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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
Little sister brings over her BF -> break up -> I'm considered a villain lololol
Format: Reply #, time stamp, session ID (denotes who is posting - only op matters so he is highlighted in blue)
Hopefully it's at least a little easier to read than the last few I've posted.
Text content somewhat NSFW!
1 ： 13:16:02.74 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
What the fuck lololol Sister crying hardcore lol
3 ： 13:16:44.92 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>1
In 3 lines plz.
7 ： 13:17:15.95 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
>>3
BF comes
Remote control for vibrator out of pocket
I reveal it in front of family lolol
8 ： 13:18:02.06 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>7
Is that the sister's pocket?
10 ： 13:18:16.74 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
>>8
BF lolololol
13 ： 13:19:53.25 ID:DW9o+hvY0
So the BF inserted the remote vibrator into your sister,
put the remote into his pocket,
and came to your house lololol.
17 ： 13:21:32.44 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Introduction of BF or w/e, so
there was a thingy w/ family
Sister goes and picks BF up, and they arrive at our house.
Me, parents, sister and BF were eating cake having tea
BF was sitting b/w sister and I, but our sofa was super-soft so
When teh BF was leaning back on it, the remote fell out of his pocket.
18 ： 13:21:37.52 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
BF ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
23 ： 13:22:55.12 ID:8cefK8BBO
Unrealllllllllllolololol
Retardeddddd
28 ： 13:23:31.79 (p)ID:FDKokkPX0(2)
This wouldn't cause a break up would it?
Rather, if they're going to break up b/c of this, it wouldnt have lasted long anwyays
29 ： 13:23:48.26 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I didn't notice at first when I saw the remote
So I handed it to BF saying "You dropped this." hahah
BF: "Oh, sorry." and his face was completely pale lolol
Right after I handed it to him, he started shaking all over lololol Sister too lololol This is the power of the vibrator hahahahhahahha.
31 ： 13:23:50.18 ID:8XTS+P420
What is this comedy routine hahaha.
33 ： 13:24:17.06 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
Stomach hruts so much from laughing lololol
36 ： 13:25:21.86 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
So is your sister crying while still having the vibrator in her? ROFLLLLLLLLLL fjla;sidjfalkwerf
37 ： 13:26:00.27 (p)ID:2/QMcwRe0(2)
That BF's head is fucked up. lolol
38 ： 13:26:02.51 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
1 minute later I realized hahahaha That's a remote for a vibrator~~
Went back to my room and googled for "Remote Vibrator" lol
Me: "Found the identical one lol"
Immediately return to family gathering, continue to eat cake as if nothing happened.
42 ： 13:26:51.51 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
>>38
Intel-gathering is way to speedy hahaha
43 ： 13:26:56.25 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
Bringing a remote when he's being introdcued to her parents.... wtf?
44 ： 13:27:07.34 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
If you had anchored when you noticed, could have been more hilarious lol.
52 ： 13:28:07.58 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
BF looks reaaaaaaallly uncomfortable as soon as I get back.
I purposely sit on the sofa so that the part where the BF is sitting will start to tilt as well.
BF grabs his pockets so that it doesnt fall out again lololol.
Me: "? What's up?"
BF: "Wha- huh- What???"
53 ： 13:28:37.61 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
You're not human lolololol.
55 ： 13:28:55.40 ID:H6zayM8Z0
Your fucking enjoying this aren't you? ROFL
60 ： 13:30:03.59 (p)ID:x72/ZiI9O(14)
What a fucked up brother lawllllllll
62 ： 13:31:00.82 (p)ID:3atHfkE4O(3)
Evilllllllllllllllllllll
65 ： 13:31:49.42 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Sister: "It's almost time for the movie huh"
BF: "Right!"
They try to leave way too early lawl.
Dad: "Ah, please come by from time to time"
BF: "Yes! I'll be sure to come again."
Me: "That's called a -Remote Guy- right?" ^^
68 ： 13:32:28.00 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
You---- ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
At that timing????? loooooooooooooooool
71 ： 13:32:57.61 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
lol unreal hahahah
72 ： 13:33:07.33 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "mm?"
Mom: "What's going on ○○(my name)
Me: "The remote that fell out of BF's pocket was an adult toy lolol"
The dawn of the family meeting roflllllllll.
75 ： 13:34:10.71 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
Emergency parlimentary meeting roflllllllllllll
78 ： 13:34:41.38 ID:xhW6dByn0
Herooooooooooo roflllllll
81 ： 13:35:03.24 (p)ID:6vLhfhP4O(2)
Zawa....
