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BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 02:04:28
May 28 2008 01:09 GMT
#401
On May 28 2008 09:14 Prodigy[x] wrote:
To keep it simple why don't we just say a dog thats the same weight as you. I think most humans beats any animal in close weight proximity.

LOL I would not want to fight a fucking dog that weighs 170 lbs... I wouldnt want to fight any dog that I dont weigh twice as much as

EDIT:
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GG
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
May 28 2008 01:28 GMT
#402
On May 28 2008 09:14 Prodigy[x] wrote:
To keep it simple why don't we just say a dog thats the same weight as you. I think most humans beats any animal in close weight proximity.

I can tell you, I would not want to fight a primate that was the same weight as me.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
May 28 2008 01:40 GMT
#403
Bayadori this pic is a fake ....

And yea a 160lb monkey would rape a normal human.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
May 28 2008 02:02 GMT
#404
On May 28 2008 09:49 Spike wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 28 2008 09:14 Prodigy[x] wrote:
To keep it simple why don't we just say a dog thats the same weight as you. I think most humans beats any animal in close weight proximity.


wtf? NO, NO, NO.

what gives humans an edge and what we have over most dogs is WEIGHT.

there's not a lot of inernet badasses here who think killing a german shepard is easy; well, it's not.
however, it most certainly is possible, and i would say doable for the average male.

pin the dog down with your weight advantage and hit it with your fists, knees, elbows, choke if possible etc.

a dog's body is soft and can not take the blunt punishment that a human 2x it's weight can dish out.
you will get fucked up in the process but the dog will be dead.

I agree. If the dog is the same weight as the human, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
May 28 2008 02:53 GMT
#405
On May 27 2008 13:51 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2008 09:00 [X]Ken_D wrote:
I use to do martial arts training. One of the fundamental of the training was a position called "horse stance." It was your fighting position. You kind of bend your knees and squat a bit to lower your center of gravity for balance. It was tiring because my body isn't created to stand in an unnatural position. If a person stand perfectly straight, a mere push and you'll fall over off balance unable to do anything while trying to recover.

Dogs, guess what their natural stance are?

The horse stance is about as useful for fighting as a chihuahua ;p

It IS pretty tough on the legs tho, fun stuff.


That's just +1 in favor of the dog even if it is slight advantage or not. In fighting sports like martial arts, boxing, etc, we hunch downwards for strength and balance. Once a person is on the ground, they are pratically dead because people can't fight in that position. 4 legged animals are always that way and withstand more punishment. It's just an evolution of the body for survival.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 28 2008 03:06 GMT
#406
haha baD that dog is probably fake.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 28 2008 03:58 GMT
#407
On May 28 2008 11:53 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 27 2008 13:51 FrozenArbiter wrote:
On May 27 2008 09:00 [X]Ken_D wrote:
I use to do martial arts training. One of the fundamental of the training was a position called "horse stance." It was your fighting position. You kind of bend your knees and squat a bit to lower your center of gravity for balance. It was tiring because my body isn't created to stand in an unnatural position. If a person stand perfectly straight, a mere push and you'll fall over off balance unable to do anything while trying to recover.

Dogs, guess what their natural stance are?

The horse stance is about as useful for fighting as a chihuahua ;p

It IS pretty tough on the legs tho, fun stuff.


That's just +1 in favor of the dog even if it is slight advantage or not. In fighting sports like martial arts, boxing, etc, we hunch downwards for strength and balance. Once a person is on the ground, they are pratically dead because people can't fight in that position. 4 legged animals are always that way and withstand more punishment. It's just an evolution of the body for survival.

Once a person is on the ground, he is wrestling.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 28 2008 04:36 GMT
#408
that or losing
man
Profile Joined November 2005
United States272 Posts
May 28 2008 04:41 GMT
#409
On May 28 2008 10:40 Boblion wrote:
Bayadori this pic is a fake ....

And yea a 160lb monkey would rape a normal human.

A 160lb chimp would rape any human
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 28 2008 05:36 GMT
#410
i think a cool fight would be between a grizzly or kodiak bear and an african elephant

there really aren't many animals that would have a chance vs a large bear, certainly no unarmed man could kill one.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
May 28 2008 05:44 GMT
#411
Any of you noobs ever seen 'Surviving The Game'?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 08:38:32
May 28 2008 05:50 GMT
#412
On May 28 2008 12:58 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 28 2008 11:53 [X]Ken_D wrote:
On May 27 2008 13:51 FrozenArbiter wrote:
On May 27 2008 09:00 [X]Ken_D wrote:
I use to do martial arts training. One of the fundamental of the training was a position called "horse stance." It was your fighting position. You kind of bend your knees and squat a bit to lower your center of gravity for balance. It was tiring because my body isn't created to stand in an unnatural position. If a person stand perfectly straight, a mere push and you'll fall over off balance unable to do anything while trying to recover.

Dogs, guess what their natural stance are?

The horse stance is about as useful for fighting as a chihuahua ;p

It IS pretty tough on the legs tho, fun stuff.


That's just +1 in favor of the dog even if it is slight advantage or not. In fighting sports like martial arts, boxing, etc, we hunch downwards for strength and balance. Once a person is on the ground, they are pratically dead because people can't fight in that position. 4 legged animals are always that way and withstand more punishment. It's just an evolution of the body for survival.

Once a person is on the ground, he is wrestling.


an animals will allow a person to pin them then count to 3? This isn't the WWF.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 28 2008 05:52 GMT
#413
r another good fight would be anything vs a wolverine
and it would be really cool to watch
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 06:16:11
May 28 2008 05:58 GMT
#414
I dunno how this topic got so big.

This was probably discussed already, but anyway, I had a childhood friend in my neighbourhood whose father was... not exactly great, but he did teach me one thing. Supposedly, if you are attacked by a dog, you can kill/disable it by grabbing its two front paws and spreading its front legs apart.

Assuming he was right (he seemed like the kind of person who might have done it or seen it done before), any person with sufficiently-strong arms should be able to do this if the dog grabs on to, say, one of his legs. Game over.
nachoswithchees
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada3 Posts
May 28 2008 06:00 GMT
#415
person would win
dog has teeth, claws and a fucking annoying tail, while people have fists, shoes (big plus). Not to mention people are heavier and smarter.
People can also imitate the dog and bite it... haha fucking revenge... bitch!

dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
May 28 2008 06:08 GMT
#416
On May 28 2008 15:00 nachoswithchees wrote:
person would win
dog has teeth, claws and a fucking annoying tail, while people have fists, shoes (big plus). Not to mention people are heavier and smarter.
People can also imitate the dog and bite it... haha fucking revenge... bitch!



last time I remember reading the news about some guy getting his penis bit off in Thailand... So yeah, dont underestimate the human bite~
..
LuckyOne
Profile Joined December 2006
266 Posts
May 28 2008 07:52 GMT
#417
On May 28 2008 14:36 travis wrote:
i think a cool fight would be between a grizzly or kodiak bear and an african elephant

there really aren't many animals that would have a chance vs a large bear, certainly no unarmed man could kill one.

siberian tiger>brown bear
LuckyOne
Profile Joined December 2006
266 Posts
May 28 2008 08:02 GMT
#418
i think a dog would switch target to your finger if you try to fuck his eyes then rip off your fingers gg
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
May 28 2008 08:20 GMT
#419
You better kill the dog fast... or you will bleed to death.

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Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-28 08:22:24
May 28 2008 08:21 GMT
#420
I'd like to see you guys talk shit to this dog:

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too easy
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