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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 07:05:29
June 05 2007 23:24 GMT
#1
Are a bunch of sissy girls, which explains their attraction to the "manly" Zealots and shiny lights and all that jewelry.

The Terran players on the other hand love bikes, guns, heavy high tech machine stuff and sexy girls in nurse outfits - like all real men do.

Which brings us to the question...
+ Show Spoiler +
What in the sweet fuck's name is wrong with all the Zerg players?


-Mynock
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-05 23:29:54
June 05 2007 23:28 GMT
#2
HERESY!

Protoss is for Men

And Terran is for mindless ditzs like Tossgirl

Who the hell cares about zerg?
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
June 05 2007 23:31 GMT
#3
On June 06 2007 08:24 Mynock wrote:
Which brings us to the question...
+ Show Spoiler +
What in the sweet fuck's name is wrong with all the Zerg players?

That's a good fucking question. I have no idea.
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9568 Posts
June 05 2007 23:31 GMT
#4
T_T .... but i like valkyries too ='(
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-05 23:39:06
June 05 2007 23:38 GMT
#5
zerg players are sexual deviants who have fetishes for giant larvas squirming around on the ground and flying dragons that shoot razors out of their behinds
berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
June 05 2007 23:42 GMT
#6
You all better watch out, savior is sure to smite all of you.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 05 2007 23:45 GMT
#7
i'm bi
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
EmS.Radagast
Profile Joined November 2004
Israel280 Posts
June 05 2007 23:48 GMT
#8
On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

random player?
I know its not THREE-DEE!!
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43529 Posts
June 05 2007 23:48 GMT
#9
On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

a/s/l?
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
June 05 2007 23:49 GMT
#10
evil and furious
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
June 05 2007 23:49 GMT
#11
drunken debauchery!
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
June 05 2007 23:50 GMT
#12
On June 06 2007 08:48 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

a/s/l?
he's not for you
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
berated-
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1134 Posts
June 05 2007 23:53 GMT
#13
On June 06 2007 08:50 Carnac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2007 08:48 Kwark wrote:
On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

a/s/l?
he's not for you


is this your way of laying claim to him?
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 05 2007 23:53 GMT
#14
On June 06 2007 08:48 EmS.Radagast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

random player?


all zerg are bi, we have too much love to give

On June 06 2007 08:50 Carnac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2007 08:48 Kwark wrote:
On June 06 2007 08:45 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm bi

a/s/l?
he's not for you


happily engaged in wedlock with the red german
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
June 06 2007 00:02 GMT
#15
who gives the orders in the couples games
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Sadir
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Vatican City State1176 Posts
June 06 2007 00:02 GMT
#16
On June 06 2007 08:24 Mynock wrote:


Which brings us to the question...
+ Show Spoiler +
What in the sweet fuck's name is wrong with all the Zerg players?



there is no way a protoss (sissy girls) or manly terrans will ever understand zerg players. they are just not capable to -.-
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 06 2007 00:12 GMT
#17
On June 06 2007 09:02 CTStalker wrote:
who gives the orders in the couples games


when you're as good as we are, words become unnecessary
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
June 06 2007 00:18 GMT
#18
if you're saying that girls like protoss because of they have manly zealots, then by the same means you can say that girls like terran because they have manly bikes, manly guns, etc. in reality though, men like protoss because they rely on beefy units that come in droves. girls like zerg because they make cute noises. and the general population likes terran because of boxer.
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
June 06 2007 00:20 GMT
#19
mynock just lost a tvp
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Kage
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
India788 Posts
June 06 2007 00:21 GMT
#20
Which fool race sends women to fight wars?
Protoss - Race for real warriors.
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