EPTCongrats on your new president, hes very traditional, but probably better than Trump. Hopefully he'll lead you to better times.
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[Phantom]
Mexico2170 Posts
Congrats on your new president, hes very traditional, but probably better than Trump. Hopefully he'll lead you to better times. | ||
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FlaShFTW
United States10402 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:42 [Phantom] wrote: Guys. Biden won. You can calm down. Biden is your new president. The networks are just milking this because more suspense equals more views, the exact same favorite principle as your average talent or reality show. And they will keep doing it as long as the government/official bodies don't say the final verdict. Congrats on your new president, hes very traditional, but probably better than Trump. Hopefully he'll lead you to better times. Meanwhile, on the Austin Love or Host show: she chose.... wait give me a sec.... you guys know if you subscribe with twitch prime its free right.... ok she chose!.... hold on gimme a sec.... *crinkles paper*... | ||
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iamthedave
England2814 Posts
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ZigguratOfUr
Iraq16955 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:41 Stratos_speAr wrote: In my most generous interpretation, I can get not calling Arizona (since the lead will narrow), GA (obviously will be recounted) and PA (since it's not above the auto-recount threshold yet). However, there's simply no justification for not calling Nevada, NC, or Alaska. I really hope that these news stations get absolutely hammered about this in the coming days. There's no reason not to call Nevada or Pennsylvania, but I don't agree about NC and Alaska. It's very unlikely that Biden wins North Carolina given the gap, but still sorta conceivable with late arriving mail ballots . And in Alaska they haven't counted a single mail ballot yet and despite the fact that Alaska is pretty red (though not very red), it kinda beats to its own drum and is uncorrelated with most of the other states--Biden winning Alaska is very unlikely but not totally crazy. | ||
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Nevuk
United States16280 Posts
He's the most viewed fox news host, and has been pointed to as the next GOP nominee by at least 1 political observer today, so I'm quoting this even though it's only tangentially related to the election: Something like 10 million Republicans are going to believe this tomorrow. Fox News host Tucker Carlson, in a bizarre rant Friday night during his primetime show, said that not only is Democratic nominee Joe Biden a “hologram” that “doesn’t exist,” but also told viewers a Biden presidency would bring about forced “uniformity” resulting in all people being mandated to drink Starbucks coffee. “Who is Joe Biden?” Carlson began. “This man who claims to be our president? We ought to find out.” “The truth is as of tonight, we don’t really know. We have no clue what Joe Biden thinks or even if he is capable of thinking. He hasn’t told us. No one made him tell us. For a full year now. That’s by design. In fact, it’s becoming clear there is no Joe Biden. The man you may remember from the 1980s is gone. He no longer exists. What remains is a projection of sorts, a hologram designed to mimic the behavior of a non-threatening political candidate. Relax, Joe Biden is here; he smiles a lot. That’s the message from the vapor candidate,” Carson stated. “Don’t think too much. Who is running the projector here?” “You know the people behind Joe Biden are not like that at all. They don’t believe in dissent. That’s not them at all. They demand obedience,” Carlson continued. “Diversity is the last thing they want. It’s a cruel joke. These people seek absolute sameness. Total uniformity.” “You’re happy with your corner coffee shop. They want to make you drink Starbucks every day from now until forever,” he stated. “That’s the future they promise.” Quotes from mediaite, but it's a painful site to visit without an adblocker. So here's the daily beast writeup dailybeast + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1324899720767164417 and a short clip: + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324887827868508162 Mediaite with full monologue (it's pretty nutty): https://www.mediaite.com/election-2020/tucker-carlson-says-joe-biden-doesnt-exist-and-is-a-hologram-but-presidency-will-make-you-drink-starbucks-every-day/ | ||
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JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
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NewSunshine
United States5938 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:52 Nevuk wrote: Carlson said some more insane shit. I don't even know what this means, but Biden is apparently a hologram that isn't real. He's the most viewed fox news host, and has been pointed to as the next GOP nominee by at least 1 political observer today, so I'm quoting this even though it's only tangentially related to the election: Something like 10 million Republicans are going to believe this tomorrow. Quotes from mediaite, but it's a painful site to visit without an adblocker. So here's the daily beast writeup dailybeast + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1324899720767164417 and a short clip: + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324887827868508162 Mediaite with full monologue (it's pretty nutty): https://www.mediaite.com/election-2020/tucker-carlson-says-joe-biden-doesnt-exist-and-is-a-hologram-but-presidency-will-make-you-drink-starbucks-every-day/ Just as when they claim Biden is a far-left socialist, I wish he was right about this on any level. How fucking cool would that be? Fucking moron. | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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CorsairHero
