Freak Dancing?

On August 30 2008 11:20 daz wrote:
what the fuck is freaking? it sounds pretty intense

On August 30 2008 11:24 Sins wrote:


Watch this noobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4oNVIYsuc4

On August 30 2008 11:31 daz wrote:


in canada we call that dancing

On August 30 2008 11:24 Sins wrote:


Watch this noobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4oNVIYsuc4

On August 30 2008 11:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:

In Strategy Forum:
"Well, I was standing on the wall with my leather jacket's collar popped and a booted leg on the wall smoking a join when a circle of girls came over and were completely lost in my masculinity. So they started freak dancing with me but grew uncomfortable when my 14 inch python unfurled and started to get in the way of their dancing. Eventually they retreated and I just went home and fucking my underage super hot girl friend.

Hey guys, what's better 6 pool or 7 pool?"

On August 30 2008 11:43 Xeofreestyler wrote:
who the fuck uploads that of himself
and the dude's not even doing shit except for the occasional boobgrabbing ahahahaha

On August 30 2008 14:16 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
she has like 5 up.

She is kinda hot for a thicker girl.

On August 30 2008 11:06 YanGpaN wrote:
mail firebathero?

On August 30 2008 10:55 shavingcream66 wrote:
The girls had their own circles and like groups where they were freaking with each other and guys were on the side.

On August 30 2008 14:20 DanceCommander wrote:


So are you saying you don't like thick girls? I'm not saying fat, but, you know, they have a skinny waste, thick upper legs/nice ass and great ummmmm you know uuuuhhhhh boobssdgfsadjgbbsdagjhbasdhgbkahsbdg

On August 30 2008 11:43 Xeofreestyler wrote:
l m a o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXStyiGHxyw

who the fuck uploads that of himself
and the dude's not even doing shit except for the occasional boobgrabbing ahahahaha

On August 30 2008 12:27 CapO wrote:
is getting hard okay while doing this dance? this question is so impossible to answer, cause i've read that some girls like it and some girls don't and are creeped out? where's the truth!!?!?!?

edit: when i am not so drunk, i get hard..
but when i am drunk, im just DRUNK and dancing wtfout.

On August 31 2008 18:02 Piste wrote:
so girls and guys are seperate in america's clubs? weird shit.

On August 30 2008 18:48 lakrismamma wrote:
I think this is illigal in sweden..

But seriously where is this going on it seems awkward for both partys. Its like getting a lapdance from an amateur.

On August 31 2008 23:29 REDBLUEGREEN wrote:
next time just start skankin' or start a pit
seriously though I'm always feeling kinda stupid when dancing that style. It just feels artificial and is no fun

On September 01 2008 02:36 bdams19 wrote:
i would recommend talking to the girl and asking her if she wants to dance before jamming your crotch in her ass

On September 01 2008 02:36 bdams19 wrote:
i would recommend talking to the girl and asking her if she wants to dance before jamming your crotch in her ass

On August 30 2008 19:13 AttackZerg wrote:
I have been super short my whole life.....

so around 7th grade I was trying to figure out how all these asian/mexican cats who were the same height as me or shorter were getting blowjobs from all these hot chicks ....

I spent two years on cardboard boxes in my backyard and going to under 18 clubs practicing. By high school at every dance I was the center of attention and it helped getting laid so much.....

I highly recommend spending a good 10-20 hours on dancing when your younger to boost up your confidence and get laid easily.

After that learn to tell a few well timed jokes and getting laid is like 4 pooling an FE...

Its EZ.

On August 30 2008 19:13 AttackZerg wrote:
I have been super short my whole life.....

so around 7th grade I was trying to figure out how all these asian/mexican cats who were the same height as me or shorter were getting blowjobs from all these hot chicks ....

I spent two years on cardboard boxes in my backyard and going to under 18 clubs practicing. By high school at every dance I was the center of attention and it helped getting laid so much.....

I highly recommend spending a good 10-20 hours on dancing when your younger to boost up your confidence and get laid easily.

After that learn to tell a few well timed jokes and getting laid is like 4 pooling an FE...

Its EZ.

On September 01 2008 09:55 Smokin_Squirrel wrote:
This looks boring.

On August 30 2008 17:20 dream-_- wrote:


thats kinda the idea. dont watch that first video, that guy looked like a fag.

first of all, dont call it freaking, thats like 90s style, its called grinding.

IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING DONT OVERDO IT YOU WILL END UP LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.

The girl is supposed to be doing everything, your job is to act the entire time like your in awe of the ass.

in a club you cant really ask a girl to dance, its too loud, trying to talk in a club just gets awkward. Now this depends on the girl/the club/the state/ the country/the weather/how good at dancing/how good you look in a dimly lit room. SO IT CAN BE CONFUSING. Sometimes you need to dance in front of a girl first, just kinda square up with her and raise your hands up and snap or whatever the hell, just dont do too much you will look dumb. Dance closer to her and see what she does.

Now if the club is just going crazy that night doesnt even matter, girls will be crazy so just straight up go behind a girl and start feeling on her hips. this can backfire, be warned.

here is the thing i see alot of people do that just screws them over. if your going to DANCE with a girl DANCE with a girl, too many people half commit, that doesnt work. NUMBER 1 THING is CONFIDENCE, CONFIDENCE, CONFIDENCE. I cant stress that enough, if you look like a complete fool but you are oozing with confidence no girl is going to reject you no matter what.

Dont worry about being rejected, it happens sometimes, more so at clubs that are like the one you described.

Now here is the catch, if your the kind of person that has to ask how to do something like this it prolly isnt coming natural, and the best thing to do is just do whatever the fuck you feel like doing. you wanna do a backflip do a fucking back flip. you wanna go plop your penis on a random girls ass go for it.

so to sum it all up, dont think, just do whatever the fuck you think would be fun.

