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On January 20 2007 16:27 Jayson X wrote:
Back when i was in school my painting-teacher (dunno how its properly called) was a really hot woman. She had perfect breasts and always weared wide clothes. So when she bend over you could see everything except the nipples. I had 4 hours per week in her class and i could never resist looking at her, allways tryed to get the right angle.
One time i had to do some extra work after school and we were alone. Just me and her. We sorted my paintings on the floor of the room and then it happened. We bouth kneed on the floor and she bend over to get one of my paintings right next to me and i was able to see everything. I was like OMFG!!!! I imagined those two over and over again but now i finaly saw them. It was like \"perfect\". And if like god himself gave me this moment she kept in this position and explained something to me. Time seemed nonexistend.
Than she turned her eyes away from my painting and saw where i was looking at. She pulled back. No words were spoken. I was like shocked and freezed up, except for my budy who\'s been growing while i was staring at her. She clearly saw it but didnt say a word. It was like someone pressed the pause button. I did want to run away as far as i could and fuck her right on the teachertable at the same time. After a long akward time she stood up and told me to go home.
From that day on she changed her clothing-style and her goodys were never to be seen again...
For years she was my woman-to-get-horny...
edit: damn now im horny...
SUPER LOL
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On January 22 2007 02:15 DarkYoDA wrote:Show nested quote +On January 20 2007 16:27 Jayson X wrote:
Back when i was in school my painting-teacher (dunno how its properly called) was a really hot woman. She had perfect breasts and always weared wide clothes. So when she bend over you could see everything except the nipples. I had 4 hours per week in her class and i could never resist looking at her, allways tryed to get the right angle.
One time i had to do some extra work after school and we were alone. Just me and her. We sorted my paintings on the floor of the room and then it happened. We bouth kneed on the floor and she bend over to get one of my paintings right next to me and i was able to see everything. I was like OMFG!!!! I imagined those two over and over again but now i finaly saw them. It was like \"perfect\". And if like god himself gave me this moment she kept in this position and explained something to me. Time seemed nonexistend.
Than she turned her eyes away from my painting and saw where i was looking at. She pulled back. No words were spoken. I was like shocked and freezed up, except for my budy who\'s been growing while i was staring at her. She clearly saw it but didnt say a word. It was like someone pressed the pause button. I did want to run away as far as i could and fuck her right on the teachertable at the same time. After a long akward time she stood up and told me to go home.
From that day on she changed her clothing-style and her goodys were never to be seen again...
For years she was my woman-to-get-horny...
edit: damn now im horny... SUPER LOL
ahhahahahahhahahahahaha what the fuck!?!?
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thedeadhaji
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On January 22 2007 03:12 Beyonder wrote:Show nested quote +On January 22 2007 02:15 DarkYoDA wrote:On January 20 2007 16:27 Jayson X wrote:
Back when i was in school my painting-teacher (dunno how its properly called) was a really hot woman. She had perfect breasts and always weared wide clothes. So when she bend over you could see everything except the nipples. I had 4 hours per week in her class and i could never resist looking at her, allways tryed to get the right angle.
One time i had to do some extra work after school and we were alone. Just me and her. We sorted my paintings on the floor of the room and then it happened. We bouth kneed on the floor and she bend over to get one of my paintings right next to me and i was able to see everything. I was like OMFG!!!! I imagined those two over and over again but now i finaly saw them. It was like \"perfect\". And if like god himself gave me this moment she kept in this position and explained something to me. Time seemed nonexistend.
Than she turned her eyes away from my painting and saw where i was looking at. She pulled back. No words were spoken. I was like shocked and freezed up, except for my budy who\'s been growing while i was staring at her. She clearly saw it but didnt say a word. It was like someone pressed the pause button. I did want to run away as far as i could and fuck her right on the teachertable at the same time. After a long akward time she stood up and told me to go home.
From that day on she changed her clothing-style and her goodys were never to be seen again...
For years she was my woman-to-get-horny...
edit: damn now im horny... SUPER LOL ahhahahahahhahahahahaha what the fuck!?!?
get this man a beer! 
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
I declined an offer from a girl today, she wanted to go to the beach together. I however just called my mom who needed a helping hand with something, so I declined. I had to take the train to my mom.