*Kaiji refernce
82 ： 13:35:03.77 (p)ID:GJdVx4b50(4)
You devil roflllllll
86 ： 13:35:32.70 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
BF shaking at about 8.3 magnitude lawl
Sister at about 4.0
Although her massochism meter must be 10.8 (pun with the M's)
Parents become a bit ill-tempered thinking my uncivil comments was a joke.
Since I didn't want to be labeled a liar,
"The remote that fell out of ○○-kun's pocket was the toy I'm talking about" lolol
90 ： 13:35:48.03 (p)ID:HHeYI9m+0(6)
Brother---- lololol
Too cruel lolololol
91 ： 13:35:52.17 ID:K0f+LlHo0
What a meanie lawllll
94 ： 13:36:21.01 (p)ID:16ICVZoe0(5)
It's all over ＼(^o^)／
100 ： 13:37:14.55 ID:28AtJUp8O
Brother too GJ!
102 ： 13:37:26.98 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
So fun lawlll
106 ： 13:38:08.81 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Sister's pussy was probably under tsunami warning, but I think the BF was sweating even more than that lol.
BF: "I am sorry!!!"
I thought -- why is he suddenly apologizing lol -- but decided to just grin instead lol.
Dad's face became demonic within a matter of seconds lolol.
110 ： 13:38:49.86 ID:kzWcVtID0
BF.
lololol.
111 ： 13:38:53.59 ID:0wcZCTmGO
It says 'treated as a villain' but
You're fucking seroiusly a villain laolol.
113 ： 13:39:05.23 (p)ID:umcRETE20(13)
BF lolol. so badddddd
115 ： 13:39:25.48 ID:11hrZKsZO
Dad: "Oh! I'm cumming!!"
117 ： 13:39:31.47 ID:h9jNF2Dx0
Fa-mi-ly-de-struc-tion
119 ： 13:39:52.78 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
Dad = Namihei
Mom = Fune
>>1 = Katsuo
Sister = Wakame
BF = Nakajima
Is what I converted it as.
**Sazae-san
124 ： 13:40:08.90 (p)ID:JuGkGhax0(2)
>>119
I fucking lawled
125 ： 13:40:17.39 (p)ID:qBOv5hNy0(7)
>>119
Exactly!
123 ： 13:40:07.64 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "What do you mean by this?"
First word is this ↑ lololol
BF: "..." Sister: "..."
I try to return to my room.
Dad: "You sit down there too!"
Me: "Yes (lolol)"
133 ： 13:41:03.33 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
Why is >>1 being scolded as well lololol
134 ： 13:41:13.05 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
>>123
Don't run instigator lolol
136 ： 13:41:16.33 ID:UpD2skbU0
Escape Failed!!! lol
138 ： 13:41:25.40 (p)ID:yFwQUqWA0(10)
Dad hilariou asldkfjaslkdfjasdgf
148 ： 13:42:31.70 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "Just now... so ... what do you call it... you came to our house while using that adult toy with ○○(sister's name)???"
BF: ".............."
Sister: "crying"
Dad: "I can't tell if you don't speak up!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me(You can tell if you just turn the switch on lolol)
BF: "yes...."
156 ： 13:43:38.73 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>148
Me(You can tell if you just turn the switch on lolol)
That's true lol. It's IS true but lololol
157 ： 13:43:42.03 (p)ID:yFwQUqWA0(10)
>>1
Fucking genius. lol
158 ： 13:43:55.08 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
Me(You can tell if you just turn the switch on lolol)
What are you up to now lolololol
159 ： 13:43:57.18 (p)ID:/5SlH3Ro0(4)
Fucking brutal lolololol
165 ： 13:44:43.67 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "Give me that ... remote or w/e RIGHT NOW!!!!"
BF: "...I'm really sorry!!"
Sister: "crying"
Dad: "I'm telling you to give it!!!!!!!!!! ○○(me) sit properly w/o crossing your legs!!!!!!"
Me: "Oh... yes.... (lololol)"
still translating the rest.
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I can tell this is gonna be awesome!
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
!!!!! XDXDXDXDXD!!!!! SO FUCKING GOOD! I would have pressed that button when it fell out.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
wait and see 
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oh wait so the vibrator was running? WTF?
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Hahahahahahahahah
DAMN, that must be embarrassing.
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On May 10 2008 00:03 grobo wrote:
Hahahahahahahahah
DAMN, that must be embarrassing.
