious? lol good stuff I'll try it out"


478 :
Wont >>1 be convinced of assault?



Part 18

479 :
I've heard that the investigation process is pretty brutal
They ask you in detail abotu the tiem it happened.
How your cloths were ripped off, how they inserted...


474 :
Civil court is tough...
3K to get it started, each time there is a hearing, 600$, and the responsibility of proving it lies with >>1.
I'd reccomend against it.

>>474
Even if I win, the expenses are on me?

... She isnt answering the phone
民事はつらいよ?


502 :
From what I've read so far, there's a high chance that you'll be deep in the red.
She trusted what they said, is a big minus.

I would reccomend that you go to the police if the case seems marginal, even with the second rape and whatnot.
I think discussing it with her, you'll be able to tell if she's telling the truth or not.

You wont be found guilty from just hitting the guy a few times, but you should stop it from here on out.


483 :
Don't trust him.
You don't know what he's hiding.


485 :
>>1's GF is dumb, but didn't she do what she could do for the guy she loved?
Shouldn't this be a credit to her faith than otherwise?


488 :
Go to her apartment!
In the worst case she might be meetign with TK.


490 :
is >>1 a Bhudda...
Going to listen to the story first...

If TK's story is real -> beat them up
If TK's story is fake -> beat them up

So what if you listen to what they have to say.
"I see, so that's what happened and hence this happened, I understand"... you really think that's going to happen?
This isnt about Law, this is about humans.


494 :
mmmmm, well so far it's not clear what's true and what's false. Before going to court and whatnot, we should figure out the truth?


506 :
Oh, the semen in the condom is the strongest evidence you could have.
Even if it's old, put it in the fridge. Japanese police are inept but if they feel like it they are quite good at these things.


509 :
So where's >>1 at?

514 :
>>1~~~~ come out of hiding~~

[b]512 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:46:00.64 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry, she answered the phone so i was talking to her.

When I told her I talked to K (I was already crying here), she started to cry as well. We both just said sorry, sorry to each other and kept crying. After we cried it all off, I asked her all sorts of things. I asked her about the police and she said she doesn't want to, as expected. I asked when it happened, and it was this sunday... And when I asked this she started to cry again.


521 :
There's no way it was just one time


516 :
>>512
The fact that you can believe all that amazes me.


517 :
Well, let's round up all the parties involved and go to the cops.

518 :
FFS go to the police


519 :
>>512
Wait wait wait, dont decide just listening to her take only. Ask KT in detail as well, if possible along with a trusty 3rd party too.


520 :
Even if everything returns to the way it was, it doesnt change the fact that T and K's penises went into her hole


523 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします:2008/09/18(木) 04:50:08.84 ID:Tmyjz2aoO
lol this sounds like she's faking it tbh.


525 :1:2008/09/18(木) 04:50:54.96 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry, the first trains havent started yet so I'm going to call a taxi and go to her place.
Thanks to everyone who listened, and to the people who gave me advice.

I'm going to listen to what she says like >>502 said, and depending on that decide whether I'll go to teh police with her.

Thanks.



Part 19

567 :
Isn't the only one who'll see hell from this coming out T and K?


580 :
No matter how much you like someone, once they cheat on you you just cant truly trust them anymore.
If you're going to be seeing her with a shadow of doubt in your mind, then you should just split up.


584 :
Well I dont see any way this will go well.
Even if they continue dating, there's no way this is going to be erased from their minds.
It's like moving around while holding a bomb.
You dont know what will cause the bomb to explode, both the guy and the girl


598 :1:2008/09/18(木) 06:18:16.16 ID:BN01dyifO
Ah the thread was still here...

I dont have anything to prove that I'm actually the OP, but anyways, She just went to sleep now.

She talked through everything once, then fell asleep. Might be b/c she tired herself out crying. If the thread's still here tomorrow I'll write again. Thank you again, everyone who helped me out. It looks like she's made up her mind, in the direction of going to the police. When I wake up I'll get KT somewhere else and see what they have to say



599 :
have a female officer listen to what she has to say.


601 :
the inquiry's going to be tough...


604 :1:2008/09/18(木) 06:31:03.82 ID:BN01dyifO
So I can't seem to quite fall asleep yet.
It seems like what K and T said was true.
Looks like there was no mail from K (b/c there was 1000/1000 mails in her inbox)

It may be embarassing to go to the police, but she was saying something along the lines of "I shouldn't let K and T feel free".

And it seems T didn't actually 'do it' KT both came up to her but T said "maybe next time" and left (work?)


602 :
>>598
You've done well.
But dont hit them!

>>602
I'll restrain myself.
Thanks.

I'm going offline now.



616 :
>>1 go to sleep already.

I'm starting to feel sorry for the girl now




622 :
Should we hold up the thread?

*Note*2ch has a system where threads that dont get bumped periodically get closed. Due to the high traffic in the VIP subforum, without active thread 'protection', a thread gets closed rather quickly.

624 :
he says they're going to talk today so I'd like to hear that but...


626 :
yea, I'd like to know what happens...


642 :
Reading these threads makes my heart hurt
I cant help but be worried.




Thread is about 1/2 to 2/3 done, I'll pick this up tomorrow. That's it for now~

I ensure an even more epic turn of events by the time this is done.




Part 20




The next day

651 :1:2008/09/18(木) 15:14:44.20 ID:D5wGkXYs0
Sorry
I talked to K just now and came back once
I gotta leave really soon so I'll write it down bullet style again.



652 :
Welcome back~


653 :1:2008/09/18(木) 15:18:52.02 ID:D5wGkXYs0
11am today, I have K come to a part nearby my GF's apartmnet
K's eye was swollen and had some bandages on it, and immediately started to apologize as be arrived.

I held myself back as I had the strong desire to punch him again, and told him that we're talking about going to the police over this.
Upon hearing this he started to cry again and started begging



655 :1:2008/09/18(木) 15:22:08.89 ID:D5wGkXYs0
So I heard yesterday's story in detail, and confirmed that there were basically no differences between what my GF had told me and what K was saying

When I told him that T wasn't answering the phone or emails, he explained that T's cellphone was broken, but he said that T was probably at work all day today, so I called the owner. (Owner is at store #1, I'm at store #2)


657 :1:2008/09/18(木) 15:25:53.22 ID:D5wGkXYs0
I told the owner that I have something to talk about with T, so please get a hold of him when he comes to work. From the way I sounded I guess he figured something was up, so he told me to come around 5pm.

T supposedly comes to work around 5pm.
I asked K for his apartment address and his parents' address + phone number, and sent him home for the time being.
Apparently K is working today as well, so I told him that we will talk again at the bar.


658 :
If you're going to the police, don't resort to voilence any more than you have haha.

K&T's lives are over now.
Make them understand what they've committed.
Sue them for all they're worth, and use it on your GF~


660 :1:2008/09/18(木) 15:28:23.22 ID:D5wGkXYs0
For now I'm having my GF stay at home.

It's till early but I'm going to go head to the owner's place now.
If the thread's still here I'll write when I get back.
Sorry.



661 :
I hope K&T go to hell.


663 :
Good Luck >>1
I feel like you're at life's crossroads

It's going to be do or die.


662 :
I read all of it finally.
So she's the victim...
K&T better be repenting.


664 :
Hmm, having reread it carefully...
I feel that K&T are of course guilty, but the girl who offered up her body for money is also to blame.
You can earn monoey back, but you can't erase what happens to your memory and body.

Hopefully >>1 can find the best option for him and his GF.


665 :
>>664
I don't think it was the money that was the crux of the matter, but the fact that they said "Let us have sex with you, or else we're going to ruin >>1's reputation"


667 :
>>665
Ah I guess so. A GF that care's about his BF eh.
Man K pisses me offfff


670 :
Well rape is something that the woman has to submit herself so we'll leave that for now but
at the stage of "if you dont want >>1 to be killed (socially), let us screw you" I wonder if fraud / blackmail get established.

To prosecute them with rape would be tough on the GF so it seems impossible, but if you're going to fight this legally you should try to clarify these parts as well. They tend to have much nastier consequences than even simple straightforward rape.


671 :
>>670
I am clueless about law but...
When these kinds of incidents go to court, is it possible to limit the criminal's area of movement?
Like when he comes out of jail, he is forbidden from entering certain areas, or something like that.
Otherwise I think she'd be too frightened to even just live a normal everyday life.


672 :
>>671
Not sure if you can 'force' something like this but it's possible to include barring coming into contact or approaching her, into the sentence.