Canada9491 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:47 iamthedave wrote: It's got to be out of worry of what the trumpkins will do when it becomes official. Already bomb threats near the Philly voting facility | ||
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TheTenthDoc
United States9561 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:54 JimmiC wrote: That is a myth, he mostly just loses or settles. It is no more true than that he is good at business. Oh yeah. I probably should have put "succeed" in quotes. Because I'm sure all his lawyers tell him those settlements were yuge On November 07 2020 12:00 {CC}StealthBlue wrote: Seems 538 is calling it. Unofficially of course. https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/1324908416242946048 Nate's gonna blow | ||
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JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
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JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
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TheTenthDoc
United States9561 Posts
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
On November 07 2020 12:09 TheTenthDoc wrote: I've always wanted a vocaloid as President. Hologram Biden may be the closest I get. DNC: "u realize most of that joe was halluc LOL" | ||
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Golgotha
Korea (South)8418 Posts
![[image loading]](https://images2.imgbox.com/a1/28/CfDfdJEF_o.jpg) from thedonald.win, #1 trump site. talk like this is all over that site. they're talking about civil war...lmao. these trumpers are dumb enough to die for baseless claims and debunked theories. what a stain on the democracy they seem to love so much. General mattis is gonna dare these mofos to try something. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45922 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:52 Nevuk wrote: Carlson said some more insane shit. I don't even know what this means, but Biden is apparently a hologram that isn't real. He's the most viewed fox news host, and has been pointed to as the next GOP nominee by at least 1 political observer today, so I'm quoting this even though it's only tangentially related to the election: Something like 10 million Republicans are going to believe this tomorrow. Quotes from mediaite, but it's a painful site to visit without an adblocker. So here's the daily beast writeup dailybeast + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1324899720767164417 and a short clip: + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324887827868508162 Mediaite with full monologue (it's pretty nutty): https://www.mediaite.com/election-2020/tucker-carlson-says-joe-biden-doesnt-exist-and-is-a-hologram-but-presidency-will-make-you-drink-starbucks-every-day/ Tucker's really pulling for that "Craziest Fox News Anchor" award. It's always a tough competition. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45922 Posts
On November 07 2020 12:12 eviltomahawk wrote: DNC: "u realize most of that joe was halluc LOL" Trump is more BM than a hybrid of IdrA, Combat-EX, and Deezer. | ||
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JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
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m4ini
4215 Posts
On November 07 2020 12:21 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: Tucker's really pulling for that "Craziest Fox News Anchor" award. It's always a tough competition. And i bet you money people would vote for that guy. In fact, i bet if he were running, he'd give the democrats a run for their monies. I guess, since Obamas birtherism doesn't matter anymore, we now go to Hologramism. Or Starbuckism. edit: which btw is disgusting. I don't get why people have to throw so much shit into coffee, much like american "beer". So if indeed they'd be forcefeeding everyone Pumpkinspicelattegrandeventifrappuccino or whatever, i'd get the gunrack out. I assume everyone in the US has one. | ||
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FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Netherlands30548 Posts
On November 07 2020 11:52 Nevuk wrote: Carlson said some more insane shit. I don't even know what this means, but Biden is apparently a hologram that isn't real. He's the most viewed fox news host, and has been pointed to as the next GOP nominee by at least 1 political observer today, so I'm quoting this even though it's only tangentially related to the election: Something like 10 million Republicans are going to believe this tomorrow. Quotes from mediaite, but it's a painful site to visit without an adblocker. So here's the daily beast writeup dailybeast + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1324899720767164417 and a short clip: + Show Spoiler + https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1324887827868508162 Mediaite with full monologue (it's pretty nutty): https://www.mediaite.com/election-2020/tucker-carlson-says-joe-biden-doesnt-exist-and-is-a-hologram-but-presidency-will-make-you-drink-starbucks-every-day/ I for one welcome our new Holo-Biden overlord. He's a fair ruler. Just drink your Starbucks every day and you are fine. Tucker was the 2024 GOP candidate we learned earlier. I wonder if he'll do monologue-story-time-for-the-nation every day when he's president. And if he can keep that annoying concerned/surprised look up during G8 meetings. | ||
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