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red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
July 21 2012 03:35 GMT
#521
The average person probably does get mauled/die, but a person who knows much about canines and how they fight, or just a large/strong individual should prevail(albeit with fairly significant injuries to the arm they sacrifice to the dog's jaw).
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Feartheguru
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1334 Posts
July 21 2012 03:36 GMT
#522
Basically act like a ------ and just kick all day. There's a reason why when you watch shows on discovery where they depict prehistoric animals fighting they ALWAYS mention relative weights. An average adult would double the weight off the dog. Just one real kick and its over.
Don't sweat the petty stuff, don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
July 21 2012 03:37 GMT
#523
On July 21 2012 12:23 EdenPLusDucky wrote:
Human wins, just needs to remember to use elbows, knees, knuckles and forehead.

Yeah I'll attack an angry German Shepard with my forehead. Being defaced is just what I need :D
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heliusx
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States2306 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 03:46:22
July 21 2012 03:40 GMT
#524
Dunno might be able to stomp on his legs/feet until he is broken then rip his throat out with my bare hands whilst drinking from his blood but I'm 6ft3 and 209lbs so... A hard kick would likely cave his chest in also but might take some luck.
dude bro.
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
July 21 2012 03:40 GMT
#525
On July 21 2012 12:37 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 12:23 EdenPLusDucky wrote:
Human wins, just needs to remember to use elbows, knees, knuckles and forehead.

Yeah I'll attack an angry German Shepard with my forehead. Being defaced is just what I need :D

In the game of thronesdogs vs human, you win or you die.
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
July 21 2012 03:41 GMT
#526
Depends on the dog's fighting style. If the dog tries some hit and run tactics, the dog rapes the human. If the dog tries to bulldog it and just hold on all day, the dog gets raped. Since I don't know how German sheperds fight, I can't make the call.
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Riskr
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany403 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 03:46:04
July 21 2012 03:44 GMT
#527
they normally bite
on a serious note
You would probably loose an arm,if you can endure the pain,you can strangulate the dog.
Ain´t no mind to the battles you´ve won!
Poffel
Profile Joined March 2011
471 Posts
July 21 2012 03:44 GMT
#528
Apparently, only about 1/3 of TL users were raised in earth gravity.
Inertia_EU
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom513 Posts
July 21 2012 03:50 GMT
#529
I've actually been attacked by a dog, Human wins easily. Kick it in the face as it runs into you, when It bites your leg, use the other leg to stomp on its head, and pin its neck down with your foot and put your weight on it.
Thats at least what I did instinctively, Dont get me wrong, I love dogs but If one is trying to kill me I'd kill it and take a lot of pain in doing it, but the dog couldnt kill a resonably sized pissed of human
NoobSkills
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1603 Posts
July 21 2012 03:51 GMT
#530
Take the shirt off your back. Use it as a rope. Choke the dog out. Against a dog's instinct this probably works for anyone who isn't a nervous cunt / weakling.
babybell
Profile Joined June 2011
776 Posts
July 21 2012 03:54 GMT
#531
I can own 3 chiwawas at once.
ElvisWayCool
Profile Joined March 2010
United States437 Posts
July 21 2012 03:55 GMT
#532
On July 21 2012 12:50 Inertia_EU wrote:
I've actually been attacked by a dog, Human wins easily. Kick it in the face as it runs into you, when It bites your leg, use the other leg to stomp on its head, and pin its neck down with your foot and put your weight on it.
Thats at least what I did instinctively, Dont get me wrong, I love dogs but If one is trying to kill me I'd kill it and take a lot of pain in doing it, but the dog couldnt kill a resonably sized pissed of human


Yeah this sounds like what would happen. Humans are animals too, we would naturally protect ourselves. We're not completely stupid lol. If you couldn't take a bite, and you missed it on your first kick/punch to it's nose, then you might be in trouble though. But I still think the body would just pump adrenaline like crazy and you could take a bite.
v3chr0
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States856 Posts
July 21 2012 03:56 GMT
#533
As someone said before, any big person will dismantle the dog in 1 good kick, even a smaller person has a really good chance.

