"protoss is a man's race, because it is tough and straight"
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Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
"protoss is a man's race, because it is tough and straight" | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32269 Posts
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Storchen
Sweden4385 Posts
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
On June 06 2007 08:38 zulu_nation8 wrote: zerg players are sexual deviants who have fetishes for giant larvas squirming around on the ground and flying dragons that shoot razors out of their behinds I always thought the Muta looked like a condom... I could see Zerg being sexual deviants. It's very hot. I bet infested sex has sick crazy mind blowing orgasms. Some ensnare on that for slo mo hotness... All that squirming, squealing, spitting, it's raw man, raw. Zerg users are underappreciated. They are so raw compared to pussy toss with some crystal jewelry technology (lol fags) and terran with guns (pussies). Do it like a man! Get up in their face and blow it up! | ||
ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
Zerg users are underappreciated. They are so raw compared to pussy toss with some crystal jewelry technology (lol fags) and terran with guns (pussies). Do it like a man! Get up in their face and blow it up! Amen to that brother. | ||
PissedOffEmo
Canada777 Posts
that means zerg users are all emo | ||
Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
PvZ | ||
Monoxide
Canada1190 Posts
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PissedOffEmo
Canada777 Posts
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MiLktoast
United States257 Posts
Mantoss. MANtoss. MANtoss. Case fucking dismissed. | ||
StarN
United States2587 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32027 Posts
On June 06 2007 15:42 SuperJongMan wrote: I always thought the Muta looked like a condom... maybe the anti-rape condom, you see them teeth yo!? | ||
mahnini
United States6862 Posts
Protoss charge head-first, in hopes that their brawn will prevail. Only Zerg understand the ebb and flow of warfare. While you are building an army, we are conducting, conducting the orchestra of your demise. Each step outside of your base is a step into our territory, each step into our territory is a mistake, and each mistake is another step toward your defeat. So we let you step, step confidently. But we are waiting. You indulge yourselves with false-truths to cover your insecurities and faults. Terrans say, "Our victories serve as a record to our ever-lasting triumph." Protoss say, "We are the manliest race, all others pale in comparison." We couldn't care less. We are the meaning of fear, we watch and smirk as you struggle to defy our will. For we are the Swarm and nothing you do can stop us. + Show Spoiler + So it was a bit over-the-top, I'm bored. | ||
fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
bye | ||
QuanticHawk
United States32027 Posts
On June 06 2007 17:02 mahnini wrote: [/spoiler]While you are building an army, we are conducting..., CONDUCTING THE ORCHESTRA OF YOUR DEMISE corrected for EMPHASIS, RAWR | ||
PissedOffEmo
Canada777 Posts
On June 06 2007 17:02 mahnini wrote: Terran cower, huddled so closely in fear, lest they be torn apart, one by one. Protoss charge head-first, in hopes that their brawn will prevail. Only Zerg understand the ebb and flow of warfare. While you are building an army, we are conducting, conducting the orchestra of your demise. Each step outside of your base is a step into our territory, each step into our territory is a mistake, and each mistake is another step toward your defeat. So we let you step, step confidently. But we are waiting. You indulge yourselves with false-truths to cover your insecurities and faults. Terrans say, "Our victories serve as a record to our ever-lasting triumph." Protoss say, "We are the manliest race, all others pale in comparison." We couldn't care less. We are the meaning of fear, we watch and smirk as you struggle to defy our will. For we are the Swarm and nothing you do can stop us. + Show Spoiler + So it was a bit over-the-top, I'm bored. You chose emo race. | ||
Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
On June 06 2007 17:02 mahnini wrote: Terran cower, huddled so closely in fear, lest they be torn apart, one by one. Protoss charge head-first, in hopes that their brawn will prevail. Only Zerg understand the ebb and flow of warfare. While you are building an army, we are conducting, conducting the orchestra of your demise. Each step outside of your base is a step into our territory, each step into our territory is a mistake, and each mistake is another step toward your defeat. So we let you step, step confidently. But we are waiting. You indulge yourselves with false-truths to cover your insecurities and faults. ![]() Terrans say, "Our victories serve as a record to our ever-lasting triumph." Protoss say, "We are the manliest race, all others pale in comparison." We couldn't care less. We are the meaning of fear, we watch and smirk as you struggle to defy our will. For we are the Swarm and nothing you do can stop us. + Show Spoiler + So it was a bit over-the-top, I'm bored. crazy google skills mahnini | ||
iGS.Sora
Canada16 Posts
On June 06 2007 08:28 ilovezil wrote: HERESY! Protoss is for Men And Terran is for mindless ditzs like Tossgirl Who the hell cares about zerg? ![]() When it comes down to it who cares.. your all a bunch of nerds living in your moms basementO_O and zealots are blingin | ||
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