[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 29

On July 21 2012 13:29 sluggaslamoo wrote:


You are an idiot. I was hitting it as hard as I possibly could, if I was fighting for my life I would do the same.

On July 21 2012 13:27 SoulTakerz wrote:


You weren't fighting for you life and you didn't want to kill the dog.

On July 21 2012 13:29 sluggaslamoo wrote:


You are an idiot. I was hitting it as hard as I possibly could, if I was fighting for my life I would do the same.

On July 21 2012 13:31 SoulTakerz wrote:



You're the idiot if you think hitting a dog is the best way to kill it mate.

On July 21 2012 13:38 JacobShock wrote:


The actor/comedian Bryan Callen has had some incidents where he's had to seperate his dogs, when they wanted to litterally kill each other. He choked one of em out. Again, I think there are many factors that comes in play, so you can't say for sure who would win in a fight. Cause the outcome would be very different, pending on the individual human or dog. And I doubt any studies will be done on the subject anytime soon lol. But I'm sorry with what happened to your dog, that sounds like a fucked up situation.

On July 21 2012 13:21 sluggaslamoo wrote:
I actually have experience "fighting" a dog. Well trying to stop it from fighting another dog.

One time a person brought a dog onto our farm, it looked kinda like a cross between a golden retriever and a rottweiler. And it ran out and latched onto my dog, while everyone else was out inspecting so I had to fight it on my own.

Eventually my dogs guts went everywhere, and I tried everything beating the crap out of it, grabbing its neck and knee-ing it, it was like trying to fight a brick wall, I couldn't do anything. This went for about 10 minutes. I am a 6ft tall adult, and this was just a large female dog, and I literally felt helpless. I wasn't in the right mind frame to get an axe and try and kill it though, as I thought physical force would be enough.

When that dog went to the vet it was apparently "badly damaged", so obviously my attacks did something, but being badly damaged didn't seem to make a hint of difference when that dog was set on killing my dog.


There's a difference between hitting a dog when you are its owner, and hitting it when it wants to kill something. When they want to kill, its like they gain super-powers and nothing affects them, dogs are very submissive when you are its owner, you think it would be the same in a fight, its the complete opposite.

Seriously try kicking a dog in the face when it wants to kill you, its not gonna do anything and will just rip you apart.

On July 21 2012 13:49 MrRicewife wrote:

shit man thats so sad. two dogs fighting makes the worst sound in the world. honestly, it's so depressing and sad and scary. I hope that dog got help or was put down, because it sounds dangerous to anything if it just charged without warning.

I killed a dog once on an indian reserve. I'm an electrician and i was at work throwing up an outside light. All of a sudden this fucking dog runs up charging me and barking and growling. i was terrified, so fucking scary. so i run up the porch hoping to get away from this fucking thing and bam its after me. im really fucking scared here, like seizing up so scared. i had a huge flat blade screwdriver in my tool pouch, so i stabbed it right in the side. it bit me on the arm, and i kicked it right in the fucking head (steel toe boots). it ran about 20 ft out in the field and fell over. fucking piece of shit dog.

i am an animal lover, but reserve dogs, they aren't animals. they are demon beasts. and they are wild as fuck. i went straight to the chief after, told him look im sorry but it fucking came after me and im bleeding it bit me etc. he told me they kill these things all the time and they are all wild and crazy. anyway, this thing was kind of a mutt, skinny, underfed so it wasn't exactly a fair fight.

Sorry to upset anyone, but this thread is open for these discussions so.. like i said, i love animals. i would be a vet if i could handle putting down puppies and kittens but i cant. i own 6 cats, 2 dogs, 4 ferrets, and i grew up with countless other animals. you name it. i feed and take care of them and love them all. but my safety is more valuable than a stray dog. sorry again if it upsets anyone.

On July 21 2012 13:56 GenesisX wrote:
You don't even need to read the responses in this thread to come to this conclusion: Dog will win by a longshot. Anyone who thinks a human will win the fight is really deluded or really really insanely strong. Like 400 pound muscle.

On July 21 2012 13:49 MrRicewife wrote:

shit man thats so sad. two dogs fighting makes the worst sound in the world. honestly, it's so depressing and sad and scary. I hope that dog got help or was put down, because it sounds dangerous to anything if it just charged without warning.

I killed a dog once on an indian reserve. I'm an electrician and i was at work throwing up an outside light. All of a sudden this fucking dog runs up charging me and barking and growling. i was terrified, so fucking scary. so i run up the porch hoping to get away from this fucking thing and bam its after me. im really fucking scared here, like seizing up so scared. i had a huge flat blade screwdriver in my tool pouch, so i stabbed it right in the side. it bit me on the arm, and i kicked it right in the fucking head (steel toe boots). it ran about 20 ft out in the field and fell over. fucking piece of shit dog.

i am an animal lover, but reserve dogs, they aren't animals. they are demon beasts. and they are wild as fuck. i went straight to the chief after, told him look im sorry but it fucking came after me and im bleeding it bit me etc. he told me they kill these things all the time and they are all wild and crazy. anyway, this thing was kind of a mutt, skinny, underfed so it wasn't exactly a fair fight.

Sorry to upset anyone, but this thread is open for these discussions so.. like i said, i love animals. i would be a vet if i could handle putting down puppies and kittens but i cant. i own 6 cats, 2 dogs, 4 ferrets, and i grew up with countless other animals. you name it. i feed and take care of them and love them all. but my safety is more valuable than a stray dog. sorry again if it upsets anyone.

On July 21 2012 14:10 gurrpp wrote:


A quick google search shows that the weight of a german shepherd is between 40 and 90 pounds. As a reasonably fit human, I'm confident I could easily overpower something like that. My choice approach in this situation would be to just kick it to death, however.

On July 21 2012 14:10 gurrpp wrote:


A quick google search shows that the weight of a german shepherd is between 40 and 90 pounds. As a reasonably fit human, I'm confident I could easily overpower something like that. My choice approach in this situation would be to just kick it to death, however.

On July 21 2012 14:20 Infernal_dream wrote:


Do you know what your kick would do to a 90 lb dog that is set on killing you? Not shit. You might as well kick the wall in hopes of putting a hole in it so you can run away. He's gonna grab your leg while your kicking and rip every fucking muscle in it to shreds. Then when you're on the floor in agony he's gonna maul your face/neck. People need to quit thinking of the docile domesticated animals. We're talking about a dog that literally wants to kill you. Not your pet that runs away when it can see you're angry.

On July 21 2012 14:29 plogamer wrote:


Really depends. You won't feel pain from the dog's bite if you're in a life-or-death situation. Same goes for the dog, that's why people are talking about choking the dog.

If you manage to drop the dog on the ground and choke it against the ground with your arms, I think the most a dog can do is use its claws - might cause a lot of damage, but largely non-lethal.

On July 21 2012 14:47 RockIronrod wrote:
I dunno, I'm pretty sure there's nothing a dog can do against a headlock, and a particularly ruthless person who'd have no qualms with gouging eyes and wrenching limbs out of place would do a lot of damage, but it all comes down to whether you can get into position before it rips a chunk of you out.