Yeah; no kidding. This shit is hilarious.
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United States43914 Posts
Two of my friends who were dating turned up to a house party with one of those already in play as it were. He was messing around with it privately at first but about half way through the evening and fairly drunk he showed us it and was like "lol, watch her and see what happens". Was fairly amusing although she took it out after about a while because the remote got passed around and she never knew who had it or when it would burst into life. Was pretty funny for about half an hour though. And not at all weird given the friends in question.
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u are a cruel son of a bitch
i salute you~
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LOL I had to read it twice....I skipped the first section which indicates the concept of the post but all in all was great...after re-reading the key..
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
lol wtf whats up with the 'llololol' every line haha weird translation but understandable lol haha
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
168 ： 13:45:09.01 (p)ID:XWiAxVs/0(11)
>>165
lol talk about getting hit by a stray bullet
169 ： 13:45:24.37 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
>>165
Why are you getting scolded lol
170 ： 13:45:29.02 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>165
Sister - she's bad too - she's crying way too much lol
180 ： 13:46:45.84 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
>>165
Sister crying her eyes out with a vibrator in her orkjlaskdjfoaisjerolololol
179 ： 13:46:42.28 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Mom (who was silent till now): "Dear, isn't it enough---"
Dad: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
BF, Sister, me: "shudders"
Dad: "○○(BF w/o -kun lolol) Give it already!!!!"
181 ： 13:46:46.15 (p)ID:qBOv5hNy0(7)
During this whole time, -Remote guy- is inside the sister's pussy...
185 ： 13:47:11.75 (p)ID:1D0CS9X5O(5)
lol Sister fucking take the toy off
187 ： 13:47:17.65 ID:+b9EatMI0
Dad is heating up alone lol
188 ： 13:47:20.93 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Me 25, BF 25, sister 23 lololol
194 ： 13:47:49.87 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>188
Y o u ' r e _ F u c k i n g _ A d u l t s
lololol
197 ： 13:48:01.59 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>188
Truely Isono Family 15 yrs later lololol
*Sazae san
201 ： ：2007/07/14(土) 13:48:21.72 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
I thought you guy swere Highschoolers or something hahahahahha
207 ： 13:48:57.77 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
Putting on something like that at that age...
Retards?
210 ： 13:49:02.43 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
Everyone's out of college lolol
Forgivelolololthemlolol
213 ： ：2007/07/14(土) 13:49:13.74 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
Would have been more hilarious if Dad dropped the remote to the Mom's vibrator....
224 ： 13:49:52.23 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
BF slowly took out the remote from his pocket and placed it on the table------- lawl
Dad: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" Extremely excited
Dad chucks the remote into the wall while screaming
Me (I said it's a remote already lolol)
The battery rolled back towards dad's feet after crashing into the wall lawllll
227 ： 13:50:12.06 (p)ID:JUxsYvnm0(6)
>>224
i FUCKING LOLOL'ED
231 ： 13:50:43.14 (p)ID:qBOv5hNy0(7)
Dad has too much fire roflorlfol
232 ： 13:50:45.43 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>Me (I said it's a remote already lolol)
Btw how old is pops?
237 ： 13:50:59.40 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I think he's 57? lolol
236 ： 13:50:56.59 (p)ID:pHBEO+PM0(19)
>>1
Do you know where your sis and BF met?
244 ： 13:51:51.56 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
>>236
Same workplace roflllllll
Definitely doing it at work as well too laksdjfoiasjdfalksdfjl
Don't worry, I made sure to mention this ↑ as well
258 ： 13:53:12.33 (p)ID:x72/ZiI9O(14)
>>244
CHAOSSSSSSSSSSS roakjslkdfjalksdf
251 ： 13:52:22.51 (p)ID:FSWzMzzT0(4)
Dad: "Don't let him press the switchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BF: "It's the limit, I'm pressing it!!"
Sister: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Me: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
*Jojo's Bizzare adventure part 4.
267 ： 13:54:26.97 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad(panting): "You two are always doing shit like this!!!!???" Out of control angry lolol
Me: "Are you two doing this kind of thing at work too??" Serious face lolol
BF: "No... we don't..."
Me: "Whaat?? Be honest."
Dad: "YOU Shut the HELL up!!!!!!!!"
Me: "Oh... Yes (lolol)"
270 ： 13:54:53.63 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>267
Being scolded rofllll
271 ： 13:55:04.88 (p)ID:IcayCI+A0(12)
>>267
LOL Poor >>1
Why are they making you sit there lolol.
