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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 21 2012 03:15 GMT
#501
If I have a good thick long sleeved jacket, I win.

T-shirt and shorts, I lose.
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Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 04:07:04
July 21 2012 03:18 GMT
#502
On July 21 2012 12:11 DannyJ wrote:
^ all your fantastic plans will probably go out the window the second the dog is biting through the bones of your arm...


I think all of the "plans" that involve letting the dog get the first attack off wouldn't work as well in practice as these people seem to think. No one would be able gouge a dog's eyes out while it is ripping an arm out of socket and going for the neck completely out of vision.

I am curious if the people that think they could take a GS also think they could take a wolf.

Or this Russian shepherd:

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BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
July 21 2012 03:19 GMT
#503
Dog. For sure!
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
July 21 2012 03:19 GMT
#504
On July 21 2012 12:15 lichter wrote:
If I have a good thick long sleeved jacket, I win.

T-shirt and shorts, I lose.

a thick long sleeved jacket is butter to a dog's teeth.

You still lose!
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
Mafs
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada458 Posts
July 21 2012 03:21 GMT
#505
On July 21 2012 12:08 autoexec wrote:
Hmm it really depends. If the human kept their cool and figured out a way to impair the dog, it would be ezpz. But some people would freak out in the sense that they were fighting to the death and just die because they had no idea what to do.

Bottom Line:
If you knew in advance that you were fighting to the death with a dog (and you aren't a tiny person) you win >90%
If you have no planning about killing the dog, you will probably die about 80%. Some people just have good instincts.

Also, why in the world was this bumped after 4 years? How did he even find it? And he doesn't even mention why he bumped. He just answered the question...

What? You think when you have an 80 pound dog running at you that pretty much has predator instincts, you can hold it off? If you think you can let the dog bite your arm while poking its eyes out, just try to curl 100 pounds with 1 arm. If you can do it all the way with proper form then sure, you might be able to. But if you can't even curl 60 pounds with proper form, the dog will just destroy you. It isn't going to bite and just sit there trying to break the bone through raw jaw strength, it will shake and twist trying to ripe the flesh off. Then it can run around in circles until you die from blood lose. Like, I don't know what people could even do vs a dog to fend it off, assuming that dog is trying to kill you and will not stop.

The closest thing you can do you fight a dog is try to wrestle it down while avoiding its mouth at much as possible, grab its ears(assuming you can even hold on to the ears) and either bite its neck yourself, or try to get on top of the dog and bash its head in against the floor. But if you can bit once, that arm/leg is pretty much invalid for the rest of the fight depending on the bite. But most likely invalid.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 21 2012 03:22 GMT
#506
1 post count necro LOL
dog would own me hard
:)
Sworn
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada920 Posts
July 21 2012 03:22 GMT
#507
Human would win as long as they don't get bit in the neck off the first bite. Typically dogs will bite and hold on allowing for a human to grab the head and snap the neck. The guy would come out with a completely fucked up arm but otherwise should win.
"Duty is heavy as a mountain, death is light as a feather." CJ Entus Fighting! <3 Effort
EdenPLusDucky
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
571 Posts
July 21 2012 03:23 GMT
#508
Human wins, just needs to remember to use elbows, knees, knuckles and forehead.
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
July 21 2012 03:23 GMT
#509
On July 21 2012 12:19 theBALLS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 12:15 lichter wrote:
If I have a good thick long sleeved jacket, I win.

T-shirt and shorts, I lose.

a thick long sleeved jacket is butter to a dog's teeth.

You still lose!


It's not for protection, pretty sure I'd need chain mail if I wanted to be the defender

Use jacket to block first lunge like a badass matador, cover dog's head, wrap jacket arms around neck, mount and strangle

Chances of winning: still not great but way better than nothing. Should have continued those krav maga lessons
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10501 Posts
July 21 2012 03:24 GMT
#510
Lose 1 liter of blood and you start to show signs of shock. 2 liters and it's game over. Good luck killing a dog with your bare hands before then.
fatfail
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States386 Posts
July 21 2012 03:25 GMT
#511
I think it would be a pretty even matchup. I'm pretty sure I would lose to a german shepherd (I'm about 140 lbs), but I think if you were a relatively big and athletic guy, you could definitely win.
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Malinor
Profile Joined November 2008
Germany4727 Posts
July 21 2012 03:27 GMT
#512
There gotta be some sickos out there who tried this out, filmed it and put it on the internetz, so that this can be settled.

Without any kind of weapon I don't like my chances though. Give me a decent sized wooden stick and I think I win, dogs are not that smart after all.
"Withstand. Suffer. Live as you must now live. There will, one day, be answer to this." ||| "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come."
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
July 21 2012 03:28 GMT
#513
I think a human will win based purely on body size.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
P7GAB
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada486 Posts
July 21 2012 03:29 GMT
#514
gouge the shit out of its eyes
SharkSpider
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada606 Posts
July 21 2012 03:29 GMT
#515
If the dog weighs 70-80 lbs, one kick would pretty much end the fight, it would be like hitting an eight year old. Everyone seems to think you'd use your arms, but in reality you'd just kick it or crush it under your weight.
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 03:32:28
July 21 2012 03:30 GMT
#516
the vagueness of the question evokes facepalm...

i think the better question would be, fedor emlienenko vs 200 12 yr old kids, to the death.
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
July 21 2012 03:31 GMT
#517
Reminds me of this:

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=101891
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
July 21 2012 03:32 GMT
#518
I think the person would win but not without injury.
Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
July 21 2012 03:33 GMT
#519
High Kick to the dog's face... easy from there (i hope)
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
July 21 2012 03:35 GMT
#520
So the question is phrased in terms of "you" as in TL'er.

Assuming its me vs an ~80 pound dog, I'm reasonably sure I'd be able to kill it (or incapacitate it for you PETA people). Now, what kind of shape I would be in afterwards is the question-- I might/will likely take a nasty bite somewhere and bleed to death if I don't get medical attention, though hopefully I can do a tourniquet on myself with the nice t-shirt I have.
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