EPTT-shirt and shorts, I lose.
[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 26
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lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
T-shirt and shorts, I lose. | ||
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Sinensis
United States2513 Posts
On July 21 2012 12:11 DannyJ wrote: ^ all your fantastic plans will probably go out the window the second the dog is biting through the bones of your arm... I think all of the "plans" that involve letting the dog get the first attack off wouldn't work as well in practice as these people seem to think. No one would be able gouge a dog's eyes out while it is ripping an arm out of socket and going for the neck completely out of vision. I am curious if the people that think they could take a GS also think they could take a wolf. Or this Russian shepherd: ![[image loading]](http://bpg.sytes.net/Nagazi/images/Image/Archive/Caucasian_Ovcharka_Attacking.jpg) | ||
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BookTwo
1985 Posts
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theBALLS
Singapore2935 Posts
On July 21 2012 12:15 lichter wrote: If I have a good thick long sleeved jacket, I win. T-shirt and shorts, I lose. a thick long sleeved jacket is butter to a dog's teeth. You still lose! | ||
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Mafs
Canada458 Posts
On July 21 2012 12:08 autoexec wrote: Hmm it really depends. If the human kept their cool and figured out a way to impair the dog, it would be ezpz. But some people would freak out in the sense that they were fighting to the death and just die because they had no idea what to do. Bottom Line: If you knew in advance that you were fighting to the death with a dog (and you aren't a tiny person) you win >90% If you have no planning about killing the dog, you will probably die about 80%. Some people just have good instincts. Also, why in the world was this bumped after 4 years? How did he even find it? And he doesn't even mention why he bumped. He just answered the question... What? You think when you have an 80 pound dog running at you that pretty much has predator instincts, you can hold it off? If you think you can let the dog bite your arm while poking its eyes out, just try to curl 100 pounds with 1 arm. If you can do it all the way with proper form then sure, you might be able to. But if you can't even curl 60 pounds with proper form, the dog will just destroy you. It isn't going to bite and just sit there trying to break the bone through raw jaw strength, it will shake and twist trying to ripe the flesh off. Then it can run around in circles until you die from blood lose. Like, I don't know what people could even do vs a dog to fend it off, assuming that dog is trying to kill you and will not stop. The closest thing you can do you fight a dog is try to wrestle it down while avoiding its mouth at much as possible, grab its ears(assuming you can even hold on to the ears) and either bite its neck yourself, or try to get on top of the dog and bash its head in against the floor. But if you can bit once, that arm/leg is pretty much invalid for the rest of the fight depending on the bite. But most likely invalid. | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
dog would own me hard  | ||
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Sworn
Canada920 Posts
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EdenPLusDucky
571 Posts
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lichter
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
On July 21 2012 12:19 theBALLS wrote: a thick long sleeved jacket is butter to a dog's teeth. You still lose! It's not for protection, pretty sure I'd need chain mail if I wanted to be the defender Use jacket to block first lunge like a badass matador, cover dog's head, wrap jacket arms around neck, mount and strangle Chances of winning: still not great but way better than nothing. Should have continued those krav maga lessons | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
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fatfail
United States386 Posts
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Malinor
Germany4758 Posts
Without any kind of weapon I don't like my chances though. Give me a decent sized wooden stick and I think I win, dogs are not that smart after all. | ||
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
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P7GAB
Canada486 Posts
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SharkSpider
Canada606 Posts
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jinorazi
Korea (South)4948 Posts
i think the better question would be, fedor emlienenko vs 200 12 yr old kids, to the death. | ||
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writer22816
United States5775 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891 | ||
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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Keitzer
United States2509 Posts
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ticklishmusic
United States15977 Posts
Assuming its me vs an ~80 pound dog, I'm reasonably sure I'd be able to kill it (or incapacitate it for you PETA people). Now, what kind of shape I would be in afterwards is the question-- I might/will likely take a nasty bite somewhere and bleed to death if I don't get medical attention, though hopefully I can do a tourniquet on myself with the nice t-shirt I have. | ||
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