275 ： 13:55:28.70 (p)ID:4ZA8M6eu0(2)
>>267
Stray bullet agian lawlfoaisjdflkasjdf
282 ： 13:55:46.53 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
>>1 retarddd dlolol
291 ： 13:56:15.54 (p)ID:sZC55SL1O(5)
>>267
Feeling too cocky lololol
297 ： 13:56:42.80 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Sorry for making you all excited but we're reaching the end lol
Dad: "Do you inted to continue dating ○○(sister)??"
BF: "Um... Sorry..." Sister:"Crying... wait what-??"
Me: "Woah, it's ending??" I burst out laughing here roflllll
307 ： 13:57:28.60 ID:s2E+FPNU0
>>297
Sisterrrrrrrrrrrrr poooor sisterrrrrrrrrrrrrr
309 ： 13:57:36.16 (p)ID:2JTpWWQeO(14)
>>297
Whatttttttt??? lololol
310 ： 13:57:38.17 (p)ID:XWiAxVs/0(11)
>>297
BF admits to playing with your sis lololol
312 ： 13:57:38.07 (p)ID:4JwpkoaE0(2)
>>297
lol so sadddddddddddd lololol
315 ： 13:58:16.73 (p)ID:VZwAq6HV0(6)
Crying... wait what-??
I lol'ed
341 ： 13:59:55.05 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
Dad: "So you were dating my daughter nonchalantly!!!!"
BF: "No I did not!!!!" Rather full of confidence
Me: "Clearly careles--" Dad: "You go back over there!!!!!!"
Me(whattt????!?!"
I'm extradited(?) back to my room
345 ： 14:00:16.87 (p)ID:jrch3+LM0(6)
>>341
Kicked out lolol
347 ： 14:00:22.76 (p)ID:XWiAxVs/0(11)
lol >>1 isn't badd?
BF is just a tard lolol
352 ： 14:00:35.60 (p)ID:VZwAq6HV0(6)
>>341
Pops lolol
Making no sense.
353 ： 14:00:40.48 (p)ID:n3ZjPF0L0(2)
>>341
Pops unruly hhahahahaha
357 ： 14:00:44.79 (p)ID:2JTpWWQeO(14)
>>341
Pops tootally confused
359 ： 14:00:44.75 (p)ID:w7anIbEk0(3)
Pops out of control
368 ： 14:01:37.42 ID:oiQsuR59O
Why was 1 there in the first place lololol
374 ： 14:01:51.92 (p)ID:+7hOiTP10(33)
>>1"Adults aren't fair!"
377 ： 14:02:09.21 (p)ID:2K6tn3M10(4)
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388 ： 14:03:14.52 (p)ID:5W1rWcQf0(10)
>>377
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
390 ： 14:03:18.19 (p)ID:0Cc4eFrj0(6)
>>377
I'm suing you for my coffee and monitor
392 ： 14:03:31.33 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
They talk really softly after I go back to my room
I was able to hear BF say Sorry many times though lol
Once I heard "Oops, Sorry" LOLOLOL???????
396 ： 14:04:06.57 (p)ID:DLi/U5fe0(15)
WTF IS OOPS
398 ： 14:04:26.33 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
＞Once I heard "Oops, Sorry" LOLOLOL???????
The fuck happened!?!? hahaha
409 ： 14:05:34.30 ID 7MEqC350
＞Once I heard "Oops, Sorry" LOLOLOL???????
Looks like he turned on the switch by mistake
421 ： 14:07:09.66 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I hear footsteps go past the toilet
Looks like the BF is going home
I thought I'd get told off again if I came out of the toilet, so I tried to appeal my existence by farting but nothing came out 
BF: "Sorry to have bothered you... I'm truly sorry..."
I gues sis started putting on her shoes as well lol
Dad: "○○(sis) YOU STAY HERE!!!!"
Door: "Bam"
BF went home lol
424 ： 14:07:36.61 (p)ID:cbnKFkSZ0(6)
>>421
Fartttttttttt lol
425 ： 14:07:42.11 (p)ID:TyqhSARjO(2)
Sis must be all wet
431 ： 14:08:05.38 (p)ID:3atHfkE4O(3)
lololol Fart
445 ： 14:08:58.78 (p)ID:sZC55SL1O(5)
>>421
Appeal with fart???? lol
446 ： 14:08:59.05 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
*knock knock*
I was still in the toilet when someone knocked. It was sis when I opened it lol.