On August 30 2008 11:24 Agavond wrote:


Watch this noobs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4oNVIYsuc4

On August 30 2008 11:35 iNcontroL wrote:
that black girl is kinda hot btw

To OP: How the FUCK do some of you people admit this shit? That is the saddest story I ever heard. At least TL.net it up with some of the classics:

"Well, I was standing on the wall with my leather jacket's collar popped and a booted leg on the wall smoking a join when a circle of girls came over and were completely lost in my masculinity. So they started freak dancing with me but grew uncomfortable when my 14 inch python unfurled and started to get in the way of their dancing. Eventually they retreated and I just went home and fucking my underage super hot girl friend."

On February 03 2012 10:36 KimJongChill wrote:
Not even dancing, this is just dry humping to music @_@.

On February 03 2012 10:31 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Hilarious bump. I approve.

On February 03 2012 10:37 Scorm wrote:


This sounds more like some bad attempt to start a thread so the OP can see what kind of random feedback gets submitted and hopefully no one actually responds to this and oh... Oops...

On August 30 2008 18:48 lakrismamma wrote:
I think this is illigal in sweden..

But seriously where is this going on it seems awkward for both partys. Its like getting a lapdance from an amateur.

Now here is the catch, if your the kind of person that has to ask how to do something like this it prolly isnt coming natural, and the best thing to do is just do whatever the fuck you feel like doing. you wanna do a backflip do a fucking back flip. you wanna go plop your penis on a random girls ass go for it.

On February 03 2012 15:29 ZaplinG wrote:
think about starcraft

On February 05 2012 09:27 noobcakes wrote:
I think most girls find it flattering when a guy gets a boner.

On February 03 2012 14:34 attwell wrote:
I've heard of girls getting offended if a guy gets a boner while freaking.

What did they expect to happen? I thought that was the point.

I wish I was black and could naturally be good at this.

On February 05 2012 09:31 NewbieOne wrote:


Unfortunately. I wish they had more self-respect than dancing sexually with strangers. Those women are mostly going to be someone's wives and some children's mothers at some point. With a past they won't be proud to show to those children.

On February 05 2012 10:06 Nqsty wrote:
This thread is so fucking hilarious, every post is golden, I just can't stop laughing.

But seriously, in Europe no one grinds, it's kind of a retarded thing to do to be honest. I mean unless I was real drunk, if a girl came up and started grinding on me in a club I'd be uncomfortable, any dude would.

The only people who grind are those weird 50 year old dudes with weird 50 year old chicks, you always get that odd couple getting down, dirty and sweaty on the dancefloor with everyone standing around them thinking wtf wtf wtf wtf youtube this shit asap

Actually come to think of it, why is there always a new dance trend every 6 months in the US ?

Edit: this is my personal experience from UK/France/Spain/other countries in Europe
Edit2: guys who got real game don't need to move their asses like females to get laid, yay for europe

On February 05 2012 10:12 noobcakes wrote:


I'm glad you find it funny, but what if a HOT girl came up to you grinding? you would still be uncomfortable?

So what about high school dances? Are you saying all they do are stupid things like cat daddy and the soulja boy dance? Maybe things are different in europe, but I doubt it.

On February 05 2012 09:36 Zapdos_Smithh wrote:

Lol and the guys will be husbands and fathers at some point in the future as well, but no comment on them? Humans are sexual beings...that's such a stupid double standard that is unfair for women (I'm a guy saying this).

On February 05 2012 10:24 Nqsty wrote:


I grew up in France, and never had cat daddy or soulja boy dances, the one and only dance phase we ever had was Tecktonik, which I never really understood, but it was huge and thats about it. and yeah even if a girl was hot, it's just not at all a common sight around here.

Put it this way, I don't think I've ever seen anyone grind in my life, as in proper full on grinding, i've seen sexual dances and stuff, but thats just people plastered in a club before its about to close. I've actually had this conversation with US friends of mine who study in the UK, and they're really shocked to see that grinding just isn't the done thing around here

it just doesn't happen, you can be behind a girl when she's dancing, but she's not gonna spend her time stroking your dick with her but cheeks hoping you'll get a boner

On February 05 2012 10:39 clementdudu wrote:

as a french i can tell you that grinding is not done in clubs,pretty nuch never,but go to a few house parties and thats pretty much all youll see.clubs in france is all about looking like a badass with a drink in your hand all night long.if you can pull a girl in a french club without her being completely wasted,then my friend youve got game.from my experience in the uk(brighton)its more about random girls grabbing your dick/try to finger your ass while youre dancing.
as for high school dances/prom....never had those in france so wouldnt know what would happen there ;o

On February 07 2012 10:31 TanTzoR wrote:
Is it some sort of dancing doggy-style?

On February 07 2012 10:48 trollbone wrote:
never saw that in france lol

On February 07 2012 10:53 1Eris1 wrote:



Really? What area of France are you from? I visited my friend (who was previously an exchange student of ours) at her house in the Lyon area and found that their parties were just as wild (alootttttttttttttt of grinding) if not more so than the ones in America.

On February 07 2012 11:14 Roe wrote:
grinding sounds really boring. reminds me too much of world of warcraft, grinding rep, grinding pvp ranks. i'd rather just have a romantic evening. some candles, moonlight, wine, french bread. bit of cheese. then we'd go back to my place and watch some really bad movie just to laugh at it. afterwards we'll fall asleep in each others arms, the next day waking up to the sun filling up the air and the room. we'd look at each other through barely waking eyes and feel entranced, so close together. Everything went perfect. Everything is perfect. Then I wake up to real life, and it's back to grinding world of warcraft.

On February 07 2012 12:30 Golgotha wrote:


hahahaha fuck you lol :D