>>1 probably wont look at this thread till he comes back, but I hope the owner presides as a 3rd party when he talks with T and K.
Otherwise I fear that he may punch them again.


673 :
>>672
Hm, it'd be nice if they can incorporate something like anti-stalker laws too.
Yea, it'd be dangerous with just the pple directly involved, considering the nature of what went on.
There's a need for a 3rd party to be there for sure.


706 :
【meeting time】
      ∧,,∧  ∧,,∧
   ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧
  ( ´・ω) U) ( つと ノ(ω・` )
  | U (  ´・) (・`  ) と ノ
   u-u (l    ) (   ノu-u
       `u-u'. `u-u'



【tea break】

      ∧,,∧ ∧,,∧
   ∧,,(´-ω-)(-ω-`)∧,,∧
  ( ´-ω)旦o) (o旦o(ω-` )
  (_  o[(  ´-) (-`  )]o _)
  └'ー-(_   )][(   _)ー'┘
      'ー'^ー'   'ー'^ー'






710 :1:2008/09/18(木) 20:15:12.17 ID:BN01dyifO
Sorry, from the cellphone again.
I'll be heading to my GF's place now.
It seems like we may not go to the police after all
Although it'll be decided once I talk to her...

At the bar, we talked a lot of things over,
although the enraged owner did beat on K and T

I hope to write all of it up if the thread's still here.
I read the log, thanks for yoru advice



711 :
>>710
Thanks for the update.
So the owner ended up hitting them huh. haha.


712 :
>>710
Thanks, don't think too hard about things.


714 :
>>1
Must be really tough for you right now.
Stay strong.
I'm sure you know, but your GF must be agonizing over this as well. Don't forget that.


715 :
If she really wasn't trusting of K and T, she'd just go to the police on her own wouldn't she?
The fact that she doesnt want to go the police just means that her feelings for >>1 isn't anything significant.


716 :
>>715
Do you not know why the percentage of women reporting rape is very low?
People want to just forget about the incident ASAp so they prefer not to go to the police and have to talk about it.


717 :
I feel pity for >>715.


718 :
>>715
They're going to ask her EVERYTHING from start to finish.
If I'm the woman I would never go.
If a female officer comes out that'd be good, but that's obviously not always the case.


719 :
I want K&T to be put into the living hell of someone with a 'record'
If they go to the police, this is something that would go on record right?


720 :
I just hope K and T get what they deserve


722 :
It's great that the owner was willing to intervene.
I was worried that if it was just the people involved, that things would head towards a bad direction


726 :
I understand your feeling of wanting to punish Kisaki and Takeshita, but we're just 3rd party with no direct involvement.
The feelings of a rape victim is something that only the person can understand.
Some people want to just forget about it, thining a dog bit them or something, rather than try to pursue legal punishment.

It's my opinion, having had my GF raped before.
Right after she was raped I reported it to the police without giving enough thought to her feelings, and I regret it now.


728 :
Reading the thread title, it makes me want to punch >>1 in the face.


724 :
I just skimmed the thread, but rape is something where if the woman reports it, it's a certain prison sentence.
I wonder what the other guy will amount to.
If all goes well it'll get put on their record but... honestly I dont think the other guy will get a prison sentence.


727 :
>>724
Hmm, if it was violent rape I'd agree, but rape alone is a 3 year sentence, so as a first offense I'd imagine he may get probation.
The other guy will be tough... assisting in rape, or partner in crime and first offense? If he's the one who initiated the threat, would it be...

Hmm, hard to tell at this stage.


763 :1:2008/09/18(木) 22:47:46.94 ID:BN01dyifO
Sorry I'm late.
We're going to go to a warehouse(?) that the owner rents.
If the thread's still here I'll write once I get a hold of a PC.



764 :
>>763
What? Are you going to hang them? Bury them?


765 :
I understand. You're going to beat the living hell out of them in the warehouse.


766 :
OMG hahaha


767 :
Clearly pointing to some physical trauma.



790 :23:32:01.50 ID:WznV0M1PO
Is >>1 not back yet?


791 :
Currently in the midst of beating them up


795 :1:2008/09/18(木) 23:57:35.91 ID:BN01dyifO
Just got back.
For now, I sense that maybe things were best this way.
Although I was basically nonexistent throughout the ordeal.

I'm going to write everything in detail, but my PC is under "access restriction" or something and I can't seem to post from it...



797 :
>>795
Welcome back.
Take your time writing it all up.
I'm going to stay on this thread all night so.


799 :
>>795
Well done.
Take your time and do it at your pace.


798 :
Welcome back!
It's ok if you just give us a brief synopsis of what happened from your cellphone.


[b]800 :1:2008/09/19(金) 00:06:51.41 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Okay, for now I'll just write what happened at the warehouse.
I'll write more when the access restriction is lifted.

The owner was in a state of quiet fury.
T drank K's urine and in addition, ate K's poop.

K lost his "virginity"


802 :
OMG @ Owner hahaha.


803 :
>>800
Oh what the.


805 :
Hahah talk about payback


806 :
Wait what the hell lololol


807 :
Owner so baller haha.


801 :
Who took it?

>>801 The one that took it was a 'toy'
The one who inserted it was the owner



809 :
K got away with just losing his 'virginity'...
Even though T had to eat K's poop....

>>809
K had to eat poop too
K's own poop



811 :
>>1, I have to apologize.











I so PSYCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


812 :
>>810
Oh man vigilante justice so scaryyyyyyyyyyyyy


813 :
I agree, this is a "maybe it was ok with this" kind of event


814 :
Damn man...(;´Д`)

All the sudden it's turned into scat mode rofl


>>1's access restriction is lifted with the change in date

815 :1:2008/09/19(金) 00:17:34.24 ID:cV3GIHdYO
It'll be slow, but I think I'll start writing.
I arrived at the store around 4pm.
Owner was already there, and we sat down and I explained the things that had happened.

I started to cry again during the middle of it and couldnt talk well, but the owner sat there and listened quietly.


817 :1:2008/09/19(金) 00:23:03.68 ID:cV3GIHdYO
After I told him everything, we were both silent.

Owner: ">>1, what do you want to do? Are you going to go to the police? What about her, what does she think?"
Me: "We're talking about going to the police"
Owner: "Alright, I see. And so, what is it that you actually want to do"
Me: "Honestly, I want to kill them both"
Owner: "Right."

We talked something like this.
The specifics are probably inaccurate, but it should be roughly correct


818 :1:2008/09/19(金) 00:26:59.51 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Then I just threw everything at the owner, from what I had felt, to my powerlessness over everything.

The owner just took it all in silence for me.
And it turned to 5pm and the door opened, and T arrived.

The next moment, T was being knocked back and rolling down the stairs.



820 :
Owner hahahhahah. Holy crap.


819 :
*Giddy*


821 :1:2008/09/19(金) 00:32:11.20 ID:cV3GIHdYO
So the owner ended up hitting him.

T was moaning, unable to understand what had just happened.
Then the owner pulled T up, and sat him down at the table.

He seemed to sense things from looking at my face, and was shaking.
Within 1 minute, it seemed that K had arrived, and I could hear more groaning from downstairs (Bar is on the 2nd floor)



824 :
Owner is so godly!!!


825 :
Omg I have to wake up at 5am tomorrow!
Damn it you're making me look forward to this so much!

Gogo more!


826 :1:2008/09/19(金) 00:37:31.56 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Owner sat down after making both K&T take a seat. he wanted to hear what KT had to say, so I obliged.

After K&T talked things through, the owner started talking to them, saying something along the lines of "What the fuck were you thinking"

Then T mumbled
"B..but.. I.. I didn't do her.."

K and T were being smashed by the owner again.


18 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:12:48.57 ID:cV3GIHdYO

K was on the floor, and T was rolled up and just apologizing over and over.

The owner yelled at them to Sit down, but they both didn't move so he grabbed them by the chest where he had smacked them, and make them sit down on the chairs.

The owner and I then interrogated them about how they itent to take responsibilyt for what they've done.

K adn T werent saying anything other than apoligies, so the owner threatened them by asking if they wanted to go to the police right now, and K started begging and yelling all sorts of unintelligible things.

Then the owner kicked him in the stomach as he was on the floor begging



19 :
Owner LOLOL


23 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:16:37.01 ID:cV3GIHdYO
T was yelling and crying at owner and I that he'd do anything.

So then the owner looked at me, and I nodded.
Owner sat down, and asked K what about him.
K also said he'll do anything!!