If the person panics < Dog
No panic > dog

Even then though, with a dog biting you, unless it's on your neck or a main artery, I'm pretty sure most people would still react out of desperation/instinct and finish the dog.
"He catches him with his pants down, backs him off into a corner, and then it's over." - Khaldor
theJob
Profile Joined October 2010
272 Posts
July 21 2012 03:56 GMT
#534
Put your left arm infront of you if you're right handed and present the arm to the dog as the closest and most easily accessable limb to bite. When the dog bite then finish him off. That's what I've been told to do atleast.
Winners train. Loosers complain.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
July 21 2012 03:57 GMT
#535
On July 21 2012 12:40 Mobius_1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 12:37 Djzapz wrote:
On July 21 2012 12:23 EdenPLusDucky wrote:
Human wins, just needs to remember to use elbows, knees, knuckles and forehead.

Yeah I'll attack an angry German Shepard with my forehead. Being defaced is just what I need :D

In the game of thronesdogs vs human, you win or you die.

I'd try to win without putting my eyes near pointy canine teeth.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
FakeDeath
Profile Joined January 2011
Malaysia6060 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 03:58:33
July 21 2012 03:57 GMT
#536
The OP question is so vague.

Human vs Dog??
What type of dog are you talking about?

Human??
Weight???

Generally speaking, if the human knows the weakness,strength and characteristic of the dog and possess the knowledge to beat a dog like exploiting its weakness(neck,nose/etc).Human win.

If human doesn't know and enter panic mode (most of the time),dog wins.
Play your best
BreakfastBurrito
Profile Joined November 2011
United States893 Posts
July 21 2012 03:58 GMT
#537
On July 21 2012 11:17 thunderjadewolf210 wrote:
dog and reasons why. 1. a dog is faster than a human 2. some dogs have strong bite force that would break your arm. i dont know what made you idiots believe a human would win and i know plenty of people who would agree that dogs would win unless the human has a weapon.


This is a sick first post necro

Dog would win, I don't think people voting human understand just how big a german shepherd, and how fast it could maul your fucking face off, those things are beast, they take down armed criminals and other detractors for the police
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DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
July 21 2012 04:01 GMT
#538
On July 21 2012 12:29 SharkSpider wrote:
If the dog weighs 70-80 lbs, one kick would pretty much end the fight, it would be like hitting an eight year old. Everyone seems to think you'd use your arms, but in reality you'd just kick it or crush it under your weight.


You obviously have never interacted with a German Shepherd if you think it's like interacting with an 8 year old.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 04:03:55
July 21 2012 04:02 GMT
#539
I love how sure everyone is on either side of the arguement. In reality, who the fuck knows? Depends on so many factors. Ranging from mentality, tolerance to pain, adrenaline, weight, and you know pure luck?
"Right on" - Morrow
v3chr0
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States856 Posts
July 21 2012 04:02 GMT
#540
On July 21 2012 12:58 BreakfastBurrito wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 11:17 thunderjadewolf210 wrote:
dog and reasons why. 1. a dog is faster than a human 2. some dogs have strong bite force that would break your arm. i dont know what made you idiots believe a human would win and i know plenty of people who would agree that dogs would win unless the human has a weapon.


This is a sick first post necro

Dog would win, I don't think people voting human understand just how big a german shepherd, and how fast it could maul your fucking face off, those things are beast, they take down armed criminals and other detractors for the police


I definitely get that. But the thing is, if you know how to use your brain vs a dog instincts you're going to win. Most of those criminals are not ready or are panicked. Anybody with a decent kick will be able to shut the dog down pretty easily, or bait and dodge/attack. They are predictable, we are not. That's why we get the edge.

But once again, its still up to a lot of factors that are not given, lol.
"He catches him with his pants down, backs him off into a corner, and then it's over." - Khaldor
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