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On May 28 2008 06:49 Sosha wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2008 12:08 Physician wrote:wolf would have been better for the poll, or a "dogo" (Argentinian Mastiff) one of these phukers latches on to you and ur dead.. (just read thread: it's exctly like IntoTheWow says) I would kill both of those dogs in less than 5 minutes.. Thats how easy it is. Dogs can't do anything but bite. They try to lunge at u, u kick them in the head and they'll be down for a moment.. u simply capitilize on that advantage.. and break their neck, stomp on their throat.. w/e.. dogs are no chance.. You are an idiot.
Regardless of if a human or dog would win, killing an angry, big dog while unarmed is never gonna be easy.
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I've given up, too many internet badasses here.
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I've been bitten and had to have some stitches on my arm. I've been chased several several time with one time he had my shirt torn off. With that, I think in a life and death situation, I would win unless the dog somehow gets me on my back.
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so everybody who has experience in this situation tells us that they were superior to the dog.
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On May 27 2008 11:15 statix wrote: When I was 14 years old a neighbors blue healer attacked me. It got a hold of my leg and then started to bite my arm when I tried to hit it off. I lost my balance and fell down thankfully landing on top of the dog. From here all I did was put all of my weight on the dogs neck until it died...then I ran away.
according to wiki this was not a big dog. Weight: 32-35 pounds (15-16kg)
Getting on top of a dog is the way. Bigger dogs imobilze a limb with one bite. Kicking or punching a dog is ineffective unless you pin them down or corner them. Dogs have a different skullstructure then humans. A good punch on a human jaw causes concusion. A dogs jaw is shaped to absorb impact. and a blow to the cranium gets deflected. Some dogs are bred to be wimps but I think most dogs like the wolf can take hits on the head it is the part of the body most exposed to prey fighting back.
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On May 28 2008 06:49 Sosha wrote:Show nested quote +On May 26 2008 12:08 Physician wrote:wolf would have been better for the poll, or a "dogo" (Argentinian Mastiff) one of these phukers latches on to you and ur dead.. (just read thread: it's exctly like IntoTheWow says) I would kill both of those dogs in less than 5 minutes.. Thats how easy it is. Dogs can't do anything but bite. They try to lunge at u, u kick them in the head and they'll be down for a moment.. u simply capitilize on that advantage.. and break their neck, stomp on their throat.. w/e.. dogs are no chance..
What the hell? Is this supposed to be sarcastic? You are certifiably retarded if your really thing that you can even live through an attack by two mastiffs.
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Lol...protect your neck on its first charge and you're set as you choke it
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Honestly, german shepherd = domesticated wolf in terms of strength/killing power....but I mean, like I said, protect your neck, you gota good host
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Depends on the type of dog. Anything equal to or less than golden retriever I could take down, but man, those fucking newfoundlands are like bears.
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dog has more "weapons" etc and probably more agility speed and strength, but human has intelligens. If human can keep his mind calm its possible he could win in a fight.
Kicks and such are probably not a good idea since they will be too slow for the dog. Think about it, its furious and running towards you jumping up at you.. dogs are freaking fast. You could try to kick it but if u miss your throat and such would be uncovered.
I would try to protect myself by covering all "deadly areas" and let the dog take a bite/grip on something that wouldnt cause a deadly wound and as his head is locked onto some part of me i might be able to pierce one or both of his eyes with my thumb. After that it wouldnt be too hard i think.
edit: but since the avarage human male is pretty stupid and lazy i wouldnt bet on him.
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I think a human would win as long as the dog doesnt get him mounted and chew on his face. 60 for human 40 for dog
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On May 28 2008 07:11 polarwolf wrote: so everybody who has experience in this situation tells us that they were superior to the dog. lol well I guess if someone had first-hand experience in support of the opposing argument they would already be dead.
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To keep it simple why don't we just say a dog thats the same weight as you. I think most humans beats any animal in close weight proximity.
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I think I vote in favour of human here, ive had the pleasure of tangling with a dog, bitten across my face -_-, once when i was 13, given the dog wasnt a gs like ours(Man thoose things can look angry when they play:D) but still not to shabby sizewise comparison to grown and adolesencnt me. nowdays since iam a tad bit bigger could probably deal with a gs. I didnt even know id been biten while the whole tangle was going on and i dont remember what happened, but the dog tokoff with a yelp, it was later showing it was very sad over the whole incident. Its quite possible the dog merly retreated realizing it was attacking a man o_O (Granted I did have myself to blame since I managed to step on his tail =( )
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On May 27 2008 08:24 KaasZerg wrote: Mans paintreshold is the most pathetic in the animal kingdom. Mans strength and speed is the most pathetic in the animal kingdom. Man is prone to panic.
Most dogs are socialized and bred to be submisive to humans and are reluctant to fight. If prone to fight dogs know weakspots in the oponent instictively.
Man has one of the best endurance in the animal kingdom. The main reason we are superior is in handling tools/weapons and improvisation. fixed
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Speaking from personal experience, easy to kill a vicious dog.
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those argentian mastiffs look incredibly lethal. One bark from their hideously authoritative powerful jaws and i would be running for the hills.
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Lol at some people who think they'll win ez. Being attacked by a dog is pretty much the same as being attacked by a wolf. The only diff is a dog can be domesticated and is less instinctive when it comes to hunting etc. Physically they are equally strong and they belong to the same genus. A large enough dog that's intent on killing you will do so or at the very least leave u pretty damn fucked up, then in which case you'd probably bleed to death. If the human is prepared, he's got a chance. In a surprised attack it's no re.
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On May 28 2008 09:14 Prodigy[x] wrote: To keep it simple why don't we just say a dog thats the same weight as you. I think most humans beats any animal in close weight proximity.
wtf? NO, NO, NO.
what gives humans an edge and what we have over most dogs is WEIGHT.
there's not a lot of inernet badasses here who think killing a german shepard is easy; well, it's not. however, it most certainly is possible, and i would say doable for the average male.
pin the dog down with your weight advantage and hit it with your fists, knees, elbows, choke if possible etc.
a dog's body is soft and can not take the blunt punishment that a human 2x it's weight can dish out. you will get fucked up in the process but the dog will be dead.
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i voted human a while back but i'm starting to think the dog would win. especially after watching those trained dogs like jumping cars. also average man is probably a pos. honestly, i still think i could beat a dog though, when i play fight my dog he normally gets owned.
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