I think it was at this point, when the owner thought up of how he'd enact revenge.



25 :
If it's not "cheating" but rape, there's no fault on the GF so.
I hope you can overcome this and find happiness together.


27 :
Man, knowing what ends up happening causes me to shiver in fear.


30 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:24:03.09 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Things progressed really quickly from here.
We took K and T's cell phones, took the phone cables from the store's phones as well.
We told KT to not leave the store, and we locked up and left.

When I asked the owner what he's going to do about the store, he told me that he'd not open today and make it an emergency closed-day. I cried again.

The owner sent me back to my place in his car, and told me to wait in my room.

He told me what he's going to do while we were in the car.
I couldn't help but feel excited, knowing that I would be able to destroy K and T as people.



38 :
Looks like things will be ok if >>1 can properly support the GF, whose psyche mustbe torn to shreds.


41 :
Looks like if KT go to the police even the owner will be in deep shit, but I guess there's no issues as long as you're able to blackmail them. HAHAHA.


35 :
Unless you go to the police, I'd think that even though they're messed up b/c of it right now, eventually it might become a warhero story.
"Back them I got fucked up by a guy when I tricked a girl and boned her. Gotta be careful!(laugh)" or something like that.


33 :
Getting money wont really solve anything but it's better than nothing.

Reporting it to the police~
↓
Start a civil suit~
↓
Reveal it all to KT's family, friends, GF~
↓
Win law suit~
↓
Win money~
↓
Get over the incident together~
↓
Get married~ lawl

>>1
We're rooting for you, so make sure you make your GF happy


44 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:32:29.22 ID:cV3GIHdYO
I was @ my room but since I had been talking with my GF about going to the police, I had to ask the owner whether it'd be ok if we first ask her about her wishes. Owner replied by telling me that he'd take me to her place later so just sit tight. So during this time I told her that I'll b eover at her place later.

>>To the people who gave me replies to make her happy or to marry her: I'll definitely make her happy.


46 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:37:45.07 ID:cV3GIHdYO

So the owner called me to come down, so I took a disposable camera and got in. When I got in, I found a bucket, along with a big, heavy bag at my feet. He told me to not let KT see them, since it'll be a hassle if they escape.

Then we went to her place.



48 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:44:39.41 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Owner waited for us at the car. As soon as I opened the door, she started crying and saying "sorry, sorry again".
All I could say was "It's alright..."

I had already told her that I may talk to the owner about things, so I told her about what we talked about at the bar, trying not to have her feel bad about anything.

I told her that we're going to make sure that we get better results than if we go to the police. She was really worried, but I calmed her down and told her to stay at home.

So then the owner and I headed to the bar hwere KT were still at.


52 :1:2008/09/19(金) 01:50:49.74 ID:cV3GIHdYO
We put K and T in the back seats of the car, and headed to the warehouse which was quite far away.
Our store usually does events on wednesdays, so the warehouse is used to store the lights and liquor and other objects.

K was silent, but T kept yelping,
"What are you going to do to us!?"
"It's already really late!? Why!?"
"I didn't do anything!!"

So the owner smacked him with the back of his fist without saying a word.



60 :
The owner has such an impact that it makes me want to think this story is all fake haha.


66 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:05:22.94 ID:cV3GIHdYO
We got to the warehouse, put KT inside first and then locked the door.

We filled 1 of the 2 buckets with water, and then enetered the warehouse.
The Owner and I were wearing those ski masks that only show the eyes, nose, and mouth, and got the "stuff" ready and started to film.

The owner told K and T to take off their pants but K and T just kind of hesitated saying "Er, Um.." so he kicked T in the gut.
So K hurredly started to take his pants off and T followed suit. We then ducktaped their ahnds together behind their backs.


69 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:07:03.22 ID:cV3GIHdYO

From here on out the content is really vulgar sooo
I'm gogin to do a synopsis rather than go into vivid detail.

Sorry.

The details are so disgusting and revolting, I really don't want to write it.


73 :
Yea.... scat between two guys... that's a bit much


79 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:13:15.56 ID:cV3GIHdYO
T didn't bone her
↓
But you did threaten her and if you weren't found out, you WOULD have
↓
Owner: K, take a piss
↓
K: What, I can'...
↓
Owner: Do it
↓
K: OK
↓
K pisses in bucket
↓
Owner: T, drink it
↓
T: What, I can't----
↓
Owner: Do it
↓
T: OK...



81 :
OMG *trembles*


84 :
I showed my GF this thread and asked her what she'd do if she were in this situation.

1. First of all if he did something bad I wouldn't try to defend him
2. No matter what the two guys say, I would confirm with the BF
3. Even in the case that I'm threatened even without actual fault on the BF, there's nothing that guarentees that things will end once I give them my body, so I would go to the police right away.
4. If worst comes to worst, bite off as much dick as possible.

So scary wtf


85 :
>>84
After reading 4, my dick shriveled up


86 :
>>84
But She's a good girl hahahahah


87 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:20:12.07 ID:cV3GIHdYO

We repeated what we had K→T do for T→K as well.
At this point both of them were crying.
↓
Owner: K, stick out your butt
↓
K: ......
K was silent at this stage.
Owner took out a large syringe and stuck it in K's ass
↓
K, ***** into the bucket
↓
Owner: T, eat it.
↓
T had abandoned all sensibility at this point and was just stuffing it into his mouth.
When he swallowed it, he immediately threw it all up



92 :
>>87
What great punishment.


94 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:25:33.99 ID:cV3GIHdYO
The owner told T to go wash his mouth and what not at the faucet outside.
K was crying, and his shoulders were heaving.
Owner told K to get on all fours and point his butt towrds us.
Owner was clutching a 20cm dildo with his hand.


96 :
OH NO HIS VIRGINITY------------!


98 :
"Wanna Do It?"

Internet meme from a famous gay comic, Kusomiso Technique


103 :
Owner too strong hahaha


105 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:31:09.20 ID:cV3GIHdYO
The Owner didn't use lube or anything and slowly insterted it in.
K was yelling, once the owner told him that if he let out a yell again he'd kick him in the stomach and ram it in hard, K's voice became limited this this growling "Uvvvhhhhh" sound.

Owner told me to move it for K, so I pistoned the dildo at high speed.
So K started screaming again and said sorry sorry etc, so I told him to eat his own shit, which he did, so I took the dildo out.



108 :
Scat eh...
Not my forte.


110 :
>>108
I'd imagine the majority of us here aren't used to this lolol


109 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:36:46.66 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Then we had K wash off his mouth and stff, and showed them the video we took of them, and told them to never show themselves in front of us or my GF, and to move out of the province (like US states) within 2 weeks. If we saw them around, we told them that we'd spread the pictures and videos online, and made them promise to do this.

Owner has the video. I have the camera with the pictures.



112 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:40:59.57 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Afterwards the Owner took K and T back to the store, and he took me back to my room.

I think right now, that things are fine with this.
The best thing is to make sure that my GF is out of harms way, said the owner.
If she sees either of them or has something done to her, we are going to contact K and T's family.



115 :
True, you've gotta be careful of their payback for this


113 :
Is she okay?
She must be terrified, so please be kind to her.


116 :
you know...
I'm thinking "haha serves you right bitch!" but at the same time I'm revolted by the scat


118 :
Damn this is so brutal lol.

i guess they got what they deserved but, >>1, be careful for their payback.


[b]117 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:45:57.26 ID:cV3GIHdYO
Last.

In teh car going back, once it was just the owner and me, he bowed his head to me and started to apologize.

"Sorry for hiring such guys, I didn't have the eye for seeing what kind of people they were.
I am truly sorry."

That made me start to cry again.

With these events, I'm thinking of talking to her about living together.

There's some complicated stuff like the commute to work, but i don't want to have her crying alone so I'm going to do my best.

Thanks to everyone, people who gave me advice, people who cheered me on, people who scolded me.

If something happens to your significant other, please have faith in her.

Thank you for everything.


120 :
Gotta say GJ to the owner.

>>1, please support her.


121 :
Thanks for the story.
I hope you're able to find happiness withher!!!


122 :
It's not something that should be praised, but it really was refreshing for me personally.
Thanks to >>1. Thanks to the owner as well.

make your girl happy


127 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:52:03.75 ID:cV3GIHdYO
>>120
I really can't say thanks enough to the owner.

I'm not going ot let her go.

>>121
Thanks!
I'll make her happy no matter what!

>>122
I agree, what I did was terrible, but I can look back and say it's what I should have done.
I'll make her the happiest girl in the world!



