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Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
May 27 2008 01:58 GMT
#361
Why the fuck is everyone throwing in bits about how trained fighting dogs fight.

This is AVERAGE, soo no training for the dogs.

Like i said before, unless the person totally freaks out and sinks into a pile of tears and pain there is no way you can lose. Your instincts naturally protect your vital organs and you can kill the dog before it can kill you. I think even a woman could beat an AVERAGE dog if it was life or death.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
May 27 2008 02:15 GMT
#362
When I was 14 years old a neighbors blue healer attacked me. It got a hold of my leg and then started to bite my arm when I tried to hit it off. I lost my balance and fell down thankfully landing on top of the dog. From here all I did was put all of my weight on the dogs neck until it died...then I ran away.
SCC-Caliban
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
May 27 2008 02:22 GMT
#363
This is not even disputable. Human wins hands-down. Although there would be certain people who I wouldn't trust with the job, even they would do some incredible things they didn't think they could do, all because of the fear of death.
This does spark an interesting thought though. We do always use weapons, which there's nothing wrong with, in a life-or-death situation.
But what about sport hunting? Everybody who goes sport hunting takes a nice big gun, or hunting knives etc. How does this gain people's respect? Use your fucking hands dammit. Get down and dirty. So you killed a bear with a gun? Let me guess, it died? Congratulations. Take one down with your bare hands you stupid coward. THEN you'll have my respect.
Oh no
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
May 27 2008 02:41 GMT
#364
On May 27 2008 11:22 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
This is not even disputable. Human wins hands-down. Although there would be certain people who I wouldn't trust with the job, even they would do some incredible things they didn't think they could do, all because of the fear of death.
This does spark an interesting thought though. We do always use weapons, which there's nothing wrong with, in a life-or-death situation.
But what about sport hunting? Everybody who goes sport hunting takes a nice big gun, or hunting knives etc. How does this gain people's respect? Use your fucking hands dammit. Get down and dirty. So you killed a bear with a gun? Let me guess, it died? Congratulations. Take one down with your bare hands you stupid coward. THEN you'll have my respect.


You can't take down a bear with your bare hands lol. I've been hunting and it's not just shooting a bear, it's more complex than that. But I do agree that REAL MAN hunting should be Knife vs Boar/Bear and Crossbow/Bow vs small and fast (rabbit/deer). Though a lot more people would die hunting that way.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
May 27 2008 03:19 GMT
#365
ahh another thing if u want to get picky

if we kept things purely natural, avg v avg i.e. in nature:

even if the human survived the attack and killed the dog - there would be a very decent chance of the human dying of infection afterwards..
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
May 27 2008 03:40 GMT
#366
First thing to consider is that, Why is the dog trying to kill the human? And why is it fighting to the death? Basically any dog will run away if you get a few good shots in.
"Oh-My-GOD" ... "Is many mutas, Yes?"
aNaZnBabO
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States59 Posts
May 27 2008 04:38 GMT
#367
im pretty sure if the dog wanted to kill you, most humans will miss their kicks, the dog will prolly rip ur arm/leg off if it was try to kill u
and their legs are obviously stronger than urs
if the dogs intent is to kill you , then no chance
^^; zzZzZzz
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 27 2008 04:38 GMT
#368
Well i was going off the original post saying the dog is dead set on killing, making me think it was more aggressive than your 'average' dog.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-27 04:52:03
May 27 2008 04:51 GMT
#369
On May 27 2008 09:00 [X]Ken_D wrote:
I use to do martial arts training. One of the fundamental of the training was a position called "horse stance." It was your fighting position. You kind of bend your knees and squat a bit to lower your center of gravity for balance. It was tiring because my body isn't created to stand in an unnatural position. If a person stand perfectly straight, a mere push and you'll fall over off balance unable to do anything while trying to recover.

Dogs, guess what their natural stance are?

The horse stance is about as useful for fighting as a chihuahua ;p

It IS pretty tough on the legs tho, fun stuff.
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Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-27 14:50:46
May 27 2008 05:46 GMT
#370
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
RaiZ
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
2813 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-27 06:46:40
May 27 2008 06:46 GMT
#371
[image loading]

What dog is that ?!?
His eyes are so beautiful, FF7 anyone ?
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 27 2008 06:46 GMT
#372
On May 26 2008 05:35 ieatkids5 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that

kick it in the face

edit - nonstop


wrestling holds

choke it to death from the back
Danzepol
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States211 Posts
May 27 2008 06:53 GMT
#373
I dont know...I mean German Shepherds can get pretty fucking big. If one of those were intent on killing i don't think the human would have a chance.
in a fox with a box
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 27 2008 06:54 GMT
#374
On May 27 2008 15:46 RaiZ wrote:
[image loading]

What dog is that ?!?
His eyes are so beautiful, FF7 anyone ?



tibetan mastiff
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Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
May 27 2008 10:50 GMT
#375
you can kill a dog with your bare hands easily. Just make a fist and shove it down it's throat. lol. human wins ez.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
pokeyAA
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States936 Posts
May 27 2008 18:40 GMT
#376
you must be used to shoving your hand down huge, sharp teeth clamping down on you cuz it sure as hell doesn't seem easy to me
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
May 27 2008 19:45 GMT
#377
On May 27 2008 09:00 [X]Ken_D wrote:
I use to do martial arts training. One of the fundamental of the training was a position called "horse stance." It was your fighting position. You kind of bend your knees and squat a bit to lower your center of gravity for balance. It was tiring because my body isn't created to stand in an unnatural position. If a person stand perfectly straight, a mere push and you'll fall over off balance unable to do anything while trying to recover.

Dogs, guess what their natural stance are?


Dog stance?

I think the more pressing question is who would win in a fight, Mike Tyson or a bear? I remember reading an article on his power and how a single punch of his is equivelent to getting hit with a solid sledge hammer moving at 30 miles per hour. In that same article it recanted a story of how some garbage man pissed mike off by throwing away one of his pigeons in his garbage truck. This enraged Mike and he chased the man, giving him one clean jab to the chin. This caused the man to immediately fall to the ground seizuring, "shaking like some retarded little kid."

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Zortch
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada635 Posts
May 27 2008 20:06 GMT
#378
I sincerly doubt that there is any human who could take a full grown bear in a straight fight.
Respect is everything. ~ARchon
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9107 Posts
May 27 2008 21:03 GMT
#379
On May 28 2008 05:06 Zortch wrote:
I sincerly doubt that there is any human who could take a full grown bear in a straight fight.


lol, that was a bit random?
Sosha
Profile Joined August 2004
United States749 Posts
May 27 2008 21:49 GMT
#380
On May 26 2008 12:08 Physician wrote:
wolf would have been better for the poll, or a "dogo" (Argentinian Mastiff)
[image loading]

one of these phukers latches on to you and ur dead..
(just read thread: it's exctly like IntoTheWow says)



I would kill both of those dogs in less than 5 minutes..
Thats how easy it is. Dogs can't do anything but bite. They try to lunge at u, u kick them in the head and they'll be down for a moment.. u simply capitilize on that advantage.. and break their neck, stomp on their throat.. w/e..
dogs are no chance..
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