Unfortunately enough I took the wrong train which didn't stop for 30 minutes..... Took the bus back to Rotterdam. This endevour cost me several hours, and I ended up doing nothing of the things mentioned above.
So dumb.
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On January 24 2007 04:18 Beyonder wrote:Today I had my "Godsdienst & Levensbeschouwing" exam. It's religious stuff. One question was: "On what day do Christians begin their 40 days fasting period?' Embarrassingly enough, I didn't know. Time to go to Church on Sunday. 
Ash Wednesday?
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
This sentence is a confession.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On January 24 2007 04:22 Masamune wrote:Show nested quote +On January 24 2007 04:18 Beyonder wrote:Today I had my "Godsdienst & Levensbeschouwing" exam. It's religious stuff. One question was: "On what day do Christians begin their 40 days fasting period?' Embarrassingly enough, I didn't know. Time to go to Church on Sunday. Ash Wednesday?
Yeah... :p
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I went to buy a burrito from the lunch line but i didnt have my student account card so the lady told me to take it to the other line that lets you just tell the lunch lady your acct #, but instead i just went to my seat and ate a free burrito.
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I just had a dream of my uncle's wife screwing me this morning.
It was haunting and I really felt guilty. Shes like..28, already has a kid, but goddamn she harassed me alot when I went over there. Touched my ass, joked around with me, and I'm wtf. When I was half awake in the morning one day, I was sleeping with my ass stuck up in the air and she suddenly came up and put her pussy by my ass. I WAS WHOA WHOA WTF OK PRETEND UR ASLEEP SHE'LL GO AWAY. Luckily she did. -..- But that was nearly 4.7 years ago, I dunno why it just reoccured to me. FUCK.
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I wish my prof's were attractive, unfortunately my only female professor is 65+, one of the con's of being a math major -_-.
As for my confession, I was wondering in class today if I'd do this female professor for money. At first I thought I would, then after I looked at her and shuddered, I thought to myself that I'd need to be paid a lot of money because there would be no joy in the act of having sex with an old, old, not so attractive, wrinkly math professor.
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On February 01 2007 19:57 Servolisk wrote:
uhhh....
Stop pulling that long faces dreams are strange!
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On February 01 2007 20:02 da)incognito wrote:
I wish my prof's were attractive, unfortunately my only female professor is 65+, one of the con's of being a math major -_-.
haha
i have a hot long-term sub for my english teacher. she's hot and 22 :D
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On February 01 2007 20:02 evanthebouncy~ wrote:Stop pulling that long faces dreams are strange!
I thought the thing he described was something that really happened and it was what caused the dream :O
Anyway, I love that emoticon, and I'd been waiting for years for the chance to use it.
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is awesome32282 Posts
Ok 2 "confessions"
The first one is a sily one though.
1- Almost every time i edit in TL-net i do a double edit (or triple sometimes) so mods can see what i edited. The edit is there for a reason, you not to see what i wrote :@.
2- I once used my aunt dying as an excuse for not going to a girl's party. She didn't die of course. In the end i went, made out with her and never talked to her again because i was too embarrassed to keep the lie.
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On February 01 2007 20:11 IntoTheWow wrote:
Ok 2 "confessions"
The first one is a sily one though.
1- Almost every time i edit in TL-net i do a double edit (or triple sometimes) so mods can see what i edited. The edit is there for a reason, you not to see what i wrote :@.
2- I once used my aunt dying as an excuse for not going to a girl's party. She didn't die of course. In the end i went, made out with her and never talked to her again because i was too embarrassed to keep the lie.
Whoa, mods can see all versions of our post, not just the latest edited version? Cool 
Uhrm... to confess something:
When I was like 12, a group of us were hanging out. Somebody took off their expensive sunglasses and put them on the ground (eh, not in the middle of everything, like off to the side). I stepped (ACCIDENTALLY) on them and broke them. I never fessed up!!!
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
i think i'm becoming more of an asshole as far as attitude is concerned.
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On February 01 2007 21:00 oneofthem wrote:
i think i'm becoming more of an asshole as far as attitude is concerned.
Yeah u are. :<
U should just stop bickering xD
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