129 :
>>117
Your work is of that nature but... personally I think this is what you should have done.
Your gf is going through the toughest time right now.
I hope you can overcome things together.
Well done, get some rest

I imagine he's referring to how his work is at a bar so his nights are late, making commuting even more problematic


133 :1:2008/09/19(金) 02:56:34.53 ID:cV3GIHdYO
>>129
Thanks
I'll do my best!!
Seriously everyone, thank you so much for everything.

I'll be going offline now.
Thank you again.
Take care of your GF's everyone!
Jyvblamo
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Canada13788 Posts
November 15 2008 01:48 GMT
#2
O lordy lordy, what a saucy one we have here.
Pyrrhuloxia
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United States6700 Posts
November 15 2008 01:49 GMT
#3
Sounds like how my mom caught my dad...
Racenilatr
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United States2756 Posts
November 15 2008 01:51 GMT
#4
ouches....
Fontong
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United States6454 Posts
November 15 2008 01:55 GMT
#5
Ahh..this looks as good as the little toy farm building thing.
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grobo
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Japan6199 Posts
November 15 2008 01:56 GMT
#6
Another 2ch thread, this is gonna be awesome!
We make signature, then defense it.
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United States20661 Posts
November 15 2008 01:57 GMT
#7
Ahahahaha~ awesome.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
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United States3747 Posts
November 15 2008 01:58 GMT
#8
I'm so confused right now? Is this going to be funny once you translate more?
grobo
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Japan6199 Posts
November 15 2008 01:58 GMT
#9
On November 15 2008 10:58 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
I'm so confused right now? Is this going to be funny once you translate more?


Yes, yes it will.
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Frits
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11782 Posts
November 15 2008 02:09 GMT
#10
I love the little explanations like the one about mt fuji, Japanese culture will always be fascinating to me.
grobo
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Japan6199 Posts
November 15 2008 02:10 GMT
#11
Wow, i just realized Haji is at 29999 posts.
We make signature, then defense it.
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United States581 Posts
November 15 2008 02:11 GMT
#12
i dont understand this, wheres part 1?
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Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
November 15 2008 02:19 GMT
#13
that must hurt =(
Graphics
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Laos5494 Posts
November 15 2008 02:20 GMT
#14
YES ANOTHER 2ch translation :DDD

Oh fuck 1 more until the end of the world
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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
November 15 2008 02:20 GMT
#15
this is shite!.
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November 15 2008 02:24 GMT
#16
it's coming
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Canada19447 Posts
November 15 2008 02:24 GMT
#17
hahahahah googogog MORE. I want the epic kicker where we find out why she cheated.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
November 15 2008 02:32 GMT
#18
Oh sick haji's on 29999
Graphics
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Canada18410 Posts
November 15 2008 02:38 GMT
#19
NICE HAJI, 30,000th post for the ending! this will be truly epic! the story seems pretty juicy thus far..
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United States3597 Posts
November 15 2008 02:39 GMT
#20
So is calpis japanese slang for semen? It seems pretty obvious but just figured I'd ask =/
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United States3108 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-15 03:09:54
November 15 2008 02:40 GMT
#21
I'm very excited. I'm not SUPER impressed by the story thus far, but I know the boom is coming, otherwise Haj would have never used 30k post on it.



Me: "...I'm not sure what to do"
GF: "... (man what an annoying guy, I'm telling you I didn't cheat on you)"
Me: "I was your first time... so I intended to be good to you forever and was dating you with serious intentions..."
GF: "... (lol "your first time", you sound so pathetic. There's tons of guys who are better than you)"
Me: "Do you not like me anymore? Did I do something?"
GF: "...no (guess I can't say "yes" here can I)"
Me: "Do you want to break up?"
GF: "NO!! (...Need more money!...)"

(Super move: Fake crying)


hahahah!
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
November 15 2008 02:46 GMT
#22
I bet haji's 30kth post is gonna be some plottwist like

IM THE PLAYA SHE CHEATED ON HIM WITH BOOYA
Graphics
Mastermind
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Canada7096 Posts
November 15 2008 02:49 GMT
#23
On November 15 2008 11:46 Xeofreestyler wrote:
I bet haji's 30kth post is gonna be some plottwist like

IM THE PLAYA SHE CHEATED ON HIM WITH BOOYA

That would be the best possible ending.
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United States17042 Posts
November 15 2008 02:49 GMT
#24
looking for the epic 30k haji xD
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China7078 Posts
November 15 2008 02:58 GMT
#25
i was so close to saying USE A FUCKING BLOG but looooooool.
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Switzerland3919 Posts
November 15 2008 02:59 GMT
#26
I really like your 2chan translations. keep it up. Cant wait to read the whole story.
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is awesome32274 Posts
November 15 2008 03:03 GMT
#27
163 :
>>1
           ,, -──- 、._
        .-"´         \.
        :/   _ノ    ヽ、_ ヽ.:
        :/   o゚((●)) ((●))゚oヽ:
      :|       (__人__)    |:  LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
      :l        )  (      l:
      :` 、       `ー'     /:
       :, -‐ (_).        /
       :l_j_j_j と)丶─‐┬.''´
          :ヽ   :i |:
             :/  :⊂ノ|:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:07 GMT
#28
I hope you finish the story, unlike some people, who I won't mention, that sold their stories to rich movie producers.
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11782 Posts
November 15 2008 03:11 GMT
#29
On November 15 2008 12:03 IntoTheWow wrote:
163 :
>>1
           ,, -──- 、._
        .-"´         \.
        :/   _ノ    ヽ、_ ヽ.:
        :/   o゚((●)) ((●))゚oヽ:
      :|       (__人__)    |:  LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
      :l        )  (      l:
      :` 、       `ー'     /:
       :, -‐ (_).        /
       :l_j_j_j と)丶─‐┬.''´
          :ヽ   :i |:
             :/  :⊂ノ|:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


whatever this is it owns so badly lol
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United States843 Posts
November 15 2008 03:14 GMT
#30
Oh man, these are so epic
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United States3597 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-15 03:16:16
November 15 2008 03:16 GMT
#31
GF: "Yea... T-Shita and..."
Me: "uh huh....




...... AND!?"
Oh noes!
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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 15 2008 03:16 GMT
#32
Oooo Cliffhanger GO!

I dunno what's gonna be more epic, the revelation of why, or Haji's next post.
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Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
November 15 2008 03:19 GMT
#33
haha, keep going! it's so suspenseful
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Canada18410 Posts
November 15 2008 03:22 GMT
#34
On November 15 2008 12:14 d.arkive wrote:
Oh man, these are so epic

=) I love you for posting these haji!
SOOO EPIC!
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United States8366 Posts
November 15 2008 03:23 GMT
#35
LoL DOUBLE KILL!
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Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:24 GMT
#36
[B]
191 :
LOL What difference is it going to make, knowing the situation and how it all happened?
In the end, the girl you took care of was just a public toilet*.

thats it! "Village Taxi" is what this movie will be called.
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Colombia2259 Posts
November 15 2008 03:24 GMT
#37
wow....what a slut.

i would either slap this bitch, or fuck her best friend.
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Australia3316 Posts
November 15 2008 03:25 GMT
#38
hahahaha this is so good
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x89titan
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Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:28 GMT
#39
dude i want him to murder those guys and THEN have a hentai-like scene where the OP rapes his gf til she bleeds and cries. revenge ftw. OR he could humiliate them and do some wicked stuff, like in Oldboy.
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x89titan
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Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:30 GMT
#40
reload reload reload f5 f5 f5
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Laos5494 Posts
November 15 2008 03:32 GMT
#41
I NEED MORE
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Canada19447 Posts
November 15 2008 03:33 GMT
#42
F5F5F5 JAPANESE DRAMA!!!!
JWD
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United States12607 Posts
November 15 2008 03:35 GMT
#43
go go haji go!
✌
Pyrrhuloxia
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United States6700 Posts
November 15 2008 03:39 GMT
#44
>>1 better break up with her
nemY
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United States3119 Posts
November 15 2008 03:39 GMT
#45
Ah man that is really sad to hear. What a twisted turn of events.

