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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32161 Posts
June 06 2007 02:17 GMT
#41
Protoss users and all their 'MANTOSS' claims remind me of some really insecure 15 year old who keeps telling himself he's really badass
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 02:24:14
June 06 2007 02:20 GMT
#42
On June 06 2007 08:31 Carnac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2007 08:24 Mynock wrote:
Which brings us to the question...
+ Show Spoiler +
What in the sweet fuck's name is wrong with all the Zerg players?

That's a good fucking question. I have no idea.


We wanna fuck the bitches that play for both teams!

PS- every zerg building either looks/has like a penis, a vagina, an anus or some other bodily fluid. Seriously look closely at all of them.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
June 06 2007 02:25 GMT
#43
Oh pleaaaaaaaaaase.

Protoss players get ONE UNIT for the price that zergs get 4 and terrans get two + range. And we STILL kick ass. Hide behind your walls little men, firing rifles and screaming at guys running at you with freaking SWORDS. Yeah, terran is really bad ass... my ass.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 02:31:13
June 06 2007 02:30 GMT
#44
On June 06 2007 10:47 A3iL3r0n wrote:
I don't think the protoss have genitals...


Who the fuck gives a shit? Reach has enough genitals for the entire Protoss population.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
June 06 2007 02:47 GMT
#45
On June 06 2007 11:17 Hawk wrote:
Protoss users and all their 'MANTOSS' claims remind me of some really insecure 15 year old who keeps telling himself he's really badass
I'm a protoss user and this Mantoss garbage annoys me as well
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Doctorasul
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Romania1145 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 02:55:33
June 06 2007 02:54 GMT
#46
Don't anger the terrans, they'll either run and hide in their little bunkers and face the reality of their spineless cowardly nature by overdosing on "performance enhancers", try to back stab and die a dishonorable death when their naive plan is demolished or, if (when) all else fails, fly off sobbing like a 5 year old that lost his candy, hoping to find a place where they aren't bullied by the better races.

Ever seen two terrans fight? Have a look:

"I believe in Spinoza's god who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but not in a god who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32161 Posts
June 06 2007 02:56 GMT
#47
On June 06 2007 11:54 Doctorasul wrote:
Don't anger the terrans, they'll either run and hide in their little bunkers and face the reality of their spineless cowardly nature by overdosing on "performance enhancers", try to back stab and die a dishonorable death when their naive plan is demolished or, if (when) all else fails, fly off sobbing like a 5 year old that lost his candy, hoping to find a place where they aren't bullied by the better races.

Ever seen two terrans fight? Have a look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZTICOzC5bs


LOL. I feel like that when watching a tvt
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 06 2007 02:58 GMT
#48
On June 06 2007 11:54 Doctorasul wrote:
Don't anger the terrans, they'll either run and hide in their little bunkers and face the reality of their spineless cowardly nature by overdosing on "performance enhancers", try to back stab and die a dishonorable death when their naive plan is demolished or, if (when) all else fails, fly off sobbing like a 5 year old that lost his candy, hoping to find a place where they aren't bullied by the better races.

Ever seen two terrans fight? Have a look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZTICOzC5bs



LOLOLOL so funny.
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
June 06 2007 03:29 GMT
#49
Well, I have to give it to you, a PvP would look entirely differently. Mainly because the Protoss have no balls to protect to begin with...

Bunch of castrated men-wannabes...

-Mynock
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
June 06 2007 03:31 GMT
#50
^_ I was hoping `SlayerS`_BoxeR would jump in and take them to school.

but then [oops]Reach and cHalRengE would jump in with them and they would immediately flee to their little bunker trembling in fear.

pFFt.
XK ßubonic
SnoopySnacks
Profile Joined May 2003
Tarsonis903 Posts
June 06 2007 03:38 GMT
#51
I fucked all ur dickless zealots with my firebats. They enjoyed it.
Holy shit I'm good. Why u easy?
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
June 06 2007 03:51 GMT
#52
The swarm is relentless. We will rape, pillage, and ultimately assimilate all your men, women, and children. We are the ultimate race.
Bodom_Night
Profile Joined April 2007
United States33 Posts
June 06 2007 03:56 GMT
#53
well the truth is, is that theres the most protoss players....
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
June 06 2007 03:57 GMT
#54
protoss is definitely the shittiest race
好好喝喝天天快乐
LeoTheLion
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
China958 Posts
June 06 2007 04:14 GMT
#55
On June 06 2007 10:18 Deathnotronic wrote:
First of all why is this is general and second we already went over this...

protoss=man
zerg=woman
terran=homosexual


i thought it was

protoss = man

terran = woman

zerg = gay
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. -Chairman Mao
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23461 Posts
June 06 2007 04:14 GMT
#56
Zerg players are weird and cunning.
aka Teutonica
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-06 06:02:21
June 06 2007 04:15 GMT
#57
zerg players have a death wish, like a itch who needs scratching ; all or nothing, kill or die; it's not about winning or loosing it's about outplay and outclass your opponent;
deaths in their millions, a never ending ling holocaust to serve one pourpose: their vanity..
"Their vanity is not only greedy, but restless and jealous; it will grant nothing, while it demands everything."
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 06 2007 04:28 GMT
#58
Orc is the manliest race.
bg
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
June 06 2007 04:34 GMT
#59
On June 06 2007 13:28 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
Orc is the manliest race.
Running is the essence of battle
RebelHeart
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
New Zealand722 Posts
June 06 2007 05:49 GMT
#60
Zealots have bigger penises than marines.
"Love the Lord your God, and love your neighbour as you love yourself. If you do these things you're doing well" - Phil Joel
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