Me: "Sorry sorry, it was a long shit haha"
Sister: "...That's what you apologize about..."
450 ： 14:09:33.96 (p)ID:/Z739b5+0(4)
>>446
roflwut
451 ： 14:09:34.24 (p)ID:jrch3+LM0(6)
>>446
Shoulda said "I'm in~" lol
453 ： 14:09:40.20 (p)ID:cbnKFkSZ0(6)
Sis-=------ lol ---- poor sis -----
465 ： 14:10:36.15 (p)ID:q/Huk+i50(24)
＞I was still in the toilet when someone knocked. It was sis when I opened it lol.
Sis came to take out her vibrator lololol
471 ： 14:11:04.22 (p)ID:hMobFqWt0(41)
I go back to my computer
Sister crying in her room lol
Intra-family feel-awkward battle
I was victorious this time lolol
THe End lolol
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
omg, forget that I have a good reason to get a new keyboard now, Coke everywhere!!! LOL AHAHAH!
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Do u got the vibrator by any chance?
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haha
Asian parents seems really scary
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Me: "Sorry sorry, it was a long shit haha"
LMAO
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Mom (who was silent till now): "Dear, isn't it enough---"
Dad: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!"
rofl
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United States20661 Posts
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the people in this story are grown adults...
wtf, stand up for yourself.
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Belgium6775 Posts
Why the hell would that brother say that?
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On May 10 2008 00:42 jtan wrote:
haha
Asian parents seems really scary
Hahah yeah if I was the dad I would've just died laughing.
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On May 10 2008 00:51 fusionsdf wrote:
OP is an asshole
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I know the TL mobs going to lynch me for saying this, but I got kind of annoyed by the massive amounts of " ????? " and " LOLOLOLOL's."
Maybe, I am just being too over-analytical and don't find the situation all too humorous. The brother sounds like a little shit disturber. Is there anyone out there that agrees with me?
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Oh man I was laughing like this: HOHOHOHO OHHH!
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On May 10 2008 01:06 Lobotomy wrote:
I know the TL mobs going to lynch me for saying this, but I got kind of annoyed by the massive amounts of " ????? " and " LOLOLOLOL's."
Maybe, I am just being too over-analytical and don't find the situation all too humorous. The brother sounds like a little shit disturber. Is there anyone out there that agrees with me?
Oh absolutely, but its still funny.
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lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.
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Amusing thread. The brother acted like a true spoilsport, but it created a better story in the end.
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This was probably his wet dream, weird how many people have incest fantasies.
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Priceless story. Made my day but they're 25 and the sister is 23 and you are still living at home? Really funny, but I mean come on!
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On May 10 2008 01:29 Showtime! wrote:
Priceless story. Made my day but they're 25 and the sister is 23 and you are still living at home? Really funny, but I mean come on!
It's pretty common in Japan if i'm not mistaken.
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lol. funny. it is really dumb to do it at parents place though =p.
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im so hoping that this story is true!
it would make the OP the greatest bastard i heard about 
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"Sister's pussy was probably under tsunami warning" 
Crazy story. I'm def putting that on my to do list.
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On May 10 2008 01:06 Lobotomy wrote:
I know the TL mobs going to lynch me for saying this, but I got kind of annoyed by the massive amounts of " ????? " and " LOLOLOLOL's."
Maybe, I am just being too over-analytical and don't find the situation all too humorous. The brother sounds like a little shit disturber. Is there anyone out there that agrees with me?
I do, I thought the exact same thing during and after that one similiar thread haji made about the farm pieces and the little brother in the other room doing it with his girl or something. This one, however, isn't as bad.
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thedeadhaji
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I'm learning to tone it down X__X
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HZHAHAHA dsgfsdfgrg
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
Wow, that's one messed-up father.
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the story concept is funny, but damn reading was like trying to HTML but you dont know what a start menu is..
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
I actually found it very easy to read. I just read all the bolded text and skimmed over anything not-bolded.
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On May 10 2008 02:26 thedeadhaji wrote:
I'm learning to tone it down X__X
personally I find the lols racist and offensive
(use them more pls)
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
wow you actually translated these things.
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On May 10 2008 02:19 Bub wrote:Show nested quote +On May 10 2008 01:06 Lobotomy wrote:
I know the TL mobs going to lynch me for saying this, but I got kind of annoyed by the massive amounts of " ????? " and " LOLOLOLOL's."