Predictions:

+ Show Spoiler +
She goes on to list every single guy that the OP works with (aside from the two already mentioned)


post yours!
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
November 15 2008 03:41 GMT
#46
This is really quite sad, to be honest. Although, I wonder if this is entirely true?
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nemY
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United States3119 Posts
November 15 2008 03:41 GMT
#47
haha he already hit one guy! noice! oh the drama!!!
x89titan
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Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:42 GMT
#48
ooooo dude OP's going to murder them! literally! "move his car" ? whats that suppsoed to mean? i think it means that when he gets into the car, the car explodes!
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SayaSP
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Laos5494 Posts
November 15 2008 03:42 GMT
#49
On November 15 2008 12:41 nemY wrote:
haha he already hit one guy! noice! oh the drama!!!

yea srsly
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 15 2008 03:45 GMT
#50
F5!!!!
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hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
November 15 2008 03:46 GMT
#51
THIS IS SO LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
November 15 2008 03:48 GMT
#52
Need original link as usual, Haji.

Seriously you should just post the original link from now on whenever you do an OP for this :p
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
November 15 2008 03:49 GMT
#53
WTF... I cant believe this is real LOL.
444 444 444 444
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:49 GMT
#54
i hope this isnt a joke
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 03:54 GMT
#55
wtf the police aint gona do anything. he should take matters into his hands. he should go over to his gfs place and mend things. then video tape themselves having sex and then spread it on the internet. then breakup.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
November 15 2008 03:56 GMT
#56
The police, ah shit, wtf did he do to get the police involved...did he...did he kill the guy?
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 15 2008 04:00 GMT
#57
maybe the gf had his coworkers under blackmail!!! and demanded sex!

OH THE DRAMA
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 04:03 GMT
#58
OMG the suspense!!!!! FUCK!
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
November 15 2008 04:08 GMT
#59
Damn Japanese girls are fucking horny.
Karma is a bitch
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
November 15 2008 04:08 GMT
#60
and then ... ?!?! what kind of human being does that to other people! This last update has me updating incessantly ...
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
November 15 2008 04:10 GMT
#61
CLIFF HANGER
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 04:13 GMT
#62
i bet the guys she cheated on were white. dam immigrants.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 15 2008 04:13 GMT
#63
asndasldnasdasdo
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 15 2008 04:13 GMT
#64
LOL I really hope its not a phishing story too
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Ryshi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada361 Posts
November 15 2008 04:13 GMT
#65
more!~~~
The World God Only Knows
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 15 2008 04:13 GMT
#66
I'm having so much trouble trying to figure out the story...
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
November 15 2008 04:16 GMT
#67
OMG I WANT MORE GAWWWD~
Karma is a bitch
Ryshi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada361 Posts
November 15 2008 04:17 GMT
#68
On November 15 2008 13:13 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
I'm having so much trouble trying to figure out the story...


Story in 3 lines according to the posters, pick either one XD

313 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします:2008/09/18(木) 03:41:11.09 ID:dWDlPuhJ0
>>310
GF cheats
Phone call GF Cries a river
Cheating guy arrives


317 :以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします:2008/09/18(木) 03:42:37.35 ID:+FHO+UJQO
>>310
Bitch
An impressive
3 run homerun


322 :
An used rubber at GF's house
Persecute via phone
Villain is Yasu
The World God Only Knows
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
November 15 2008 04:18 GMT
#69
What's a phishing story? Fake?
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
November 15 2008 04:20 GMT
#70
Holy shit this story is unreal.
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
November 15 2008 04:22 GMT
#71
On November 15 2008 13:13 SayaSP wrote:
LOL I really hope its not a phishing story too

It would probably be better if it was, but I get your point.
Do you really want chat rooms?
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 15 2008 04:23 GMT
#72
pretty epic now that i get how to read it,thanks
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 15 2008 04:27 GMT
#73
SHIT
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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
November 15 2008 04:27 GMT
#74
Ah, nice stuff

As always, link to original pls?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 15 2008 04:29 GMT
#75
[image loading]

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CASE

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ChaosMagic
Profile Joined October 2008
United States4 Posts
November 15 2008 04:37 GMT
#76
I always love reading these articles. Always worth repeatedly hitting f5 for an hour or two.
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
November 15 2008 04:40 GMT
#77
rofl haji my faith was fufilled I'm laughing so hard
Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
November 15 2008 04:40 GMT
#78
Those same 4 people always pester you for the original link though Haji, thanks~

That said, are you trying to fit the rest into the 30k post? Just skimmed through, don't think it'll fit :p
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 15 2008 04:44 GMT
#79
oh man, this story is getting good. The responses are priceless.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 04:52 GMT
#80
wtf wheres the next part?
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
lilpwnyIII
Profile Joined October 2008
United States23 Posts
November 15 2008 04:59 GMT
#81
lol at this story
wat quote?
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 05:07 GMT
#82
i would take away their jobs, kill their families, and feed their families to them, lik in that ssouth park ep
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 15 2008 05:13 GMT
#83
I was afraid that haji would never reach his 30k post! I see his post count ~40 away from 30k, and I never saw it increase. NOOO, but now.. wewt!

Epic story, really sad, and emotional, but epic. Last update will be awesome.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 15 2008 05:15 GMT
#84
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5!!!!!!!!
Keep's getting better!
I love this!
Keep posting these epic stories when you find them haji!
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 15 2008 05:20 GMT
#85
srry for double post but
a) what is a phishing story, someone else asked this but i didnt see an answer, is it related to "that sounds fishy" or something in the way that it is fake or deceiving?
b) am i the only one getting annoyed when the anonymous posts aren't even in order?
ex. the list goes
494
506
509
514
512
etc.. >_<
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20020 Posts
November 15 2008 05:22 GMT
#86
if you were translating a thread from TL would you post all the messages that are just "Lol" or "fag" ?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 15 2008 05:22 GMT
#87
some are responses and haji might be cutting posts i dunno. i wonder if he will tell us when it's done or not
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Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
November 15 2008 05:28 GMT
#88
On November 15 2008 14:20 Grobyc wrote:
srry for double post but
a) what is a phishing story, someone else asked this but i didnt see an answer, is it related to "that sounds fishy" or something in the way that it is fake or deceiving?
b) am i the only one getting annoyed when the anonymous posts aren't even in order?
ex. the list goes
494
506
509
514
512
etc.. >_<

This isn't from the 2ch thread itself, but from a blog that posts such content, so a good amount of oneliners and fillers for anchors are probably deleted already. Haji might've cut some useless responses here and there too.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 15 2008 05:28 GMT
#89
even if he was skipping posts how would it go backwords from 514 to 512, and 521 to 516 and stuff....
it just kind of makes it confusing... no biggie i guess but its always nice to understand
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 05:29 GMT
#90
wtf a pussy. "we both cried" the fuck is this shit. and the police. wtf. fuck the police. get a couple of your friends and start beating the shit out of KT and htat other guy.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
ChaosMagic
Profile Joined October 2008
United States4 Posts
November 15 2008 05:31 GMT
#91
Oh man, suspense is killing me, tomorrow? Gah!
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 05:35 GMT
#92
NOOOOO YOU CANT!!!! anyways proleague is on and I just saw Tossgirl x]
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
swat
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia142 Posts
November 15 2008 05:36 GMT
#93
351 :
OMG cut to the chase plzzz



~~ bahahahah I found that reply absolutely hilarious :D
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 15 2008 05:44 GMT
#94
You aren't going to finish it today!? I cant wait for tomorrow.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 15 2008 05:59 GMT
#95
On November 15 2008 14:28 Grobyc wrote:
even if he was skipping posts how would it go backwords from 514 to 512, and 521 to 516 and stuff....
it just kind of makes it confusing... no biggie i guess but its always nice to understand

those are people responding to earlier posts
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LinkinPork
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada222 Posts
November 15 2008 06:13 GMT
#96
This is so suspenseful. Good shit.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
November 15 2008 06:19 GMT
#97
This is so entertaining~
this is my quote.
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
November 15 2008 06:40 GMT
#98
this is so messed up......
evolve or die
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
November 15 2008 07:05 GMT
#99
I can't believe I read all that .. sigh
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 15 2008 07:07 GMT
#100
I usually don't read these 2chan translations, but this is pretty good. Thanks hajster!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
November 15 2008 07:13 GMT
#101
that sucks
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
November 15 2008 08:14 GMT
#102
If you suspect infidelity in your relationship, Cheaters licenced investigators may be able to provide you assistance. Excercise your right to be informed.
1tym is one time for your mind
hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
November 15 2008 08:44 GMT
#103
oh man this is going to have an EPIC ending

jigga
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada1141 Posts
November 15 2008 09:16 GMT
#104
Oh man this is brilliant, mad thanks to haji and please translate it as soon as u have time!
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-15 09:22:37
November 15 2008 09:21 GMT
#105
This is a nice japanese drama . They might make a TV series out of it like they did with Train Man.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 15 2008 10:05 GMT
#106
haji, if it gets boring, spice it up. Truth be damned.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
November 15 2008 11:53 GMT
#107
On November 15 2008 17:14 1tym wrote:
If you suspect infidelity in your relationship, Cheaters licenced investigators may be able to provide you assistance. Excercise your right to be informed.


