Im not a writer so ill get straight to the facts. The ying to my yang and personal arguing partner Sonuvbob has gone missing. We (staff) have not seen or heard from him in about 7 days... given that i talk to bob on IRC or MSN at least once a day this is highly unusual and it has gotten to the point that we are worried about him.
The only options we can think of are a) he's busy with exams (except that his program is comp sci or comp eng or something so he should be near his rig)
b) he hates us and left without saying anything
c) mazor stole him and he works at GG.net behind the scenes now
d) i dont know and dont want to speculate.
Come back to me sweet cherub. Who will put down my ideas when i think they are great? I miss bob ;_;
Cool it~. Being angry won't solve anything. We all hope he is ok, but not being online for seven days could be a number of reasons. The people who can actually find something out will post legitimately. Fight_Or_Flight asked for his IP address, what he can find out from that I don't know.
Perhaps ask Manlyfesto on how to best deal with this situation without worrying the people around SonuvBob.
o i c well hope you can come on later tonight then~~ I will do my best to assemble the troops all day and rally them to righteous calls of ITW
/end derail sonuvbob -> mia -> find info -> make family and friends worry -> make an embarrassed (or mega proud) sonuvbob explain who it was that made his family worry -> sonuvbob found -> tl.net rejoice
On April 17 2008 03:54 Kennigit wrote: Yeah seriously puttas, this is extremely out of the ordinary. I'm worried about him and everyone knows theres no such thing as American embassies
On April 17 2008 04:56 ConJonner wrote: You'll get your "SonuvBob" back. When I receive my one million dollars! Muahahahaha!
Weren't you repeatedly banned for making bad one liners?
Aren't you a troll? =P
Reputably the worst. Especially now CptObvious has disappeared. It's all explained in Carlo's youtube videos. But every now and then I make a quality post in the strategy forum or my blog so I scrape by.
Back on topic, CptObvious is gone too. Where are they both?
Looking at the Scooby-doo lyrics (obv very pertinent to the case at hand)
Scooby dooby doo, where are you? We've got some work to do now. (He does maintenance etc for the site) ... We've got a mystery to solve so scooby doo be ready for your act. ...
There must be a mystery (TL mafia anyone?) to solve.
Obv Sonuvbob is therefore the chosen one to solve the TL Mafia game, and his word (not even sure if he's playing) is to be trusted 100% (R1ch must be the one rigging the polls then).
Mafia is generally linked to Italy...
Check every poster from Italy and count their total posts.
This will yield a number that links to what date SonuvBob will be back.
On April 17 2008 08:38 Jaxx wrote: Sry to hear this, I hope he's just ultra busy
Btw. how did we really find Mani back then (seems someone called embassy)? I remember that thread just dissapeared and after some time, he was back.
I believe he got 3 calls. One from Saro saying that crap was happening on tl over him, one from his school asking who this Dan from Korea was and one from his grandfather who was listed as his next of kin and was contacted by the the consulate. Nobody admitted to reporting him missing to the consulate and Mani made everyone involved feel very bad about the whole affair. Though I think it was all before my time.
On April 17 2008 08:38 Jaxx wrote: Sry to hear this, I hope he's just ultra busy
Btw. how did we really find Mani back then (seems someone called embassy)? I remember that thread just dissapeared and after some time, he was back.
I believe he got 3 calls. One from Saro saying that crap was happening on tl over him, one from his school asking who this Dan from Korea was and one from his grandfather who was listed as his next of kin and was contacted by the the consulate. Nobody admitted to reporting him missing to the consulate and Mani made everyone involved feel very bad about the whole affair. Though I think it was all before my time.
It was the single greatest thing to ever happen on TL.net. It was better then TSL hands down.
I can't find the threads about Manifesto going missing, can someone link me?
Also, is it really that strange for someone to stop posting for a week? Msn being on and him not responding is kind of weird, but people do get busy ._.
