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Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 28 2008 22:16 GMT
#441
On May 29 2008 06:17 ilj.psa wrote:
human can't kill a 160 chimp now THATS ridiculous, you can't kill a dog unless you miracously got him in a headlock which is "so easy", pisses me off, i'd like to see any of you fight a fucking dog. If you got him in a headlock he will bite the fuck out of your arms, and you woudlnt be able to do your "deadly" headlock


When i mean a trained human can beat a chimp, i mean Fedor .



And for the Siberian tiger vs bear, according to wikipedia,
Like all other cats, the Siberian tiger is a carnivorous predator. It preys primarily on wild boar and red deer, which make up 65-90% of its diet in the Russian Far East. Other important prey species are moose, roe deer, sika deer, musk deer, and goral. Even dangerous animals like adult brown bears are among the prey species of the Siberian tiger. Asiatic black bears and brown bears constitute 5-8% of the Siberian tigers diet,]. In particular, the brown bears input is estimated as 1-1.5%. Certain tigers have been reported to imitate the calls of Asiatic black bears to attract them. It will also take smaller prey like lagomorphs (hares, rabbits, and pikas) and fish, including salmon. Because its main prey are red deer and wild boar, protecting these and other prey animals from illegal hunting may be just as important to the tiger's survival as preventing the direct killing of the big cats. In areas where Siberian tigers and wolves share ranges, the tigers depress the number of wolves, either to the point of localized extinction or to such low numbers as to make them a functionally insignificant component of the ecosystem. Wolves appear capable of escaping competitive exclusion only when human persecution decreases the number of tigers


So tigers can kill and eat bears althought they have high probability to be killed if they attack a large brown bear.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
man
Profile Joined November 2005
United States272 Posts
May 28 2008 22:26 GMT
#442
On May 29 2008 07:16 Boblion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2008 06:17 ilj.psa wrote:
human can't kill a 160 chimp now THATS ridiculous, you can't kill a dog unless you miracously got him in a headlock which is "so easy", pisses me off, i'd like to see any of you fight a fucking dog. If you got him in a headlock he will bite the fuck out of your arms, and you woudlnt be able to do your "deadly" headlock


When i mean a trained human can beat a chimp, i mean Fedor .

He would still get raped, chimps don't play by the rules. Did I mention that they go for the balls?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 28 2008 22:29 GMT
#443
Fedor can go for the balls / eyes too ....

He wont fight with gloves and " no elbow " rules.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 22:33:24
May 28 2008 22:32 GMT
#444
Nope, i dont think any human regarding how good they are phisically can take out a 160 chimp, lets get back to Dog.

btw am i the only one that thinks im doing something illegal by posting in this thread?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 28 2008 22:36 GMT
#445
On May 29 2008 07:32 ilj.psa wrote:
Nope, i dont think any human regarding how good they are phisically can take out a 160 chimp, lets get back to Dog.

Yea lets get back to the dog ^^. Endless arguments can be boring and we have already one .

On May 29 2008 07:32 ilj.psa wrote:
btw am i the only one that thinks im doing something illegal by posting in this thread?

You mean ?
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 28 2008 22:36 GMT
#446
On May 29 2008 07:29 Boblion wrote:
Fedor can go for the balls / eyes too ....

He wont fight with gloves and " no elbow " rules.

Is this guy Fedor?
[image loading]

LOL?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 23:10:14
May 28 2008 22:53 GMT
#447
He looks like his young brother who is a quite good heavyweight ( Aleksander Emelianenko ).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksander_Emelianenko

And yea Fedor doesnt look impressive when he isnt fighting. But when you see him fight you understand why he is a MMA genius and a robot.
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=1NIDp7ul6Q0

I dont think many human would have survived to this and won the fights.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 23:15:31
May 28 2008 22:53 GMT
#448
On May 29 2008 07:36 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2008 07:29 Boblion wrote:
Fedor can go for the balls / eyes too ....

He wont fight with gloves and " no elbow " rules.

Is this guy Fedor?
[image loading]

LOL?


Guess again:

[image loading]


Oh and I think Mike Tyson would knock a chimp the fuck out. I'd wager to bet that he could even beat a medium sized bear. (Assuming he wanted to eat its children).
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Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 23:39:29
May 28 2008 23:37 GMT
#449
I'd take an average male over the dog. Ultimately, the weight difference is too big and the dog can only bite.

If you have good reflexes, you have a small chance at getting him when he jumps at you, either with a kick or, against a smaller dog, by grabbing one of his legs and throwing. Most probably though, that will fail, so you need to avoid getting bitten on your face or your throat.