LOL - -

I hope she ends up being the star of some ravin jav porno -_-;;
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
isbunk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden1017 Posts
November 15 2008 12:24 GMT
#108
On November 15 2008 13:29 IntoTheWow wrote:
[image loading]

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CASE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948


Yes frank.... we do. YEAH!
KIM TAEK YONG HWAITING!
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
November 15 2008 12:27 GMT
#109
omg, japanese drama. Don't we all love it?

Thanks so much for translating
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
November 15 2008 12:45 GMT
#110
sweet, but its gonna need a real twist to motivate the length
The artist formerly known as Starparty
zachmorris
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States106 Posts
November 15 2008 12:49 GMT
#111
who cares....
I hate zach morris
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
November 15 2008 14:22 GMT
#112
oo i understand this now, so dramatic :O
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
November 15 2008 15:04 GMT
#113
Damn thats got alot of juice
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1803 Posts
November 15 2008 15:19 GMT
#114
FUCK. The more I stay on TL the more I'm actually hating girls. FUCK MAN.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
November 15 2008 15:48 GMT
#115
i'll wait for the rest =)
great so far!
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2013 Posts
November 15 2008 15:53 GMT
#116
Why the hell is this crap in General section?
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20020 Posts
November 15 2008 17:42 GMT
#117
On November 16 2008 00:53 LastWish wrote:
Why the hell is this crap in General section?


Your right, this should be at least a featured thread, if not front page news.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
November 15 2008 17:50 GMT
#118
I love the hilarious drama and all but is there anyway you can make this a little easier to read, its so confusing sometimes.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 15 2008 18:02 GMT
#119
On November 16 2008 00:19 JMave wrote:
FUCK. The more I stay on TL the more I'm actually hating girls. FUCK MAN.


don't read tl.net's stories- go generate your own xD
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 15 2008 18:03 GMT
#120
On November 16 2008 02:50 HumbleZealot wrote:
I love the hilarious drama and all but is there anyway you can make this a little easier to read, its so confusing sometimes.


it's supposed to be confusing, kind of like a mystery.
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crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
November 15 2008 19:46 GMT
#121
ahahahahaahhaha i looooooove these 2ch shit
but this one is like a drama! haha
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 15 2008 21:59 GMT
#122
wheres the rest?
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
Amnesty
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2054 Posts
November 15 2008 22:19 GMT
#123
Dont need to read this.. I lived it.
The sky just is, and goes on and on; and we play all our BW games beneath it.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 15 2008 22:23 GMT
#124
On November 15 2008 21:24 isbunk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2008 13:29 IntoTheWow wrote:
[image loading]

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A CASE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948


Yes frank.... we do. YEAH!


*glasses on*



hahahahahahh
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IndigO
Profile Joined January 2005
United States17 Posts
November 15 2008 22:37 GMT
#125
is this real story? if it is 2.5 years... wow.. poor guy..
kr_HyOJa-ScT-
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
November 16 2008 01:29 GMT
#126
AHH WTF EPIC REVENGEEEEEE!!!

Wow, those two guys...seriously got it. The owner is a fuckin baller, vigilante justice and what not. That wasn't a revenge clinic, that was a damn revenge hospital.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
November 16 2008 01:41 GMT
#127
holy shit that was pure awesome ownage.

At first i was like wtf go to the police u idiot! However after reading what he did, i have to admit this was a much better way of handling the situation. I would'v made T fuck K though, not just with a dildo. It better have been a big horse dildo at least.

Anyways, epic thread haji, thx alot. This was perfect after a long boring day at work haha.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
hideo
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1641 Posts
November 16 2008 01:42 GMT
#128
ahh...finally, some chan-worthy material

.....WTF
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
November 16 2008 01:44 GMT
#129
OMG. I really just don't know what to say to that. That is some fucked up shit. And tasty tooo!
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 16 2008 01:46 GMT
#130
what the hell at the ending

wtffffff I dont really believe a word of it but whatever still funny

fuck this owner reminds me of those 2 rapists of pulp fiction except noone came to save the day
crazie-penguin
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States1253 Posts
November 16 2008 01:50 GMT
#131
HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

I can't really believe this for some reason tho
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
November 16 2008 01:55 GMT
#132
On November 16 2008 10:46 Frits wrote:
what the hell at the ending

wtffffff I dont really believe a word of it but whatever still funny

fuck this owner reminds me of those 2 rapists of pulp fiction except noone came to save the day

Thats almost what I was thinking.


Oh man that whole story just turned really bad. Whatever happened to just breaking a dudes legs and being done with it? Christtttt...
Not bad for a cat toy.
cujo2k
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada1044 Posts
November 16 2008 02:00 GMT
#133
wow that was ending was really epic.. but i admit a part of me did think for a second there that it might be fake once i saw the ending -_-;
THE ANSWER IS 288
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
November 16 2008 02:00 GMT
#134
thats my boy.
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
MCMcEmcee
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1609 Posts
November 16 2008 02:08 GMT
#135
wow wtf, true or not that story was crazy sick

thanks for the translation haji
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fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
November 16 2008 02:12 GMT
#136
that owner is a serious baller

honestly
just badass
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
November 16 2008 02:15 GMT
#137
Wow I can't believe this...

Not that I expected anything different for a "japanese punishment" hahahaha
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p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
November 16 2008 02:17 GMT
#138
last night they were going to the cops, then all of the sudden it turns into 2 guys 1 bucket? Freaking crazy story.
Moderator
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
November 16 2008 02:17 GMT
#139
Sick.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
November 16 2008 02:27 GMT
#140
WHAT THE FUCK
✌
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
November 16 2008 02:30 GMT
#141
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
November 16 2008 02:31 GMT
#142
what is up with the japanese and eating shit? hahaha good way to start my sunday morning.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
November 16 2008 02:34 GMT
#143
h o l y f u c k . . . .
The artist formerly known as Starparty
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
November 16 2008 02:36 GMT
#144
wow though I still cant believe it developed like this

epic as fuck
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
November 16 2008 02:38 GMT
#145
LOL WHAT
Graphics
ChaosMagic
Profile Joined October 2008
United States4 Posts
November 16 2008 02:40 GMT
#146
EPIC, that is hilarious as freakin' hell. Worth waiting the extra day.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
November 16 2008 02:40 GMT
#147
What I don't get is that it seems like not a single poster was like: WTF are you doing you sick fuck. Is this kind of thing standard in Japan? This is absurd.
✌
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
November 16 2008 02:44 GMT
#148
WOW after rereading the entire post for a second time this story was very sad.... i feel bad for the couple, im glad they got revenge on K / T. >_<
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." - Bender
Alizee-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States845 Posts
November 16 2008 02:44 GMT
#149
WOOHOO!! YAYY!!! HAPPY ENDING! :D they'll live happily ever after w00t
Strength behind the Pride
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
November 16 2008 02:45 GMT
#150
Haji 1# poster
The_Protagonist_
Profile Joined May 2007
United States40 Posts
November 16 2008 02:46 GMT
#151
The Owner by far, hands down my favorite super hero.
All eyes on me
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-16 02:54:16
November 16 2008 02:52 GMT
#152
On November 16 2008 11:27 jwd241224 wrote:
WHAT THE FUCK


YES WHAT THE FUCK

this is unbelievable. literally.
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
November 16 2008 02:56 GMT
#153
Jesus McCrackers.

Moral of the story. Owners own.
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
November 16 2008 03:08 GMT
#154
Wow, I'm speechless. Really creative punishment from the owner there.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
November 16 2008 03:09 GMT
#155
Does anyone else find the story not funny, or 'epic' at all?
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
ZergZoul
Profile Joined April 2007
Mexico408 Posts
November 16 2008 03:11 GMT
#156
I wish I had not read the ending :S
Sauron
Profile Joined November 2008
Romania169 Posts
November 16 2008 03:12 GMT
#157
o_O...that was a really interesting read and i really don't know what to think wether the story was real or not. Sad story, epic ending.
Soothsayer
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
November 16 2008 03:25 GMT
#158
On November 16 2008 12:09 Butigroove wrote:
Does anyone else find the story not funny, or 'epic' at all?


