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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
June 04 2008 02:11 GMT
#481
Also a machete lol.
Moderator<:3-/-<
A Cup of Zerg
Profile Joined March 2008
United States40 Posts
June 04 2008 02:48 GMT
#482
The human would win. I'd wait for it to bite me because I wouldn't be to confident in attempting a kick to the dogs head. Once the dog is latched on, I would poke his eyes out. That alone would completely fuck him for the rest of the fight. The rest would be however I would like to "fatality" the dog. I bet PETA would be enthused by said attempt.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
June 04 2008 02:57 GMT
#483
Arnold Swarchzwhatever: yes

Bill Cosbey: No
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
June 04 2008 04:02 GMT
#484
Man, Mike Tyson never stops amazing me.

He is the scariest, strongest, most beastful retard that I've ever seen.

(Of topic, How come youtube videos are all retarded now? Wtf?)
w/e
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
June 04 2008 04:20 GMT
#485
OMG this is still alive?!?!?
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
Rent-A-Hero
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States137 Posts
June 04 2008 04:50 GMT
#486
The person. Haven't you ever played COD4?
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
June 04 2008 07:31 GMT
#487
You forget in COD4 the dog can rip your throat out
thunderjadewolf210
Profile Joined July 2012
United States1 Post
July 21 2012 02:17 GMT
#488
dog and reasons why. 1. a dog is faster than a human 2. some dogs have strong bite force that would break your arm. i dont know what made you idiots believe a human would win and i know plenty of people who would agree that dogs would win unless the human has a weapon.

User was warned for this post
Northern_iight
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada363 Posts
July 21 2012 02:23 GMT
#489
dog and why. 1. a human would necro a thread 4 years old for no reason. a dog wouldn't
Mr.Faces
Profile Joined June 2012
United States121 Posts
July 21 2012 02:26 GMT
#490
Depends strongly upon the person in question. Average human...dies to dog. Strong/trained human...beats dog.
I shall prevail
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 02:48:00
July 21 2012 02:28 GMT
#491
Interesting bump...

But since i own a German Shepherd I must chime in!

Unless you are an absurdly strong giant person, I'd definitely take the dog, no doubt about it. People underestimate the insane strength of a dog's jaws, especially a GS. Insanely powerful legs and body as well. Im in decent shape and weight 180 and my dog could drag me around if he really wanted to.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
July 21 2012 02:29 GMT
#492
On July 21 2012 11:23 Northern_iight wrote:
dog and why. 1. a human would necro a thread 4 years old for no reason. a dog wouldn't


What makes you so sure he's human? He seems too pro dog to me.
"Right on" - Morrow
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
July 21 2012 02:30 GMT
#493
On July 21 2012 11:17 thunderjadewolf210 wrote:
dog and reasons why. 1. a dog is faster than a human 2. some dogs have strong bite force that would break your arm. i dont know what made you idiots believe a human would win and i know plenty of people who would agree that dogs would win unless the human has a weapon.


Why are you making ad hominem attacks against people in a 4 year old thread? How did you even find this thread?
CajunMan
Profile Joined July 2010
United States823 Posts
July 21 2012 02:34 GMT
#494
It definatly depends on the person if you stay calm and headlock the mother fucker till he dies you have a good chance. If not you in trouble haha no natural defense and dogs usually go for the arms or face both of which you need to fight back
TheLOLas
Profile Joined May 2011
United States646 Posts
July 21 2012 02:34 GMT
#495
I laughed at the necro. Anyways a human should win that fight depending on the build of a human. I've owned german shepherds before (and they are excellant dogs) but they can be taken out easily. As a 6'3" male, im not a fraid of one.
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
July 21 2012 02:39 GMT
#496
On July 21 2012 11:17 thunderjadewolf210 wrote:
dog and reasons why. 1. a dog is faster than a human 2. some dogs have strong bite force that would break your arm. i dont know what made you idiots believe a human would win and i know plenty of people who would agree that dogs would win unless the human has a weapon.

"Ouch he broke my arm with the bite!" *proceed to use other hand to frantically gouge the poor dogs eyes out then stomp his neck*
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
July 21 2012 02:43 GMT
#497
On July 21 2012 11:34 TheLOLas wrote:
I laughed at the necro. Anyways a human should win that fight depending on the build of a human. I've owned german shepherds before (and they are excellant dogs) but they can be taken out easily. As a 6'3" male, im not a fraid of one.

Can you really take out german shepherds easily? I'd love to see that.
o choro é livre
autoexec
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States530 Posts
July 21 2012 03:08 GMT
#498
Hmm it really depends. If the human kept their cool and figured out a way to impair the dog, it would be ezpz. But some people would freak out in the sense that they were fighting to the death and just die because they had no idea what to do.

Bottom Line:
If you knew in advance that you were fighting to the death with a dog (and you aren't a tiny person) you win >90%
If you have no planning about killing the dog, you will probably die about 80%. Some people just have good instincts.

Also, why in the world was this bumped after 4 years? How did he even find it? And he doesn't even mention why he bumped. He just answered the question...
DannyJ
Profile Joined March 2010
United States5110 Posts
July 21 2012 03:11 GMT
#499
^ all your fantastic plans will probably go out the window the second the dog is biting through the bones of your arm...
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
July 21 2012 03:13 GMT
#500
lol you tough guys.

dogs gonna own your asses. cakewalk
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
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