Protoss players

On June 06 2007 08:24 Mynock wrote:
Which brings us to the question...
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On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

On June 06 2007 08:48 Kwark wrote:

a/s/l?

On June 06 2007 08:50 Carnac wrote:
he's not for you

On June 06 2007 08:48 EmS.Radagast wrote:

random player?

On June 06 2007 08:50 Carnac wrote:
he's not for you

On June 06 2007 08:24 Mynock wrote:


Which brings us to the question...
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On June 06 2007 09:02 CTStalker wrote:
who gives the orders in the couples games

On June 06 2007 09:21 Haniba wrote:
Which fool race sends women to fight wars?
Protoss - Race for real warriors.

On June 06 2007 09:20 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
mynock just lost a tvp

On June 06 2007 09:28 tomatriedes wrote:
Terrans can claim Canata, Midas and Nada, three players who like to make heart-shape signs when they win and sound like sissies when they talk. I don't think terrans are ones to talk. Watch the pre-match interview before the last OSL final- Savior sounds confident and assured, Nada sounds like a whiny little girl, pure ownage. Real men die for the swarm.

On June 06 2007 09:46 Jathin wrote:
Um, infested Kerrigan?

Zerg players like sloppy seconds =O

On June 06 2007 10:12 Mynock wrote:
Quick heads-up, so far: responses from P users: 15, from Z: 7, from T: 2

Did I touch a nerve there? :/

-Mynock

On June 06 2007 08:24 Mynock wrote:

The Terran players on the other hand love bikes, guns, heavy high tech machine stuff and sexy girls in nurse outfits - like all real men do.

-Mynock

On June 06 2007 08:31 Carnac wrote:
That's a good fucking question. I have no idea.

On June 06 2007 10:47 A3iL3r0n wrote:
I don't think the protoss have genitals...

On June 06 2007 11:17 Hawk wrote:
Protoss users and all their 'MANTOSS' claims remind me of some really insecure 15 year old who keeps telling himself he's really badass

On June 06 2007 11:54 Doctorasul wrote:
Don't anger the terrans, they'll either run and hide in their little bunkers and face the reality of their spineless cowardly nature by overdosing on "performance enhancers", try to back stab and die a dishonorable death when their naive plan is demolished or, if (when) all else fails, fly off sobbing like a 5 year old that lost his candy, hoping to find a place where they aren't bullied by the better races.

Ever seen two terrans fight? Have a look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZTICOzC5bs

On June 06 2007 11:54 Doctorasul wrote:
Don't anger the terrans, they'll either run and hide in their little bunkers and face the reality of their spineless cowardly nature by overdosing on "performance enhancers", try to back stab and die a dishonorable death when their naive plan is demolished or, if (when) all else fails, fly off sobbing like a 5 year old that lost his candy, hoping to find a place where they aren't bullied by the better races.

Ever seen two terrans fight? Have a look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZTICOzC5bs

On June 06 2007 10:18 Deathnotronic wrote:
First of all why is this is general and second we already went over this...

protoss=man
zerg=woman
terran=homosexual

On June 06 2007 13:28 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
Orc is the manliest race.

Zerg users are underappreciated. They are so raw compared to pussy toss with some crystal jewelry technology (lol fags) and terran with guns (pussies). Do it like a man! Get up in their face and blow it up!

On June 06 2007 15:42 SuperJongMan wrote:


I always thought the Muta looked like a condom...

On June 06 2007 17:02 mahnini wrote:
While you are building an army, we are conducting..., CONDUCTING THE ORCHESTRA OF YOUR DEMISE

On June 06 2007 17:02 mahnini wrote:
Terran cower, huddled so closely in fear, lest they be torn apart, one by one.
Protoss charge head-first, in hopes that their brawn will prevail.
Only Zerg understand the ebb and flow of warfare.

While you are building an army, we are conducting, conducting the orchestra of your demise.

Each step outside of your base is a step into our territory, each step into our territory is a mistake, and each mistake is another step toward your defeat. So we let you step, step confidently. But we are waiting.

You indulge yourselves with false-truths to cover your insecurities and faults.
Terrans say, "Our victories serve as a record to our ever-lasting triumph."
Protoss say, "We are the manliest race, all others pale in comparison."

We couldn't care less.

We are the meaning of fear, we watch and smirk as you struggle to defy our will.
For we are the Swarm and nothing you do can stop us.

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On June 06 2007 17:02 mahnini wrote:
Terran cower, huddled so closely in fear, lest they be torn apart, one by one.
Protoss charge head-first, in hopes that their brawn will prevail.
Only Zerg understand the ebb and flow of warfare.

While you are building an army, we are conducting, conducting the orchestra of your demise.

Each step outside of your base is a step into our territory, each step into our territory is a mistake, and each mistake is another step toward your defeat. So we let you step, step confidently. But we are waiting.

You indulge yourselves with false-truths to cover your insecurities and faults.
Terrans say, "Our victories serve as a record to our ever-lasting triumph."
Protoss say, "We are the manliest race, all others pale in comparison."

We couldn't care less.

We are the meaning of fear, we watch and smirk as you struggle to defy our will.
For we are the Swarm and nothing you do can stop us.

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On June 06 2007 08:28 ilovezil wrote:
HERESY!

Protoss is for Men

And Terran is for mindless ditzs like Tossgirl

Who the hell cares about zerg?

On June 12 2007 22:41 iGS.Sora wrote:


When it comes down to it who cares.. your all a bunch of nerds living in your moms basementO_O

and zealots are blingin

On June 06 2007 15:42 SuperJongMan wrote:


I always thought the Muta looked like a condom...
I could see Zerg being sexual deviants. It's very hot. I bet infested sex has sick crazy mind blowing orgasms. Some ensnare on that for slo mo hotness...

All that squirming, squealing, spitting, it's raw man, raw.

Zerg users are underappreciated. They are so raw compared to pussy toss with some crystal jewelry technology (lol fags) and terran with guns (pussies). Do it like a man! Get up in their face and blow it up!

On June 12 2007 23:47 XCetron wrote:


Zerg gets darkswarm and most of the ground units being able to burrow...............
hows that manly hiding inside your orange cloud or under land

On June 13 2007 00:12 XelNaga wrote:
Surprises me that the French don't play Zerg more often.. Burrowing might have become an effective strategy against having to fight.

On June 06 2007 09:21 Haniba wrote:
Which fool race sends women to fight wars?
Protoss - Race for real warriors.

On June 06 2007 08:48 EmS.Radagast wrote:

random player?

On June 13 2007 02:13 SunnYPianO wrote:


last time i recall playing through SP, the protoss dark templar race were ruled by a matriarch, a woman.

however, this distinction thing about women and men is a slightly nonsensical discussion...we can keep going around in circles. be my guest.

but that point aside, pardon my ignorance on the issue - what makes Reach so manly over other protoss players? is it his zealots? does that make someone like Pusan who uses LOTS of zealots more manly? what makes Reach the Mantoss?

personally, i feel it's just the label that someone started using for Reach, and then all protoss players started to call him that just because it sounded good. it's not that i don't like Reach, i really like him so i cheer him on. i just don't understand why people gave him that label. if that isn't the case, why keep emphasizing MANtoss everytime? as i follow korean commentating, there isn't much reference to Mantoss as there is to Herotoss, but again, this is just my own personal opinion.

On June 13 2007 03:58 SunnYPianO wrote:


any thoughts?

On June 13 2007 05:29 WaterCup wrote:
Actually, I think you guys are right. I find that all of the Zerg players I know are emo and have some sort of psychological condition.