I agree, if this is true then it's not funny at all. I don't really get it.
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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
November 16 2008 03:27 GMT
#159
......
The Japanese are fucking insane.
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Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
November 16 2008 03:30 GMT
#160
LOL WTF, the owner is fucking badass
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 16 2008 03:31 GMT
#161
Japanese people are so weird/insane ><;;
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triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
November 16 2008 03:34 GMT
#162
What.

What.

whatwhatwhatwhatwhat

That's so... wow...
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CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
November 16 2008 03:36 GMT
#163
this is really depressing
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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
November 16 2008 03:36 GMT
#164
what the fuckk
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Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
November 16 2008 03:41 GMT
#165
Holy shit Haji... wow thats completely epic
liosama
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Australia843 Posts
November 16 2008 03:50 GMT
#166
couldnt the op have made all this up though?
i dont know how people believe things so easy

then in 2 years time you see this turn into an anime or drama
gg
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Amnesty
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2054 Posts
November 16 2008 03:53 GMT
#167
haha i had a nurse use a syringe on me when i was 7 before going under the knife. I guess they just inject normal water. And let me tell you, you shit like a fountain, tub girl style.

And ughh.. They should have just went to the police. T sounds like he would have sang like a canary.
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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
November 16 2008 03:54 GMT
#168
LOOOOLL. i bet you if this was real then the bar owner must be an ex-yakuza or something. holy fuck, props for the thinking on the fly revenge.
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SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
November 16 2008 03:58 GMT
#169
LOLLL
Karma is a bitch
Glider
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States1353 Posts
November 16 2008 04:02 GMT
#170
T_T lol
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
November 16 2008 04:10 GMT
#171
lol wtf?
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kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
November 16 2008 04:10 GMT
#172
Wow those dudes got their come uppence. wowz0rs.
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Paddington
Profile Joined May 2008
Australia254 Posts
November 16 2008 04:15 GMT
#173
Lolol 'owner' is very appropriate.
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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
November 16 2008 04:24 GMT
#174
In Japan, people in higher positions have a duty to look out for their underlings, so the owner was just trying to be a good boss and fulfill his duty with honor ^^;;
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
November 16 2008 04:28 GMT
#175
well here's the other question. They got a confession out of K, but never really out of T, and he kept on saying that he didn't fuck her. So what if he really didn't? Who cleaned up that mess? and the OP was just there watching? I mean, the smell itself would have made me puke. Do things like this happen often in Japan?
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lilpwnyIII
Profile Joined October 2008
United States23 Posts
November 16 2008 04:34 GMT
#176
...

story seems fake once the 2 guys 1 bucket scene started
wat quote?
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
November 16 2008 04:40 GMT
#177
On November 16 2008 13:34 lilpwnyIII wrote:
...

story seems fake once the 2 guys 1 bucket scene started


This. Way too similar to 2 girls 1 cup, seems like a sort of mockery.
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 16 2008 04:43 GMT
#178
LOL WHAT NEVER EXPECTED THAT LOL
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ChaoSbringer
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia1382 Posts
November 16 2008 05:01 GMT
#179
Wow....

Just, wow....
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
November 16 2008 05:06 GMT
#180
and they lived happily ever after....
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 16 2008 05:12 GMT
#181
--- Nuked ---
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 16 2008 05:39 GMT
#182
What would it take for you to eat shit? I can tell you it would take alot more from me than some old guy kicking me. Was there ever a mention of a gun or anything like that? Since I don't think so, I don't think this story is true.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
November 16 2008 06:29 GMT
#183
i wonder what i would do in KT situation.

would i eat shit? probably not.


then again, i wouldn't rape a girl.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20020 Posts
November 16 2008 08:37 GMT
#184
That owner emulates all that is BAMF
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
November 16 2008 08:47 GMT
#185
LOL EPIC THREAD HAJI
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indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
November 16 2008 09:07 GMT
#186
priceless turn of events indeed!
Love you haji!

How are you gonna make your 30.000 post even more epic though?
jigga
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada1141 Posts
November 16 2008 09:32 GMT
#187
Wow what the FUCK I did not see that one coming, what a crazy ending.

Thanks so much Haji, these must take literally days to do, but please translate more if you have time! We always appreciate these 2ch threads!
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
November 16 2008 09:38 GMT
#188
On November 15 2008 18:21 [X]Ken_D wrote:
This is a nice japanese drama . They might make a TV series out of it like they did with Train Man.


or a HENTAI anime/film.
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Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
November 16 2008 10:03 GMT
#189
THE FUCK LOL
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cujo2k
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada1044 Posts
November 16 2008 10:04 GMT
#190
On November 16 2008 12:54 haduken wrote:
LOOOOLL. i bet you if this was real then the bar owner must be an ex-yakuza or something.

haha my thoughts exactly
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Augury
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States758 Posts
November 16 2008 11:01 GMT
#191
WTF.... this thread went all kinds of place
kAra
Profile Joined September 2004
Germany1375 Posts
November 16 2008 11:23 GMT
#192
sick
mada mada dane
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
November 16 2008 11:36 GMT
#193
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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden1017 Posts
November 16 2008 11:54 GMT
#194
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KIM TAEK YONG HWAITING!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 16 2008 12:42 GMT
#195
WHAT THE FUCKAKAFAKAFKKF!?!?
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village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
November 16 2008 13:11 GMT
#196
Girlfriend cheating on me thread turned into gay rape scat porn?

This is the finest of 2ch.
keit
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1584 Posts
November 16 2008 13:15 GMT
#197
hahah, it all started out pretty regular and I thought it was pretty meh... but oh how it turned out.. lol just lol.
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
November 16 2008 13:18 GMT
#198
wow that was pretty interesting and must have sucked for KT
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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
November 16 2008 13:26 GMT
#199
OOOOOHH

NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO IF MY GF CHEATS ON ME NOW ! ! !
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s.a.y
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Croatia3840 Posts
November 16 2008 13:36 GMT
#200
wicked shit.

i just love Japanise art movies :D
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hubfub
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia352 Posts
November 16 2008 13:42 GMT
#201
W T FFFF
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
November 16 2008 13:55 GMT
#202
On November 16 2008 22:11 village_idiot wrote:
Girlfriend cheating on me thread turned into gay rape scat porn?

This is the finest of 2ch.

Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
November 16 2008 13:56 GMT
#203
tbh makes this final edit
ThatGuy
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada695 Posts
November 16 2008 14:20 GMT
#204
WHAT THE HELL!

And there's more too? Damn...
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
November 16 2008 14:25 GMT
#205
On November 16 2008 22:55 Boonbag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2008 22:11 village_idiot wrote:
Girlfriend cheating on me thread turned into gay rape scat porn?

This is the finest of 2ch.



LOL, yea, I was like wtf... I have to write a reply now when I read that part...
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frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
November 16 2008 15:06 GMT
#206
.... how the fuck do you all believe in this stuff? This sounds like a story some bored 13 year old would invent .... plus, anyone who's lurked the chans for long enough knows that only a fool would believe in the stories there. It's ALWAYS copypasta.
Jaeden
Profile Joined September 2008
Romania1489 Posts
November 16 2008 15:53 GMT
#207
pfff, even if this isn`t true it`s still amazing :O. What a crazy story!
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6635 Posts
November 16 2008 16:00 GMT
#208
Holy shit, if this is true then it's one fucked up series of events. The owner is a complete badass lol.
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PePe QuiCoSE
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Argentina1204 Posts
November 16 2008 16:05 GMT
#209
So... the owner finally got that self made video to have a good night fap. This is the kind of thing you really say "sick"
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
November 16 2008 16:53 GMT
#210
Haji's post count went down?
Hitokiri
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Spain306 Posts
November 16 2008 18:55 GMT
#211
Yeah he broke the counter
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 16 2008 20:54 GMT
#212
On November 16 2008 14:12 dronebabo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2008 13:28 lilsusie wrote:
well here's the other question. They got a confession out of K, but never really out of T, and he kept on saying that he didn't fuck her. So what if he really didn't? Who cleaned up that mess? and the OP was just there watching? I mean, the smell itself would have made me puke. Do things like this happen often in Japan?

you can't be serious


LOL!!
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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
November 16 2008 21:02 GMT
#213
good read, try to imagine what the owner looks like
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CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
November 16 2008 21:41 GMT
#214
...really?

no, really?

How can anyone believe this crap?!