Giving a leg would leave you with both your arms to fight back, but keeping your balance will probably be tricky. You'll still have both of your arms to eyegouge, or grab the dog to go to the ground on top of him, or hit him on the neck. Giving your weak arm, you have only one left to fight, but you can hit the throat or the neck pretty hard, and you still have the eyes to go for. Your legs or knees can also hit the thorax or his crotch.

Apparently, the talk about pushing your arm in his mouth towards the throat really works : http://www.fightingarts.com/reading/article.php?id=337

Terry Bryan, who worked in the military as a scout dog handler, contributed a similar observation: "When we were attacked (in the military) by one of our own dogs and we had nothing in our hands, we would feed them our arm and let them bite. That kept them from going to the legs and dragging us to the ground or jumping up and going for the throat."
And of course, if a dog has hold of you, the dog's eyes and throat are usually vulnerable. I hate the idea of attacking the eyes, but if you're endangered, the eyes might make a credible target. Although I have never had to do this, I would use my thumbs just as I would on a human aggressor. A sharp blow into the throat/larynx would also have effect.
Terry contributed another technique from his military training. "Once the dog locked on the arm we could choke the dog until he passed out. In a life or death situation, you can feed your arm to the dog and then by placing the other arm behind the head you can snap their neck. This is what we taught as a defense to military attack dogs."



And I'd take the chimp over pretty much any man.
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 28 2008 23:48 GMT
#450
On May 29 2008 06:11 EGoldman wrote:

Horse stance is to build leg strength and because it's a transitional stance. It's a base stance that shifts into others. The other stance, meanwhile, is pure trash. Boxers are among the worst fighters compared to other martial arts. The least angles of attack of nearly any style.

If you want to see horse stance in action, go get some clips of Jet Li


Wow, dumbest post in the whole thread. I'll give you that horse stance can build leg strength, but calling boxers the worst fighters compared to other martial arts? Are you delusional? Seriously, do you just open your ass and talk out of it? I'm not gonna even ask about your fighting background and experience, etc. You probably believe in chi balls and no-touch K.O.s too.
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
May 29 2008 01:01 GMT
#451
i want to see human vs this
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 29 2008 02:48 GMT
#452
On May 29 2008 10:01 BaDayOri wrote:
i want to see human vs this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI


"I'm bored, I think I'll just tear down this tree with my bare hands"
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 29 2008 03:31 GMT
#453
LOL it is a banana tree. Nothing really impressive because it is an herbaceous plant.
A human can break a small banana tree too with bare hands. ( ok, it is 10X easier for the gorilla, but still ).

It doesnt show the gorilla real strenght.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 29 2008 04:10 GMT
#454
On May 29 2008 12:31 Boblion wrote:
LOL it is a banana tree. Nothing really impressive because it is an herbaceous plant.
A human can break a small banana tree too with bare hands. ( ok, it is 10X easier for the gorilla, but still ).

It doesnt show the gorilla real strenght.


Have you ever even touched or seen a banana tree in real life? =_=
..
jeddus
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States832 Posts
May 29 2008 04:24 GMT
#455
My boss from work choked out his pet wolf.
No lie.

(He got the wolf from a breeder in Arizona)
sex appeal
alphablend
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
647 Posts
May 29 2008 04:58 GMT
#456
I was watching a PBS documentary and they claimed that the average chimp is around 4-5x as powerful per pound as a human i believe.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-29 05:39:57
May 29 2008 05:38 GMT
#457
On May 29 2008 07:53 Boblion wrote:
He looks like his young brother who is a quite good heavyweight ( Aleksander Emelianenko ).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksander_Emelianenko

And yea Fedor doesnt look impressive when he isnt fighting. But when you see him fight you understand why he is a MMA genius and a robot.
http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=1NIDp7ul6Q0

I dont think many human would have survived to this and won the fights.

I know this is off-topic kinda, but from the related links in your video I found this Fedor highlight..


400k views, 1200 votes and a perfect 5 stars. Not surprised, damn good video :D

As for the man vs chimp debate, how different are they in terms of getting knocked out? I mean, we do have sort of a decent reach advantage and a decent power in hands/legs. I'm not talking average chimp vs average human here as I'm assuming that would be a total destruction of the human xD, but say Crocop vs a normal chimp.
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Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
May 29 2008 05:42 GMT
#458
Human > dog

if you take the thoughest dog you also have to take the strongest human, an avarage person could kill almost any dogs i think.

chimp vs. omsekind of though guy (like a wrestler or a american football player). I think the person would still win
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
May 29 2008 05:42 GMT
#459
chimps are dangerous, they'll rip your damn arms off
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NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
May 29 2008 05:47 GMT
#460
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
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