Maybe, I am just being too over-analytical and don't find the situation all too humorous. The brother sounds like a little shit disturber. Is there anyone out there that agrees with me? I do, I thought the exact same thing during and after that one similiar thread haji made about the farm pieces and the little brother in the other room doing it with his girl or something. This one, however, isn't as bad.
What exactly would you be referring to though, within the translation or responses? It is about obligatory by now to stick in lolololol in any reply to these threads, last few have set too much of a prescedent As for the former, that really depends on how accurately you want to see translation, as more often then not they are indeed swarmed with the equivalents of those two.
EDIT - the 377 drawing is Doraemon. Got warped a bit it seems, but just as well -.-
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sick chat log bro i love the lololols every 3 words. thanks for sharing
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This is the stuff of legends.
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On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol.
If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.
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God you are evil. Don't you feel remorse for that girl? You embarrassed her so badly...
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lolllllllllllll this is so unrealllllllllllllllllll ....
funny story though
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HAHAHAHAHA, better than the proposal one. 
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I love your 2ch threads! Please continue to do them :3
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omg hahaha youre definitely a villain but the triumph and funnies outweigh the evil!
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Wow that kid was a fucking asshole! It would be awesome if the sisters BF beats the shit out of him now.
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Omfg. That's fucking hilarious and cruel at the same time. As soon as I realized what the fuck was going on, I bursted out laughing and couldn't really stop until I stopped reading ;O!
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Hilarious read. ROFL. Amazingly great story, even though it was rather cruel..
But I don't quite understand. Is the brother in the story haji, or did he get this from another forum?
What is "2ch"? Heard of it before but don't know exactly what it is.. some kind of forum/web-site or something?
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2ch is a Japanese megaforum. The brother in the story is not Haji, God willing, and he got it from another forum
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In case haji didn't explain it before, my assumption would be that they're using the normal "w" in the case of laughter. Like, I'll be talking to people:
"So you did what? www"
w being an abbrevation of warau, which means laugh. Japanese don't use "lol" obviously. Normally you'd write just "w" but given the magnitude of laughter, it's a lot more common to actually go wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww or whatnot. I do it all the time.
But then it comes to translating it, and the most direct is probably either "lololololol" or, what I think might be a bit softer on the tone, "looooooooooool"
It's not really as rude as it might seem, is my point, because it's more-or-less a common way of laughing. There's no equivalent to the ROFLs and LMAOs and ROFLMFAOs of English that I know of, except stacking w and using facemarks (the intricate Japanese smiley faces).
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I thought I'd get told off again if I came out of the toilet, so I tried to appeal my existence by farting but nothing came out
I was chuckling to myself until I read this line then I lost it.
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On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:Show nested quote +On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol. If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere.
It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.
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ROFL I love you haji keep doing these
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"Sister's pussy was probably under tsunami warning"
rofl that line is pure gold
I presume though, that the boyfriend was an asshole or something, that the brother had a reason to mess with the boyfriend ._.
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On May 10 2008 05:45 FreeZEternal wrote:Show nested quote +On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol. If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere. It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting.
My parents would still be fairly chilled about it.
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On May 10 2008 10:23 Kwark wrote:Show nested quote +On May 10 2008 05:45 FreeZEternal wrote:On May 10 2008 03:58 Kwark wrote:On May 10 2008 01:15 FreeZEternal wrote:
lol this is crazy. If i was the dad I would take out the vibrator and insert it into the BF ass. Teach him a lesson lol. If I was the bf I'd be like "wtf, your daughter is 23, if we both consent then whatever the fuck we do is not your business". I mean come on. Once they're over the age of consent then you can disapprove of shit but you shouldn't actually interfere. It's not the consent but the fact they were doing it during a family meeting. My parents would still be fairly chilled about it.
What if they'd start doing it right there and the BF would spray it all over the coffee table?
You gotta put a stop to these things before they get out of hand man.
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LOL what the fuck haji.
pix?
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If people don't know yet, haji isn't the guy in the story. He is just translating it from a Japanese forum called 2ch.
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL APPEAL MY EXISTENCE BY FARTING. WTF IS THAT
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haha that is priceless, your such a bastard!
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By the way haji, if you do ever read this thread again, which subsection do you find those? I've been cracking up reading the anime threads and stuff, but I've generally been bored mindless by like, the "Lifestyle" subsection and stuff >_<
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its funny despite the fact your dads a really prude retard.
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hahah omg..i have mixed feelings xD its funny ass hell but also fucked up hahaha any who he got what was coming to him xD
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