Freak Dancing? - Page 4

On August 30 2008 19:13 AttackZerg wrote:
I have been super short my whole life.....

so around 7th grade I was trying to figure out how all these asian/mexican cats who were the same height as me or shorter were getting blowjobs from all these hot chicks ....

I spent two years on cardboard boxes in my backyard and going to under 18 clubs practicing. By high school at every dance I was the center of attention and it helped getting laid so much.....

I highly recommend spending a good 10-20 hours on dancing when your younger to boost up your confidence and get laid easily.

After that learn to tell a few well timed jokes and getting laid is like 4 pooling an FE...

Its EZ.

On August 30 2008 19:13 AttackZerg wrote:
I have been super short my whole life.....

so around 7th grade I was trying to figure out how all these asian/mexican cats who were the same height as me or shorter were getting blowjobs from all these hot chicks ....

I spent two years on cardboard boxes in my backyard and going to under 18 clubs practicing. By high school at every dance I was the center of attention and it helped getting laid so much.....

I highly recommend spending a good 10-20 hours on dancing when your younger to boost up your confidence and get laid easily.

After that learn to tell a few well timed jokes and getting laid is like 4 pooling an FE...

Its EZ.

On September 01 2008 09:55 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
This looks boring.

On August 30 2008 17:20 dream-_- wrote:


thats kinda the idea. dont watch that first video, that guy looked like a fag.

first of all, dont call it freaking, thats like 90s style, its called grinding.

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING DONT OVERDO IT YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.

The girl is supposed to be doing everything, your job is to act the entire time like your in awe of the ass.

in a club you cant really ask a girl to dance, its too loud, trying to talk in a club just gets awkward. Now this depends on the girl/the club/the state/ the country/the weather/how good at dancing/how good you look in a dimly lit room. SO IT CAN BE CONFUSING. Sometimes you need to dance in front of a girl first, just kinda square up with her and raise your hands up and snap or whatever the hell, just dont do too much you will look dumb. Dance closer to her and see what she does.

Now if the club is just going crazy that night doesnt even matter, girls will be crazy so just straight up go behind a girl and start feeling on her hips. this can backfire, be warned.

here is the thing i see alot of people do that just screws them over. if your going to DANCE with a girl DANCE with a girl, too many people half commit, that doesnt work. NUMBER 1 THING is CONFIDENCE, CONFIDENCE, CONFIDENCE. I cant stress that enough, if you look like a complete fool but you are oozing with confidence no girl is going to reject you no matter what.

Dont worry about being rejected, it happens sometimes, more so at clubs that are like the one you described.

Now here is the catch, if your the kind of person that has to ask how to do something like this it prolly isnt coming natural, and the best thing to do is just do whatever the fuck you feel like doing. you wanna do a backflip do a fucking back flip. you wanna go plop your penis on a random girls ass go for it.

so to sum it all up, dont think, just do whatever the fuck you think would be fun.

On August 30 2008 11:24 Agavond wrote:


Watch this noobs:

On August 30 2008 11:35 iNcontroL wrote:
that black girl is kinda hot btw

To OP: How the FUCK do some of you people admit this shit? That is the saddest story I ever heard. At least TL.net it up with some of the classics:

"Well, I was standing on the wall with my leather jacket's collar popped and a booted leg on the wall smoking a join when a circle of girls came over and were completely lost in my masculinity. So they started freak dancing with me but grew uncomfortable when my 14 inch python unfurled and started to get in the way of their dancing. Eventually they retreated and I just went home and fucking my underage super hot girl friend."

On February 03 2012 10:36 KimJongChill wrote:
Not even dancing, this is just dry humping to music @_@.

On February 03 2012 10:31 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Hilarious bump. I approve.

On February 03 2012 10:37 Scorm wrote:


This sounds more like some bad attempt to start a thread so the OP can see what kind of random feedback gets submitted and hopefully no one actually responds to this and oh... Oops...

On August 30 2008 18:48 lakrismamma wrote:
I think this is illigal in sweden..

But seriously where is this going on it seems awkward for both partys. Its like getting a lapdance from an amateur.

Now here is the catch, if your the kind of person that has to ask how to do something like this it prolly isnt coming natural, and the best thing to do is just do whatever the fuck you feel like doing. you wanna do a backflip do a fucking back flip. you wanna go plop your penis on a random girls ass go for it.