AND THEN A DRAGON CAME OUT IN LEATHER BOOTS AND A STRAP-ON!!


...i wasted like 10 minutes reading hoping i'd get to see a "HAHA JOKE!" or something. God.
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 17 2008 00:03 GMT
#215
What the hell haji your postcount says 29992 but when I check your public profile it says Total Posts 30007, WHAT GIVES?

And seriously this story is so fake lol, it's just someone's gay rape fantasy, hence the emphasis on submission, lots of crying and dildo's. He was crying while beating some guy up who was crying? What a bunch of bullshit.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 17 2008 00:10 GMT
#216
LOL, store owner is pretty cruel, haha! I don't know if T&K quite deserved that... but wow... The man knows how to lay down the law.
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Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
November 17 2008 00:37 GMT
#217
WHAT THE FUCK
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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
November 17 2008 20:42 GMT
#218
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)
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rKos
Profile Joined July 2008
Finland131 Posts
November 17 2008 20:56 GMT
#219
I assume "phishing" means "trolling"?
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
November 17 2008 20:59 GMT
#220
On November 17 2008 09:03 Frits wrote:
What the hell haji your postcount says 29992 but when I check your public profile it says Total Posts 30007, WHAT GIVES?

And seriously this story is so fake lol, it's just someone's gay rape fantasy, hence the emphasis on submission, lots of crying and dildo's. He was crying while beating some guy up who was crying? What a bunch of bullshit.


they set it to start counting down lol
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Ha.cK
Profile Joined March 2005
United States271 Posts
November 17 2008 21:10 GMT
#221
pics or it didn't happen
wtf
rKos
Profile Joined July 2008
Finland131 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 21:23:45
November 17 2008 21:23 GMT
#222
On November 18 2008 05:42 MasterReY wrote:
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)


Nippon. 2ch is not 4chan. It's not just bored kids there.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 21:46:35
November 17 2008 21:42 GMT
#223
I finally came back to finish reading this. Great story. Thanks haji. The ending was not what I was expecting. I was definitely expecting a "I gotcha fools lolol" at the end.


edit: I cant believe some people actually believe this story. LOL
ShmotZ
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States581 Posts
November 17 2008 21:58 GMT
#224
i coulda swore your post count was 29999 last time i saw it O.O now its 29985?
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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 21:59:07
November 17 2008 21:58 GMT
#225
On November 18 2008 06:23 rKos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 18 2008 05:42 MasterReY wrote:
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)


Nippon. 2ch is not 4chan. It's not just bored kids there.


so you think this story is real? :D
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rKos
Profile Joined July 2008
Finland131 Posts
November 17 2008 22:06 GMT
#226
On November 18 2008 06:58 MasterReY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 18 2008 06:23 rKos wrote:
On November 18 2008 05:42 MasterReY wrote:
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)


Nippon. 2ch is not 4chan. It's not just bored kids there.


so you think this story is real? :D


What is the use of believing or not believing?
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 17 2008 22:23 GMT
#227
On November 18 2008 06:58 ShmotZ wrote:
i coulda swore your post count was 29999 last time i saw it O.O now its 29985?


he keeps deleting posts or something. I guess we're not ever going to see a haji with over 30k posts.

This story is so crazy ><;;
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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
November 17 2008 22:45 GMT
#228
wtf this shit is crazy
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
November 17 2008 22:49 GMT
#229
That is so disgusting
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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
November 17 2008 23:23 GMT
#230
On November 18 2008 06:58 MasterReY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 18 2008 06:23 rKos wrote:
On November 18 2008 05:42 MasterReY wrote:
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)


Nippon. 2ch is not 4chan. It's not just bored kids there.


so you think this story is real? :D


If I told you a story about a guy who spends years building a secret room in his basement and then one day decides it's a good time to lock his teenage daughter up in there.
He then spends years and years raping her ultimatly making her the mother of SEVEN children before someone finds out. All the while he is living a perfectly normal life with his wife upstairs.

You would just laugh and say fake as well right? Just saying.
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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 17 2008 23:46 GMT
#231
At least that guy didn't put up a post on the internet describing in detail how he sodomized his captives.

This could just be me not knowing the strange minds of the japanese middle-aged men, but it could also be shenanigans.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-18 00:56:50
November 18 2008 00:55 GMT
#232
Fucked up to be sure, but K and T deserved it imo.

Tough way to learn a lesson.

Edit: I'm on the fence about believing the story, but it is more entertaining for me if I convince myself it is real, so unless somebody proves it is fake, I will just believe it really happened.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 18 2008 00:56 GMT
#233
HOLY FUCKING SHIT O_O
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Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
November 18 2008 01:14 GMT
#234
What. The. Fuck.
Super serious.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
November 18 2008 01:32 GMT
#235
Hahahaha I just read all the bold, so gross wtf
I don't believe it's real at all
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16987 Posts
November 18 2008 01:42 GMT
#236
Hahaha I love vigilante justice XD
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 18 2008 01:43 GMT
#237
can't the police track IPs and shit and prosecute if they found this thread?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
November 18 2008 01:57 GMT
#238
if this thread was made into a book it would definitely be a bestseller
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
November 18 2008 02:00 GMT
#239
someone watched too much pulp fiction.
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 18 2008 02:37 GMT
#240
On November 18 2008 10:57 ~_~ wrote:
if this thread was made into a book it would definitely be a bestseller

I was thinking something along those lines when I was reading it. NaNoWriMo is still going, any takers?
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
November 18 2008 03:20 GMT
#241
Holy shit that was the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard Epic post


EPIC!
overpool
Profile Joined April 2008
United States191 Posts
November 20 2008 05:46 GMT
#242
On November 18 2008 08:23 KlaCkoN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 18 2008 06:58 MasterReY wrote:
On November 18 2008 06:23 rKos wrote:
On November 18 2008 05:42 MasterReY wrote:
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)


Nippon. 2ch is not 4chan. It's not just bored kids there.


so you think this story is real? :D


If I told you a story about a guy who spends years building a secret room in his basement and then one day decides it's a good time to lock his teenage daughter up in there.
He then spends years and years raping her ultimatly making her the mother of SEVEN children before someone finds out. All the while he is living a perfectly normal life with his wife upstairs.

You would just laugh and say fake as well right? Just saying.

You forgot the part where the guy takes breaks every 10 minutes to post his current exploits to an online forum.
yay i love tl events
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
November 20 2008 16:50 GMT
#243
this story is fake and fucked up.
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 20 2008 17:32 GMT
#244
This story is so messed up >.> although weirder (and worse) things have happened in life.
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sowhat91
Profile Joined October 2008
26 Posts
November 20 2008 18:01 GMT
#245
not only is it fake but also it is bad... I mean seriously do you guys have no imagination? Are you immature pubescent tards? Basically a fucked up 13 year-old wrote the sickest shit his brain could make up down and most of you guys worship it as "epic"... What has the internet made of you?? This is just a load of retarded bullshit written by an insecure, unimaginative and most of all dumb person, all people I know could write more imaginative and more disgusting things (if they wanted to waste a lot of time on crap that is).
If this is the kind of humor and/or spectacle that makes u guys cum in ur pants it really says a lot about what tl.nets userbase has become.
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
November 20 2008 19:43 GMT
#246
On November 20 2008 14:46 overpool wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 18 2008 08:23 KlaCkoN wrote:
On November 18 2008 06:58 MasterReY wrote:
On November 18 2008 06:23 rKos wrote:
On November 18 2008 05:42 MasterReY wrote:
oh my fucking god.
i just read it all.
i dont believe that this is true.
who would do such a fucked up shit (shit...lol)


Nippon. 2ch is not 4chan. It's not just bored kids there.


so you think this story is real? :D


If I told you a story about a guy who spends years building a secret room in his basement and then one day decides it's a good time to lock his teenage daughter up in there.
He then spends years and years raping her ultimatly making her the mother of SEVEN children before someone finds out. All the while he is living a perfectly normal life with his wife upstairs.

You would just laugh and say fake as well right? Just saying.

You forgot the part where the guy takes breaks every 10 minutes to post his current exploits to an online forum.


Haha true, but my point was more along the lines of that there are so many weirdos on this planet that nothing, _nothing_ is so strange and disgusting that it just has to be fake.
I am quite sure that someone, somewhere has played out 2girls1cup irl, for example.
And guy above me get of your horse ><. This story while weird and perhaps even badly written is not a sign of retardation by any means.
In fact I would call most crime novels/shows way more fucked up.
On the revenge theme this was actually quite a fun read lol.
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