On April 17 2008 20:03 Spenguin wrote: Mourning over the fact that his prophecy of Casy beating Jaedong came true and will start Jaedongs slump? 7 day mourning period, hes a Jew?
FUCK YOU JAEDONG ISN'T GOING TO SLUMP DON'T JINX HIM
On April 17 2008 20:03 Spenguin wrote: Mourning over the fact that his prophecy of Casy beating Jaedong came true and will start Jaedongs slump? 7 day mourning period, hes a Jew?
FUCK YOU JAEDONG ISN'T GOING TO SLUMP DON'T JINX HIM
What's that?
I cant hear you over the whoooosh sound of jaedong slumping.
The staff needs to create a data base of all their info. Phone numbers, addresses, parents/grandparents/children's address and phone numbers too. Local police station phone numbers and addresses, embassies, local DOT street cameras, etc. This needs to be started right away.
On April 18 2008 10:45 fight_or_flight wrote: The staff needs to create a data base of all their info. Phone numbers, addresses, parents/grandparents/children's address and phone numbers too. Local police station phone numbers and addresses, embassies, local DOT street cameras, etc. This needs to be started right away.
Don't forget credit card numbers, Sin numbers, a/s/l, you know.
With my many minutes of crime solving prowess, I thought the first step would be to google him. It lead me to this.
Some interesting clues found on this page:
Last seen - never(?) and A quote at the bottom of his profile = sonuvbob is in THE CULT, along with lcracker and many other badasses from around the world.
Make what you will from this information. My conclusion is that he's joined a cult of sorts and will never return.
On April 17 2008 20:03 Spenguin wrote: Mourning over the fact that his prophecy of Casy beating Jaedong came true and will start Jaedongs slump? 7 day mourning period, hes a Jew?
FUCK YOU JAEDONG ISN'T GOING TO SLUMP DON'T JINX HIM
What's that?
I cant hear you over the whoooosh sound of jaedong slumping.
Sounds scary. Apparently this kind of thing can happen spontaneously. Is that what happened in your case, Sonuvbob? Did it just suddenly happen, and you / your family had to call 911? In that case, it sounds like it could have been life-threatening if you didn't receive surgery in time. (Which makes it ironic that people act like it's no big deal: it might've been a close call with death... :S)
Sounds scary. Apparently this kind of thing can happen spontaneously. Is that what happened in your case, Sonuvbob? Did it just suddenly happen, and you / your family had to call 911? In that case, it sounds like it could have been life-threatening if you didn't receive surgery in time. (Which makes it ironic that people act like it's no big deal: it might've been a close call with death... :S)
On April 18 2008 16:40 o3.power91 wrote: Good thing ur alrite SonuvBob.
I apologize for the jokes i made about u earlier in this thread bout ur disappearance. I didnt know it was something serious.
Yea, I remember taking this calculus class and there was this guy (about 40 I'd say) who was taking it too. I think he was trying to become a teacher. Anyway he didn't show up for a few weeks one quarter. Then when he came back one of my friends said to him "Hey, we thought you died!" and he said "Well, I did have a heart attack." It was pretty awkward.
You're back juuust in time anyway. Man, we were just about to replace you. That was so close. Just a few more days and that was it. Everything was ready--the random excuse, the impersonation practice... not to mention all the precious advices from Manifesto78.
Gee, hope we won't have to resort to that ever again.
Sounds scary. Apparently this kind of thing can happen spontaneously. Is that what happened in your case, Sonuvbob? Did it just suddenly happen, and you / your family had to call 911? In that case, it sounds like it could have been life-threatening if you didn't receive surgery in time. (Which makes it ironic that people act like it's no big deal: it might've been a close call with death... :S)
'... most likely to occur in tall slim young males'
what the shit isn't that the most healthy thing to be ?
On April 18 2008 17:08 HonestTea wrote: When I am suddenly stricken by a dangerous illness, I will be sure to log on to TLnet before I slip into unconsciousness
EPT
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